Volume 1 Chapter 58
Ye Du trotted all the way to the old place agreed with Zheng Yun, under one of the largest longan trees in the back mountain, at this time, Zheng Yun was leaning against the longan tree and had been waiting for him for a long time.
Seeing Ye Du coming, Zheng Yun smiled and quipped: "Wow! This pig's head is so big, how much is a pound? ”
"Get out." Ye Du scolded angrily and asked rhetorically: "I asked for leave not to go to class, did you also ask for leave?" ”
Zheng Yun ignored Ye Du's rhetorical question, laughed, and said in surprise as if he had discovered a new continent: "Hey, the pig's ears are quite tender, why don't you give me a pair?" ”
Ye Du glared angrily and said impatiently: "It's endless, isn't it?" Aren't you ready to go to school? ”
"Huh!" Zheng Yun sneered, restrained his smile, and feigned anger: "Nonsense, do you think I still want to go to school?" Hurry up, tell me what's going on? ”
Ye Du's heart warmed, knowing Zheng Yun's temper, he didn't want to tell the truth, so he had to say helplessly: "As for it?" I said it was okay, but I fell, and it will be fine in two days. ”
Zheng Yun stopped talking, his eyes stared straight at Ye Du, knowing that he was not telling the truth.
If he just fell and turned himself into a pig's head, then he wouldn't believe it if he was killed, maybe he just didn't want to affect himself.
Ye Du shook his head helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "You go to school first, and I'll tell you when I come back, I'm going to be late soon, and I should be too late to run from the path." ”
Zheng Yun's face turned straight, stared at Ye Du and sneered: "If you don't say it, do you think I will go to school?" ”
Ye Du's face was hesitant, but his heart was full of emotion, and he said helplessly: "Okay, then you promise me first, don't be too impulsive after listening, I'm still an injured person, I can't stand your toss." ”
"Okay!" Zheng Yun nodded, and said in a deep voice, "Is it Ma Qianli and the five of them?" ”
Ye Du shook his head, looking depressed: "No, alas! It's all tears when you say it...... it. ”
Zheng Yun rolled his eyes, knowing that Ye Du was going to be nonsense again, and said angrily: "Get out!" Where did you get so many tears to hang my appetite, right? ”
After speaking, quickly stand up straight and take a step forward.
Ye Du was taken aback, smiled and took a few steps back: "Don't!" Other! Other! I said, I said, huh! ”
The corners of Zheng Yun's mouth twitched, and he leaned back against the tree speechlessly, clasped his hands in front of his chest, and looked at Ye Du angrily.
Ye Du couldn't help but smile and said: "Here's the thing, last night, that Li Mingtang in your class, he was at the gate of the campus, openly teasing my classmate Fu Haixin, at that time, I was really angry, so I fought with him." ”
When Zheng Yun heard this, he didn't speak, but looked straight at Ye Du with a playful look: Li Mingtang will tease Fu Haixin? Blind set,! I believe you're a ghost!
Ye Du couldn't help but smile and continued: "You don't know, Li Mingtang's little white face is really too insidious, he saw that he couldn't beat me, and he actually used a monkey to steal peaches, at that time, it scared me, and I retreated several steps before dodging it." ”
"I was angry for a while, and gave him a broken grandson foot on the spot, who knows, he blocked it, as a result, the second goods gave me a flirtatious leg, tripped me to the ground on the spot, and quickly pounced on me, shouting, "Broken son and grandson fist," leaned, scared I immediately used the fork dragon grip ....... ”
Ye Du said with his eyebrows fluttering, and when he talked about the excitement, he even made a gesture with his hands and feet, like a monkey.
"Shut up!" Zheng Yun couldn't help yelling, and said with a smile: "Hehe! Monkey stealing peaches? Flirting with legs? Cut off the son and grandson? It's all on your head, huh? ”
By the way, there is also your forked dragon gripper and severed offspring feet, probably accidentally, you greeted your head, right? You, can you be more outrageous? ”
Ye Du touched his head awkwardly and said, "Hehe! The Chinese grades were not good, and the sentence formation was wrong, which was to blame Xie Mengxing for not teaching well. ”
"Get out, if you don't study well, it's my homeroom teacher to blame, I've never seen you like this." Zheng Yun said angrily.
"Hehe, isn't your homeroom teacher the Chinese teacher in my class? The same, the same. Ye Du said with a gg.
"Are you telling the truth? I warn you, it's only three times, it's the last chance. Zheng Yun said as he slowly walked towards Ye Du, gesturing with his hands crossed together.
