Chapter 240 Sign a contract with me
"The devil never cooperates with anyone, and absolutely does not trust the so-called allies, we only make deals, and businessmen only believe in this." Mephisto laughed, and suddenly pulled a piece of parchment out of his bosom.
"Sa~! Sign a contract with me to become a horse monkey······ Ahem, sorry, I'm used to cross-talking, but I've lost a lot of money by stopping the Earth business recently, so I have to start some new businesses in other worlds. ”
Mephisto awkwardly took the parchment back and fumbled in his arms for a while, finding a new contract.
"Looks like you've been having a hard time lately." Lu Fang took the contract speechlessly, picked up Luna and looked at it with her, of course, he didn't forget to let Coulson take a picture and send it to S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Coulson, immediately ask Fury to find a group of negotiators and psychologists, and of course, don't forget to consult with the senior magicians in the recess, let them analyze it well, and then give me an answer." The side of the road commanded Coulson.
"I'm hurt by what you're doing, you know, I'm very trustworthy." Looking at the fanfare on the side of the road, Mephisto said a little sadly, just a sentence of trust between man and the devil.
"What kind of routine do you have in this contract, don't you have a little bit of a number in your heart?" Lu Fang glanced at Mephisto, it is true that as the Lord of Hell, Mephisto will never go back once the contract is signed, but this does not prevent him from taking advantage of the loopholes not mentioned in the contract to reverse the result in the direction he wants.
"Only fools and unworldly little warts would believe the devil's promises."
"Ahem~!" Hearing this, Johnny, who had already transformed from Ghost Rider, coughed unconsciously.
"No need to cough, I'm talking about you." Without looking back, the roader poured a scoop of cold water on Johnny.
"The contract says you give us information about Locke, and we're responsible for kicking this guy back to hell or killing him outright, but you didn't say what our pay was?" Luna looked up and said.
"It's meant to be a win-win, so why should I pay for it?" Mephisto and Luna looked at each other for a few moments, but were defeated. "Okay, the Dark Book is yours as a reward, and I won't be asking for it back."
"It's not easy for you to get it back." Luna said disdainfully, now that Mephisto's injuries have not healed, the clone has rebelled, and the nest is also worried about the other bigwigs in hell, how can there be kung fu to manage the dark god book.
Despite this, Luna still asks Mephisto to add this clause to the contract, after all, something is better than nothing.
"And the meaning of this part is a little vague······" So in the next half a day, after gathering a group of experts, plus Luna supervising on the side, and attaching n many supplementary terms and explanations, the contract was finally signed.
"This is really the most coarse contract I've ever signed, and as a customer I really want to blacklist you." Mephisto looked at the side of the road and said with a depressed expression.
"That's not an honor." For Mephisto's complaint, the road party has already regarded it as a compliment. "Then now tell us about Locke, this guy betrayed you, why did he run to the earth, not somewhere else, he should know very well that you are deflated on the earth."
"Of course, it's to harvest the soul and enhance his strength to strengthen himself, otherwise with his current strength, how can he be my opponent in hell." Mephisto put away the contract and said proudly.
"I have to say that the current earth is really perfect for the devil, the whole world is filled with confusion, misunderstanding and chaos, just like the last darkness before the dawn, for the devil is simply full of deliciousness."
Mephisto took a deep breath, an intoxicated expression appeared on his face, and at the same time there was a trace of regret and unwillingness in his eyes, if he hadn't been injured, it would have been Locke's turn to jump around.
"Well, it's true that the earth is not very peaceful now, but if you want to talk about chaos and darkness, it shouldn't be enough." Lu Fang interjected.
"That's just your starting point is wrong, you look at the material aspect, and the devil is more concerned with the spiritual aspect, in short, in the eyes of the devil, the Renaissance era is far more chaotic than the two world wars.
The devil likes to play with the soul, and now in this era when aliens have descended on the earth one after another and the number of supernatural people is increasing, many people's three views have been broken. In the face of this rapidly changing world, those who cannot keep up with the times will subconsciously begin to be confused, and this type of person is often the most easily seduced. ”
Mephisto said, looking at Coulson, Melinda, and even the side of the road, and laughing meaningfully. "And even if you are a group of people who are at the forefront of the times, you also have the possibility of being taken advantage of, don't forget that the greater the ability, the greater the desire."
After suddenly gaining great power, even if there is no temptation from the devil, many people are likely to give birth to demons, which is also the human beings on Earth as Mephisto saw. Human society is undergoing the most drastic transformation in history, and it is clear that before human civilization enters the interstellar age, this chaotic ideology is difficult to unify.
While the road was in deep thought because of these words, Mephisto suddenly came over and said softly in a very seductive devilish voice; "So as the strongest fifth-level mutant on the earth, the initiator and promoter of the change of this era, what do you think of? What do you crave the most? ”
"The ······ I crave Stuff? Chewing these words in his mouth, Lu Fang suddenly raised his head and said with a firm face; I'm longing**~! ”
Mephisto: "······"
Is this a tease sent by the monkeys to fight against me? It's simply unreasonable, and Mephisto, who was full of depression, felt that he had really added this guy to the customer blacklist. Although this guy has great potential and is a very seductive soul, Mephisto is worried that if he has more contact with this guy for a while, he will be depressed and depressed.
"Your face looks ugly, did I say the wrong thing?" Looking at Mephisto, whose face was more ugly than eating a fly, Lu Fang showed a "simple" apologetic smile.
"I'm sorry, but as a gentleman, I'm just staying true to my heart." Lu Fang clenched his fists and tapped the table, and the expression on his face became sacred. "Don't talk to me about money, power, power, these vain.,My desire is **,Whether it's from A to F.,Or from Lori to a young woman.,Elves, beasts, women, angels, and so on, don't refuse.。 In a word, there is no ** contract is free to talk about~! ”
Mephisto; “(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!!!”
Pretend, you will continue to pretend for me, and **, go to Nima**, even you dare to call yourself a gentleman, as an old gentleman, the old man disdains to be in the company of a so-called gentleman like you.
In a word, Lao Tzu won't talk to you about it, you have been included in the blacklist of hell's customers forever and forever, after this deal is negotiated, you will go as far as you can for me, Lao Tzu will never see you again in his life. To find this site, please search for "6 Mao" or enter the URL:.