Chapter 35: Jokes
In front of the gate of the Zhenguo Mansion.
The maid is rubbing the stone lion.
The servant poured water on the ground and swept the charcoal ash in front of the door.
When he saw a carriage coming, he hurriedly stepped aside.
Wait for the carriage to stop.
Su Jin picked the curtain and got out of the carriage, and Xing'er stood behind the carriage, carrying her skirt and shouting, "Why is there so much water." β
The little maid and the maid stinked on their faces.
And the face asks why there is so much water?
It's not thanks to the grandmother!
They all wiped for half an hour, and their tired backs hurt!
Seeing Xing'er come over with her skirt, Su Jin said, "Don't help me." β
The height of the carriage couldn't help her.
Xing'er was very obedient, she really didn't come over, and stood aside to watch.
Her own girl jumped from a tree without frowning, let alone this height.
But at this height, I almost had an accident.
When Su Jin was about to jump, the horse suddenly raised its hooves, and Su Jin's center of gravity was unstable and he fell directly from the carriage.
Thankfullyβ
The coachman is Xie Jingchen's secret guard.
I helped her in time, so I didn't fall down.
In the sudden scene, the maid's heart was raised, and when she saw that Su Jin was fine, she was a little disappointed.
Why didn't you drop a female bandit and a dog gnaw mud!
Su Jin stood firm, and subconsciously thanked him, but stunned the secret guard.
The young grandmother actually thanked her-
He was just about to say that he should have received a cold glance from his eldest young master.
The dark guard brought the words to his lips and swallowed silently.
He just helped the eldest young grandmother and annoyed the eldest young master.
In the past few days, the eldest young master has been pressed to death by the eldest young grandmother, and the eldest young grandmother is unlucky, just enough to dissipate the anger of the eldest young master, why is he so blind.
Su Jin stepped on the stagnant water on the stairs.
Xie Jingchen got out of the carriage.
Naturally, he took Su Jin's hand and entered the house, and the sound of horses' hooves came from behind him.
When they crossed the threshold, a servant came with a basin of water.
When I went out, I planted my body forward, and the water in my hand splashed outβ
"Ah......h
The maid screamed again and again.
When Su Jin turned around, he saw that the second young master Xie Jingchuan's face was black, his chest was soaked, and the water on his face was dripping down.
The maid rushed up to help him wipe his face.
The maid's heart is good, but in a hurry, she forgot that what she was holding in her hand was not a handkerchief, but a rag to wipe the floor-
The more you rub it, the darker it gets.
Xie Jingchuan has the heart to kill, and the cold air around his body is surging outward.
Su Jinxiao's abdomen twitched.
When he walked a little farther away, there was no one around, Su Jin rubbed his sore cheeks, looked at Xie Jingchen and said, "I didn't see it, you are so black-bellied." β
Xie Jingchen looked at Su Jin.
I got a little look that I caught you in.
Just now, as soon as he moved his hand, the little guy fell.
This is definitely no coincidence.
Xie Jingchen raised his hand to support his forehead, feeling weak.
He doesn't speak.
Su Jin blinked.
"Isn't it a little trick to get caught, and as for this expression, laugh at one," she said.
"I'm helping you get angry, but you're not the enemy."
As he spoke, he glanced at Su Jin.
How do I laugh?
Su Jin, "....... β
Why is she indistinguishable from me?
His brow furrowed.
Su Jin turned the corner, and the smile on his face was annihilated, "Wasn't the carriage an accident just now?" β
"It's not too stupid."
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Thinking that Su Jin almost fell and was finally helped by the secret guards, Xie Jingchen was not happy.
The secret guard followed behind, and the eyes of the eldest young master were like a fish in his throat.
Xing'er stood beside him, and she said ignorantly, "Why is my uncle glaring at you, what did you do wrong?" β
Dark Guard, "....... β
This girl should be so sharp-eyed.
Su Jin raised his eyebrows.
Xie Jingchen looked over.
The dark guard has a strong desire to survive, and said decisively, "I accidentally robbed the eldest young master of the opportunity to help the eldest young grandmother." β
Xing'er said, "But at that time, my uncle was in the carriage, and when my aunt rescued me, my girl was not allowed to fall?" β
Su Jin, "....... β
This girl can't use a nice word.
