Chapter 11: The Third Embarrassment
I was relaxed and happy from the bottom of my heart. The fat man also kept running around us for a while, turning around many times, and then ran to the gate and roared to the outside.
Then he stood upright and danced, and kept singing: "We, the people, are really happy tonight......
"Seeing that this little brother shouldn't be very old, it's a pity that he is not really there, so this spell can't last long, and it can take about two hours each time." The old man said.
The fat man stopped at once, "What, in two hours it will be barking like a dog." The fat man asked, his eyes wide, he didn't think he was a dog now.
"Old man, don't you pass this spell to Xiao Shuai, let Xiao Shuai help me cast the spell." The fat man has no manners at all and actually calls the old man, it seems that he has really been in the circus for a long time.
The old man shook his head and said, "This magic is passed on to children and not to women, unless the rest of my family can't pass it on, and even if outsiders learn it, they can't use it."
"Why can't I do it even if I learn it?" I asked curiously.
"Without my family's bloodline, this method can't be used." The old man said.
"Old man, do you still have a son?" The fat man asked.
"Call the old man, or call the old man." I corrected the fat man.
"It doesn't matter, how can we meet a dog." The old man laughed.
"Believe it or not, I bite you." The fat man stood up again, baring his canine teeth.
"Left left, call that dead dog." Behind the fat man, Peony Hong said suddenly.
"Dead dog."
"Boom." This time, the fat man was like being kicked by someone, flew far away and hit the wall again, and then fell to the ground and couldn't get up.
The old man didn't stop Zuozuo this time, but only looked at me with his sly and anxious look.
"Old man, do you still have a family member who knows this spell?" I asked for the fat man.
The old man pointed his finger at Peony Hong, "I'm just this granddaughter, and I've passed on the spell to her." ”
The fat man said in the distance: "You just said that you will pass on the son but not the daughter, and now you say that the son will not be passed on to the granddaughter." ”
"Yes, my family's spells can't be passed on, so my granddaughter won't get married." The old man said.
It turns out that Peony Red is really not a ghost.
The old man said again: "If she wants to get married, the man must join my Luo family and change her surname to Luo." Or ......"
The old man obviously had something to say, and I didn't answer until he finished. The old man glanced at his grandson, touched his head with his hand and said, "Or you can ask the owner of the airship to cure Zuozuo's illness and restore normal intelligence, so that my Luo family will have a future." ”
"Grandpa, why are you talking about this, do you really believe that rascal will help you?" Peony said angrily.
I immediately said to the old man: "Old man, don't worry, even if you and I meet fate, I will do my best to communicate with the owner of the airship, so that I will return to the airship after I have completed the task, you go with me, and I will introduce you to you." ”
After hearing this, the old man stood up and was about to salute, "Young man, if you can restore Zuozuo to normal, I am willing to ...... my granddaughter."
Although I understood what he meant, it startled me, and I quickly interrupted him: "Old man, you think too much, I don't want to repay anything, as an upright person, you should help wherever you can." ”
"How can a rascal be an upright person." Peony Hong said coldly on the side.
My heart was red, and I was angry in my chest, and I said to the old man: "What's more, I already have a crush on someone, she is smart and virtuous, with a good appearance and a gentle temperament. I deliberately didn't say anything here, and only glanced at Peony Hong faintly.
"You...... Bah! Peony Hong suddenly moved, and her hands danced and struck.
"Hong'er!" The old man shouted loudly but it didn't work.
I quickly dodged and took my hands to her wrists, trying to grab her wrists. But Peony Hong obviously practiced martial arts, moving and dodging, red silk flying, and "snapping" gave me a slap in the face.
"Hit you toad."
"Smack!" didn't dodge and received another slap, and this slap was hot and painful.
"Beat you stinky rascal."
I was angry in my chest after two palms, and when I saw that the old man no longer greeted, I was even more angry, although I knew that he wanted to see my skills, but I couldn't let me be beaten in vain, I didn't think I had done anything wrong in my own thoughts, so I was beaten several times in vain and fell two heels.
"Immobilization Charm!" I punched it out with one palm, and took advantage of the 2 seconds when Peony Red was fixed, "Bang!" "Two palms to return the punch just now.
Peony Hong's eyes turned red after she could move, and she was even more annoyed and rushed over to force me into a corner to "snap" It was also two slaps, which were heavier.
I feel aggrieved, you are a woman, I can't beat you, I can only find a way to grab your wrist, but you beat and scolded, this time I was really beaten and angry, I couldn't take care of it at the moment, I rushed over directly, grabbed with both hands, hoping to catch her arm or wrist.
But by chance, one after another, I caught that soft part again!
I myself was stunned and stopped, thinking that there would be a stormy fight, but Peony Hong stomped her feet and turned away with red eyes, crying as she ran.
"Hong'er." The old man chased after him.
"I didn't mean to." I said to the old man's back.
I'm very depressed, I really didn't mean to, how could this be? Is there some god playing a joke on me?
At this time, the fat man walked slowly with his feet upright and his hands behind his back, shaking his head as he walked, and then suddenly looked up at me and asked, "How do you feel when you hold it?" ”
All my fires were lit by this sentence, and I yelled at the fat man with the loudest voice in my life: "Get out! ”
The fat man ran away in a gray manner.
"Dog." Zuozuo suddenly stretched out his hands and wanted to hug the puppy. The fat man was flipped out at once and flew out of the gate.
"Uhhh
If I hadn't known that it was the soul of a fat man attached to a dog, I would have thought that it was a thousand camels who said that just now.
……
After a long time, the old man and Peony Hong came back together, and Peony Hong no longer spoke, but her eyes were red. I moved my mouth to apologize, but the old man shook his head at me.
In the end, we discussed that we should hurry up and find the Third Book of Cause and Effect, complete my mission, and then take them to meet the owner of the airship.
After eating a little dry food, we hit the road, and the first step was to break through the encirclement of thousands of corpses and bones, which was very difficult. The old man and they searched in all directions to find a safe path to break out, but after looking for four or five days, they couldn't find it, so we had to break in.