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"Grandpa, why do you have such a thunderous nickname? People who don't know still think you're a perverted old monster?" Li Qianzi complained in wonder. Please search (product # book...... The fastest update

"Why is it a perverted old monster, I think it's pretty good, isn't that what it means to be immortal for a thousand years?" Duanmu Ze retorted dissatisfiedly.

Ye Yingming smiled and said, "It's still a thousand years old, why don't you call it a thousand years old?"

Duanmu Ze gave him a blank look: "Go aside, you are a member of the Yi Clan, you are thousands of years old, speaking of which, you are older, I should call you uncle." ”

The corners of Ye Yingming's mouth twitched, and she retorted unhappily: "Hmph, what old man, is this beautiful man forever eighteen years old?"

Not to be outdone, Duanmuze said: "Then I will always be eighteen years old." ”

Li Qianzi: "......"

Come on!

Suddenly, there was another narcissist by her side.

Before she came to Miaojiang, she thought to herself that her grandfather must be a very kind and mighty old man, and now when she sees it like this, he is actually an ageless teaser, and he is also very narcissistic, which is really shocking.

"Hey, you're endless, I'm staying here with such a big monster, why hasn't anyone seen it?

The eyes of the three fell on the monster.

Night Sakura glanced at the monster, her eyes lit up, and she praised, "Wow, what a high-end and mighty monster, old man, is this your mount?"

As soon as these words came out, the monster was furious, and suddenly slapped it with a slap, "Slap!", and slapped the night cherry blossom tea into the lake like a fly.

"Hey, why did you suddenly do it, you're too violent. Night cherry blossom tea floated to the surface, angry complaining.

The monster glared at him fiercely and roared, "Bastard, are you blind, you are a mount, and your whole family is a mount." ”

Li Qianzi was embarrassed, this monster's temper was too hot.

"If you're not a mount, then why did you fly out of the Empty Mountain with that old man just now?"

Ye Sakura retorted indignantly, hmph, just now he saw with his own eyes that it flew out of the empty mountain carrying the old man Duanmuze.

The monster was embarrassed, turned his head and glared at Duanmu Ze, and replied with an arrogant face: "Hmph, I won't tell you that I am actually a mortal enemy with this old man." ”

"Sworn enemy?!"

Li Qianzi and Ye Yingming exclaimed at the same time, and the two of them became more and more puzzled, since they were mortal enemies, how could this monster escape with Duanmu Ze?

Facing the incomprehensible gaze of the two, the monster explained a little embarrassedly: "I have been in the emperor's tomb for five thousand years, and for these five thousand years, I have been the only one, and I am bored, and later, this guy came, and I fought with him every day, hehe, my boring life suddenly became interesting." ”

Duanmu Ze was furious when he heard this, and pointed at it and complained loudly: "I'll go, dare to love, you chase me every day and fight not because I'm an enemy who broke into the tomb, but because your life is too boring, so you want to have some fun?"

"Hmph, that's of course, guarding the cemetery or something, it's just a nice reason, I want to find you to play with me, and move my muscles and bones by the way. ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but dance excitedly, and then said happily: "Hey, don't say it, since I fought with you every day, my muscles and bones have become more and more developed, I don't stutter anymore, my body has become slimmer, and I haven't taken a breath even after chasing you all over the tomb." ”

"Poof—"

Duanmuze spewed out a mouthful of old blood, and the thunder almost fell into the lake.

This truth is really too shocking, it's just because it's boring, so this guy is looking for him every day, and every time he is killed, this guy will soon be resurrected with full blood, and then him again.

People who don't know really think that this monster has some deep hatred for him.

After hearing the monster's words, the corners of Li Qianzi's mouth twitched fiercely, this seemingly fierce behemoth, its essence turned out to be a comic attribute.

"So, when the Emperor's Tomb collapsed, you suddenly shook hands with me and made peace, and then rescued me, just because I saw that you had been playing with me for a whole year?" Duanmu Ze asked in wonder.

The monster raised its head haughtily: "That's natural, otherwise, the ghost wouldn't bother to save you bad old man." ”

"Poof-" Duanmu Ze spurted out a mouthful of old blood again, and his heart suddenly broke to the ground.

At that time, he was still proud to think that his personality suddenly exploded, and the enemy was deeply moved, and the enemy ignored the contract and desperately wanted to save him, and now he suddenly knew the truth, and his self-esteem was seriously hit.

"Hey, old man......"

"What old man, I'm not old. A heartbroken Duanmu Ze interrupted it angrily.

The monster glanced at him in displeasure, and said proudly: "Now that I have rescued you, from now on, you and I will no longer be enemies or friends, so let's go our separate ways." ”

After speaking, it soared into the sky, looked at the vast land in front of it, and laughed excitedly: "Ahaha...... Lao Tzu is finally free, and from now on, I will go to many, many young and beautiful girls to play, and I will never play with a bad old man again. ”

Duanmuze jumped to his feet angrily: "Hey, it's not uncommon for you to play with me, I don't want to play with you yet, you ugly bastard, and ah, don't call me a bad old man anymore, I'll always be eighteen and one flowers." ”

Li Qianzi: "......"

Night Sakura: "......"

Looking at Duanmuze, who was jumping and jumping in anger, Li Qianzi looked into the distance, and wondered, the eldest uncle, the second uncle, and Aunt Duanmulian are all extremely dignified and stable people, why is their father so funny, uncle, are they his own?

"Grandpa, pay attention to your manners. Li Qianzi silently reminded.

Duanmu Ze, who was scolding angrily, noticed her, and he hurriedly restrained himself and made a dignified and majestic appearance.

"Qianzi, I'm sorry to make you laugh, in fact, your grandfather and I are usually very majestic, and your uncle is very afraid of me. ”

"Oh. Li Qianzi responded, thinking, I didn't see it at all.

Grandpa and grandfather Li Muhua are about the same age, but the two of them have completely different painting styles, and grandpa is the real head of the family, majestic and upright.

After Duanmu Ze's dignified and majestic appearance lasted for less than five seconds, he immediately resumed his teasing style, he reached out and grabbed Li Qianzi's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I am very strict with those boys, but what about it, I am absolutely the best to your mother and you." ”

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