Chapter 183: Ten Dollars at a Time
"Whew!" After Zheng Yun saw Ye Du leave, he exhaled heavily, turned to look at the middle-aged man, and said, "Say it!" What do you want? ”
The middle-aged man smiled all over his face, and said calmly: "Little friend, can you tell me first, how did you know the name of Prince Wenlan?" ”
Zheng Yun didn't want to waste time, so he told the truth and said, "I calculated it." ”
"Figured it out?" The middle-aged man's eyes widened, and he looked at Zheng Yun with a puzzled face.
"That's right! That's what I figured out. Zheng Yun responded casually, walked to the tree, sat down on the root, and continued nonchalantly: "I know fortune telling, what's all the fuss about?" ”
"Didn't you see that?" The middle-aged man looked dazed, seeing Zheng Yun sitting under the tree by himself, he didn't express his dissatisfaction, and immediately took two steps forward, squatted down, and looked at Zheng Yun with some puzzlement.
Seeing this, Zheng Yun couldn't help but feel a little good for the middle-aged man in his heart, and said a little strangely: "Why do you say that I saw it?" ”
Speaking of this, after thinking about it, he nodded and said, "However, it can also be said to be visible." ”
"Wait! Didn't you say you studied medicine? How can you tell fortunes again? Long Jiuxing's eyes narrowed, and he couldn't help but interject and ask.
She was really a little curious, if it was really calculated, then how could she not see the depth of Zheng Yun?
Zheng Yun looked up at Long Jiu, rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Auntie! The medical Tao is a family, don't you even understand this? ”
After finishing speaking, he muttered in a low voice: "It's rude, I don't know how to squat down when I speak, I don't bother to pay attention to you, or this uncle is understanding." ”
Although the muttering was small, how could everyone present not hear it? Long Jiu was so angry on the spot that his apricot eyes widened, he couldn't bear it anymore, and when he was about to scold, he was stopped by a middle-aged man.
"Okay Xiao Jiu, don't interrupt again, go buy a few bottles of water with your seventh sister, and buy a few boxes of lunch boxes along the way." The middle-aged man was afraid that Long Jiu would ruin his big matter of recruiting Zheng Yun, so he deliberately broke it away, and said without looking back.
When Long Jiu heard this, he stopped the ugly words that he was about to say, and he was angry in his heart, and he still stared at Zheng Yun angrily, and did not reply.
"Yes! Dragon's place. A young woman standing beside Long Jiu immediately responded respectfully, and then gently pulled Long Jiu's arm and gestured.
Long Jiu glanced back angrily, helplessly, exhaled heavily, and after calming down his mood, he said unwillingly and reluctantly: "I know!" ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around angrily and walked towards the avenue, ignoring Zheng Yun no more.
The young woman smiled, looked at Zheng Yun with deep meaning, did not speak, turned around and trotted towards Long Jiu, and the two walked along the trail, all the way to the avenue below.
Zheng Yun saw the young woman smiling at him, and suddenly froze, and said in his heart: Why are you laughing so strangely? They can't be playing with some bad idea, are they?
The middle-aged man didn't know what Zheng Yun was thinking, and seeing that Long Jiu and the others were gone, he simply sat on the ground and looked at Zheng Yun, and said with a smile: "Hehe! Little friend, can you tell me how you figured it out? ”
"Yes!" Zheng Yun nodded his head, he still had a good impression of middle-aged people, so he naturally wouldn't refuse.
After looking up at Wenlan Gongzi, he said to the middle-aged man: "When I was in the fast food restaurant, he held the wooden chair with one hand and stopped the aunt from entering the store, and then looked at me and talked. ”
Speaking of this, he paused, thought for a while, and continued: "The first word of his first sentence is the word 'this', which is born from the heart, and the heart comes out of the mouth. ”
"A wooden chair to stop the aunt, the meaning is on the word "block", the hand to hold the wooden chair, indicating that there is no hand, remove a "扌" part, so it is the word "Lan". ”
After finishing speaking, Zheng Yun looked at Wenlan Gongzi with a smug expression and did not speak again.
