Chapter 9: The Charm of Red
I've never seen so much money!
When Li Fuhai handed over a pile of brand-new red hairy grandfathers with both hands, my eight teeth were always in a state of exposure to the air, and I secretly hummed a song in my heart: Today is a good day......
"Thank you, Xiaoyu, for helping us solve such a big problem, come to me if you have any difficulties in the future, and I will definitely help you solve things within your ability." Li Fuhai said polite words.
"Uncle, you are too polite, Master Hu is doing technical work, I am just helping to run errands." I followed suit.
In essence, the relationship between me and Li Fuhai is just a transaction, and I am still the kind of duck on the shelf, halfway to become a monk and fight crookedly, in the final analysis, I borrowed the momentum of Old Man Hu.
"Where, it's just a gesture, and I have a relationship with your kid, but Xiaoyu did help a lot." Old man Hu took over the conversation.
"That's right, thank you so much, Master Hu, you two, I have already remitted the money to your account, you can check it if you have time." Li Fuhai rubbed his hands and smiled.
"Boss Li, I don't worry, there is still something going on in the school, then I will leave first." Old man Hu gestured to me with his eyes.
"yes, then we won't bother." I stood up.
"Okay, I'll arrange a game in Longteng Pavilion when I go back, and I hope the two of you will come to you." Li Fuhai got up to send him off.
Fortunately, this time Old Man Hu drove by himself, and as soon as we went out, it was drizzling, and the wind blew, not to mention that it was quite cold.
The way Old Man Hu drove surprised me, I didn't expect him to look as stable as an old dog, but in fact, his temperament is also fucked up and impatient, and he also played drag racing like a young man, quite the style of the autumn famous mountain car god.
Fortunately, I fastened my seat belt and sat in the co-pilot, I complained to him while counting the money, "Old man Hu, steady point, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, one hundred, two hundred......"
"Okay, look at your look like you haven't seen the world. How about it, do you want to think about what I told you before, if you are willing to follow me, you will earn dozens of times more money in the future than this time. Old man Hu looked at the movements of my hands with disgust, and said in a seductive tone.
I dipped a handful of saliva, and continued to count the money without raising my head, "Two hundred and four, two hundred and five, I don't pretend to be with you in front of you, I still have self-knowledge in this matter, if it weren't for your old man's own excellent skills, maybe we would have planted a big heel fight this time." Learn about yin and yang, forget it. ”
"Don't refuse yet, in this way, if you figure it out one day, I will welcome you here." Old man Hu changed his strategy.
"Five hundred, five hundred and one, I'm afraid I won't have the day to figure it out. You say, I don't do anything serious when I'm young, and I engage in feudal superstitions such as yin and yang, in case my family's seven aunts and eight aunts know, and they can't laugh at me to death, they will definitely say that I studied in vain. ”
Actually, this is only part of the reason, and the other part is that this business is too dangerous for me to be interested in, and my father will definitely not let me learn it.
"Don't hide it, you kid, are you worried that your life is in danger in doing this business?" Old man Hu glanced at me and said with a smile.
I snorted, "Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, I've heard people say that anyone who touches yin and yang is bound by the law of five evils and three deficiencies of heaven, isn't this like a bamboo basket to draw water, and you have to risk your life to work blindly, it's really boring." ”
Old man Hu's eyes were surprised, "I didn't expect you to do enough homework, but I have to give you a literacy first." First of all, yin and yang is not a feudal superstition, but a set of ancient natural sciences, which contains a wealth of metaphysical knowledge, and there are very few people in history who can glimpse all its truths. The second is that you can do it as a side hustle, if you have time and ability, you can take the job, if you don't have it, you won't take it, the cycle is short and you make more money, why not? The most important point is that you don't have to worry about your life being in danger at all, I see your face, you are a blessed and hard-nosed person, and you will not hang up easily. ”
Hearing Old Man Hu's words, I suddenly remembered that I had checked my life before: Four Yang Gathering Peaks, God bless the person. Even Old Man Hu said that I have thick blood, and it seems that this thing is true nine times out of ten, but I don't know whether I am a defensive player or an offensive player.
"Don't try to fool me, you haven't answered me about the five disadvantages and three shortcomings for a long time." My head is clear.
Old man Hu laughed embarrassedly, "You young people are just anxious, I'm not just about to say it, you tell me your birthday, and I'll give you a rough calculation." ”
"Well, can you tell others casually about your birthday? If you old man have any bad intentions and cast a spell on me or something, then I will not be quack on the board and let you slaughter it. I glanced at Old Man Hu with disdain.
When Old Man Hu heard this, he almost blew his beard and glared at him in anger, and then he couldn't laugh or cry again, "You stinky boy, what are you thinking about all day?" What purpose do I have to harm you, you are poor and don't say anything, and it hurts you and hurts my own yin virtue, which is not worth it. ”
I was slightly stunned, and then I thought about it, this old man Hu's words are quite reasonable.
Then I told Old Man Hu about his birthday, he squinted his eyes, he didn't know what he was chanting, holding the steering wheel in one hand, and pinching it with the other, he was alive and well with the classic image of a god stick in the TV series.
"There it is!" Old man Hu opened his eyes and looked at me with a rather tangled expression, "You are actually the eight-character pure yang personality, according to the calculation results, your life is accurate, as for the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, since you haven't touched yin and yang for the time being, I don't know which of the 'big red envelopes' you will be randomly drawn by God." But your natal chart is faintly close to the three shortages, and if you exclude your life, then only power and money remain. But it's not bad. In the end, Old Man Hu didn't forget to bring a word of comfort.
I rolled my eyes at Old Man Hu, obviously it was a very fucked up thing, but he told it like a happy event with a prize for opening a bottle.
"I'll have to think about it." I put the counted money in my pocket, and patted it twice with anxiety, "Haven't you been blowing and saying that running the yin and yang business is very profitable, so how much did you earn this time?" ”
"Hey, not much." Old man Hu looked at me and laughed, "This number." He held out a finger.
"One hundred thousand?" Old man Hu's appearance fee must be more than mine, but at most it is not twice as much as mine.
Old man Hu looked at me with the eyes of looking at the buns, shook his head and said, "It's a million." ”
"What!" I almost stood up in shock, "Wouldn't it?" ”
This old man Hu would have said no earlier, I would definitely agree to such a lucrative thing.
"Master, when will I start school?" I looked at Old Man Hu very attentively, and his eyes were so kind that he was like looking at a bunch of red Grandpa Mao, shining brightly.
"You stinky boy, you change your words very quickly, come to my house the day after tomorrow to find me, worship a teacher first, and then study." Old man Hu said happily.