Chapter 146: Two Eggs? Stick? A masturbation?

The dean's office is located on the second floor of the teacher's office building, the penultimate room on the west side, which is an office dedicated to Liu Dahai and adjacent to the principal's office.

Zheng Yun and Ye Du didn't say anything all the way, followed Liu Dahai up the stairs, and walked to the right.

On the left is the office area of the first grade teacher, and the office of the second and third grade teachers is on the first floor.

The first room on the right is the principal's office, then the dean's office, and the last room was originally a room for miscellaneous items, but it was later converted into a confinement room by Liu Dahai.

When he came to the door of the dean's office, Zheng Yun took a deep look at the door of the confinement room, and for some reason, he had an illusion in his heart, as if the door was beckoning to him.

Zheng Yun was speechless in his heart, with the eyes of Tianqu, he could not only see the evil things, but also could see through a trace of the past and the future, with such a scene, it seemed that the two of them would inevitably be locked up.

Zheng Yunleng's mind was stunned, Ye Du also stopped, but Liu Dahai walked into the office by himself, sat on his office chair, looked serious, and said in a deep voice: "Come in!" ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, he came back to his senses, glanced at Ye Du, and walked in one after another, the two of them also bowed their heads and looked like good babies, standing in front of Liu Dahai's desk ready to listen to the lesson.

"Let's talk about it! Why fight with people in society? Liu Dahai's face sank, his tone was a little unkind, and he looked directly at the two of them.

When Zheng Yun heard this, he was speechless in his heart: Sure enough! Or because of the fight last Saturday, Liu Dahai happened to be not at school that day, and he thought he had escaped a catastrophe, but he didn't expect to hide from the first year of junior high but not the fifteenth.

This Monday, early in the morning, he was ready to pack up the two of himself, alas! What a dog with a mouse is nosy! The police and the principal didn't care about anything else, but he had to go on and on.

Ye Du saw that Zheng Yun had no intention of speaking, so he had to reply timidly: "Director! We didn't fight, we just played a joke with them, and now it's fine. ”

"Are you kidding? It's okay? Hehe! Liu Dahai sneered, and said with a smile: "Can you drive people to the hospital in a joke?" It's okay? You say it's okay, it's okay? ”

Speaking of this, his face suddenly turned pale, and he said sharply: "Do you know how serious the consequences of fighting are? How bad is the impact on the school? As a student, if you dare to fight with people in society now, will you be able to pay it back in the future? ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, his face suddenly became a little ugly, and he slowly looked up at Liu Dahai and said, "Director, have you found out the ins and outs of the matter?" That's when they hit people first. ”

Not to mention, Zheng Yun's sentence really got to the point, after Liu Dahai came to school early in the morning, he heard that the two were fighting in a billiard shop on the street on Saturday, and even the police were alarmed, and they were frightened on the spot.

couldn't help but say, he immediately ran to the teaching building to block the two, how could he have time to investigate why the two were fighting.

When Liu Dahai heard this, he frowned slightly, suddenly turned pale, and said in a fierce voice: "They do it first?" Can you fight then? ”

Zheng Yun's eyes never left Liu Dahai, and under the observation of his words, his heart suddenly became clear: It seems that he really did not investigate! Hehe! That's easy to do, even the most basic thing is that you don't have the right to speak without investigation, and this teaching director is too incompetent, right?

Thinking about it, Zheng Yun secretly sneered and retorted: "Director! We don't call it fighting, we call it self-defense! You can't help but fight back when you're beaten, right? ”

Liu Dahai was stunned when he heard this, and asked in disbelief: "Self-defense?" ”

"That's right! It's self-defense! Zheng Yun nodded in response, quietly and gently pulled the corner of Ye Du's clothes, made a look, and motioned for him to speak.

Ye Du suddenly understood, and hurriedly agreed: "That's right, it's self-defense!" Director, they were the ones who did it first, and we fought back in self-defense. ”

Liu Dahai frowned, and said sharply: "Can self-defense send people to the hospital?" You're too ruthless, aren't you? Do you know how serious the consequences are? How bad is the impact? ”

When Zheng Yun heard this, a trace of anger surged into his heart: co-author, he just wants to hold on to the fight? Indiscriminately, regardless of whether the two of them are reasonable or not, he has to punish the two of them?

Ye Du's face was also a little ugly: Could it be that he couldn't even fight back if he was beaten? According to his meaning, he can't fight back after being beaten, and he may also be punished when he comes back.

Thinking about it, Ye Du also had a trace of anger in his heart, and said indifferently: "Director! In fact, it is a bit inappropriate to say that we are self-defense, and we should say that we are victims. ”

"Victims?" Liu Dahai's eyes narrowed, and he looked at Ye Du quietly and waited for him to explain.

"Yes!" Ye Du nodded in response and continued: "At that time, there were five of them, and there were still tools in their hands, and there were only two of us, if it weren't for Zheng Yun's self-learning since he was a child and learned the skills of self-defense, then it would have been difficult for the two of us to defend ourselves at that time." ”

After finishing speaking, he glanced at Zheng Yun slightly, with a strong evil taste in his eyes.

