67, the mortal world "deceived dwelling"

Grandma's! If this Shenjun is not mistaken, Shen Yu knocked me out of the Siming Mansion twice in one day. I was a little unwilling, so I squatted under the gate of the Siming Mansion, and sang for a long time following the rough and bold voice in my impression.

"You are my taro, you are my wife, grow taro for you every day, as long as you marry me! Qingqing on the tip of my heart, hey, I want to marry you! "During this period, there were countless immortals who came to my sixth senior brother, and before they came to my side, they quickly turned around and ran back just when they heard this song, and they all looked like they couldn't avoid it, as if this god owed them money.

Oh no, it's like they owe this god the money.

In this way, I really cleared many obstacles for Senior Brother Six and Shen Yu, so that they could play in the Siming Mansion to their heart's content. I looked at the shining jade plate in the Nine Heavens, and sang two more voices, and finally felt that the immortals who were a hundred steps away had taken a detour, and then stopped. For the happiness of the sixth senior brother and Shen Yu, this Shenjun is really desperate, and he can't help but sigh with emotion:

Nowadays, there are not many immortals like Ben Shenjun who repay grievances with virtue.

Suddenly I thought of Shen Yu, who was lying on the stone wall engraved with the "Lengyan Sutra" on the mountain behind the Great Fanyin Hall and singing this song, and gnawed on the carrot in my hand, looking very hungry. It wasn't until today that I realized that singing this song was really a manual effort. I patted my sleeves and stood up against the door, my legs numb and hungry. This god monarch has been singing for so long, and the door of the Siming Mansion has still not opened, I admire the two immortals in the mansion very much, it is estimated that they are in the soundproof cyan enchantment......

I shook in the wind, not daring to think further. I straightened my skirt and planned to find something to eat elsewhere, but in the night like water, a purple figure suddenly appeared, flying down from the eastern sky, the figure was agile and graceful, and my right hand was about to put on my eyebrow bone to take a look, and the figure fell from the top of the head of this god monarch-

After spinning half a step, he stood firmly, "Where is the immortal who sang this song just now?" ”

The voice is clear, like a silver bell.

I stared at the beautiful and playful girl in front of me, and was stunned for a long time before I said, "Princess Jingchen is really good." ”

She frowned and looked at me for a moment, her pretty eyes widening, "Liangyu?!" ”

I looked at her disappointed expression and wanted to laugh inexplicably, but I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my mouth: "Her Royal Highness the princess, but you want to find Shen Yushuijun?" ”

Her eyes lit up: "Is he singing here?" ”

This Shenjun is a little disheartened, even if I am not good, but in terms of singing, I can throw off Shen Yu's eight thousand mountains and rivers.

"The song that the princess heard just now was sung by this god."

"Huh?!" She didn't seem to believe it, her expression was a lot more lonely for a moment, and she muttered, "I was originally practicing swords with my brother, but I rushed over when I heard this song, but I didn't expect it to be him." ”

Seeing this, this Shenjun was very moved: Your Royal Highness Princess, why are your ears so bad, you can't even tell the difference between men and women in this song.

The compassionate heart of the Divine Monarch who was moved surged up, and he said to her quite thoughtlessly: "The Shen Yu you are looking for is now in the Siming Mansion." ”

After speaking, I realized that Princess Jingchen might go over the wall to find Shen Yu, so I was afraid that I would disturb the sixth senior brother and Shen Yu again on a full moon night. couldn't help but raise his sleeves and wiped the sweat on his forehead, and changed the conversation with a smile: "Is Her Royal Highness the princess hungry, is there a place to eat?" Would you like to go find something to eat? ”

She gave me a cool look.

Well, this Shenjun's words don't seem to be right, she is the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven, how can there be no place to eat......

She gritted her teeth and sighed, this breath came out, as if she had unloaded a thousand catties of hatred, and she said to me energetically: "This princess will take you to a good place to eat!" ”

However, this Shenjun really didn't expect that this Princess Jingchen would take me down to earth, nor did he expect that this Shenjun could blatantly and calmly descend from under the noses of the guards of Nantianmen in his lifetime, and he didn't expect to meet Si Lu Shenjun on the way and knew that we were going down to earth and told us to go early and return early through the dense moonlight, instead of a piece of law to scoop us into the prison! It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I wanted to go to the mortal world to wander around secretly, and I didn't dare to go to the mortal world openly until I met Meng Ze, because none of the immortals around me could beat Meng Ze at that time.

But now seeing this scene in Heavenly Court, I can't help but sigh very emotionally: "The immortals on the scene today are very forgiving, and no one stopped us from going out like this." ”

She smiled proudly, and her voice was pleasant, "Since I have been greeting the immortals who accused me of going down to earth one by one for eight thousand years, no one will stop me from going down to earth." ”

"How did the princess greet her, can you tell this god that I can learn according to this method in the future?"

