Volume 1 Chapter 48 Huang Shimu

The corners of Zheng Yun's mouth twitched, ignoring Zhang Jinxuan, taking a step forward and quickly going downstairs.

After leaving the school gate, he looked back at the teaching building, his face was a little proud, and he smiled and said to himself: "Small, I am more silent than me, hehe!" You're still a little tender. ”

After finishing speaking, I couldn't help but secretly say proudly in my heart: Hmm! That's a good idea, I'm going to pretend to be silent from now on, and I'm going to love it!

But what if she scratched her itch? Alas! Why are you so afraid of itching?

Thinking of this, he showed a trace of frustration on his face, and then he had a flash of inspiration and said in surprise: "That's right! Out-of-body, yes! It's really stupid, after the soul is out of the body, don't you feel it? ”

After thinking about it, Zheng Yun patted his forehead and continued to talk to himself: "But, I don't know what to get out of my body? Last night, I was scared out of my body by her, how else can I do it now? Is it that every time you want to go out of your body, ask the female devil to hug herself first? ”

Thinking to himself, he couldn't help but shudder: Uh! …… If that's the case, then it's no wonder if she doesn't die!

After thinking about it, he couldn't help but shake his head secretly, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration again, and said to himself: "That's right! Go to your uncle at night and ask, your uncle should know, ah! Unscrupulous black-faced uncle, I suddenly realized, you are so cute! I miss you so much, haha! ”

Thinking of the happy place, Zheng Yun laughed, immediately quickened his pace and walked home, and couldn't help singing: "I laugh proudly, laugh proudly, laugh at the immortal ...... Hongchen people." ”

Zhang Jinxuan saw Zheng Yun ignoring herself, and ran out of the school quickly, she stood in the corridor of the teaching building, looked at Zheng Yun's back, and stomped her feet angrily.

Her eyes narrowed slightly, her upper teeth bit her lower lip, her face was angry, and she said hatefully: "Stingy! Really angry? ”

pouted, and said angrily: "Isn't it just that I was thrown a board to erase, what's the big deal?" Get angry at every turn, wait for me, and watch how I make you laugh when you study at night! Hehe! ”

After saying that, there was a hint of smugness on her face, and she also smiled happily.

After Zhang Jinxuan smiled, she picked up her schoolbag and walked towards the dormitory, but she was a little depressed in her heart.

I've always been moody, and now, it seems that I can be easily amused by him, and it's even easier to be angry with him, it's really weird, that bastard, it's really annoying.

Along the way, Zheng Yun trotted home in a happy mood, not fast, but not slow, enjoying the fresh and quiet feeling of the trail.

Suddenly, he stopped and stared intently at the mountainside.

I saw that on the mountainside path, a fresh and handsome young man was carrying an old man with dirty hands on his back, and he came down the mountain quickly.

Zheng Yun frowned, looked up at the sky, and saw that the sky was getting darker, he seemed to be a little entangled, and a little helpless, sighed secretly, and ran away quickly towards the two.

Before and after the two of them, Zheng Yun stood still, blocking the young man's way, did not speak, and looked at the young man in front of him.

Tall figure, moderately fat and thin, with a delicate and white melon seed face, is as beautiful as a wall painting.

The stone is like jade, the pine is like green, Lang Yan is unique, and there is no other in the world.

"Handsome!" Zheng Yun couldn't help but admire, but secretly slandered in his heart: Man, how can you be so beautiful? If you don't make a little white face, it will be a waste.

Alas! It's a pity that it's a feminine thing, otherwise, I really don't know how many women I would have charmed.

Thinking of this, Zheng Yun's face turned straight, and he said in a deep voice: "Put him down, disappear immediately, and don't let me see you again." ”

The young man was surprised, looked at Zheng Yun with clear eyes, and asked in a tepid tone, "Can you see me?" Little friend, please give way, I'm just here to save people. ”

Zheng Yun showed a trace of impatience in his eyes, and said again: "I said, let him go, disappear for me immediately, and don't come to places you shouldn't come to; Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind. ”

The tone was a little unkind, it seemed that he was a little anxious, and it seemed that because he was teased by Zhang Jinxuan before, he had nowhere to vent the anger in his heart, and his face showed a trace of anger.

When the young man heard this, he frowned slightly, his face was also a little displeased, he had always been gentle and elegant, and he had always been not easy to get angry, but at this time, his face sank, and he said angrily: "You little friend, why are you so unreasonable? ”

"I said it all, just to save people, if you don't get out of the way, don't blame me for being unkind to you."

