CHAPTER 50: THE GUN OF MEAT
"Or is it fake?" Zhang Muzhi was stunned for a moment and asked.
"Fake." Lu Heng nodded affirmatively.
"A fake is really a good thing......" Zhang Muzhi sighed, he didn't ask Lu Heng how he saw it, because he hadn't thought about catching mice yet.
"It's broken!" Ma Bond changed color and looked at Lu Heng. "This is also false, which means that Huang Shilang doesn't want to see us at all! Big brother, is he going to- click? β
Ma Bond made a decapitation motion.
"Isn't that clear?" Zhang Muzhi pointed to the rows of guns pointed here, "It seems that he is about to flip the table." β
"Then it depends on who lifts it fast." Lu Heng said with a smile.
"Da Shuai is also good at lifting the table?" Zhang Muzhi asked.
"If you don't lift the table, do I play according to his rules?" Lu Hengruo asked meaningfully, "If you can't afford to play with them, then he will play his, and I will play mine!" β
Zhang Muzhi nodded thoughtfully.
Lu Heng smiled, turned his head, looked at Huang Shilang in the distance, and asked in a deep voice: "Huang Shilang, do you want to die?" β
Fake Shiro's neck shrank, and he subconsciously looked at Hu Qian on the side, Hu Qianyi frowned: "What are you looking at me?" Speak! β
Fake Shiro swallowed his saliva, stalked his neck and said, "You just want to die, your whole family wants to die!" β
"Who made you scold the street!" Hu Qian was so angry that he almost didn't kick him to death, and lowered his voice and roared wildly!
"And what do I say?" Fake Shiro snorted, "I don't want to die......"
"Just say it......" Hu Qian suddenly paused, impatiently pushing him away, "Go up to the side, you!" β
He decided to go into battle himself.
Hu Qian smiled and said to Lu Heng: "You are the Lu Dashuai of Kangcheng?" You don't look like a fool, how can you do such a stupid thing? β
"What are you?" Lu Heng asked coldly.
"I'm - hey!" Hu Qianqi was happy, "What kind of stinky shelf are you putting with me?" Ever heard a phrase? The down-and-out phoenix is not as good as a special chicken! You came to our Huangfu alone, and you left your life here today, don't blame anyone, if you want to blame, blame you for being stupid! β
"You're going to kill us?" Lu Heng sighed and said, "It's all from the neighbors, isn't it okay to be so hurt and angry?" β
Hu Qian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
He laughed for a while, and then pointed at Lu Heng and said, "You are really interesting, no, if I say a few more words to you, I will be reluctant to kill you." β
He grimaced, and said, "Give meβ"
"Wait!" Lu Hengda interrupted him, raised his hand and made a pistol pose, aiming at Hu Qiandao: "You have a gun, I also have it!" If you dare to let them shoot, I'll blow your head first! β
Hu Qian was stunned for a moment, and then laughed wildly!
His body shook violently, laughing breathlessly, and pointed at Lu Heng: "You, do you have a problem with your brain?" Can the gun of meat be fired? β
Lu Heng said solemnly: "The one on my body is a hundred shots, and this one in my hand is infinitely powerful!" β
"Hahaha......" Hu Qian laughed so much that tears came down, "There are two of them!" β
"Come on, come on!" Hu Qian pointed to his head, "Go here!" You can't beat me, you're my grandson! β
"Come on, shoot!"
"You forced me." Lu Hengsen said.
"Hurry up, I want to die and go crazy!" Hu Qian's face was full of sarcasm.
"Good!" Lu Heng's index finger and middle finger were aimed at Hu Qian's head, his ring finger was buckled, and at the same time, his mouth made a "bang" sound.
"Ah......" Hu Qian clutched his chest and shouted exaggeratedly, "It hurts, I'm going to die." β
Lu Heng smiled disdainfully, and said to the two people behind him: "What are you pretending, I hit him on the head, and he covered his chest?" β
Zhang Muzhi couldn't bear to look at it directly, covered his face and shouted: "Is this your way?" β
"Not bad!" Lu Heng said proudly.
