"Ahh

I yelled and woke up from my dream, my back was already wet, mainly because the immersive feeling was too realistic.

Damn, this kind of dream before the burial is too JB unknown, is it some kind of warning from God?

Rubbing my swollen eyelids, I swept out the window, and found that it was already dawning, and I didn't have time to think nonsense, so I painted the prepared coffin, and I panicked after brushing, the coffin painted with red paint was the same as the coffin in my dream last night.

Just when I was about to set up a mechanism for the coffin lid according to what Hong Yan said, Hong Yan's birthday suddenly popped up in my mind.

According to her birthdate, her five elements of gold, the corresponding direction of gold in the five elements is the west, according to Feng Shui, the five elements of gold should be buried in the west after death, because the ore contains a certain metallic plus native gold, which is of great benefit to it.

But Hong Yan asked me to bury her body in the woody land to the east, and it is very common sense that Jin Mu is a common sense, whether she doesn't understand or has other plans.

"By the way, cats and tigers are the same kind of animals, and the five elements are all wood, Hong Yan is not doing this for herself, but for the strange cat? There is also a possibility, it was not Hong Yan's ghost that was attached to Er Mazi yesterday, but the cat. ”

"In addition, the locust tree is a tree of five yin, which has the special effect of absorbing souls and cultivating evil spirits, and she asked me to plant two in front of her grave, there must be something boring."

I hesitated, if the guess is true, then whether it is Hong Yan or the strange cat, there must be a conspiracy, if I fulfill her wish, wouldn't it be to help the abuse?

But now that she has promised her, I am afraid that she will be retaliated against unimaginably if she goes back on her word!

Whenever I couldn't make up my mind about something important, I would come to the ancestral hall of my family and make a decision by flipping a coin.

"Daddy and the ancestors, I am the only bloodline in the family, you have to give me a reminder, I will agree to the request of the evil thing, if it is literal, Lao Tzu will go out and fight with her."

I kowtowed after the incense and began to toss coins.

The first time it was literally up, I happened to throw it a second time, and it was still literal.

I threw all the hanging samples nine times in a row in one go, and the most exaggerated one was that I wanted to deliberately turn the flower face up, but there seemed to be some kind of force that turned the coin over.

This....... Is this a crazy hint from the ancestors?

My family won't hurt you, I finally made up my mind, no matter what bad idea Hong Yan plays, I won't let her be satisfied.

Back in the hall, I reinforced the mahogany coffin and set up a mechanism inside, but not to remove the lid of the coffin, and if someone touched the mechanism inside, I promised her that she would not have good fruit to eat.

Since I had to do the right thing, I couldn't be soft-hearted, so I made a special trip to the flower market and ordered two large willow trees from the green plant shop.

The willow tree and the locust tree are both trees with extremely heavy yin qi, but the two have completely different functions, the locust tree can nourish the soul, but the willow tree has a strong ability to bind the soul.

It is rumored that as long as the adult willow tree is planted on the grave, the soul of the deceased will be bound by the yin energy of the willow tree, and unless the willow tree is cut down, it will not be able to live beyond the life of the soul.

If you love someone, plant soul-nourishing locust in front of her grave,

If you hate someone, be sure to plant a nail willow on her grave!!

The funeral ceremony is set at noon, which is the most prosperous time of the day, but unfortunately the weather is not beautiful, today is a rainy day, and the dripping light rain hits me to bring a burst of coolness.

Without relatives and neighbors, the huge mourning hall looked empty.

Hong Xin and Hong Wei held up the corpse, and I neatly put the futon and pillow pressed under the funeral bed into the coffin, and then put the body into the coffin.

"Juanzi, you go and get the jewelry from your mother's bedroom drawer." Hong Wei's daughter-in-law was also present, and she answered slowly when she heard the shouting.

"You watch first, I'll go to the bathroom." Er Mazi ran to the second floor with her stomach covered, and not long after, Juanzi went downstairs with a beautifully shaped box.

"The pupils are dilated, the breathing is short, the eyes are slightly evasive, this is a sign of nervousness and weakness, what did she do in the room?" I noticed Juanzi's expression and thought for a moment.

Then, Hong Xin used the excuse of discussing things to support me outside the door, and when I was about to get to the door, I deliberately turned my head, and vaguely saw Hong Wei holding a bottle in his hand and pouring it into the jewelry box, the white transparent liquid in the bottle naturally could not be water, if I guessed correctly, it should be something like venom, mainly used to prevent tomb robbers, and it may also be used to prevent me, after all, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs.

At this time, Er Mazi came over with a strange face after pooping, dragged me to the side, and said in his ear that he had just seen Hong Wei's daughter-in-law stealing something, and said that the jewelry box was stuffed with gold and silver jewelry, and he estimated that it was one or two hundred thousand.

The funeral goods are so generous, a big reason is that this is Hong Yan's thing, how dare Hong Xin and Hong Wei move, but they didn't expect to be stolen by Juanzi, no wonder she showed such an expression,

There is no need for us to expose Juanzi, Er Mazi glanced back at me, his ignorant eyes flashed with greed: "Brother Jun, or we ....... the two of us"

"Don't even think about it!" I knew what was going to pull when he opened his mouth, and he drank softly, warning him not to hit the idea of jewelry, he pouted his lips disapprovingly, it seemed that he was in the middle of the wind, but he didn't mention it again.

After the funeral goods are released, the next step is to cover the coffin, at this time, the children should kneel on the side and shout: "Mother, the child is not filial!" I've got you covered! ”

The nail is to seal the coffin lid, and the made god card will be prevented from the middle of the mourning hall, and then take off the filial piety robe and kowtow to worship.

In order to surpass the undead of Hong Yan, I invited a middle-aged Taoist priest named Guantianzi from the Qingfeng Temple in the county, who was a friend of my father, and my father told me before his death that this person had real skills, which was by no means comparable to Master Yuan's pretending elements.

Now most of the Chinese people do things to ask monks, but I don't know that the religion is the first major religion in our country, on the practice of opening the altar, pardoning the soul and binding the ghost, or the Taoist is authentic and reliable, the means and process of the monk's practice are all learned from the Taoist!

Some people will question why Taoism will decline if it is really so awesome, because the central idea of Taoism is that people are divided into high and low, Buddhism advocates the equality of all beings, and most people in the world are ordinary people, who wants to be a "slut"?

Before the hanging, I specially reminded Guan Tianzi that the contents of the coffin were not clean, but he didn't answer, took out a piece of tortoise shell from his arms and put it on top of the coffin and fiddled with it.

"Click!"

Within a few seconds, the tortoise shell suddenly cracked, and the Son of Heaven was shocked.

After a long time, he exhaled a deep breath of turbidity, and made a series to me helplessly: "I'm sorry, I can't manage this matter." ”

I asked him what was going on, and he told me that I couldn't divulge it.

Before leaving, he picked up a pen and wrote a vague poem on paper.

Officials protect each other,

No one cares inside and out,

Something comes uninvited,

There is a long way to go.

"There's someone in the coffin!!" My eyes widened, and I felt something different around me.

When I looked around again, I saw that there was one person missing from the room......