Chapter 11: Xiu'er, Is That You?
Send Xianqiao Antique Street.
The largest antique market in the southwest is also a gathering place for idlers and idlers.
In order to unify the management, and there are also people in the government who are superstitious about this way, so a piece of land is specially set aside here for these monks and Taoists to set up a stall to tell fortunes.
When Ji Chen came here on his donkey from the nineties, almost all the better stall spots were occupied.
It took a while to find a gap, put down the Maza, laid out a newspaper, and then took out a few small pieces from his pocket that he had just wholesaled from the porcelain market and placed them on the ground.
Antiques are very eye-catching, abducted and stolen, eaten, drunk, prostitute, gambled, and smoked, and the pit was abducted and deceived from the antique market.
Pick up a strip of pebbles on the side of the road, spread the newspaper and put it up, dare to say that it is something that Wu Meiniang has used, and then roast it with a fire, it will become a warm jade, and I will ask you if you dare to believe it.
This kind of business belongs to the kind of business that does not open for three years and is open for three years.
Ji Chen can't wait for three years, he can't open the pot anymore, the water is boiling, just wait for the rice to go to the pot, so he can only go sideways.
However, he is still a conscientious businessman, and the dozen or so ornaments in the newspaper cost at least 20 quick bucks. Compared to the stones that were picked up casually in the pit, he already had a good conscience.
If you are lucky, these ornaments can be multiplied at least a hundredfold, or even a thousandfold.
Of course, setting up a stall to sell antiques is just a pretense, at least for people like Ji Chen, the half of the street where he is located is basically a monk except for Taoist priests, of course, most of them are Taoist priests.
Ji Chen despised these people a little, and there was nothing new about being a liar. Half of the street at a glance, a water of Taoist robes and monks' robes and beards of Buddha dust. Even if an employer really comes to see someone, I don't know which one is really capable.
For example, an old man wearing a Taoist robe on his left, in addition to selling antiques, also set up a piece of cardboard in front of the stall, which reads, exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, watch feng shui, fix the yin house, and do things.
An old man wearing a gossip suit on the right is also in the same shape, and the sign reads, look at the face, fortune telling, pray for blessings, approve eight characters, and ask for marriage.
Ji Chen also took out a piece of card, drew two arrows on it, pointed to both ends respectively, and then wrote in the middle, I will do these. Finally, poke the sign forward.
Get!!!
The two Taoist priests glanced at him curiously, wanting to see what he would do, so that he could take some precautions.
At this glance, the two of them were not calm for a moment.
I have a sentence about MMB, I don't know whether to say it or not......
The two of them really wanted to pull out a lump of boogers from their nostrils and paste it on Ji Chen's face, you will die if you thank a few words! What about your face? Where did the face go?
Your uncle, what about my Qinglong Glaive? Hurry up and comb this strong man's hair.
What about the poor Dao's Fang Tian painting halberd? Come...... Give the young man a shave.
It's so angry!
The two old men in Dao robes looked at Ji Chen with a sinister expression. Let's not have a grudge, we set up a stall here so well, what's the matter with you standing in the middle of the bar, how can we get business.
Ji Chen didn't pay attention to the two of them, they all came out to deceive, so he naturally didn't have to be polite to them, it just depended on whose means were more clever.
There are a lot of tourists who come to send Xianqiao to play, in addition to some insiders who have the mentality of picking up leaks, there are also many young men and women in pairs.
Ji Chen's target is these young men and women. Especially Yan dogs, their money is the best to earn.
No way, who makes himself handsome, the nemesis of the standard Yan dog.
……
"Wow! Handsome guy. ”
Several beauties passed by Ji Chen's booth, and their eyes suddenly lit up.
Ji Chen's appearance is extraordinary, and after becoming a zombie, he has a temperament that ordinary people do not have. Although this kind of temperament does not make him stand out from the crowd, but under the backdrop of the two old liars who are old liars at first glance, they instantly look different, at least for Yan Dang, it is absolutely attractive.
Coupled with the sign in front of the three of them, it will always make people mistakenly think that they are Internet celebrities who make jokes.
"Handsome guy, how do you sell this pen wash?"
"One hundred and twenty-one."
Ji Chen, who was a drama spirit, showed a shy and polite smile, and even a trace of blush flew on his face, like a fledgling chick.
He knows what his advantages are, and he also knows how to use his advantages in this era when Yan Dog rules the earth.
In front of the literati, he was a writer. In front of the scoundrels, he is a ruffian. In front of the demon, he is the demon king. In front of Yan Gou, he is an innocent little virgin.
Although he doesn't want to admit the fact that he is very handsome, but sometimes, he really can't help himself, he can obviously rely on his talent, but he is forced by reality to rely only on his appearance.
The two veterans were stunned by Ji Chen's acting skills, your uncle, the Oscars absolutely owe you a little golden figure, this is the realistic version of a world-class actor, it's really a waste of talent if you don't go to film.
"One hundred and twenty-one, a little expensive, but not too outrageous. I want two, is WeChat Pay okay? ”
"Can ......"
After the payment was completed, the girl said: "By the way, add a WeChat!" ”
"Forehead ......"
Ji Chen scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly, obviously a little overwhelmed by the girl's request, and didn't know whether to agree or not.
"Hee-hee-hee......"
Ji Chen's reaction amused several girls.
"Wow, I didn't see it, you're still an innocent little virgin, it's a rare breed, I'm going to be your protector." A short-haired girl rolled up her sleeves and said with a big grin.
"Cut, as long as you are handsome, you are the object of your protection."
"The old lady is willing, what's the matter, I'm not convinced!"
The two Taoist priests really wanted to pick up the pebbles on the ground and smash them directly on Ji Chen's face, Ya is too good at acting, you are all rotten! I'm still here pretending to be a virgin, the key is still innocent, I'm going to shoot you with soy milk, thick sperm.
mmb, anyone who dares to set up a stall on this street, that one is not a bald old man, where did he come from.
"Wow! This Pegasus Tayan is also good-looking, so I'll have one too! The same WeChat. ”
The two Taoist priests really couldn't stand it, and Ji Chen could be regarded as stepping on their faces to do business, so he kindly reminded the girls.
"The ones he sells are fakes."
"That's right, that's wholesale from the wholesale market, a few dollars a piece, he's cheating on you."
This group of lovely girls collectively cast a caring fool's look, "We know it's fake!" We're not stupid. It's just more than 100 yuan, do you still want to buy it! If you sell, I'll buy it. ”
Forehead......
All right! Count us nosy, and we become fools with feelings. The two people had no choice but to keep silent, and then looked at Ji Chen with envy, jealousy and hatred, and then acted there to flirt with his sister and make money.