"This is it, isn't it?" Standing downstairs at the address given by the woman in the bar, Lin Xiaoqiang looked up. "With the lights on, someone."

"Then go up." Li Bing doesn't matter anyway, what kind of character this Xiaoman is, in short, he will meet.

"Open the door, little man. It's me. Lin Xiaoqiang knocked on the door and whispered.

No one paid attention. After waiting for a while, Lin Xiaoqiang knocked again, and this time the power was greater than last time. "Xiaoman, it's me. Open the door. ”

Still silent. Li Bing was wondering if there was no one or he was asleep, Lin Xiaoqiang knocked twice more and said, "Xiaoman, it's me." Know you're there. If you don't open it, I'll come in by myself. ”

After saying that, the door actually opened. In front of her stood a young woman with a cold face. Before Li Bing could see her appearance clearly, the woman turned around and walked inside. Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly entered the door, turned around and closed the door.

Lin Xiaoqiang glanced around and took a general look at the situation in the house. Based on Li Bing's many years of experience in renting a house, this is a small suite with one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom separated from a large house. Entering the door, this is a small living room, not much furniture, just a double sofa and a small coffee table, and a TV hanging on the wall. Although there are not many things, they are very clean, compared to Lin Xiaoqiang's kennel, this is more or less a place for people to live.

"Aren't you dead?" The woman sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette by herself, and threw the lighter on the small coffee table.

"Who the is this cursing me?" Lin Xiaoqiang leaned over and sat next to the woman, his backpack on the ground: "Ade is dead, I'm fine." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you don't know how the fuck to call me!" The woman suddenly broke out, put the cigarette into the ashtray, stood up and shouted: "Say you have business, come and pick me up in two days, okay, it's been half a year, and I won't see anyone dead or dead." You're fucking screaming, I'm going to collect your body when you're dead! ”

Lin Xiaoqiang stood up as soon as he got up, went up and hugged the woman, the woman sighed, Lin Xiaoqiang hurriedly let go and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"It's okay, I've taken over a business, and the guests are heavy." The woman pulled her clothes and sat down on the corner of the sofa.

"Take that perverted business again? I said, "Why should you?" Come on, I'll see. Lin Xiaoqiang leaned over while talking.

The woman pushed his hand away and said impatiently, "Perverted? You're a fucking pervert. I need to eat. ”

Lin Xiaoqiang picked up his backpack from the ground, and took out a dozen pieces of money one by one and put it on the coffee table. Waving his hand: "That's enough for us to get through for a while." ”

The woman sneered, "What is this? Your little third master's alms for me? After speaking, he stood up, walked to the bedroom, turned around before closing the door, and shook off a sentence with an expressionless face: "If you open the door and come in by yourself, don't come to me again." ”

The bedroom door closed with a bang. Lin Xiaoqiang sighed, stretched out his hand, and suddenly fell on the sofa, and did not recover for a long time.

Li Bing was about to ask Lin Xiaoqiang, but the bedroom door opened again, and the woman held a quilt, came over and threw it on Lin Xiaoqiang, turned around and closed the door and entered the house.

"Hehe," Lin Xiaoqiang laughed twice as if he was self-deprecating, lay down on the sofa, pulled the cold quilt and put it on his body, put his hands behind his head, and said to Li Bing: "Look, being angry is angry, and I still have me in my heart." ”

"This is the little man you received?"

"Well, it's Xiao Man. You don't know, the famous cold beauty. The face is cold and the heart is hot, you see, you still know that it hurts very well in my heart. Although Li Bing couldn't see it, he could feel the smug expression on Lin Xiaoqiang's face just by imagining it.

"Come on, less proud. What's going on? ”

"Hey, I'm really offended this time. It stands to reason that when we woke up in the hospital, we should have called her or something, but at that time, we were still running in and forgot about it. ”

"It's as simple as that?"

"You don't understand what I've said too much, there were other things at the time, and it was inconvenient for me to contact her. Come on, let's go to sleep first, I'm tired all night. ”

Li Bing admired his heartless appearance, you said that you were worried when you took the money just now, and you didn't meet a good face when you entered the house, but now it seems like nothing happened. Accidentally, Li Bing remembered his past again, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed, and unconsciously began to wander.

"Hey, hey, One, I said." Lin Xiaoqiang suddenly called him.

"What?"

"I said, how do you make a woman happy like you?"

"Me? I'm the least able to coax a woman, you ask me? Li Bing felt a little embarrassed.

