Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Jade Emperor Named Me the Emperor of Xudu (Ask for Collection!)
Buddha Rulai: "Jade Emperor, you will lose your temper over this little thing, Anla, Anla!"
Jade Emperor: "Buddha, you don't come out to take care of it, anyway, you are also the administrator of the Red Envelope Group of the Ten Thousand Worlds!
Sun Wukong: "I'm grass, Jade Emperor, it's okay if you don't have anything to do with me, I'm not your subordinate!/White eyes!"
Buddha Rulai: "Wukong, don't be rude!"
Zhu Bajie: "Jade Emperor, Buddha, why are you two big guys in the mood to come to the water group again! Shouldn't you take care of all opportunities every day?/Doubt/Doubt/Doubt/Doubt"
Jade Emperor: "How can there be so many opportunities for the day, Zhu Bajie, you don't talk nonsense here!"
Sun Wukong: "I'm grass, Jade Emperor, don't think that you can bully our second child if you're stupid, Jade Emperor, you finally came out to bubble up, are you going to send us a big red envelope!/Raise your eyebrows!"
Jade Emperor: "I knew you didn't press P with a mouth, but you really guessed right, we are really going to send a big red envelope when we come out this time!"
Sun Wukong: "I'll go, is it really fake? Jade Emperor, this is not in line with your style, haven't you always been unstoppable, every time you grab a red envelope, you don't send it, and you use your identity to bully us,"
Zhu Bajie: "Yes, Senior Brother, could it be that the Jade Emperor's number was stolen?" ”
Zhu Bajie: "@天庭黑客, did you steal the Jade Emperor's number!"
Heavenly Court hacker: "I grass, old pig, Lao Tzu is wronged! I usually dare to steal your number, give me 10,000 guts and I don't dare to steal the Jade Emperor's number!"
Zhu Bajie: "I'm grass, you bastard, I said that I often have fewer treasures in my account, and the feeling is that you bastard stole it for me! /Kitchen knife/kitchen knife/kitchen knife"
Heavenly Court Hacker: "Old Pig, do you think it is possible for something that was swallowed into the stomach by my hacker to spit out?"
Zhu Bajie: "If you don't spit it out for Lao Tzu, believe it or not, I'll spit it out you!/Fist!"
Heavenly Court Hacker: "Old pig, you have to think about it, are you going to break the fortune or let me confess the secrets in your account, I saw you on the edge of a lake, cough cough...... You know!"
Zhu Bajie: "Haha, hacker, our brothers have been in love for so many years, this treasure will be treated as an old brother to invite you to drink, take it, take it!/Wave your hand"
Cao **** guest, what secret do you have in Bajie!
Six Fairies: "That's it, hacker, what did you just say about the little lake?
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Heavenly Court Hacker: "Hehe...... Old pig, I suddenly changed my mind, if you give me a big red envelope, maybe I will consider thinking about suddenly getting amnesia or something, or I will become very good in memory, and my mouth is not strict, / proud!"
Zhu Bajie: "I'm grass, hackers will be struck by lightning like this, I'll tell you!/Lightning"
Heavenly Court Hacker: "Old pig, I'm sorry, I just repaired broadband for Lei Gongdian yesterday, so I won't be struck by lightning recently/haha!"
Zhu Bajie: "I'm grass!"
System prompt: Zhu Bajie sent a directional red envelope to the Heavenly Court hacker.
System prompt: The Heavenly Court hacker has received Zhu Bajie's red envelope.
Wu Gang: "@天庭黑客, hacker, I'll send you a bigger red envelope, can you tell me the secret of Zhu Bajie?"
Zhu Bajie: "I'm grass, Wu Gang, you bastard has nothing to do to join in the fun, believe it or not, I let my monkey brother beat you to death with a stick!/Stick"
Wu Gang: "Dead pig, Lao Tzu talks to hackers and cares about your business! Eat radish first and worry about it!"
Heavenly Court hacker: "Wu Gang, I'm sorry, although my hacker will steal other people's numbers when I'm fine, but I'm still a trustworthy person, and I won't betray the old pig!"
Zhu Bajie: "/ Tears, brother won't say anything, please drink another day!"
Heavenly Court Hacker: "That's a good feeling! It's such a happy decision!/Beer/Cheers!"
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"I'm grass! Pig brains are pig brains, always so stupid to be sold by others and help others count money, these eight precepts are really enough!" Su Ziwen looked at the chat history and muttered.
"Master, you have to be considerate and considerate of Zhu Bajie, after all, he was born in the wrong place!" said the Heavenly Maiden.
Jade Emperor: "Okay, don't make any noise, I'm going to announce a big event next!"
Growth Heavenly King: "Big thing? Is the Jade Emperor going to give us a salary increase!/Excited!"
Nandou Xingjun: "My mother, the hard days have finally come to an end, and the salary has finally increased!/Crying"
God of Wealth: "Raise a p, Heavenly Court's funds have always been very tight, you still want to raise your salary, dream of it!/Despise!"
"I'm obedient, all these immortals in this heavenly court are old drivers! It's completely different from what I imagined! Terrifying!" Su Ziwen muttered as he looked at the phone screen.
"Master, that's interesting!" said the Celestial Maiden.
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The Jade Emperor: "Raise your salary, right! God of Wealth, each of these two people will lower my salary by one level! All day long clamoring for a salary increase, a salary increase, I think you guys think the salary is too high, otherwise where will the strength come from here to make a noise!"
Growth Heavenly King: "Jade Emperor, I was wrong, don't give me a salary cut!/ Kneel and beg!"
Nandou Xingjun: "Jade Emperor, I'm also wrong/Kneel and beg!"
Sun Wukong: "You two cowards, aren't you just reducing your salary! You should call on all the immortals of the Heavenly Court to come to this immortal parade, I dare to guarantee that the Jade Emperor will definitely give you a salary increase!"
Jade Emperor: "Demon Monkey, don't coax me here, believe it or not, I'll ban you!"
Sun Wukong: "I'm grass, you're the leader of the group, you're a cow! I don't speak!/Shut up"
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"I'll go, did I add the wrong group, this is the group of immortals! This is simply the street village committee! I grass!" Su Ziwen looked at the screen and said.
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Buddha Rulai: "Okay, don't swipe the screen,"
System prompt: If the Buddha turns on the mute function.
Jade Emperor!"Now I announce a big event, this big event should have been announced in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but for some reasons it can only be announced in this red envelope group!"
Jade Emperor: "First of all, welcome our new member Xiao Jiu to join, and secondly, today the King of Yama applied with me to set up an underworld branch on the earth, and Xiao Jiu will serve as the Hades of the earth branch!
Jade Emperor: "So I announce: Feng Su Ziwen is the Emperor of Xudu! Everyone also knows that the Emperor of Xudu fell in order to protect the city of Xudu during the Great Tribulation of the Earth, so the birth of the new Emperor of Xudu can be regarded as a wish of the old Emperor Xudu!"
Jade Emperor: "However, this is also one of the reasons why I announced it in the group, Xiao Jiu, I'm really sorry, since you can't leave the earth yet, we can't crown you, but this Emperor Seal of Xudu still has to be given to you, but I have already sealed it, and you need to rely on your own strength to unseal it layer by layer!
System Prompt: You have received a directional red envelope from the Jade Emperor!
After Su Ziwen saw it, he clicked on the big word.
System prompt: Congratulations on receiving the Jade Emperor's red envelope, one of the Emperor's seals, which has been deposited into your account.