Ye Du was so frightened that he immediately retreated and said with a smile: "Stop!" Stop! Stop! I said, I said, this time I must be honest. ”
Zheng Yunpi didn't smile, he hugged his chest again, looked at Ye Du coldly, and didn't speak.
Ye Du softened his smile and said: "That's the case, after the first night of self-study last night, I finished all my homework, and I felt a little bored at the time, so I asked the teacher for leave to go home first, and then ......." ”
"And then it fell into the stinking gutter, didn't you?" Zheng Yun said with a sneer, and was about to walk towards Ye Du as he spoke.
Ye Du was frightened and immediately retreated, shouting: "Stop, what are you going to do, I warn you!" I'm still an injured person, you listen to me first, anyway, it's too late for you to read in the morning, it's better to listen to me patiently. ”
Zheng Yun rolled his eyes speechlessly and said, "Hurry up, don't ink like a girl." ”
"Huh!" Ye Du laughed and didn't refute, and continued: "Actually, I had itchy hands last night, and I didn't go to the second night of self-study, so I went to play billiards." ”
Speaking of this, Ye Du glanced at Zheng Yun with some embarrassment, and then he continued: "At that time, there were five people in the billiards shop, four of them were playing in twos and twos, and one person was watching from the side, and the person saw me enter the billiards shop, so he asked me if I wanted to have two plates, and my hands were itching at the time, so I naturally agreed to play with him." ”
"After playing two sets, I realized that the man's skills were very bad, and I won several balls against him in two sets, and I felt that his skills were too bad and that he was not interesting, so I said I wouldn't play, and laughed at him at the time, saying that his skills were so bad and he liked to come out to find someone to play billiards, and he was not afraid of being embarrassed."
After Ye Du finished speaking, his face looked a little disdainful, and he was even more proud.
Zheng Yun was indifferent, not surprised or surprised, and said sarcastically: "Looking at your appearance, I can guess how carried away you were at that time, forgetting that I told you before not to get too carried away?" ”
Speaking of this, he sighed and said, "Alas! And then? ”
Ye Du scratched his head, looked embarrassed, and said: "Later, when I was about to leave, another thin and tall man stopped me and asked me if I wanted to play a few games with him. ”
Zheng Yun said in a flat voice: "Lost, right?" ”
Ye Du nodded, a little annoyed: "Hmm! Lost, that guy's skills are really not ordinarily good, I lost five games in a row, I felt that I couldn't beat him, I said at the time that I wouldn't play, and then I ran to pay the bill, after all, I lost, and it was normal to pay. ”
Zheng Yun nodded in understanding, looked at Ye Du indifferently, and motioned for him to continue.
Ye Du continued: "Who knows, when I paid the money and was about to go back, he stopped me. At this, his face looked extremely annoyed.
Zheng Yun asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" ”
"He said that the money for the billiard table was paid, and the money lost has not been paid." Ye Du said angrily.
"What money to lose? Are you gambling? Zheng Yun asked again with a puzzled face.
After Ye Du glanced at Zheng Yun, he said angrily: "What kind of bet?" Where is there gambling? I was also dumbfounded at the time, I just played five games with him and didn't gamble with him, how could I lose money? As a result, he took out a sign next to him and said that it was all written on it. ”
"What was written?" Zheng Yun asked curiously.
It reads, "Win me a game for 100 bucks, lose me a game for 50 bucks." "When I saw the words on it, I was stunned." Ye Du replied dejectedly.
"Didn't you see that before?" Zheng Yun asked strangely.
"I didn't see it, and I asked him, why didn't you say it before? He said that the brand has been put aside, you don't see it's your business, if you lose, you quickly give money, before winning two games and then losing five sets, to give him fifty yuan, I said at the time, I grass, you are blackmailing. ”
Ye Du said with some annoyance, and his face looked even more angry.
Zheng Yun looked at Ye Du speechlessly, and said angrily: "The last sentence caused trouble, right?" And then? ”
Ye Du glanced at Zheng Yun with some embarrassment, nodded and said, "Hmm! It was because of that sentence that I was beaten, and then the other four people surrounded me at the same time, and without saying a word, I was hit in the stomach a few times. ”
"One of the fat men, holding a wine bottle in his hand, said that I can't see with long eyes and a top of my head? It hit me right on the head, so I had a hole in my head. ”
In the end, Ye Du sighed: "Alas! They even told me that I had to send the lost money to the store today, or I would see and fight once. ”