“……?” When everyone heard Zheng Yun's explanation, they immediately became dumbfounded, and they looked at Zheng Yun straight and did not speak.
The middle-aged man was even more stunned when he heard this, looked at Zheng Yun speechlessly, and said in his heart: Isn't this nonsense?
He thought about it, but he didn't say it, and asked curiously: "Is this okay?" ”
When Zheng Yun heard this, he looked at the middle-aged man again: "Why not?" As everyone knows, fortune telling and word splitting? I did my own research, and it's called the 'Speech and Deeds Algorithm'. ”
"Words and deeds algorithms?" The middle-aged man listened again.
"Yes! It's the algorithm of words and deeds. Zheng Yun nodded, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he looked at the middle-aged man very proudly.
"How do you know the word 'childe'?" The middle-aged man looked curious and asked again.
"The word Childe is simpler." Zheng Yun smiled all over his face, raised his head, pointed at Wenlan Gongzi with one hand, and said to the middle-aged man with a smile: "Look at him, his face is as white as silver, his face is scholarly, and he is talking to a girl, is he not called Miss?" Or is it a eunuch? ”
Speaking of this, he paused, looked up at Wenlan Gongzi, deliberately disgusted him in his heart, and said jokingly: "Don't say it, you look at Wenlan Gongzi, he is really good enough, but it's a pity that he is a man, if it is a woman...... Then how can he go to the street and make ten dollars at a time? If you book a night, it is estimated that it will definitely not be less than thirty yuan. ”
After finishing speaking, he nodded in approval, held back the smile in his heart, and looked at Wenlan Gongzi secretly vigilantly, afraid that he would be angry and shoot directly.
"Poof......!" When everyone heard this, they laughed on the spot, and they all looked up at the sky, thinking about it, but their eyes peeked at Wenlan Gongzi from time to time, wanting to see his reaction.
As Zheng Yun expected, after hearing this, Gongzi Wenlan was so angry that he gritted his teeth on the spot, his white face gradually changed color, and his eyes burst out with a sharp light like a knife.
When he saw that he was about to have a seizure, it was beyond everyone's expectations, "Whew! Taking a deep breath, Wenlan Gongzi actually held back the small volcano that was about to erupt in his heart, and said with a wicked taste: "I'm going to stand on the street, do you want to come and cheer?" ”
"Poof......!" A man and a woman next to him, including middle-aged people, laughed after listening to Wenlan Gongzi's words.
“……?” Zheng Yun listened to it for a while, his scalp was numb, and he was speechless by Wenlan Gongzi's words, and looked at Wenlan Gongzi with straight eyes, not knowing what to say.
Just when Zheng Yunleng was stunned, when the other three secretly laughed, Wenlan Gongzi's face turned ruthless, and the whole person immediately turned into an afterimage, and after quickly bypassing the middle-aged man's position, he punched Zheng Yun like lightning.
said that it was too late and that it was fast, Zheng Yun was still in the spirit of Lengshen, and suddenly felt a crisis coming, lowered his head reflexively, narrowly avoided the tragedy of being hit, and sat on the root of the tree with his inertial feet, and directly swept away the thousands of troops.
"Bump!" With a loud bang, Wenlan Gongzi's feet were swept by Zheng Yun on the spot and fell to the ground heavily.
Zheng Yun saw that it was Gongzi Wenlan who was sneaking up on him, and a wave of anger in his heart surged uncontrollably on the spot, and he slammed out his feet and shouted: "Cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren!" ”
When the sound comes out, the feet move, and only a "bang!" is heard. A cry of pain rang out: "Ah......! ”
Wenlan Gongzi would never have dreamed that Zheng Yun would actually make such an obscene trick, and was kicked to the crotch on the spot, covering his crotch with both hands, and ......screaming in pain again and again.
