In other words, the video of me kicking and breaking the eucalyptus tree was reposted more than 10 million times on the Internet within five days! It is said that there are many Internet experts who have studied whether this video is synthetic, and it is said that the people who studied it are all frightened! Although the people who doubt it still occupy 99 percent, I don't believe me, I understand, after all, this is beyond the scope of human understanding! But there are still 1 percent of people who believe it, in fact, one percent is not too much, that is, more than 100,000 people, hehe...

But what I never expected was that before my brother became famous, someone actually gave me my address, and she was a female Taoist priest, and she was still a descendant of the Maoshan faction......

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ......bang'" There was a knock at the door, who would come to my house? I heard that the click rate is high, it is easy to become famous, it is difficult for reporters to come to my house for interviews. I immediately put my hand on my hair and sorted out my handsome image, the fox was going to get up and open the door, I stopped her "I'll open the door"

When I walked to the door, I imagined that there were groups of reporters outside who were rushing to ask me, and this kind of flattered sense of superiority used to be enjoyed only by watching others on TV, but I didn't expect that I could feel it for myself today!

As soon as the door opened, I was stunned, not shocked, but amazed! There was only one woman standing outside, a mature, cold, sexy woman all in one, and for a moment I felt like I was gone!

The important thing is that she is actually wearing a tight-fitting black trench coat, and her upper body is wrapped a little tightly, so the convex place is even more convex, not worse than Liu Yan's at all! I involuntarily spit out two words in my mouth: "Goddess." ”

She looked at me with some disdain and then asked coldly, "You are Guo Xiaoqiang?"

"Yes, I am Guo Xiaoqiang. I replied proudly.

"You're the one who kicked the eucalyptus tree on the Internet?"

Exactly me. I replied even more proudly, it seems that it is really a reporter, maybe it is still my fan! I am very surprised, sure enough, there will be a blessing in the future, I suddenly feel that God is really good to me! I didn't expect that there is such a punctual reporter, I can talk to her later, if I can ask a phone QQ or something, maybe there is a chance...... Ouch, the more I think about it, the more refreshing it becomes, and a somewhat obscene smile appears on my face.

She glanced at me with some disdain, and then asked lukewarmly, "Then can I enter your house?"

"Absolutely, very welcomely. Just waiting for your words, I immediately enthusiastically moved out of the way, and spread my hands very gentlemanly.

It's just that as soon as I closed the door, a pair of cold hands were pinched around my neck, and the strength was still very strong, why do you say that the strength is great? Because I am practicing sanda, I mentioned earlier, but I can't take the hand that is on my neck with both hands!

"What kind of monster are you?" her voice was cold. , I thought I met a goddess but I didn't expect to meet a killer, and it was a mentally ill killer, I desperately wanted to say something, but my neck was pinched too tightly by her! I couldn't say anything at all, I bet that if I kept this state for another twenty seconds, I would definitely die, why am I so miserable......

I pointed hard at her hand holding my neck, signaling her to let go of my hand before I could get back to her question! Fortunately, the killer was not too stupid, and slowly let go of his hand, I only felt that my brain was hard to breathe, and I squatted on the ground and coughed for at least thirty seconds, and then I slowly stood up, and the woman's hand reached towards my neck again, and I accidentally caught her way just now, and this time I won't be caught by her again! The body sank down and ran towards the house

"Fox, fox help!"

"What's the matter, Brother Qiang," the fox suddenly stood up on the couch.

"Someone is going to kill me. "I was very timid to hide behind the fox, according to the strength of the stinky woman just now, I am afraid that only the fox can resist her!

"Who dares to be so bold!" The fox is very atmospheric, every time it is like this, as long as it hears that I have something, this usually gentle fox will become terrifying.

"Me!" a crisp voice came in, and then the goddess-like demon walked into the living room, and at the same time a pair of cold eyes projected at me, but fortunately the fox blocked me!

The fox and her eyes met, and I could already feel a thick murderous aura.

No, the fox can kick the tree off with one kick, if the two of them really do it, my house will not be destroyed, this house is worth 20,000 square meters!

Seeing that the murderous aura in the eyes of the two of them was getting stronger and stronger, the fox actually emitted a faint light, and it seemed that the war was about to break out! For the sake of the rest of my life, I stood in front of the fox like a martyr: "Beauty, didn't I upload a video with you without grievances?

She replied with some disdain: "The two worlds of human and demon have long been drawn thousands of years ago, demons cannot enter the humane path, and people cannot enter the demon path..."

"Wait......" I interrupted, "I don't understand what you're talking about.

She looked at me with a sneer and snorted coldly: "You're still pretending garlic for me, where can a person have so much power to kick and break such a big eucalyptus tree, what kind of monster are you?"