She looked at Xie Jingchen, and a small flame flashed in her eyes.
"You don't want to wait for me to fall down and then help me up, do you?" She asked through gritted teeth.
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Xie Jingchen, who didn't want to speak, raised his feet and walked forward.
After passing the second gate, I saw Zhao's mother coming over, with a serious face and no smile.
Su Jin didn't have a good impression of Zhao's mother.
ran into her head-on, but Su Jin ignored her.
As a result, he was stopped by Zhao's mother.
"The county lord asked the slave maid to pass the word, and the old lady punished the eldest young master and the eldest young grandmother to go to the ancestral hall to kneel until tomorrow morning."
Su Jin frowned fiercely.
"Didn't you exempt us from punishment?" She said unhappily.
"What is exempted is the punishment of yesterday and this morning, and the punishment is the mistakes made after leaving the house today!"
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Su Jin looked at Xie Jingchen.
"What did we do wrong?" She was speechless.
"The eldest young grandmother took the eldest young master to rob the street, and it is already light to be punished for kneeling for a few hours," Zhao's mother said coldly.
"We were kidding!" Su Jin argued.
"It doesn't work to talk to the slave."
Mother Zhao said coldly.
Of course, it's useless to talk to the county lord of Nanzhang.
Su Jin and Xie Jingchen went to Qihetang and explained to the old lady that the lord of Nanzhang was also there.
As a result, the explanation was not only useless, but also doubled the punishment.
The lord of Nanzhang County is very angry.
This female bandit said a word.
The Zhenguo Mansion collected charcoal for a whole day!
It was she who made a biao and let the little guy in the house beat up a handful of charcoal before she stopped.
It would have been annoying enough to exempt her from punishment before, but they dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head.
This time, if she spares them again, where is the majesty of her dignified housewife?!
"I don't care if you're joking or not, now everyone knows on the streets and alleys that the eldest young master of my town's Guogong Mansion married a female bandit from Qingyun Mountain Flying Tiger Village and was taken crooked!"
"So ruining the reputation of my town's government mansion, I only punish you for kneeling for a few hours, don't know how to reflect, and dare to quibble, kneel until the sun sets tomorrow!"
Su Jin, "......!!! β
She can't hold on for a quarter of an hour, and you want her to kneel until tomorrow evening?!
Su Jin wanted to resist, but was stopped by Xie Jingchen.
Out of the door, Su Jin said angrily, "Why don't you let me say, don't you Zhenguo Mansion know what it means to change the nature of the country and the mountains are difficult to change, when you married me as a female bandit, you didn't prepare that I would rob others and ruin the reputation of your Zhenguo Mansion?!" β
"The more you say that, the more they will punish you until you change your mind," Xie Jingchen said.
"To force me to submit is to force me to occupy the entire Zhenguo Mansion."
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Xing'er followed behind, her eyes shining, and she said excitedly, "Girl, you have finally made up your mind to occupy the entire Zhenguo Mansion?" β
Su Jin, "....... β
Xie Jingchen, "....... β
This girl, don't you want to be so excited.
Walking to the gate of the ancestral hall, Su Jin stopped and didn't leave.
Before she knelt down, her knees ached.
Xie Jingchen said, "Believe me, I won't kneel for a while." β
"You didn't lie to me?" Su Jin was a little skeptical.
"How dare I lie to you."
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See that he is confident.
Su Jin decided to believe him for once.
Inside the Crane Hall.
The third wife said, "The eldest and youngest grandmother is very stubborn, I want her to admit her mistakes, I'm afraid it's not easy, I heard that the ancestral hall seems to have a sprained waist." β
The county lord of Nanzhang smiled coldly, "Send two mothers-in-law to keep an eye on them, this time, I want to see if there is anyone else to save them!" β
As soon as the words fell, a maid ran in from outside and said, "Old lady, the emperor has sent a father-in-law to pass the word and let the eldest young master get out of the palace." β
Third Wife," ......!!! β
Lord of Nanzhang, "......!!! β