This is really a problem in Yang Moumou's life, which one to choose for eating and face?

How embarrassing would it be if she brazenly said "I want to eat" and others didn't give it to her?

However, if she says "thank you, no thanks", she will regret it for the rest of her life. In the embrace of green mountains and green waters, nature, what a rare experience to eat a firewood meal!

Yang Moumou hesitated, stretched out and retracted one hand.

Chen Kai snorted coldly beside him, "I'm not afraid of saliva from the spoon that others have eaten!" ”

Everyone didn't dislike others for eating saliva, and they all rushed to exchange it! The key is that people don't change it!

Yang Moumou didn't think about whether there was saliva, but whether classmate A would give it to her.

The pot of steaming and fragrant meat rattled, and Yang couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

Student A took out a shiny spoon, "I haven't used this before, let's eat it together." He handed the spoon to Yang.

Good people, great people! Thank you for inviting me to eat with you, regardless of your previous suspicions!

Yang Moumou snatched the spoon, scooped up a big spoon and handed it to Zhang Tao, "Eat quack!" She was smiling all over her face, and the corners of her mouth were reaching her ears.

shouted Zhang Tao to eat, and his mouth was already chirping.

Zhang Tao gently pushed away, "You eat it yourself." ”

You didn't want to give you a chance. Yang stuffed a mouthful into his mouth and chewed it heavily. Although Chen Kai glared at her with resentful eyes, it didn't affect her good mood at all.

It's delicious, isn't it? Gulping down white rice, and rattling the meat of a big lump, this is happiness. She narrowed her eyes and shook her head in satisfaction.

Several other people saw Yang's windswept posture and hurriedly sped up. If you don't hurry up, you will be eaten up by this big-mouthed Yang Moumou.

The few people quickly finished eating and drinking, and there was not even a drop of soup left. The onlookers scattered and found a place to sit down and chew the dry food they brought. Hey, after seeing such a big meal and the heroic and happy eating method of Yang Moumou's classmates, where can they eat any dry food?

The old class organized everyone together and sat down in a big circle. The old class said that it is rare for the whole class to come out once, and everyone will show their talents!

It stands to reason that Li Wen will definitely perform, but there is no music, so he has to give up.

A few classmates pushed each other, walked to the center of the circle together, and howled a song in their throats. Yang Moumou seemed to hear the sound of wiping a water tank, and she was constantly grinding her teeth by the beautiful singing. Fortunately, their song is not too long, otherwise Yang Moumou's teeth will all be worn out. Without teeth and without food, what is the point of her living?

Another student walked to the middle and confidently said that he could imitate the sounds of various animals and let everyone solve the problem. Everyone talked a lot, dogs, cats, chickens, sheep, tigers, lions, rhinoceros, hippos, that classmate can easily handle it.

For a while, everyone was full of interest and imitated it, and it instantly felt like a zoo.

Yang Moumou gave a long full burp in satisfaction.

Someone next to her said, "Who was imitating the pig just now?" The imitation is too good! The pigs in my hometown pen are full of this sound. ”

You're a pig! Yang Moumou covered his mouth so as not to be praised again.

The most talented is the sketch performed by two girls. They play the role of mother and daughter, and when the daughter comes back from school, the mother asks her daughter about her English learning.

Mom asked, "How did you learn English today?" ”

The daughter replied, "Well learned, Goodgood." ”

Mom looked confused, "Who is Goode?" ”

The daughter rolled her eyes and said, "Goode is in English, which means good." ”

Mom sighed and said, "Then tell me, how do you say the English of the pen?" ”

This simple, the daughter showed a triumphant smile, "Basin." ”

The mother gave her daughter a plan to pop chestnuts, "I asked you what about the pen, what basin did you say?" ”

The daughter hugged her head aggrievedly, "Isn't the English of the fountain pen a basin?" ”

Mom said she believed it, and she asked a few more questions one after another. She asked the horse, and the daughter replied "fire"; She asked the tiger, and the daughter said, "Lift my brother."

Mom said that she would say hello to someone in the morning. The daughter replied, "Tinkering with you." The daughter received a slap in the face.

Mom held back her anger and asked, how about saying goodbye to humanity? The daughter was in tears and "tinkering".

Wrist wrestling? Mom's iron fist fell mercilessly. What kind of mess is this? Is this learning English?

The daughter cried and begged for mercy, "Don't fight, don't fight!" Why don't you teach me? ”

Mom withdrew her fist and sat upright. "Listen, Mom only speaks once."

The mother taught her daughter several English words. knives, chopping drips; bed, used to lie down when sleeping; Peanuts, peeled off the shell and ate rice.

"Got it?" Mom asked, fists ready.

The daughter nodded hesitantly.

"Okay, I'll test you, book, how do you say it in English?" The mother glared at her daughter.

This word was learned in the first lesson of English. But my daughter learns to be smart, and instead of saying the right words, she tries to say, "Teach people to learn knowledge and become smarter?" ”

Mom nodded with satisfaction, "That's right! Now it finally will. ”

The mother also asked her daughter to write down the "correct English" she taught in her homework book.

The daughter wiped her tears and said to the audience, "English is terrible!" ”

Everyone leaned forward and leaned back with laughter. Yang Moumou kept pulling the classmates next to him, grabbing and pulling wherever he caught, and arrested people alive as beggars and disciples.

Zhang Tao sat behind Yang Moumou with a shallow smile on his face.

This is followed by free and easy. The old class repeatedly emphasized the safety issue before letting everyone disperse.

Some students chatted on the spot, some walked nearby, looked at the flowers and plants and enjoyed the beautiful scenery, and some gathered in groups to climb the mountain.

This kind of outing was also participated in by Yang Moumou when he was a child. It was when they were in the fifth grade of elementary school, and their father took them there. It was spring, and the whole class was holding a pencil and a notebook, looking up at the pink petals and small spiky buds on the peach blossom hillside on the hillside full of peach blossoms. They draw while looking at it, or write down a few words or sentences. Although they are all elementary school students, no one is noisy, and they all seem to be immersed in the world of peach blossoms.

After returning from the spring outing, everyone handed in their own compositions. Dad sent his essays to the competition, and three of his classmates' essays won awards. Yang Moumou is one of them.

Every time I think about it, Yang Moumou can think of the pink color that spreads all over the mountains. She felt that her father was really an excellent teacher.

However, she also had regrets about that trip.

Most of the students did not bring snacks according to the teacher's requirements, but one student quietly brought a bag of candied dates, and took advantage of the teacher's classmates' inattention to touch one and throw it in his mouth.

Yang Moumou saw it, and his saliva flowed. Although the peach blossoms are beautiful, they can't be eaten. I knew she was also stealing some food on her! She wrote this into her essay, and she won the first prize for her essay. She always felt that it was the bag of candied fruit that made her essay win.

Until this moment, when he thought of that spring outing, the first thing Yang Moumou thought of was the bag of candied fruit and the scene of the classmate sneaking dates into his mouth.

The same mistake cannot be made again. Today, at this moment, here, she doesn't want to enjoy any beautiful scenery, she doesn't want to climb any mountain, she is in the same place, eating it heartily!

But someone wants to disturb her purity.

Chen Kai roared in Yang Moumou's ear, "Tuniu Yang Moumou, follow me to climb the mountain." He vigorously pulled Yang Moumou, as if he wanted to drag Yang Moumou away directly, drag him to climb the mountain and then drag him down the mountain.

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