Zheng Yun was still a little confused when he first heard it, but when he saw the evil taste in Ye Du's eyes, he immediately reacted: Damn! This guy can't be insinuating, right?

The two grew up together since childhood, Ye Du knows Zheng Yun, how can Zheng Yun not know Ye Du?

Zheng Yun is angry and funny, on such a serious occasion, this guy actually didn't forget to intervene and pose for himself, how can this be reasonable! Really, am I a vegetarian?

Thinking about it, he immediately opened his mouth and echoed: "Director! The fact that I have a little self-defense is not worth mentioning, Ye Du's self-defense skills are amazing! You don't know! If it weren't for Ye Du holding two eggs to smash them at the time, it might be the two of us who would have been in the hospital. ”

When Ye Du heard this, he almost burst out laughing, and he couldn't hold back the smile in his belly, and hurriedly said, "Director! Zheng Yun is too modest, I can't compare with Zheng Yun's self-esteem skills at all, if it weren't for Zheng Yun holding a stick so violently, and coming to a stick, then maybe we would be the ones who were injured. ”

Two eggs? Stick? A masturbation? What the hell?

Liu Dahai was confused, and couldn't understand what the two were talking about at all? I only know that the two of them have been talking about self-defense, even if it is self-defense, then there is such a thing as excessive defense, isn't it?

These two guys who don't learn and don't know how to do billiards can be said to be eggs? The galvanized pipe is said to be a stick, and the beating can also be said to be a stroke? At a glance, you can see that she must be the bottom student in the class.

Thinking about it, Liu Dahai looked straight and said solemnly: "Don't defend yourself!" Self-defence! When it comes to self-defense, I still don't know what self-defense is. Self-defense is also excessively defensive, don't you understand? ”

When the two of them heard this, they almost burst out laughing, and they were so frightened that they hurriedly looked down at the ground, their whole bodies trembled slightly, and they couldn't stop laughing to themselves.

Zheng Yun had a bad taste in his heart, resisted the urge to laugh, and said respectfully: "Yes!" We know it's wrong, director, you definitely know better than we know what self-wei is! When you know ourselves, we weren't even born! ”

When Ye Du heard this, a chuckle came out of his nose, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly wiped his snot with one hand, and echoed: "Yes! Right! Right! We know that we are wrong, and the mistake is that we did not learn from the director! So much so that it caused excessive defense. ”

“……?”

Liu Dahai frowned, his face twitched suddenly, and he always felt that something was wrong in his heart: self-defense? Why does it sound so awkward?

Although he felt a little awkward, he didn't say anything, Liu Dahai was still very confident in himself, in school, which student was not frightened and cautious when he saw him?

The two students in front of him, although some of them are unlearned, should not dare to be clever in front of him.

Thinking about it, Liu Dahai's face softened slightly, stood up and walked out of his desk, and walked slowly towards the two of them, admonishing earnestly as he walked: "It's good to know that it's wrong!" What can't you say that you have to fight with someone?

If you win a war, you have to pay for medical expenses, if you lose a fight, you have to go to the hospital, if you hurt someone, you have to go to prison, and even worse, if you accidentally kill someone, you have to be shot! Do you know how serious the consequences can be? Don't forget, you're just a student. ”

"Yes! Be! Be! We know it's wrong! The two looked down at their feet, and after hearing the words, they nodded like chickens pecking rice, and said in unison.

Ye Du's heart was already full of joy, and he forcibly held back a smile on his face, and his face was full of red light, hmm! In Zheng Yun's words, it's like that monkey's ass.

Zheng Yun is also full of spring breeze, and his mood is like a calm lake with waves stirring up, and he can't stop it if he wants to take it back.

Liu Dahai came to the two of them, and saw that the attitude of the two of them to admit their mistakes was quite sincere, so he was a little satisfied, and said, "Okay!" Don't go to the morning reading class, go to the confinement room to repent and rehabilitate, and then go back to class in the first class. ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up the key on the desk, ignored the two of them, and walked to the door first.

"Yes!" The two nodded and answered in unison.

Alas! Sure enough, it came true, but he still couldn't escape the fate of being locked up in a confinement room.

Zheng Yun sighed a little helplessly, glanced sideways at Ye Du, pursed his lips and smiled, and followed out the door.

Ye Du was also a little helpless, forced a smile on his face, and followed towards the confinement room.

After the two followed Liu Dahai to the door of the confinement room, they still bowed their heads and drooped their heads, looking like a repentant and well-behaved baby, and did not speak.

Liu Dahai ignored the two of them, took out the key and opened the door of the confinement room, "Bang??! "A bang! The iron door was pushed open with great force, and a puff of dust rushed in front of him.

The two hurriedly covered their mouths and noses with one hand, so as to avoid the tragedy of eating a mouthful of dust.

Liu Dahai seemed to have expected this scene, and the moment he pushed open the iron door, he immediately took a step sideways, also avoiding the dust.

"Let's go inside! Reflect on the mistakes you two have made. ”

"Yes!" Zheng Yun and the two responded in unison again, and then walked into the confinement room ...... one after another.