Goofy's appearance made Loki suspect for the first time that he had gone on the wrong set - is this really Earth?

As a native (?) Asgardians, Loki has an innate sense of superiority in his bones.

Asgard, known as the Divine Domain, is the holiest and most powerful of the Nine Realms.

(Nine Realms: Asgard - Kingdom of the Gods, Warnerheim - Kingdom of the Warners, Alfheim - Kingdom of the Elves, Midgard - Earth, Kingdom of Mortals, Jotunheim - Kingdom of the Giants, Watheim - Kingdom of the Gnomes, Heim Underworld - Land of the Dead, Nilfheim - Land of Mist, Muspelheim - Land of Fire)

And Earth, known to the Asgardians as "Midgard", is a mortal realm despite its location in the center of the Nine Realms.

Asgard is the domain of the gods, and the Asgardians are supremely powerful.

The earth is a country of mortals, and the people of the earth are weak and can't help it.

Loki has known since he was a child that the people of Earth are powerless, their skin is soft and their bones are fragile, and their average lifespan is only a few decades, and wind, frost, rain and snow can kill them.

Compared to the Asgardians, the earthlings are like ants, not to mention that Loki is not an ordinary Asgardian, he claims to be the god of Asgardian (although in reality he is only adopted...... ）。

But an earthling in front of him actually came back to life under his attack, and the lasers emitted by his scepter that were enough to destroy the world failed to kill an earthling!

You must know that with the power of this scepter, even if it is not difficult to kill the Asgardians, but a mere earthling, he actually survived under this scepter!

Loki looked at the earthlings in front of him in disbelief.

"You're not from Earthling, are you?" Loki asked speculatively, then pointed to the Fantastic Four around him and said, "None of you are earthlings. ”

How is it possible for earthlings to come back to life? How is it possible to have a wide variety of abilities?

Goofy, however, shrugged his shoulders.

"I'm sorry, alien friend, I think you came to our planet before you figured out the true strength of the ball, we are all earthlings, natives of earthling."

Thunderbolt Johnny sped down from the sky, stood beside Goofy, and sneered, "That's right, we're all earthlings!" ”

With that, he pointed to Loki's nose and asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Who am I?" Loki snorted coldly, raised the scepter in his hand, and loudly announced to the people around him, "I am a god!" I came from the realm of the gods, and I am a god on high! Earthlings, I am here to take over you and rule over you! Your world is too chaotic for me to lead you to the light!! ”

The onlookers were stunned when he said this-I'm afraid this guy is crazy?

Dare to pretend to be an alien with a scepter that shoots lasers, and keep saying that you are a god? I'm afraid it's not out of my mind?

Johnny couldn't stand it anymore and coughed, "Ahem! Friend, you're all right? Do you want me to take you to a psychiatrist? ”

"Presumptuous!" Loki angrily raised his scepter, and a laser shot at Johnny.

Steve hurriedly dodged over and raised his vibranium shield to help Johnny block the laser.

Airplanes!!!

The vibranium shield sounded, and the laser was defused by Steve.

Loki missed the blow and roared angrily, "Stupid earthling! How dare you question me? I am Loki, from the Divine Domain, the God of Trickery, the Son of Odin, and the First Archmage of the Nine Realms! Now I command you to kneel for me! Only by surrendering to me will I spare your life!" ”

As soon as Loki finished speaking, everyone laughed—not only the members of the Super Patrol, but also the onlookers.

What is the god of trickery, the son of Odin, and the first archmage of the Nine Realms......

Why do these names sound so funny?

The key is...... You guy looks like an earthling, you have to say that you are a god with white teeth, if you are really a god, why do you look exactly like us ordinary people? Why don't you have a golden body?

Besides, don't bully us ordinary people who haven't seen the world, how many ups and downs has New York experienced in the past two years? Demons and monsters are running around the streets! Someone like you, who doesn't look like you at all, really doesn't interest us.

The immortal body of the high-flying police officer and the wind blowing effect with his own lights and wind, he did not claim to be a god.

Officer Johnny is covered in fire, can fly and run, and has amazing combat effectiveness, but he doesn't claim to be a god.

You just carry a small cane that shoots lasers from biubiubiu, why do you claim to be a god? And your cane is not lethal, and you haven't even shot anyone for half a day.

You say you are a god, but the people don't agree!

Steve shook his head again and again with his shield on his shoulder, and denied: "Don't be kidding, you're not a god at all, you're just a villain, and you're a villain with average strength." ”

Johnny added oil and vinegar next to him: "That's right, you say that you are a god or a god?" What evidence do you have? ”

When Loki heard this, he was almost anxious.

"You stupid mortals, how dare you doubt my identity!"

As he spoke, he shook the scepter in his hand, and the black suit on his body immediately faded into a pompous robe, and a large horn similar to a beetle grew on his head, which looked even more funny.

Loki himself still feels good, looking like he is dominating the world.

See?

Lao Tzu can change clothes!

And it's also said that if you change your clothes, you will change your clothes!

As a result, the citizens asked for a refund after watching it, what a bullshit and inferior performance!

New York didn't have such an ugly show in a circus decades ago! This trick is long outdated!

Suddenly there was boos on the highway, and the citizens condemned Loki for wasting the feelings of the onlookers.

Susan Storm complained mercilessly: "Please, you can prove that you are a god by changing your clothes?" So what can I prove by being invisible? Am I the founder of the entire universe? ”

As she spoke, Susan showed off her skill - stealth.

The citizens applauded and chanted Susan's name.

"Susan! Susan! Susan! Susan! ”

See! This is the trick of high-end atmosphere and grade!

Loki is simply broken, Nima Laozi is here to occupy the earth, not to compete with you in magic!

I'm changing my costume to deter you, not to let you perform a more bizarre magic trick!!

Anger gradually overwhelmed Loki's mind, and he felt that it was time to go to war in an all-out way.

He waved the scepter in his hand and ordered, "Where is my puppet?" Come out and kill for me! ”

Hawkeye immediately obediently stepped out of the carriage, his pupils had changed color, he removed the bow and arrow from his shoulder, and looked around to find his target.

Seeing Hawkeye, Steve frowned, "Huh? Isn't this an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.? How did he mess up with this alien? ”

Gao Fei said: "Oh, he looks like he has been bewitched by some kind of magic. ”

"Bewitched? So what to do? Steve asked worriedly, "Will this alien be demagoguery?" ”

Gao Fei smiled: "Don't be nervous, it's not a big problem." ”

Although the bewitching function of the Soul Gem is very powerful, it is not without a way to crack it, in "Avengers 1", it was Natasha who beat Hawkeye to wake up, but Goofy has an easier way.

When the big head Samuel Stern came out to make trouble, Goofy proved one thing - the whispering skill can wake up the bewitched person, and now Goofy's mental attribute is as high as 20, and the awakening ability is obviously stronger.

So he looked at Hawkeye and said in a low voice.

"Hawkeye, wake up, don't be fooled anymore, it's time for you to wake up."

"Look at your current state, you have become someone else's puppet, someone else's tool for killing."

"Hawkeye! Wake up! Wake up! ”

"Hawkeye, look what you're doing! It's not what you want to do, you have your own ideas! ”

……

After only four shouts, Hawkeye woke up, his pupils gradually returning to normal, and his consciousness was clear.

Loki next to him didn't notice this, and was still giving orders.

"Shoot these mortals, quick! I'm going to let them die! ”