Zheng Yun was so angry that after kicking Wenlan Gongzi, he still couldn't understand the hatred in his heart, and the whole person jumped forward like a hungry tiger pounced, directly pressing on Wenlan Gongzi's body.
Both hands quickly grabbed Wen Lan Gongzi's wrists, pressed them tightly to the ground, and his feet were like golden snakes, directly wrapping around Wen Lan Gongzi's feet, making him unable to move.
For a while, the two of them were like children fighting, and they were a little like a couple rolling the sheets, and Wenlan Gongzi was lying on his back in a big shape, unable to move by Zheng Yun.
A man and a woman standing on the side, seeing this scene, suddenly changed their faces, and when they were about to help Wenlan Gongzi, they were stopped by a middle-aged man who stretched out his hand.
The middle-aged man looked back at the two of them, shook his head, and then sat on the ground with his hands and feet, watching Zheng Yun and the two fight with a smile on his face, without the slightest intention of stopping.
The two of them paused for a moment, quickly reacted, and at the same time smiled bitterly, withdrew their hands and retreated, and after standing aside again, they followed with a wicked look on their faces.
Wenlan Gongzi's crotch was kicked by Zheng Yun, and bursts of stinging pain surged into his heart, and he wanted to rub it to relieve the pain, but his hands were caught, and the whole person was so thin that Zheng Yun couldn't move, and even covering his crotch became a luxury.
I can't cover my crotch, so I can only grit my teeth and endure the pain, but what! Is it just a matter of talking about the most pain in men? The pain was so intense that he let out a moan as thin as a mosquito.
"Uh~ah~um~oh~ah......."
Fighting in the field under the green shade, the sound of groaning is like the sound of heaven!
For a while, the appearance of the two of them was really as ambiguous as they were, and the prince of Wenlan was as if he had been raped by Zheng Yun, moaning in pain and .......
"Poof...... Giggle......! Seeing this, the young woman standing on the side couldn't help but smile in her heart, and burst out laughing on the spot.
smiled so much that she bent over and laughed, leaning forward and closing back, completely losing her previous ladylike image.
Her laughter, like throwing a stone into a calm lake, immediately resonated with the middle-aged man and another young man, who laughed alongside each other.
"Hahaha......!"
"Hehehe......!"
When Zheng Yun heard this, he couldn't help but pause, looked back at the three of them, and then at his own posture, and immediately reacted.
I wanted to stand up and let go of Wenlan Gongzi, but after hearing Wenlan Gongzi's moaning, he immediately changed his mind, and he was really a little annoyed that Wenlan Gongzi had just attacked him, and a trace of evil taste rose in his heart.
He put Wenlan Gongzi's hands together with his left hand and pressed it, reached into his pocket with his right hand and took out ten yuan, handed it to Wenlan Gongzi and shook it, and said, "Didn't you just ask me if I wanted to join the show?" ”
Speaking of this, his face turned ruthless, and he slapped the ten yuan on the ground and said, "Na! Ten bucks, one time! ”
After speaking, his right hand grabbed Wenlan Gongzi's left hand again, pressed it back into a large font, and then, his body moved down slightly, and the belt buckle on his waist was directly pressed against Wenlan Gongzi's crotch, and then, he sank heavily .......
A cry of pain immediately resounded in the sky: "Ah......! ”
Wenlan Gongzi was already in unbearable pain, and he was in pain again, and he really wanted to die, so he struggled desperately to resist, but what could he do! But he was tightly bound by Zheng Yun and couldn't move, only one head could move, shaking vigorously and screaming desperately.
"Hey, hey, hey! Be quiet, I'm paying, don't make me look like I'm raping you. Zheng Yun said with a wicked smile on his face.
"Poof...... Giggle......! ”
"Poof...... Hahaha......! ”
The two people standing on the side, including the middle-aged man sitting on the ground, burst out laughing and ...... after hearing this.
When Wenlan Gongzi heard this, he was so angry that he fainted on ......the spot.