Chapter 135; Do you lack salted fish that can shout 666?

"Pete, how's your doing, did you catch Francis?" In the car, Katie opened the communication interface and asked.

It took a little time, and the road side finally finished the research institute, and at this time, according to the coordinates sent by Colux, it was converging with the other side.

"We're a step too late, Francis has already captured Wade's girlfriend." On the other side of the comms, Pete's deep, honest voice came. "By the way, that coordinate is useless, and now we're heading to Wade's apartment. The guy was already mad, and he said he was going to bring all the guys who could blow up, and then have a good exchange with Francis about art. ”

"What? The location has changed, so I don't think it's going back. The side of the road turned to the side and said.

"Drive well." After Katie finished speaking, she lifted her kickstand on the steering wheel and pulled back the car that was about to hit the guardrail. At this moment, because of the deviation from the lane, a car appeared in front of me.

The driver of the mother with the child in the car had already screamed in horror when he saw this scene. However, the expected impact did not occur, and the car on the side of the road passed directly through the car.

"A small mistake, I won't do it again next time." Lu Fang grabbed the steering wheel again and said with some embarrassment.

"Is there a next time?" Katie glanced at Lu Yifang, at first she still believed that Lu Fang could learn to drive well after driving for a while, but now she is desperate for Lu Yifang's talent to learn to drive.

"Along the way, you rushed off the road three times, almost caused a crash twice, and almost hit a guardrail or pillar four times, and if we were ordinary people, we would have had at least ten car accidents a day today."

"Ah, didn't you have a car accident?" The roadside cheekily said that as long as Katie was in the car, then the car would not hit any cars or buildings. And those accidents that may be caused by other cars due to one side of the road can easily avoid collision accidents as long as the road side uses the wind slightly.

At most, it's just a little traffic jam, well, it's not a big deal, right?

"Katie, you have to believe me, give me more time to practice*** One day I will cross the road and become a new generation of road ····· Holy, what the hell, the tunnel lights are broken! If you want to die, then come on and hurt each other~! ”

So after a little twist and turn, the road finally drove the car to the apartment where Deadpool lived.

"Francis bitch, I'm going to blow his balls, and then dress him up and buy him to the underground striptease and make him the number one at the prom." As soon as he walked in, Lu Yiyi heard Deadpool exploding while packing up his weapon.

"Are you here again?" An old black lady wearing sunglasses walked out at this time. "Wade, it's the first time I've seen you bring so many guests, are you going to have a dance party at home?"

"No, I'm going to someone else's ball." Deadpool, who was loading bullets, turned back to the blind old lady and said.

"All the guys in the house are here, what a bastard."

"No, there's an even more asshole, call that one out too." Seeing that the blind old lady was leaving, Deadpool hurriedly stopped her.

"Sure enough, it's a bastard." The blind old lady lifted her skirt as she spoke, pulling out a very small-caliber pocket pistol from her boot.

"Don't say that, I still love you very much, for example, I buried 116 kilograms of cocaine in this apartment to cure blindness, good luck!"

And when Deadpool finished, the phone on the table was already ringing. "Oh, let me see, is it our prom invitation that we want to meet him at this place? Of course it's no problem, I must give it······ Hey, what's this brown thing, chocolate ice cream? ”

"Well, if I'm not blind, it's supposed to be a smiling poop." Lu Fang said coldly on the side.

Deadpool; “······”

"Well, it looks like my mercenary life has left me behind, so let's go now." Deadpool said as he strode out.

In a large abandoned industrial complex somewhere on the outskirts of New York, a red Rolls-Royce Phantom is parked on the road.

"This is it." Looking at the various scrap iron machinery that filled the field of vision, the brows of the road side frowned. "I picked up a lot of garbage, and this scene is in line with the nature of this group of rats living in the shadows and surviving in the cracks."

"Then it's time for our rat catcher team to come out." Deadpool said as he got out of the car.

"Of course, before that, I still have a proposal, the next time you drive, do you wear a woman's clothes, I think it's quite suitable."

"If I do that, then next time I'll take off your pants and brake with the thing under you, and here's the thing, does that thing under you recover quickly?" Lu Fang smiled and shot back, not to be outdone.

"Well, let's change the subject, let's change it to Francis, I heard that he doesn't have any sense, I wonder if that thing is the same. Oh, come to think of it, our Francis is miserable, so let's not let him go," Deadpool stretched, his tone cold.

"If you meet someone who disfigured you, destroyed your mind, and robbed your child of your mother, he did it eight times out of ten times you were unlucky. Then believe me, you will be as happy as I am to build his pain on the pleasure. ”

The game is on, so let's have some music, my BJM home.

X gon’ give it to ya

Fuck ait for to get it on you om!

X gon’ deliver to ya········

Dada-da~! As the gunshot came, Deadpool, who was still swaying to the rhythm just now, immediately stood up with a carp and skillfully found a cover.

"Appetizer to arrive, it's time for me to dig out the big guy, don't get me wrong, it's not the one below, it's ····· Wait, what about my guy? Deadpool, who had just ducked behind cover, was stunned for a moment, and immediately turned his gaze to the car.

"Don't look at it, you forgot it in your room when you went out." Lu Fang said lightly.

"Holy, why didn't you remind me." The blinded Deadpool pointed to the side of the road and said bitterly.

"My car is very expensive, what if you put so many guys in my car in case it goes off, isn't it common sense that it is forbidden to carry flammable and explosive materials in the car? Besides, can you take those things with you? ”

"Oh, you really cherish your car, so can you tell me how we can fight without a gun, is it with a fist? If that's the case, let me see the color of today's underwear, ha~, it happens to be white, so what do you think of the idea of us raising the white flag? Deadpool yelled, clutching his hood.

"If you want to do this, I won't stop you, at most take a picture of you and tweet it, and I'll correct it, fists or something, isn't it much better than a gun?" After Lu Fang finished speaking, he looked at Katie and Pete, and the two also nodded thoughtfully, what is so good about guns.

Ignoring Deadpool, who was hiding behind cover and seemed to be deep in thought again, Lu Yifang picked up Deadpool's phone that he had just dropped, re-clicked the music play button, and strode forward.

I’m a olf in sleep clothing

Only nigga that you kmo ho can chill

Come back······ Dada-da~!

Seeing that the three people on the road ignored them, the mercenaries fired again, but all the bullets that hit either passed directly through them, or grazed a little inconspicuous flame, or all rebounded according to the original trajectory.

"So guns or anything work?" Looking at the mercenaries who fell to the ground, Lu Fang calmly turned around and said.

Deadpool; "I've got it, so ····· You don't have a salted fish that can shout 666, or you know that BJM is still very good at complaining, hey~! It always feels a little wrong, shouldn't this be my BJM home stadium? ”()