"I'm really not going to coax women except to take more money. Tell me, tell me, how do ordinary men coax? ”

"Generally, anyway, what I know is to buy flowers, buy gifts or something, or invite her to eat and travel, or wash her clothes and cook or something."

"Buying flowers and gifts? Forget it, looking at today's posture, I guess she'll have to throw it in my face if I buy it. Travel, she and I are both lazy to die for; Cook? Hehe, I can write the word kitchen, but those pots, scoops, oils, and vinegars know me, and I don't fucking know them. Eh, by the way, Number One, didn't you say you could cook, or would you do it? ”

"Why should I do it?"

"Do me a favor, do me a favor, and I'll do you a favor in the future. You said we're all like this, and it's not your business to be my business?"

"Okay, what time is it, it's almost 6 o'clock? Go to bed early, or you're all black and white, I'm feeling tired, so I'll go to bed first. Now as Lin Xiaoqiang relaxed, Li Bing also felt tired.

When I woke up, it was already noon. Li Bing took over the body, and when he entered the kitchen, he saw that there was no shortage of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and when he opened the refrigerator, in addition to instant noodles, it was quick-frozen dumplings, quick-frozen rice balls, and frozen beer. Therefore, these people have different living habits from ordinary people, and it is not easy to understand them. Li Bing sighed while going out to buy noodles, tomatoes, eggs, meat, and various vegetables. Back at this house, Tsai carefully made noodles and fried two dishes.

While cooking, Li Bing was in a trance again, as if he had returned to his past, at that time, he was also busy in the kitchen every day, just because it was another woman, and now, she thought she was dead.

Shaking his head to drive away these thoughts, Li Bing finished cooking and put it on the coffee table, and handed over his body to Lin Xiaoqiang.

"Xiao Man? When I got up, I made noodles, and if I didn't eat them, I would be in a lump. ”

After a few moments, the door opened. Xiao Man glanced at Lin Xiaoqiang strangely, walked to the coffee table, sat on a small stool, and suddenly became stunned when he looked at the noodles on the coffee table.

"You eat first, I still have something to do, I'll come to you in a few days." Lin Xiaoqiang said, packed up his things and prepared to leave, "By the way, the money is still for you." Don't take those businesses anymore. I'm leaving. ”

As he spoke, he really left Xiao Man's house. When he went out, Li Bing asked, "You just left like this?" ”

"Gone, she won't let me touch her if she stays. It's easy to go. That's it. Lin Xiaoqiang seems to have long been accustomed to such separation.

"So what do we do now?"

"What to do? Go home. She's ate it, and I haven't eaten yet. Don't say, One, your cooking is so delicious. Later, it's still these few things, you do it again, and I will eat it with her. ”

Li Bing was speechless for a while. After all, I bought the ingredients and cooked at home. In order to drive away his trance-like memory, Li Bing tried to chat with Lin Xiaoqiang: "I said how did you practice, how did you climb up a dozen floors?" Spider-Man: Well, isn't it? ”

"I'm telling you, it's really kung fu. This has to have a master, you have to be able to eat this bowl of rice, and you have to practice since childhood. Have you seen the news, what kind of spider-man abroad, how many floors do you climb with your bare hands? His kung fu is more or less comparable to ours. Parkour, you know? That is, the rest of our play was learned by them, and it seems that ordinary people are flying off the wall. And what kind of freehand rock climbing or something, those, it's all side dishes. Our kung fu is deep, deep. When Lin Xiaoqiang talked about his kung fu, he looked quite confident.

"Then what do you mean, your level is considered top-notch?"

"I can't dare to say that. There are people outside the people, and there are heavens outside the sky. At least my master said that when it comes to light skills, neither he nor I can compare to my master, and my master's light skills have been practiced to the point of being superb. I don't think I'll be able to practice it in my life anyway. "I still know modesty.

"By the way, I used to read novels and said that you thieves are also divided into grades, what hangs a bell on people, what level is when you touch one, what level is when you touch two, isn't it?"

"Whew! And the level? He issued a license and a grading certificate? Are you afraid that others won't know that you eat this bowl of rice? Laughed at me. I'll tell you, digging out your pocket is a small job, and I don't even like that. Of course, those who practice their close-quarters skills to the extreme are also masters, and those who shoot are faster than those who do magic. By the way, isn't it a legend on the street to practice what kind of soap in boiling water, copper coins in hot oil or something? It's all. It's all about exercises. But no matter how much you practice, getting close is a small job. Especially now, everywhere you go, it's all mobile phone payments, and how many people bring banknotes? What do you get out of your wallet? That's not a waste of time. ”

"Then steal the phone!"

