Chapter 6: Am I a Skeleton Soldier?
He Ruozhi shouted, and a black whirlwind formed around his body.
Mooney deftly spun around the air a few times and smiled a little contemptuously.
"It's not impossible for you to want to go home, but now you can't be in that world as a human anymore."
"Huh?" He Ruozhi was a little desperate.
"But—" said Mooney, "if you become a warrior of my people, there is still a way to continue to exist in that world, and I can guarantee that you will live better than you used to, and no more people will say that you are a 'coward'!" ”
"Never again will anyone say I'm ...... Coward? He Ruozhi repeated, and a fire ignited in his heart.
But it's a bit too much for him to exist as a skeleton soldier.
As if seeing He Ruozhi's thoughts, Mooney smiled: "Don't worry, we won't turn you into a skeleton soldier, after all, you are still in a state of half-life immortality, and we can't turn you into a skeleton soldier." ”
"And what are you going to do?" He Ruozhi asked strangely.
Mooney replied, "We are going to carry out a very dangerous mission on the human world, and at the heart of this mission is a human loyal to the Dark Queen, who is proficient in skull martial arts and necromantic magic, and we need this human to protect the reincarnated Dark Queen, how about it?" ”
He Ruozhi was confused when he heard this, he just grasped the most critical points and asked, "When will I go back, and how long will I work for you?" ”
Mooney smiled: "After you have completed all the cultivation of the undead, you can leave the Dark Realm, as for how long the mission will be carried out...... It depends on the final result. ”
He Ruozhi lowered his head and thought for a long time, Mooney suddenly conjured a blank piece of paper out of thin air, which was densely filled with Latin words, and Mooney said in a very charming voice: "Come on...... Sign it, sign this contract, and I promise to train you to be the strongest in the world! ”
Maybe it was the words "the strongest person" that touched He Ruozhi's heartstrings, or maybe it was the resentment that had accumulated for a long time, in short, He Ruozhi's mind was hot, and he resolutely took the quill pen, stained with his own blood, and signed his name at the end of the contract.
"Hahahaha!"
Mooney let out a ritualistic laugh as the contract was burned into pieces of ash by the nameless flame, and then all of them were swept into He Ruozhi's chest, forming a pure black swirl pattern at the heart.
"What is this?" He Ruozhi was shocked.
Mooney approached mysteriously: "This is our contract, from today you are the lowest skeleton soldier under the Dark Queen's Throne, if you break this contract, you will never be able to leave the Dark Realm!" ”
"No, isn't it, miscellaneous soldiers?"
He Ruozhi thought that it was like what was written in the novel, Mooney casually passed on a good skill, and then he could happily leave this ghost place and return to the world.
"Oh, maybe I'm wrong, you're not a miscellaneous soldier, you're just a servant of the bone dragon Geralt, yes, you will serve as Geralt's servant for a year, remember, don't disobey your master!"
Geralt's eye sockets revealed a crimson yin fire, and he smiled at He Ruozhi very "friendly".
……
He Ruozhi suddenly discovered a crucial problem:
I'm so stupid!
From beginning to end, I didn't even understand half a word on the contract, and I actually signed my name like this at that time, what a damn thing!
Hell knows what these perverts are trying to do on their own!
He Ruozhi once heard that some international drug trafficking organizations used unwitting ordinary people to hide drugs, and even cut people's stomachs open and put drugs into them.
I have also heard of terrorist groups using children who do not know anything to plant bombs on them and use these innocent children to make suicide bombs.
Alas...... What's more, now the one who signs a contract with himself is a stranger undead than drug dealers and ****!
Who would have thought that in today's advanced technology and human conquest of the universe, other people's children are wielding electric guns in front of the PS114 generation and beating the skeleton monsters on the screen into scum, but they should be damned to be the servants of this bone dragon!
What a CD for AB! Watermelon, he's jackfruit! It's even more airplane than durian!
What's more, even if what these monsters said was true, He Ruozhi didn't feel anything to be happy about.
Please, it's the age of the universe, and the girls in this era worship the mecha knights who wear cosmic mecha to cross the world, open up mysterious colonies, and fight monsters that invade the five star fields!
, if you really summon two skeleton soldiers on the street, wouldn't you be beaten like an interstellar alien, and you won't know how to die!
And what kind of dark empress, I don't know what the origin is, could it be the kind of SM maniac wearing black leather clothes and holding a white bone whip? Yes, it's very likely that if you have faced these skeleton monsters for thousands of years, it will be difficult not to go crazy.
All in all, I was completely deceived and deceived, what became the strongest person in the universe, if these skeleton soldiers were really the strongest in the universe, they would not be beaten by humans and hide in this kind of ghost place.
Having said that, even if the other party used violence at that time, He Ruozhi had no choice but to agree obediently.
He is such a characterless man, and his cowardly character has lurked into his bone marrow, not that he can get rid of it.
"Food, hurry up and help me brush off the mud on my feet, hurry up, otherwise Lao Tzu will eat you in one bite!"
The bone dragon Geralt is thundering again.
He Ruozhi hurriedly stopped thinking nonsense, carried a basin of blood in one hand, and a brush made of dead man's hair in the other, and quickly ran over.
Using a brush dipped in blood and vigorously brushing off the mud on the bones dragon's feet is He Ruozhi's main job.
Then again, Geralt, the boss, is better to serve than some of the big brothers He Ruozhi has gotten along with before.
At least the bone dragon wouldn't stick glue on He Ruozhi's seat, nor would it harass him when he pooped.
As long as the body of the bone dragon is brushed clean, this guy will have no problems.
But even if it was such a simple job, He Ruozhi still studied for several months at the beginning.
Recalling what happened later that day, He Ruozhi shuddered......