Ma Bond looked at Hu Qian, who was still performing exaggeratedly, and the group of gun-wielding villagers laughing on the other side, and then looked at Lu Heng, who had a bamboo expression on his chest, and felt that Lu Heng must not be crazy, he tentatively said: "Dashuai, did you miss it?" β
"No hurry!" Lu Heng smiled and turned his head and looked at Hu Qian, who was smiling and holding the fake Shiro next to him to stand firmly.
"Let the bullets fly for a while!" He said lightly.
When Zhang Muzhi heard this, he immediately raised his head in surprise.
Ma Bond also sensed something, looked up, and immediately covered his mouth with surprise on his face!
On the other side, Hu Qian smiled, stood up and shouted to Lu Heng: "For the sake of amusing the master, the master will give you a whole corpse." Little ones! β
"Yes!" All the squires shouted in unison.
"Open-" Hu Qiangao raised his hand high, smiled and began to swing down!
At the moment when his hand was about to fallβ
A black shadow descended from the sky, holding a strangely shaped cross bell shovel, and a shovel slashed through his neck, leaving the word "gun" in his mouth forever in his throat!
Rumble!
The Admiralty shovel cut Hu Qian's neck like a knife cutting tofu, and the blade continued to fall and slashed heavily into the bluestone slab, and the gravel flew away!
"Grandma Kennie, a bear!" This person landed, laughed, and played the cross golden bell shovel in his hand to fly, "Kill the two people in front of him in an instant with two brushes, and directly lift the fake Shiro who collapsed to the ground with a big hand, look around, his eyes widen angrily, and he shouted: "A certain Wang Weihu is here, who dares to touch my handsome!" β
Bang bang!
Almost at the same time as his words fell, a dense gunfire suddenly sounded all around, and the villagers who originally surrounded Lu Heng and the others were shot and fell to the ground, and the survivors turned around in panic and shot back, but the enemy was hidden in the darkness, only to see a meteor shower-like trajectory across the night sky, where could I see who shot?
As soon as the gunshot rang out, Wang Weihu strode towards Lu Heng with a fake Shiro in one hand and a cross golden bell shovel in the other.
It's not that there are no smart people in Xiang Yongli, and immediately someone thought of capturing the thief and capturing the king first, and organized a few people to shoot at Lu Heng's side and rush over to this side.
But as early as the moment the gunshots rang out, Lu Heng took advantage of the unpreparedness of a nearby villager, snatched his gun, threw it to Zhang Muzhi, and then turned around and walked towards the house with Ma Bond, without looking at the battle situation behind him.
Zhang Muzhi's body was behind Lu Heng, his hand speed was like flying, he shot again and again, he didn't even need to aim, one shot at a time, killing those villagers crying and calling their mothers, and they didn't have the courage to come here anymore.
After a while, Wang Weihu and Zhang Muzhi converged.
"Good marksmanship!" Wang Weihu raised his head at Zhang Muyi, and then pouted disdainfully, "But if you lose your gun like this, Lao Tzu will beat you ten!" β
Zhang Muzhi raised his gun and "banged" it!
The bullet grazed Wang Weihu's ears and flew past, making Wang Weihu shrink his neck in fright, and his face suddenly turned red after reacting, and he was about to scold, but he heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground behind him.
He was stunned for a moment and turned around, and saw a villager lying unwilling in a pool of blood not far behind him, his finger still on the trigger.
Looking at the angle, it was clearly him Wang Weihu who was aiming just now.
"Humph!" Wang Weihu snorted with a dark face, passed by with fake Shiro and Zhang Muzhi, and entered the house.
Lu Heng was sitting on a chair at this time, and Ma Bond was standing behind him.
When Wang Weihu saw it, he threw the fake Shiro to the ground with a "poof", knelt down on one knee, and said loudly: "Dashuai, the last general is too late to escort you, please atone for your sins!" β
"Why do you watch too many dramas, right?" Lu Heng glared, "Come over and sit"
"Hey!" Wang Weihu suddenly had a hippie smile on his face, and he ran over.