"You know. Take something directly, that's a thief. You think, you can steal a hundred mobile phones and you can use them yourself? It's not that you have to exchange money yet. When you change money, you dare to shout on the street, who wants a mobile phone here? Then the only way to go is to go to the place where the black is collected. Those people, bargaining and ruthless, can't afford to sell the price, not to mention, as soon as something happens, they will sell you absolutely as soon as possible. That's why I never take anything, because I'm afraid of these troubles. ”

"So you're stealing cash? Where is this where you have so much cash to steal? ”

"You don't understand, cash is safe. Of course, we don't want the new banknotes with serial numbers, you know this when you watch the movie. Let me tell you, in the past, I used to do up to two times a year with my partner, so it was troublesome. ”

"Your partner? Is that what you said yesterday? Li Bing asked.

"Don't mention him, if you're dead, you're dead." Lin Xiaoqiang seems to be very taboo about this topic.

"Don't mention it, don't mention it, then tell me what sect you are divided into, what kind of sect and what this and that?"

"Return this and that, let's do it, it used to be very clear, eating close-quarters, that's hand work, that is, taking out a wallet, ordering jewelry or something, that's a door; The one who breaks through the empty door is the one who is not at home, and goes in over the wall, and turns over the dog, and sorts something, that is one door; If the copper spring is broken, it is to open the lock, and then the safe is opened and the lock is opened, which is another door; The rat is also a class, which is learned from the inverted bucket, and it is a big job to open the wall and dig holes; pretending to be colorful, that is, even deceiving and deceiving, setting up a game to fool people, and then seeing the opportunity to start again, this is also a discipline; Alchemy, we also call it playing with cigarettes, is to get some medicine of this kind and that, and turn people numb. This has always been inseparable from the prostitute who picks flowers, and this family has always had a bad reputation; Later, there was a train, and a group of people ate big wheels, that is, they chased the train up, and then threw things down, and generally we didn't recognize them as in the business. Now, it's hard to say, it's a person who dares to come out to do work after learning two tricks, hey, this society is changing fast, like us, there are masters and teachers, and now there are few of them. ”

"Say you're fat and you're gasping." Li Bing couldn't help but tease. "And how do you get up and down?"

"Hey, really, I don't even know where the they all came from." Lin Xiaoqiang seemed to sigh, "What level did you say just now, isn't that coaxing a child?" Do you think it's a computer-based exam? There are also several levels of this. Our line of work is a fame, to put it bluntly, the work done is big, and if you don't fall into it, this is a big name, and it is powerful. Those who don't have the ability don't dare to do big work, and those who dare to do big jobs are all capable. It's hard to say that whoever is this thing must be taller than whom, the key is to see how neat it is. Especially now, monitoring, big data, such and such high-tech are becoming more and more difficult, and it is becoming more and more difficult to do big work. It's not easy for a person to want to be a big ticket. Let's put it this way, sometimes it's a comparison to see who has more people under him, and there are more capable people. ”

"Do you have big wrists? Which subjects do you say, how many will you have? ”

"Me? Cut, my Jianghu people call the little third master, that is a big name. I'm a master of all the things I just said. Lin Xiaoqiang became excited, "When I was with my master, my master worked hard for me every day, and gave me questions when he saw the sky. Otherwise, at my age, can I have such a big reputation? ”

"I talk like a star. By the way, you don't drink? Li Bing suddenly thought of the white water in the bar again.

"Drinking? Don't drink. My master has given a lot of rules, not to mention smoking and drinking, and you can't touch anything that is addictive. What gambling money, drugs, even sleeping with women have to be restrained. Why? You can't figure this out? Then you think about it slowly. Let me tell you, when Xiaoman agreed to follow me, I think it was more or less due to the frequency that I only came to her once or twice a month. Otherwise, it's really hard to say. Everything in this world, hey, it's all fate! ”

"Alright, alright, let's get the food ready."

"Hey, I'll come, I'll come, it's so boring for you to eat what you made, I'll try your craft." Lin Xiao couldn't wait to take control of his body. Li Bing shook his head, sometimes there was really nothing he could do.

In the next half a month, except for letting Li Bing buy vegetables, cook and clean up the house, wash and wash up, Lin Xiaoqiang almost stayed in the house and played with his mobile phone. Every day in the middle of the night, he would always go out to practice. Li Bing slowly got used to the toss of his cornices and walls, so he thought he was watching a movie in the cinema. However, although the two felt that the fusion was getting better and better, the monitor in front of Li Bing's eyes, except for the display of the body part, did not appear new content.

