Chapter 12: Auntie
It's been a lot of happy events lately.
Yang Moumou's steps were light and he hummed a little song. Her favorite aunt is coming back from out of town!
My grandmother gave birth to a total of five children, my mother was the eldest daughter, and then the second aunt, third aunt, younger aunt, and uncle. At that time, each family had four or five children or even more, and especially those who gave birth to girls would definitely persevere until they gave birth to boys. Yang Moumou heard from his grandmother that there was a family that gave birth to eleven children, the first ten were girls, and the last one was a boy.
I'm a sister! It is estimated that this boy will shout until he collapses when he shouts his sister!
In that patriarchal era, my uncle naturally got the most steamed buns and meat, and so on. As the eldest daughter, of course, my mother has to do the most work and be beaten and scolded the most. Anyway, both of them were treated special by their parents.
And my aunt, as my grandmother's fourth child, is much more free and loose. No one asks her what she has to do, so she naturally has no requirements for herself, and she doesn't have any requirements for others. This is an important reason why Yang Moumou likes her.
Mom is so annoying, she asks Yang Moumou to do this and that all day long, and at the same time says that this can't be done and that can't be done, which often makes Yang Moumou dizzy and at a loss.
Take eating as an example, my mother always said that you must eat seriously and eat a lot, she pointed to Yang Moumou's nose and said, eat a big bite.
Yang Moumou was choked on rice and rolled his eyes, tears rolling in his eyes. She was so hungry that she wanted to take a big bite of it. But it's really not delicious and I can't swallow it!
Sometimes, when there is a tooth sacrifice at home, there is meat on the plate, and Yang Moumou changes his old style and can't even swallow the plate.
At this time, my mother will say, slow down, slow down, how can I teach you? Eating can't be too mouthful, it's bad for the throat, oh no, it's not good for the esophagus. Know where your esophagus is? In short, don't take too many bites.
Yang Moumou stretched his neck and almost choked to death.
Auntie is different. No matter what Yang Moumou does, the aunt says, "Really good and capable". Even if Yang Moumou casually drew a circle on the ground, the aunt would applaud and say, "It's so round!" So Yang Moumou is willing to stay with his aunt.
There are many other reasons why Yang Moumou is close to his aunt.
I heard my mother say that Yang Moumou was a few months old baby when he first went to his grandmother's house. There was suddenly a novelty little thing in the house, and everyone naturally competed for a hug. The first to hug Yang Moumou was her grandmother, who hugged Yang Moumou and shook her lightly a few times, and then handed her to the uncle who squeezed to the front.
Uncle hugged Yang Moumou and shook and swayed, shook and shaken, but he didn't let go. The second aunt, the third aunt and the younger aunt in a row could only look at it.
Finally, it's time for the second aunt, followed by the third aunt. When it's Auntie's turn, it's time to eat. When a family eats, the chopsticks must move quickly, otherwise they will be hungry. The sisters and younger brothers were on the table, gloating and looking at the aunt.
The aunt gritted her teeth, didn't serve the table, and reached out to hug the babbling Yang Moumou. Yang Moumou smiled, and the aunt laughed eating.
Yang Moumou doesn't remember anything about his infancy. But when she grew up, she remembers it very clearly. Every time my aunt comes over, she will inevitably carry something delicious or fun in her pocket. Sometimes the aunt will secretly stuff some money to Yang Moumou, the aunt is still studying, and these money are all pocket money she saved.
Auntie loves Yang Moumou, Yang Moumou likes Auntie, and their relationship has always been very stable. When Yang Moumou was five years old, an incident happened that caused her and her aunt's relationship to change rapidly.
That day, Yang Moumou was chased by his mother and ran all over the yard. Not for anything else, just because the night before she sprinkled some peppercorn powder into the cream on her mother's face.
Mom woke up in the morning and smeared her face with the dim light as usual. Suddenly, she screamed and ran to the toilet to get water and rinse it.
Yang Moumou knew that something was wrong, so he ran away, and his mother chased after Yang Moumou with a stick.
"Stop!" Mom chased a few laps and couldn't run. Her face was stimulated by peppercorns, with a little red spots, and with vigorous running, her mother's face was like the red buttocks of a monkey in a zoo, spotted.
Where is Yang willing to stop? If she had stood up at this point, she would probably never have been able to stand againβher legs had been broken.
Mom held her waist and chased after her for a while, out of breath, "Yang Moumou...... Mommy doesn't hit you...... You tell Mom...... Why sprinkle peppercorns......"
"Really don't fight?" Yang Moumou was also tired of running, her legs were sore and swollen, and she stood opposite a few meters away from her mother, "It was said on TV that peppercorns can slim down face." β
"Which station is broadcasting? A big mess! Mommy is about to be disfigured by you! "Mom is so angry and funny.
Just when Yang Moumou thought that the crisis was over, his mother's stick was raised high again, "Do you think your mother's face is big?" β
A new round of escape and chase begins.
The people in the yard all left what they were doing, took the baby out to watch, and some people shouted hard.
There are those who cheer for Yang Moumou, "Run faster, don't get caught!" β
There are also those who stand on the mother's side, "Don't let her run away, the bear child just owes it to clean up!" β
Yang Moumou and his mother had a hard time riding a tiger, so they had to continue to see-saw. Fortunately, my aunt came.
My aunt was like a timely rain, extinguishing my mother's raging fire.
"Sister, what are you doing?" The aunt pushed aside the crowd and walked between her mother and Yang. She originally wanted to join in the fun, but she didn't expect the protagonist to be her own family.
Yang Moumou cast a pitiful gaze at his aunt, "Auntie save me!" Mommy is going to beat me to death! She quickly lowered her head and quietly wiped some saliva from the corner of her eye.
The aunt hurriedly reached out and hugged Yang Moumou into her arms, "Sister, the child is still young, say it well." β
Mom couldn't talk about it anymore, she was so tired that she couldn't breathe. Finally breathing steadily, my mother asked, "What are you doing?" β
Auntie was stunned, "What am I here for?" β
Mom laughed angrily again, "You don't even know yourself? β
I forgot to say it, my aunt is good at everything, but she is a little forgetful, especially at important moments, and she is a little confused from time to time.
Yang Moumou whispered in his aunt's arms, "Auntie, you take me to grandma's house." β
The aunt smiled and rubbed Yang Moumou's hair.
Mom spoke again, "I can't remember? Do you want to go back and ask again? β
Of course, this is a joke, from grandma's house to Yang's house, you have to walk for more than an hour. At that time, it was not like now, just a phone call if there was something to do. At that time, there was no telephone, and it was all up to manpower to bring the phone.
Yang Moumou began to pull at his aunt's clothes.
"Mom told me to take Yang'er to play." My aunt said that she spoke loudly, and her nostrils were wide open.
Yang Moumou didn't dare to breathe, she was afraid that her mother would not agree. The fight just now hasn't been implemented yet!
My mother nodded again and again, "Okay, get rid of this little scourge!" β
Oh yes! Yang Moumou held hands with his aunt and flew to his grandmother's house.
Grandma was already preparing dinner, and when she saw Yang Moumou, her grandmother was both surprised and happy. Grandpa took out the preserved eggs on the floor slab on a ladder, cracked them apart, and handed them to Yang.
Yang Moumou sat on his aunt's lap and ate preserved eggs in small bites.
Grandma suddenly asked her aunt, "Did you give the money to your eldest sister?" Didn't fall off the road! β
"Oops!" The aunt bounced up, and Yang Moumou stumbled and almost fell on his head.
The aunt pressed the purse, and the money was restored to the pocket!