Chapter 014: Inaction and Inaction

"Two ......," I shouted unnaturally.

The two of them looked at me at the same time, and then asked me in unison, "Yu Wei?" ”

"Well, I'm Yu Wei!" I nodded in response.

After the two of them looked me up and down at the same time, one of them smiled and said to me, "Hehe, brother, it's hard enough!" It's all like this, and it's still out to do things! ”

After he finished speaking, another person said to me, "Lai is a lot of money, isn't it?" Let you work like this with injuries. ”

Looking at the two of them with a playful face, I didn't know how to answer them for a while.

Li Bo took this matter first, and asked me to help when he was in trouble. After I came, I found that I couldn't handle it alone, so I asked Miao Tianshi for help.

Profit is money, to put it bluntly, it is reward. But so far, I haven't talked to Gu Xiaogang about laisee money. I don't know if Lieber has talked to him before.

"Huh!" I smiled a little awkwardly.

At this time, Uncle Wang came over, and he smiled and said to me, "That...... Xiao Wei, these two were sent by Miao Tianshi to help us. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, one of the two raised his hand and said, "That's right, we were sent by Old Man Miao to help you deal with the problem." My name is Wu Wei, and he is my brother Wu Yong. ”

"I'm sorry for you, that ......," I said politely.

However, before I finished speaking, Shang Wuyong next to me directly interrupted my words, and he yelled at Shang Wuwei: "Don't talk nonsense, okay?" I'm brother, you're brother! ”

"Bastard, please don't make trouble in front of outsiders. Nothing big or small! Not to be outdone, he roared.

"You're a bastard, you're not big or small. I'm brother, are you as tall as me? ”

"I'm my brother, I was born first, although you are a little taller than me, but you are still a brother. This is an immutable fact! ”

"No...... I was born first! ”

……

The two of them roared louder and louder, and it looked like they were about to fight.

Looking at the two of them, I smiled wryly.

Miao Tianshi sent me two strange things, in front of so many people, they were about to fight over the question of who was big and who was small.

"Both! Two of you! Two brothers!! I hurried over and shouted.

"Huh?" When they heard my voice, they suddenly stopped arguing and turned their heads to look at me almost at the same time.

"What do you call me?" Shang Wuwei asked me with a serious face.

Looking at his expression, I said with some confidence: "I...... That one...... I'm eighteen years old, so I should call them brothers! ”

However, after hearing my words, Wu Wei, who had a serious face just now, suddenly grinned: "Hehe! Yes, I'm twenty-three, and you should call me my brother. Come, call again. ”

I'll go! What are the requirements?

There's nothing wrong with this man's brain, right?

"Scream!" When he saw that I didn't react, he immediately shouted at me with a calm face.

The cat is a cat, is there anyone who forces others to call him brother like this?

I sighed helplessly, and said to them with some embarrassment: "Brother! Both of you are my brother! Is it my eldest brother? ”

Shang Wuyong also nodded, then looked at me expectantly and said, "Yes, that's called!" Scream! ”

"Hey......" I sighed softly, and then called out to the two of them: "Big brother! ”

"Eh......" both of them smiled and let out a long response.

I just called them big brother. They're all older than me, that's what I should have called. But when I heard their responses, I actually had a feeling that I was being taken advantage of.

"Wait a while, no, you should call me eldest brother, call him second brother!" Shang Wuyong raised his hand, then pointed at Wu Wei and said.

"No, I'm the eldest brother, you're the second brother......" Shang Wuwei immediately shouted.

I'll go...... Why are you fighting again? Both of them are fucking sick in the brain, aren't they?

I felt like my head was going to explode.

"That's it!" I yelled.

Hearing my roar, they both turned to look at me at the same time.

I let out a long sigh, controlled my emotions and said, "The two brothers don't fight for a while, okay?" Shall we do things first? ”

We just met, and I was convinced that it was just for such a trivial matter!

And in front of Gu Xiaogang and others, I really feel a little ashamed. After all, I found these two people, but I didn't expect the respected Miao Tianshi to send me such two strange things.

