Chapter 42: So You Are a Nun
I took a look at the dagger in my hand, it turned out that it still had a name, and I had never heard Brother Lin mention it: "Lore, quite a nice name, definitely domineering!" Is it famous, though? ”
"You are the owner of the dagger, I didn't know it, it came from the hand of the famous swordsmith Xiao Lao, on the day of the baking, a radius of three miles nearby, hundreds of 'flowers' withered, all of them were injured by the sword qi, causing people in the martial arts to look sideways, known as 'lore'. Please search to see the most complete! Xiao Lao, who updated the fastest, was afraid that it would one day be cast into a murderous one, so he secretly sought the blessing of a senior monk for three years before it was born. It hides a murderous aura, and it looks faint and inconspicuous, but its aura is extremely high, and it can sense the murderous aura around it. And the gold is cut and the iron is sharp. It's just that it's too small, suitable for hand-to-hand combat, and has low lethality, so it's slightly inferior to my Red Lian, ranking tenth among the top ten weapons in the world. ”
I really picked up the treasure, my father only said that it was made by Ugin, and it was worth a lot of money, but I didn't expect it to come from here, last time I had proposed to Brother Lin to return it to its original owner, Brother Lin resolutely refused, it said that I am now in danger around me, and it is best to have a weapon to defend myself, and I did not continue to be polite to him. But I've only used it to kill fish, and it's very easy to use.
"Haha, if these two swordsmiths knew that we were fishing and killing fish with their hard work today, would they be so angry that they would resurrect their corpses and jump out of the coffin?" I pulled out the fish gutts and quipped while expertly scraping the scales.
"I don't know if my swordsmith will be able to jump out of the coffin, but Elder Xiao must be able to settle accounts with you." He watched me kill the fish intently, and said funny, "He lives in Yunquan Villa in the capital now." ”
"Huh?" My hand, in my cognition, the famous swords are like fish intestines, Chunjun, and the Seven Star Longyuan, which have been handed down from ancient times, who knows, it is actually a masterpiece of contemporary swordsmiths.
"In that case, I am indeed disrespectful. But...... Make the best use of things, it's better to use too much material than useless. I comforted myself nonchalantly.
"It turns out that you are not from the martial arts." He said indifferently: "No wonder they are so clumsy, they can't even catch a fish for half a day." ”
I never admit defeat in my mouth, and immediately retorted: "You're not stupid, so you're going to kill the fish?" ”
"I really didn't know it was so much trouble to eat fish." He squatted beside me, watched my hands expertly fly up and down, and softened.
I rolled my eyes at him extremely indecently: "Don't tell me, you are so lonely and unheard of, you have never even seen a fish killed." "I expertly split the fish in half, patted the back of the fish, and carefully 'pulled' the fishiest line out from the spine.
He was dumbfounded, obviously he really hadn't seen anyone else kill a fish. Seeing him dressed up as either rich or expensive, I thought that he was used to reaching out for clothes and opening his mouth for food. The gentleman is far away from cooking, and there are many people who are rich and rich in five cars, and he must be a gentleman who does not touch the yang 'spring' water, and I have already imprinted him in my heart.
At that moment, I no longer expected him to help me do things, so I took the two fish I had killed and walked to the stream, rinsed them, and threw them into the casserole, which was not big, and the two fish were already full. He put the condiments away, then returned to the stream and resigned himself to continue to kill the fish.
"All of them have to be killed, okay?" He couldn't help but ask, "It seems that we can't finish eating." ”
"If you don't kill it, won't you be released, you have passed through the intestines." I said angrily, "Fortunately, you can dry a few salted fish and eat stewed tofu with your mouth open." ”
"Then I'll come, you teach me, this kind of bloody thing is not suitable for you to do." He took the dagger from my hand and slowly slipped open the belly of the fish, and his slender fingers with distinct knots looked particularly clumsy.
I tilted my head to look at him, and saw that he had a serious face, staring intently at the fish in his hand, cautiously. Suddenly, I remembered a sentence in the "Book of Songs": There are bandit gentlemen, such as cutting and learning, such as grinding. He looks such an arrogant person, but he is willing to put down his body and learn to do such trivial things, at least, his cultivation is not too bad, and he is not contaminated with too many arrogant diseases.
"You can take it home and eat it with your family." He buried himself in killing fish, gradually became proficient in his movements, and did not forget to kindly advise me.
I washed my hands, pretended to think for a while, and nodded: "Good idea, I will pack the remaining fish for the owner of the nunnery to take back, and say that it is your charity, and ask her to erect a merit monument for you." ”
His subordinates paused, and looked up at me: "You are actually a nun in this nunnery?" Sneaking out to kill and eat 'meat' without abiding by the rules and precepts? ”
I took a handful of water from the stream, turned around and threw it on him: "Does it have to be a nun who lives in the nunnery?" ”
originally thought that he would definitely be able to drench him, but he didn't see how he moved, so his figure flashed and moved to the side, and no half of the water droplets fell on his body. Thinking that he must not be his opponent, if he fights back, he will definitely not be cheap, so he will not wait for him to get up, and jump up like a deer: "You kill the fish slowly, I will break two branches, you can grill the fish and eat." ”
He didn't dare to look back at him, so he hurriedly ran away, burrowed into the apricot grove, honestly found a few branches of uneven thickness, and rubbed for a while before returning.
