One thing I can be sure of now is that Yang Gang was a chatter before his death! It is estimated that even my aunt is not his opponent.

We sat in front of the grave by one by one, and Yang Gang was forced to wet the bed when he was five years old to his girlfriend ran away with his good brother after he died, chattering to himself next to me for almost two hours.

Speaking of sadness, he also wiped a handful of blood and tears and looked at me miserably. His bloody face was smeared by him, and he looked even more terrible than before.

I forcibly held back my nausea, and turned my face away without a trace, "Look away from the brothers, ghosts have ghosts, people have humane, you and your girlfriend are now ghosts and ghosts, to put it bluntly, you have no fate in this life, and when the first seven are over, don't be nostalgic for the things of the yang world." ”

"Well, you have a point." Yang Gang's expression was gloomy, and he "put his hand" on my shoulder and sighed: "Bosom friend! I didn't expect you to listen to my story, do you know how lonely you are when you die? By the way, if there is anything that will be used for me in the future, just say! ”

Bosom friend, your sister! The ghost wants to be a friend with you! I spit out three times in my heart: All kinds of gods and ghosts, ghosts, ghosts, don't take it seriously!

"It's easy to say, you have to mourn and change." Yawning, I rubbed the excrement from the corners of my eyes.

"Are you a little sleepy, come on, you sleep, we'll put it tomorrow." Yang Gang was a little unsatisfied.

"I didn't come at all, I was very sober, and this is part of our cultivation as a Taoist. Are you sleepy and can't come to peace? You go to sleep. "The phone shows that it is already 4 o'clock in the morning, hold on, and it will be dawn in two or three hours.

"I don't come when I'm sleepy, so let's do it again?" Maybe it's because I didn't hint enough obviously, Yang Gang "sit" back again.

Save the Child...... Who's going to pull this idiot away?

When the first rays of morning light came out of the sky, I only felt tears in my eyes, damn it, my ears that had been ravaged all night were finally saved!

Yang Gang looked back and floated towards the tombstone, and reluctantly told me that he would set it up for another night tomorrow. Seriously, I almost couldn't control the urge to give him a leg on the ass.

Still want to swing? No one should stop me, I want to die on the tofu.

I walked back to the school with vague steps, and as soon as I opened the dormitory door, I saw Luo Peng wearing cartoon boxers, and he teased: "Yo, why do you look like you're about to die, and you went to the train station hotel last night to find a beautiful young lady?" ”

“I'mfine，fuckyou。” I raised my middle finger at him, pulled over the covers, and fell asleep.

Sleepy! It's so sleepy! Now, even if there is a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, big-breasted girl lying next to me, I won't move her, unless that girl is my goddess.

As soon as I stepped into sleep, the handsome face of the Tang Dynasty suddenly popped up on the ground, thinking of my own dignity, and the face in front of me made me feel congested.

He looked at me a few times, and then said, "You're tired and your brow is gloomy, you didn't see hell last night." ”

Well? used an affirmative tone, obviously this kid is as clear as a mirror in his heart, it seems that he does have two brushes.

Congratulations, Yu Kangyang, I picked up a big treasure, it seems that it is no longer a dream to get rich overnight and marry a goddess to the peak of life. I said in a miniature version of my mind.

"That's right, it's still a verbose ghost, and it almost annoyed me to death." I complained all over my stomach, "It's good that he doesn't have any bad intentions for the time being, by the way, I have to study now, in case he suddenly turns back, I can't bear it." ”

"Okay, then let's learn the second part of "Sanqing Tongjiantu" today: how to open the yin and yang eyes." Tang Chao's finger swiped in the air at random, and a GIF dynamic picture appeared in front of me, with the words "How to open the yin and yang eyes" written on it.

"Hey, no, I want to learn some self-defense spells or something, what do you use to learn this for me? Let me open my yin and yang eyes and see myself being flattened? I was speechless and complained.

Tang Chao looked at me and shook his head, "You haven't reached the ability to use spells yet. ”

"What do you mean?" I chuckled in my heart, and a sense of foreboding arose.

"Mantras don't just have to be chanted, they are used to appeal to the gods and ask for their power. And this requires the person who recites the mantra to have a certain basic skill, so that he himself has the physique to communicate with the gods, and then supplemented by the mantra to be effective. The Dharma Weapon is the same as the practitioner's body, and it must also be combined with a mantra in order to be effective. Tang Chao gushed out, "And you don't have a self-cultivation path yet, so the spell won't work." Opening the yin and yang eyes is a gradual process, and if you think about it, if the ghost wants to attack you secretly but doesn't show up, are you more dangerous? ”

Listening to his explanation, I suddenly realized, "It seems that I can only continue to listen to Yang Gang's bragging tomorrow night, and my ears are equivalent to being XX, pitiful!" ”

Tang Chao glanced at me with a strange expression, and continued: "Yin and Yang eyes have a difference between nature and nature, and there are very few people who have innate Yin and Yang eyes, and neither are you, so I won't talk about it for the time being." There are two main ways to open the yin and yang eyes the day after tomorrow: one is to open them with the help of the power of external objects, and the other is to rely on one's own Taoism to open them. With the help of external objects, the ox tears and willow leaves can be used, but the cow tears must be the tears of the green ox, the green ox in Taoism refers to the kun hexagram, which is a heavenly artifact, and the power of wood is the birth of all things, and it can know yin and yang. If the people of the yang world want to see the ghosts of the underworld, they can do so by using the power of 'wood' to alternate yin and yang. ”

Unconsciously, I listened with relish, "I didn't expect that just opening a yin and yang eye, there is such a big knowledge in it, so what is the principle of action of willow leaves?" ”

"How does it work?" Tang Chao was a little puzzled, "You mean the source of its power?" ”

"It's a drop, handsome pot." I nodded.

"The willow tree is among the five yin trees of pine, cypress, locust, elm and willow, and it is a mound tree, and it is a mound tree, and it is dipped in the well water at midnight with willow leaves, and the yin is added to the yin, which can cover the eyes and fire, and as soon as the yang energy is reduced, you can naturally see ghosts." Tang Chao explained very carefully, and then added: "The second method is the most convenient, as long as you use spells, you can open the yin and yang eyes, but unfortunately you don't apply it, because you don't have any Taoism yet." ”

When I heard what I had said, my mind was like riding on a high-speed train, speeding forward. Who knew that he suddenly said "It's a pity that you don't apply" made my high-speed spinning brain can't help but step on a sudden brake: Wait, such a blatant dislike, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.