"Okay, Brother Xiaowei, I'll give you face, don't worry about him for the time being!" Wu Wei said to me.

"Cut, I don't want to worry about you, before twelve o'clock today, let you be the big brother first!" Wu Yong said.

"I'm not rare......"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, I hurriedly said, "Two brothers, shall we do things first?" ”

"Alright! Let's do it, hurry up and solve the problem and go home and sleep! Wu Wei turned around and picked up a bag from the car. Then he began to take out the robes and ritual weapons from his bag.

Shang Wuyong also went back to get his bag.

"I'm sorry, these two are joking!" I said to Gu Xiaogang with some embarrassment.

Gu Xiaogang stood next to him all the time and didn't dare to interject, but it could be seen that he was also very embarrassed.

"That'...... That one...... They...... Miao Tianshi, I know, he can send someone over to help with that...... That's my pleasure! Gu Xiaogang said with a smile.

"Thank you for your understanding!" I said.

"That...... Mr. Yu, you see ...... money" Gu Xiaogang asked me a little timidly.

"Let's talk about this when it's over, you can give as much as Li Bo said before." I said.

We also have certain rules about laisee money. That's how much is said before doing things. Even if you find out that things are complicated later, you can't sit on the ground and start the price.

Even if there are several waves of people in a row, as it is today, the victim only needs to pay the price that was good at the beginning, and we cannot ask for a price increase.

Of course, if the victim takes the initiative to add money, it will be no problem.

"Brother Xiaowei, let's start then!" After a while, the two of them were already dressed neatly.

Not to mention, after these two people put on a Taoist robe, it really looks like that.

"Good! Do you need to take a stage? I asked.

"No, you don't! Just stand a little farther away! Shang Wuwei waved and said.

Then I saw that after the two of them straightened the Dao crown on their heads, they walked towards the gate of the Gu family.

Shang Wuwei held a peachwood sword in one hand and a soul bell in the other.

Shang Wuyong held a copper coin sword in one hand, and a whisk was stuck in his back.

"Rise to the altar!" Shang Wuwei shouted, and then the soul bell in his left hand jingled.

And the one behind him shook the wide sleeves of his robe, stretched his finger to his mouth and bit it hard, and then waved it casually. He sprinkled the blood of his fingertips on the gate of the Gu family.

Then he shouted in his mouth: "The sky is clear, the sky is clear, there are no disciples today, there is no ......."

When he said this, there was a pause, and Shang Wuwei, who was shaking the soul bell, followed up and said, "Wu Wei yet!" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Take blood as a sacrifice, open the altar of the soul, Sanqing Zhenzun, please bless! Liuding Liujia, the land of the mountain gods, please help the disciples. Wu Yong then shouted.

As his words fell, I saw that the blood spots he had sunburned on the gate of Gu's house began to smoke like sulfuric acid, rattling and foaming.

"Awesome!" My heart secretly applauded.

The two of them used to look as naΓ―ve as little children, but now they are completely different. It can be seen that the Tao of these two people is very high.

"Ding Ding Ding ......" The soul bell in Wuwei's hand kept ringing.

The two stared at the small bubbles on the door, and then Shang Wuyong suddenly reached into his sleeve and took out two pieces of rune paper in an instant. Then I saw him flick one hand, and two pieces of rune paper flew out.

"Boom ......" twice, and the two runes turned into two balls and exploded. The burst of fire burst into flames two feet high.

At the same time as the flames burst out, the peachwood sword in Shang Wuwei's hand instantly stabbed out. He drank in his mouth: "All things are alive, the avenue is bound, the heaven and the earth are infinite, the three clears are immeasurable, the soul is attracted to the Tao, and the urgency is like the law - pro!" ”

Then the peachwood sword in his hand swung up, and the two flames that exploded intertwined into a puff of green smoke, and then writhed like a spiritual snake.

As the green smoke swirled and writhed, a dark wind that blew from nowhere suddenly blew. In the gloomy wind, I faintly heard some ghosts crying wolf......