Ling Yi looked at the three daughters' expectant looks, and almost didn't laugh out loud.

He cleared his throat and said, "Anyway, in a small town in Italy, there is a very rich man. This rich man has no sons, only a pearl in his palm, named Alibai. This Alibeth has been influenced by Christianity since she was a child, so she has always believed that Christianity is the most perfect faith. ”

Mu Yuxi whispered: "When I heard this, I really wanted to criticize the rhythm of the church. ”

Quan Xuewei also whispered: "Yes, or else they are world masterpieces." It's definitely deep. ”

Ling Yi forced a smile and continued: "When this Ali Bai grows to 14, she is already very moving. She felt that she had grown up and could leave all shackles behind and find true Christian teaching. She had heard of a well-known monk in the desert, so she went without telling her family. ”

After many hardships along the way, she finally found the holy monk in the desert. When the monk saw a beautiful little girl in the desert, he was amazed and asked her what she was here for. Alibeth replied that she had been inspired by God to take refuge and to seek advice from a monk on how to serve God. ”

"When the monk saw that she was young and pretty, and above all of all, that he was stupid, and that he was afraid that he would be tempted by the devil if he took her in, he praised her with kind words, and then brought out some wild herbs and water for her to eat and drink, and when she had eaten and drunk enough, he sent her on her way in search of a new monk."

When Alibeth found the second monk, the second monk, like the first, sent her away. Then Alibeth met a young, kind, and devout monk named Rusdick. ”

Ali Bai repeated her intentions from beginning to end. Rusdick was young and vigorous, and wanted to test if he could withstand the temptation, so he left Alie behind. ”

"It was only in the evening that the young monk realized that he had overestimated his self-control, and that after several struggles of thought, his holy thoughts were all forgotten, and he thought only of his youthful beauty, and he thought in his heart what means he should use to satisfy himself, so as not to make him think that he was an immodest man."

When she said this, Mu Yuxi frowned slightly, "Wait, why am I listening to it, it's getting more and more wrong?" Ling Yi, are you sure you're talking about world classics? ”

Ling Yi assured: "Of course. Do you want to continue listening? Don't interrupt if you want to listen! ”

Mu Yuxi could only say: "Okay, okay, you continue." ”

Rusdick asked Alibeth a few words first, and made sure that she had never done anything with a man, so he knew that his plan could be carried out. He told Alibeth that the devil was God's nemesis, and then told him that if he wanted to serve God, he had to deal with the devil and put him in hell. ”

Alibeth asked, "How can we put the devil in hell?" Rusdick stripped himself naked, pointed to something straight and straight, and said, This is the devil. Alibeth looked at it strangely and asked, "Why don't I have this thing?" Rusdik said, "I have a devil in me, and you have a hell in you, and only by sending my devil into your hell will I be freed from the devil's torment, and hell will be calmed, and you will do a merit for God—"

"Ahhh Mu Yuxi jumped up, "Ling Yi! This guy is making a dirty joke again! ”

Her skirt had been torn, and when she jumped up, her body was uncovered, and her perfect body was completely gone.

Qin Zi couldn't help but exclaim: "Yuxi, your figure is so good." ”

Mu Yuxi's face turned red suddenly, and he hurriedly sat down and hugged Ling Yi's arm, and whispered angrily: "Ling Yi, you big villain, what kind of devil are you talking about, it clearly means ......"

Qin Zi asked curiously, "What did you say?" Do you know this story? ”

Mu Yuxi blushed and said, "I, of course I don't know, but I know that a dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth!" ”

Quan Xuewei said: "I'm really getting more and more curious, brother, hurry up and continue to talk!" Don't mess around. ”

Ling Yi said with a smile: "After listening to Rusdick's words, Ali Bai said happily, I am here to serve God, since I can put the demon in hell, then let's do it quickly." ”

So Rusdick put Alibeth on the bed and taught her to spread her legs so that she could send her devil in. Alibai's hell had never been about the devil, so it would hurt a lot the first time, so Alibai shouted: This devil is really evil! He was so brutal even when he was beaten back to hell! We've got to deal with him! ”

So, in order to subdue this ferocious devil, they repeatedly sent the devil to hell six times before they rested exhausted. For the next few days, the devil was still angry and arrogant, and Alibeth tried her best to contain it in hell. ”

Over time, this kind of thing that sends the devil to hell becomes very interesting. In this way, another ten days and half a month passed, and Ali had to send the devil to hell every day, but Rusdick was an ascetic, and he only ate a little wild vegetables every day, how could his body bear it? The devil is not arrogant day by day. ”

So Rusdik said to Alibeth, "Hell is too strong, and the devil will not dare to be arrogant anymore, and when he can be arrogant again, we will put him in hell." But Alibeth was anxious, she said Rusdick, your devil may have been punished, but my hell will not let me go, you used to call my hell to help you subdue the fierce devil, now you should also call your devil to save me from hell. ”

Hearing this, Qin Zi and the three daughters had already thoroughly understood that Ling Yi was really racing cars, and it was still a train!

Such a critical world masterpiece, the matter of popping, popping, and popping between men and women was told so soberly and decently by this guy Ling Yi with a serious face!

"Ling Yi! You ......" Qin Zi felt her whole body heat up, even without Ling Yi's stove, she could dissipate heat herself.

Ling Yi said with a serious face: "Don't worry, the story is not over yet." This Alibai has been missing for so long, her father is in a hurry, and she hiccups directly, so Alibai has become the only heir to a huge fortune, and all the men in the city are looking for Alibai, because as long as you find Alibai and marry Alibai, you can become a rich man. ”

A man named Naibar finally found Alibeth and forcibly took her home, and Alibel cried and said, what if you can't put the devil in hell again? Some of the local women asked her how she had put the devil in hell before. So Alibeth described what she had done with Rusdick, and everyone laughed and said don't worry, child, every man will do this kind of thing, and you can put the devil in hell in the future! ”

"This story tells us that the church is rotten." Ling Yi concluded solemnly.

(End of chapter)