Chapter 8: Master Jie Guoshi is kicked into the lotus pond (1)
Li Ruiqing sighed, continued to put the roasted meat slices into Zhao Xiangling's bowl, and knocked on the edge of her bowl with a copper spatula, signaling her to shut up and eat quickly.
However, Zhao Xiangling sang vigorously and did not listen to his opinion, and continued to knock on the bowl and sang louder.
"I had a good idea, I bought off his apprentice and received a full 500 gold from me~
I said don't believe it, it took me a lot of effort to get him into the palace~
Balala stupid Ruiqing, as soon as justice shouted, he blurted out that I am a faint king~
Balala stupid Ruiqing, he still wants to speak, but he is so angry with me that he has no temper~
With the 500 gold, Runqing's forces died violently, and the faint monarch defeated justice, so that Ruiqing lost his temper~
Even if Ruiqing is angry, I am absolutely invincible, raise my foot and turn around, kicking Ruiqing to the ground~"
After listening to this series of things, Li Ruiqing thought about it for a while, and the context of all things was sorted out clearly. It turned out that this feast was not a whim at all, nor was it a pleasure at all.
It's clearly a play!
The emperor ordered a banquet to select the national teacher, but he felt that it was inappropriate but could not persuade peace, and his protΓ©gΓ© told him that if he wanted to persuade His Majesty to change his mind, it was better to simply follow her, and wait for the banquet to be held and then take the opportunity to sabotage, and after winning the first place, he would reveal his identity in private.
He is the left minister, and the emperor can't let him be the left minister and the national teacher, so if he participates in one step, the big banquet will naturally not be, and the national teacher will naturally be yellow, and he can take the opportunity to persuade His Majesty, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone.
However, if the protΓ©gΓ© was taught by Zhao Xiangling himself, it would be different.
It's a pity that he participated in this feast with his heart, but in the end he stepped into a Hongmen banquet specially set up for him.
Now not only has he lost his identity as a left minister, but he also has to pay for his identity as a chef, and he has to pay for his ......
"You can also compensate the national teacher, you can come in by yourself." Zhao Xiangling saw what he was thinking, and broke it with a word, "National teacher, there is a little right minister who just reminded me, since you have entered the palace, then you are naturally my person, and I will ask Qingge to make you a green head card later, and I will have nothing to do with it?" β
Twisting the jade hook on the moon-white belt around Li Ruiqing's waist, Zhao Xiangling smiled brightly.
Li Ruiqing's face was blue, and he brushed her hand away: "Please also ask Your Majesty to respect yourself!" β
Dead weight?
Zhao Xiangling didn't have the slightest annoyance at being rejected, she picked up the chopsticks and flicked the meat slices inside: "Self-respect? No, I'm light, I don't want to be heavy. β
Biting a few pieces of meat in his mouth, Zhao Xiangling revealed the matter without mentioning it, and Li Ruiqing did not continue to dwell on it.
He knew in his heart that she was mostly joking. Just like Fang Cai and Youxiang said that they were interested in Wang Yao.
The two of them had their own thoughts, Zhao Xiangling quietly ate more and more meat in his bowl, Li Ruiqing lifted the basin and found that there was only half a basin left in it.
He frowned slightly and glanced at Zhao Xiangling.
Zhao Xiangling didn't realize it, she licked her chopsticks, and thought about what she would do to save it later, but a piece of green stuff was forcibly stuffed into her bowl.
Zhao Xiangling dialed back almost immediately: "I don't want to eat green vegetables!" β
So I changed it.
"Don't eat lettuce either!"
So I switched back to the first piece.
"I said, I won't eat!"
Li Ruiqing ignored her, sorted out everything, put them together, and looked like you would strike if you didn't eat me.
Zhao Xiangling looked at the meat that still had half a copper basin left, and said bitterly: "National teacher, national teacher, look at this leaf, look at how green it is, it is as green as a caterpillar that has been trampled to death......"
Before she could finish her sentence, she was disgusted by herself. On the other hand, Li Ruiqing did not react at all.
Zhao Xiangling said bitterly: "Okay Ruiqing, you can't ask me to swallow a caterpillar, right, so we still ......."
She reached out to get the copper basin containing the meat, but was slapped away by Li Ruiqing with a shovel, and there was no room for her to discuss.
Zhao Xiangling straightened up and revealed domineeringly: "Li Che Li Guoshi, you listen to me, I want to eat meat, and throw the green vegetables at the bottom of the plate to me!" β
Li Ruiqing did not react. Grabbed a handful of greens and rested it on the red-hot copper plate.
Zhao Xiangling: "......, please drag this person out and cut it for me!"
Qinghua and Qingyun were standing outside the hall when they heard a crackling sound from inside.
Qinghua couldn't hold back and wanted to go in to see what was going on, but was stopped by Qingyun with one hand: "Your Majesty didn't call for help, it's okay inside." β
Qinghua stood back at this time, a little uneasy: "Your Majesty has brought Lord Zuo Xiang into the palace in a good manner, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse." β
Qingyun hugged the sword and said coldly: "Listen to Your Majesty's orders, you and I don't need to worry about the rest." β
Qinghua stuck out her tongue and made a grimace at Qingyun: "Sword idiot, you know what kind of people are sophisticated, I'm worried that our Majesty will be deceived." β
Qingyun said: "Only Your Majesty deceives people, no one deceives Your Majesty." β
"Gotta get it." Qinghua stood upright, "That's what you said, that's it, I'm still ......"
Before she finished speaking, Zhao Xiangling's angry roar suddenly came from the hall.
"I refuse!"
"Li Ruiqing, you are a heartless and insensitive bastard!"
"Ahh Ahh Ahhh β
"Someone's coming!"
Qingyun and Qinghua looked at each other at first, not knowing whether to laugh or not, but when they heard it, Qingyun's face changed, and he immediately rushed in with his sword.
But someone is faster than her. An azure lotus pattern rushed out, and almost hit Qingyun's body head-on.
Zhao Xiangling's hair was slightly messy, and a small piece of tea was poured on the placket, which dyed the color of the robe darker than other places.
When she saw Qingyun, she didn't speak, she ran away, and she didn't have the royal demeanor she usually had. Oh. Although it is often not available on weekdays.
There is a person chasing out from behind, naturally it is Zuo Xiang, no, the national teacher Li Ruiqing. He only had a slight mess of hair, and there didn't seem to be anything wrong with him.
"Master Guoshi, Your Majesty ......" Qingyun stopped him with his sword, frowning slightly.
Li Ruiqing pushed her sword away, and only glanced at her slightly, Qingyun immediately felt that her whole body was frozen and she couldn't move.
Without waiting for Qingyun to ask again, Li Ruiqing had already left here. Looking at his tea-soaked hair behind his back, and a few oily finger prints on his white robe, Qingyun immediately understood what was happening.
Co-authored, it is His Majesty who has never been willing to suffer losses to steal chickens and rice, and pour tea instead of hurting themselves, so that the spotless national teacher is dyed and dyed, and dust and dust.
Qinghua wailed in his ears: "Qingyun, Qingyun, why can't I move?" β
Qingyun pressed his hand on the sword, and he had been in this position for a long time. She maintained this action and sighed softly: "When Master Fang Cai passed by, he clicked on our acupoints......
"Isn't it! Can you get it? Qinghua wailed, crying bitterly and unable to shed tears, "Qingyun, hurry up and untie it, Your Majesty ran out alone." β