"It's nothing, it's just going to take a beating. The Silu Shenjun you just met, when his body was still very weak, he was not forbidden to beat, and he only went to court for a year that time. ”

“……”

There is a saying called "Nanke a dream", one day in the fairy world, one year in the mortal world. I have also come to this mortal world many times with many senior brothers and Meng Ze, and I have always seen different scenes. Now under the auspicious clouds, there is nowhere to find the old people, only the bustling street scene of Taixing still vaguely retains a bit of the appearance of the past. At this moment, it is about evening, and the tea shops in various restaurants are booming. Princess Jingchen pulled me around, through the bustling crowd, looking for a while and finally stood under an octagonal restaurant, the red pillars of the restaurant are firmly rooted on the ground, it is a newly painted appearance, only the rosewood board hanging under the eaves upstairs carved on the three big seals of "Shangdangju" is vigorous and simple.

"Do you know why it's called 'Foolish'?" She asked me with a smile.

I shook my head, "I don't know. ”

She pulled me into the restaurant, and excitedly pointed to a bamboo slip on the wall of the lobby.

"Tofu is made into bear's paws, corn is turned into crab crabs; Cabbage is brewed into liquor, and dried bamboo shoots become tender sheep. ”

Jingchen explained to me: "You think you eat bear's paws, but the ingredients are just made of tofu; You think you're eating tender lamb, but it's nothing more than dried bamboo shoots. Fooled everywhere, surprised everywhere, it is called 'foolish'. ”

"And such good craftsmanship?"

She nodded and pulled me to the second floor, and immediately followed by the shopkeeper who came over with white skin and neat dress, and explained to us later: "What this girl said is good, but we are also quite conscientious in 'being fooled', as long as the two of you can taste that this crab is made of corn, this dish will be given away for nothing, and our shopkeeper will give it away for nothing." ”

Jing Chen smiled slyly, and said to me in ventriloquism: "A few months ago, this princess and I relied on this ability to eat and drink for nothing in 'Shangdangju', and sat firmly for more than a month. At that time, the shopkeeper was quite generous, and there was no sign of driving me away, and then I felt that it was not appropriate, and I wanted to give the hairpin on his head to the shopkeeper as food money, but he was stunned and confiscated. He said that a beautiful girl like me came here to eat, and many young masters followed, making a lot of money for their store," she pointed with her jade hand, "Look at the current shopkeeper, the small slit eyes on the face of the Chinese character are very distinctive, but it really has a bit of the taste of his father or his grandfather." ”

I looked at the crowd downstairs who followed Princess Jingchen to the second floor of the restaurant, looked at the shopkeeper who looked very distinctive, and nodded: "The shopkeeper is right, you have indeed driven the business of the restaurant." ”

Xiao Er found a location near the window for us. In those years, when I went to a teahouse or pear orchard to listen to a play, I could always hear that the protagonist of the play always found a window seat in the restaurant. The location of this restaurant near the window is often a low-key and connotative place where big people haunt. So, I'm very happy with the location.

From the window, you can look at a small river with still water outside, and the stone embankment and smoke willows next to it are very stylish.

Xiao Twenty neatly wiped the table for us again, put a pot of tea, poured two cups, handed over the menu book, and Princess Jingchen began to order happily. I looked at the tea, the soup was clear and bright, I brushed the teacup and poured it, the tip of the tongue was fragrant and the aftertaste was long, but it was the taste of bamboo leaves. After tasting the product carefully, the scene of a little chef picking radish whiskers illuminated my spiritual platform flawlessly.

I said to the little two: "Your radish beard tastes good." ”

Xiao Er was taken aback: "Miss can actually taste this tea made from radish whiskers?" But our 'bamboo leaf green' is not fine enough, so that you taste the flaws? ”

"Definitely. Thirty-six lines of the line of champions, I just eat by tasting things and mixing rice. ”

Xiao Er suddenly became interested: "Miss doesn't know, our 'foolish' has been a hundred and fifty years old shop, and only a girl who can taste all our dishes came out when the grandfather who was in charge of the store a hundred years ago." ”

I nodded, raised my eyebrows and colluded with Princess Jingchen, and said solemnly: "That girl is afraid that she is from the same school as me." ”

"Then, can the young lady take me as an apprentice?" The eyes of the second brother were full of excitement.

"Ahem, the rules of the master, this kung fu is passed on to women and not to men." I kept my eyes open and continued to ramble.

The second brother retreated with a disappointed face. Princess Jingchen, who was watching the drama beside her, spoke: "When did you go out with my teacher?" ”

I poured another sip of radish tea and said, "But tell him, if you tell him that the girl in front of me is the one at that time, he will be scared a lot." ”

"Liangyu," she locked her eyes on mine, and smiled proudly, "I am willing to go out of the same house with you, so I must chase Qingyue Xingjun first, let Qingyue and Shen Yu break off, and then I will dump Qingyue and Shen Yu." ”

I held the cup in my hand, and a few drops of radish tea shook out, she was very familiar with this idea, and I actually thought of the youngest daughter of the Yuanjun family in Langya.

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