Seeing that this person's tone is not small, he should have some ability, so I will first figure out her details: "Okay, I admit that I am a demon, since you are going to accept me today, tell me who you are, so that I can die blindly." The murderous aura on her face gradually faded a little, revealing a somewhat proud expression: "I am Ma Ling'er, the one hundred and eighteenth generation descendant of Maoshan Mountain!"

Is this filming TV, the Maoshan faction has made it all out for me: "Who are you Ma Xiaoling?" I don't know how I asked this sentence! She glanced at me thoughtfully: "Ma Xiaoling, you see that I have a date with a zombie and watch too much!"

I pretended to be very deep and sophisticated and sighed: "Actually, whether it is a person or a demon, people are divided into good and bad people, and goblins are also divided into good and bad demons, although I am a demon, I have never done anything harmful to people, so why do you need to kill them all! ”

"That's TV, don't mess with me, even if you haven't hurt anyone, have you ever thought about how much impact the video you posted on the Internet will have on the world?"

"What are you kidding, a video will have an impact on the whole world! Isn't it a bit naïve for you to find this excuse?"

"Okay, then let me ask you, are you posting this video on the Internet to become famous?"

"This, this... "I seem to think so, it seems that this witch may also be able to read minds!

"What will you do when you become famous? I'm afraid you'll do more things that humans can't understand to satisfy your slowly amplifying desires, right?" Then I heard her say with some confidence: "The two realms of shemales have been separated for thousands of years, and the world is now developing steadily, if you suddenly break this routine, it will inevitably not cause chaos in the world! Besides, with your goblin ability, how can it be dealt with by just a human being! If you have a demonic hair, I don't know how many people will die tragically!" Her grandmother's words are the first to say, I doubt that she is a lawyer!

How should I fight back against her? Thinking about the law of world development, she must have understood: "Haha, you don't dare to kill me." ”

Her sudden change of heart surprised her a little: "Why didn't I dare kill you?"

"That's not simple, I'm on the hukou, I have a name, a surname and an address, although you are a descendant of Maoshan, but after all, you are just a person, you should also know that killing people pays for your life, right? This world will not believe that there are monsters, if you tell the police like this, they will only treat you as a psychopath, it doesn't matter if I die unjustly, I'm afraid that if you are a chivalrous woman who follows me and is shot by the police.

Her face slowly became darker than the dark clouds in the sky, haha, see how you dismantle my moves?

"Okay, it's a big deal to die, my Ma Ling'er died for thousands of people in the world, and it can be regarded as a place to die. After saying that, he stared at me with those evil and murderous eyes, and then walked towards me step by step!

"Do you think that whoever you are can kill whoever the Maoshan faction wants?" the fox walked sideways from me to the front.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a vixen, you're here to kill me. ”

"My God, don't make trouble, little fox," judging from the force she used to choke my neck just now, she is definitely not an ordinary person, and it is said that this Maoshan faction's demon catching technique is first-class, and the fox can't be allowed to take this risk! If the fox has three long and two short, I won't be able to live this day! I pulled the fox next to me: "Good fox, go behind me, I'll solve this matter." ”

"Brother Qiang, he always wants to kill you, I'll kill her first. The fox looked very annoyed, and he wished he would tear Ma Ling'er off immediately!

"Good ha, don't make this kind of joke, we are civilized people, don't fight and kill at every turn. The fox looked at me with a flurry of unwillingness: "My little darling, obedient." Looking at my pleading eyes, the fox reluctantly walked behind me, no way, the fox is my little girl, everything listens to me.

"Just now she said she was a vixen, but it's actually that, that... You know. That Ma Ling'er glanced at me with some disgust, and the fierceness in her eyes became even heavier! Although she looked very angry, she couldn't feel the murderous aura in her eyes, I know this kind of woman too well, and the best way to deal with them is to be bitter.

"Ma Ling'er, we are all people in modern society, why is your concept still stuck in that stubborn era? Whether it is a person or a demon, at least now I am a person, and I am a normal person who has integrated into this world, if you have to find an inexplicable reason to kill me, you can kill me!"

Seeing that she didn't move, I continued: "Although I am a monster, I may have done more good deeds than some people, some people seem to be human on the surface, but their hearts are more evil than monsters, I have never done anything to be sorry for human beings, you are a descendant of Maoshan Mountain, and I am just a poor monster that everyone spurns, if you want to kill, kill me, I have a clear conscience." I said so sad and weeping that I wondered if I should go to the movies!

"Kill my poor youkai, anyway, I can only be spit on if I live," I said, closing my eyes.

I know she's not going to kill me、、、