Lin Xiaoqiang went to find Xiaoman again during the period. This time the treatment is a little better than last time. The two chatted for most of the day, mainly about Lin Xiaoqiang's hospitalization, of course, Lin Xiaoqiang did not say that there was a Li Bing in his body. For dinner, Li Bing naturally went to the kitchen to buy vegetables. Xiao Man seemed to be more interested, and drank two bottles of beer himself. After dinner, I watched TV and chatted, and the two chatted and went into the bedroom in a hug. Only then did Li Bing see Xiao Man's bedroom, which was actually cleaned up like a little girl's, all decorated in pink. No wonder every girl has a princess dream in her heart. Lin Xiaoqiang was familiar with the road, and the two were entangled, just when Li Bing was extremely excited to look forward to a 4D live broadcast, Lin Xiaoqiang suddenly stopped and got out of bed, and found a terrible excuse to run away.

"When I think of what I see, you also see, and what I touch you is equal to touching, and my fucking heart is uncomfortable, is this counting me sleeping with her or fucking us 3P? It's fucking, it's fucking. Lin Xiaoqiang said.

Except for this small tidbit, the daily life is very simple. Such days are indeed too leisurely for Li Bing. Li Bing often thinks of his previous life, working, earning money, and doing housework, as if there are endless things to do every day, and there is no moment to stop. At that time, I dreamed of being able to have a long vacation, no work, no family, and nothing, so I ate and slept and ate. Now Li Bing and Lin Xiaoqiang's life is basically eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating, and Li Bing feels unaccustomed to it. Sometimes Li Bing also admires Lin Xiaoqiang, he was still smoking and drinking, this kid has so much money in his hands, and he doesn't touch it at all; Say it's lazy to do it, thunder can't move every night, no matter what the weather is, absolutely meticulous practice. So people are sometimes very contradictory, and many things cannot be summed up by a simple label. It's really uncomfortable to be idle, Li Bing will take the initiative to take over the body, cook, do housework, Lin Xiaoqiang's kennel gradually has the appearance of someone else.

On this day, Lin Xiaoqiang was swiping his mobile phone again. Li Bing was forced to follow him. According to Lin Xiaoqiang, he is not looking nonsense, it is all useful. But Li Bing really didn't know what use celebrity gossip could be for him. Just watch it, it's boring anyway.

"That's interesting." Lin Xiaoqiang did it: "Did you see it?" ”

"See. It's really perverted every year, and there are a lot of them this year. ”

This is a post on the post of a sticker, and in just a few days, it has hundreds of thousands of views and tens of thousands of replies. Said that he was a student at the city nursing school and posted a complaint against the underwear thief. This sister is estimated to be more beautiful, and she also pursues the quality of life, and she wears more high-end and beautiful underwear and underwear when she starts school. As a result, within a few days, the clothes were washed and dried out at night, and the next day they were gone. When I asked those in the dormitory, they all said they didn't know. It stands to reason that almost all girls in this school are girls, and no one will be bored enough to do this kind of thing, is it that they are not low-key enough, and some people are red-eyed and deliberately make trouble? If this sister wants to be like this, then it will be the same level as the clothes in the bedroom, otherwise she won't be able to stand it if she comes a few more times. I changed the same level as the dormitory, I thought it was born again, but it was stolen again in less than half a month, and in less than two months, it was stolen three times, but none of the people in the same bedroom were stolen. Now the problem is troublesome, and it is directly aimed at yourself. This sister thought about it, so she couldn't be tolerated anymore, so she went directly to the dormitory manager to report the case, it didn't matter if she reported the case, she was not the only victim. More than 100 such incidents have happened in the school in the past two years, and the school security department has never solved the case. Hearing this information, my sister became angry and immediately went online to file a lawsuit against the underwear thief and angrily denounced the incompetence of the security department. As soon as the post came out, it was called a stone to stir up a thousand waves, those who were also stolen underwear, those who had their underwear stolen in the same bedroom, those who watched the excitement, those who expressed sympathy, all kinds of messages, and it was very lively for a while.

"It's fun, I've heard of a pervert doing this before, but I didn't expect it to be so big this time?" Lin Xiaoqiang said: "Why do you think he is taking so many bras and panties?" Jerking off every day? ”

"You're disgusting. Speechless. ”

"To be honest, I just wanted to see who this person is, it's kind of interesting. That, number one, let's go see the excitement? Lin Xiaoqiang also asked Li Bing's opinion in a fake way.

"You can go if you want, I can't stop you. Idle is idle anyway. ”