Chapter 131; Car accidents
"Does anyone help you count? Because I'm probably going to have to concentrate next. After Deadpool finished speaking, he suddenly jumped out of the car, and the two pistols pulled the trigger one after another, and as the gunshots rang out, the two terrorists were already headshot.
"Da Da Da Da~!" The other terrorists shot at this and forced Deadpool back.
"Young people nowadays, handjobs are so frequent, aren't you worried that there will be no bullets available in the future? I can't learn like Deadpool, I'm satisfied with being able to do twelve rounds a day. ”
Although suppressed by firepower, Deadpool still trash talking, and for this broken-mouthed guy, the terrorists responded with more fierce firepower. I saw a motorcyclist holding a light submachine gun, suddenly accelerating and bypassing the body, and it was a wild sweep.
"Damn, it hurts." Deadpool looks at the large hole in his arm that has been pierced by the bullet, and when he sees through the hole the motorcycle is driving back and trying to sweep it, he becomes angry.
"Ten, damn it~!" Watching the motorcyclist duck his head down, Deadpool pulls the trigger again.
"Nine, grass mud horse~!"
"Eight, the grass and mud horse grave jumps on your whole family~!" After missing shots, the motorcyclist has successfully circled behind several cars and is out of Deadpool's sight.
"Parallel Deadpool~!" As Deadpool lowered his head with a sigh, a terrorist from the side suddenly rushed over.
"Bang~!" Deadpool shoots the terrorist out of his hand. "Awesome Deadpool~!"
"Let me see how many are left." Another shot knocked out a terrorist who had run out of bullets, and a grenade that was about to be dropped, and Deadpool walked out from behind the cover dancing awkwardly.
"Da Da Da Da~!" A terrorist bursts out and shoots at Deadpool's ass.
"Fuck, you bastard." Deadpool clutched his ass and shot again, blowing the terrorist's head off, and then fired a few more shots at him in anger.
"Who gave you permission to target my, do you know who it traded last night? You don't even have a name, four, three, two······ Oh, it seems that if you use a little more bullets, you won't be running out. When Deadpool turned around, he saw three terrorists poking their heads out of the back of the car.
"Stand up, little fools." Deadpool jerked to the side and fired a shot.
"Three in one shot, I'm really getting stronger and stronger." Looking at the three people who fell to the ground, Deadpool took a deep breath of smoke from the muzzle of the gun and let out a groan in intoxication. "Maybe we can again tonight."
"So what's next····· Little Francis, where the hell are you, Daddy Deadpool is looking for you. Meow meow~! Don't hide, Deadpool has seen you. ”
With a brisk pace, Deadpool began to look around the car for Francis, but when he turned around, he found no trace of Francis.
"Damn, what the hell, where the hell did that bitch raise it."
"Rumble~!" The sound of the engine starting, and the sniper with a light submachine gun reappeared.
"Oh, little bitch, you're here." Deadpool sneered, suddenly pulled out the long knife behind his back and threw it at the wheels of the motorcycle.
"Bang~!" The motorcycle was stuck by the long knife and flipped out directly.
"It's finally time for the heads-up boss plot that I like to see.,Okay~! We see Deadpool rush up, and Deadpool picks up Frances, throws a hard punch, and then goes uppercut. Left hook, right hook, one knee. Another severed child and grandchild's leg, and then the monkey stealing the peach, fishing for the moon under the sea, smashing the yellow dragon, the electric light poisonous dragon drill, ice and fire······ Oh, sorry for the cross-wording, let's forget about that. ”
"Then we saw that Deadpool was still attacking frantically, it was too ferocious, Deadpool made a crazy output to Francis's lower body, crit ~ crit! It's all critical damage, it's a brutal and quick fight, and before the mighty Deadpool can show his weapon, little Francis has already fallen.
This is the power of the DPS that comes with healing, poor boss Francis, he should reflect on it in the next time, why did he provoke Deadpool, that guy's health regeneration speed is obviously open. ”
"So Francis, do you have anything to say about being the beaten villain boss in this wonderful action scene?" Deadpool stabbed Francis in the shoulder, pinning him to the wall, and kicked off Francis' helmet.
"Who the hell are you?" Francis, who was beaten and looked confused, raised his head and said weakly.
"Oh, you've forgotten me, so maybe you'll remember who I am." Deadpool said as he took off his hood, revealing his completely disfigured face.
"It's you, Wade Wilson, meet again, our great beauty!" Francis opened sarcastically.
"yes, I look like I've been bitten by a Shar Pei dog right now, it's not fair, why is the little spider next door still so handsome after being bitten. Of course, that's not what I'm trying to say, I'm here to hold accountable, Francis, and you know very well whose fault it is. Deadpool said coldly.
"It's time to eliminate what you did to the world's number one handsome guy, anyway, even if I become like this, you can't replace the position that originally belonged to me, didn't the magic mirror tell you? You're ugly~! ”
"You should thank me, I made you immortal and cured your cancer, how many people envy your ability." Francis said with a complicated expression.
"Well, I'll admit it's a good ability, at least every time a new Apple series comes out, I just need to go to the black market organ exchange. But on the premise of all this, this face of mine can still come out and tell me how I can heal these disgusting scars. Deadpool said, suddenly picking up a pistol from the ground and standing up, then retreating four or five meters away.
"Want to try my marksmanship? I promise this one will only blow one of your balls, and then I'll make up for the rest of the balls. If you shout a few times to liven up the atmosphere, such as yelling for help, I will definitely cooperate with the smirk and tell you, 'If you scream and cut your throat, no one will save you'.
Oh, you're really boring, with a look of nothing to be afraid of, although I really want to continue to communicate with you, but I'm going to go back to my hometown to get married after this ticket, so you'd better hurry up····· Rumble~! ”
As Deadpool's words fell, a high-speed red Rolls-Royce Phantom suddenly rushed out of the road and crashed head-on into Deadpool.
"Side, you're using the accelerator as a brake again." Katie stepped on the brakes and looked at the side of the road speechlessly.
"Well, it's my fault, I thought I wanted to open the door and brake, but I didn't pay attention to the lock of the door before." Lu Fang said with some embarrassment.
"Now is not the time to talk about this, just now we seem to have bumped into a little familiar person, the speed is a little fast, I don't see much clearly." Pete spoke at this point.
"Hey, did you hit someone?" The look on the side of the road was a little surprised, just now he had already let go of the steering wheel and looked at the position of the brake throttle.
"I'll see." Lu Fang said and put the gear in reverse gear.
"Click~!" There was a crisp sound, a bit like the breaking of sun-dried firewood, which was an absolute blessing for OCD. ()