After finishing speaking, he took a step forward and looked directly at Zheng Yun.

Zheng Yun Muran reacted quickly, and was immediately laughed at: "Hehe! You're not kind to me? ”

After a pause, he nodded, and said disdainfully: "Little Yin Thing, fortunately cultivated to the power of a blue-level ghost, dare to speak out against me?" If it weren't for the fact that you were saving people, you thought you would still be here to talk to me? ”

The young man was a little stunned, smiled, and said tepidly: "It turned out to be a person from the Daomen, Xiaoyou, seeing that you are young, depending on the mana, I can't get too much, and I can't argue with it, delaying the treatment of the people behind me, it's better to give way first, let me carry him down the mountain to find someone for treatment, we, he will find a place to fight again in the future, what do you think?" ”

"You've got a lot to say." Zheng Yun rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "The old man behind you, his face is tired and his muscles are relaxed, he has no sense of autonomy, he is just a moderate coma caused by lack of sleep and overwork; And you have been carrying him on your back, and you have already let his yin qi enter his body, and if he doesn't put it down, there will really be no one to save him. ”

When the young man heard this, he was suspicious, turned his head to look at the old man, and saw that the old man's face was pale, and his heart was suddenly shocked, he squatted down, quickly put it carefully on the ground, and then looked up at Zheng Yun and said, "Thank you for reminding me, it's just ......." ”

Speaking of this, there was a trace of embarrassment on his face, and he continued: "It's just that if you don't carry him down the mountain for treatment and let him fall unconscious on the mountain, wouldn't it be a worry for your life?" ”

Zheng Yun thought for a moment, nodded and said, "You go away first, let me check it." ”

"Okay." When the young man heard this, he immediately stood up, took a few steps back and stood aside, looking at Zheng Yun without saying a word, but his face was a little anxious.

Zheng Yun ignored the young man, took a few steps forward, squatted down, and carefully examined it.

After a while, Zheng Yun got up angrily, pointed at the young man with one hand, and said angrily: "You little white face, it's not enough to harm women in life, but you also want to harm men after death, even the old man won't let go?" ”

The young man was stunned, looking at Zheng Yun dumbfounded, he was confused by the scolding, some of the second monks were confused, and after reacting, a handsome face was twitched with anger.

He said angrily: "In Xia Huang Shimu, he has never changed his name or surname, except for my wife, he has never looked at other women, let alone men?" How can you insult me like this? ”

Zheng Yun looked disdainful and sneered: "You don't give me a lot of nonsense, look at your little white face, let me believe that you have not harmed women in your life, I would rather believe that sows can go up trees." ”

"This old man was originally in good health, free from illness and disaster, but you entangled him day and night, making him yin qi enter his body and become haggard day by day, so that he will be unconscious."

Speaking of this, Zheng Yun glared at him and asked: "Looking at your anxious appearance, he must have no grievances with you, since he is not seeking revenge, then why are you pestering him?" ”

“……?”

When Huang Shimu heard this, he was a little speechless, and looked down at the old man lying on the ground quietly, a little distracted, a little sad, and a little painful.

Zheng Yun looked at Huang Shimu's expression, and suddenly became even more angry in his heart, and said angrily: "I'm bah! What about Huang Shimu? is obviously a Huang Shiren, he already has a wife at home, and he still has to be taboo for men and women, young and old? Are you still going to be shameless? ”

When Huang Shimu heard this, he suddenly came back to his senses, and was so angry by Zheng Yun's words that he seemed to want to vent, and scolded angrily: "You fart!" ”

“……?”

Zheng Yun was stunned, he didn't expect Huang Shimu to scold himself for farting? Immediately scolded back: "You just fart!" ”

Is he a willing sufferer? has been bullied by Zhang Jinxuan before, but it is just because of the idea that good men don't fight with women, so I don't want to meet her in general.

Besides, the exercises and Taoism he practiced all needed to be calm and calm in order to get twice the result with half the effort, but at this time, he was still scolded by Huang Shimu's anger.

"You! You! You fart ....... Huang Shimu also looked angry, pointed at Zheng Yun with one hand, and was angry for a long time before he scolded.

"You're just farting ......." Zheng Yun immediately scolded back.

"You fart!"

"You're a fart!"

……。

All of a sudden, on the trail in the back mountain, a young man and a young man, a person and a ghost, with a red face and a thick neck, scolded each other for farting, and really scolded that the sky was dark, and the sun and moon were ...... without light.