The 'milky' white 'colored' fish soup has begun to tumble, wafting out bursts of mouth-watering 'lust' aroma. His hands and feet were neat, but in a few moments he had already killed and washed the fish, hung it on a clean stone, squatted by the brook and washed his hands repeatedly, rubbed them for a long time, and then put his hands under his nose and smelled them. frowned and continued to wash.
The sons and daughters of these rich and noble families are in trouble, I muttered quietly, seeing that he seemed to be generous, forgetting that I had just splashed him with water, I walked up to him and said to him angrily: "Stretch out your hand." "
He didn't ask me why, he obediently put his left hand in front of me, and I took out a bottle of 'potion' from my sleeve and dripped a drop into his hand, and the fragrance immediately overflowed.
He was obviously very satisfied, scrubbed his hands, shook the drops of water on his hands, and asked me, "What good things, why haven't I seen them?" ”
I looked at his arrogant and arrogant appearance, and I couldn't help but 'tease' him, "Ice 'flower', 'jade' and 'dew', specializing in the treatment of 'gynecology' diseases." ”
Sure enough, his fingers couldn't help but twitch, and in disgust he reached back into the water, scrubbing back and forth.
I couldn't help but laugh: "You have a very serious cleanliness disorder, this is a disease, it must be treated." ”
Only then did he understand that he had been tricked by me again, and immediately lashed back: "How can you open your mouth to say such words, your face is not red and your heart is not beating." ”
I understand that he is referring to the words "'gynecological' diseases", the world thinks that these diseases are dirty, regarded as hidden diseases, many 'women' are ashamed to seek medical treatment, delay and cover up, from the mouth of one of my 'women' in the boudoir, in Lan'er's words, it is a shocking remark. Naturally, I disagreed, and said disdainfully: "In the eyes of our doctors, there are only patients, and there are not so many 'messy' dirty thoughts from you. ”
He looked back at me in surprise, "You're a doctor?" No wonder! ”
I let out a soft "um", "No wonder?" She narrowed her eyes at him as she asked, feigning a hint of threat.
He obviously forced a smile: "No wonder you don't know ...... Oh no, it's informal. ”
Naturally, I understood that he was too lazy to care, so I washed the branches in my hand with water, returned to the fire, removed the casserole, picked up three smaller fish, threaded them with branches, sprinkled them with salt, and roasted them slowly on the fire. There is only one set of chopsticks, I think the fish is caught by others, I can't be too petty, so I handed it to him:
"You are also my guest, so I will be wronged and make a good deal for you."
He was not polite, took the dishes and chopsticks, served the fish soup, and slowly picked out the fish bones one by one, and then tasted them slowly, which was particularly elegant.
On the night I first arrived in Sufu, I saw several aunts and sisters eating fish, and I never saw them spit out a single fish bone, they were all picked and cleaned in advance, I was very strange, in case there were thorns in it that were not picked clean, should I swallow it hard, and I would not be afraid of getting stuck in my throat? If I keep pretending to be a 'girl' in the boudoir like that, I'm afraid it will be difficult, this is not only face work, but also skills, if you are not careful, it will backfire.
The fish on the fire rack was cooked several times, and there was a good smell of 'meat' in my nose, and I saw that he ate so exquisitely, and he would definitely not like this kind of grilled fish that looked black and not slippery, in their words, it was called insulting, and he did not give in to him, sprinkled a little pepper, opened his bow left and right, and ate it with a wolf, and his hands were stained with charcoal ash.
Leng Buding looked up, he didn't know when, he had already put down the soup bowl, took the grilled fish on the shelf, and ate it with relish. The fingertips as smooth as 'jade' were not stained with a trace of charcoal ash, and the head and bones of the fish were also intact on the branches, and it was really difficult for him to know how to eat them in his mouth. When I looked down at the cigarette ash on my hand, I was suddenly a little frustrated. Only then did I understand that some people's nobility and elegance are innate, and they don't need to be like me, to deliberately pretend to be virtuous and gentle and polite.
When I was stunned, the bell rang in the hermitage, and some perched birds were frightened and flew over my head with fluttering wings. I woke up suddenly: "Oh no, my grandmother and aunt have finished evening class!" I was just greedy, and my grandmother found out that I was lazy and went out. ”
I got up in a panic, ran to the stream and washed my hands, and then ran back uncomfortably and told him, "When you finish eating, remember to put out the fire, destroy the corpse, and help me hide the pots and bowls in the largest apricot tree." He turned around and lifted the hem of his skirt, and fled back as if he were flying.
I vaguely heard him calling out to me behind me: "Your mouth, not yet...... This. ”
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