Chapter 097: Hu Fatzi is famous now
Chapter 97: Hu Fatzi is famous now
"Ahem, ahemβ"
"Chu Chen, what are you doing here? Could it be that you really want to kill me? Fat Hu coughed a few times, and then suddenly got up and questioned Chu Chen.
"Don't worry! This elixir is really the same as what I said, not only will you not die but you will not hurt! Chu Chen said helplessly.
"The devil believes you! Just now, Ye Da Mei said that she would hurt me to death, do you think I will believe you and not Miss Ye? Hu Fatzi pointed and said: "Dead!" I'm really going to die this time! I haven't gotten married yet, I haven't had children yet, and my Hu family is going to die! β
Chu Chen was speechless, and just as he was about to say something, he saw that Hu Fatzi actually put his finger into his throat, apparently planning to cut his throat.
"Your sister, Hu Fatty, are you looking for death!" Chu Chen, who has always been very patient with Fat Hu, couldn't bear it anymore this time, so he ran over angrily and grabbed Fat Hu's hand fiercely.
"I'll tell you one last time, there is no problem with this elixir, it won't let you die or hurt!" Chu Chen said solemnly, and Hu Fatzi was obviously in a state of losing his mind at this time, as soon as he heard Chu Chen's words, he not only didn't believe it even more, but also scolded.
"Chu Chen, you liar! Do you think I'll believe that such a big bargain has fallen on my fat beard? You don't have to die and don't hurt, you can increase your strength, this is simply not in line with the conservation of energy, I am stupid to believe you! β
"Day! I really can't see you so stubborn! What do you think I have to lie to you! Chu Chen scolded: "Anyway, you'll know later, if I lie to you, you can scold casually, if you don't have anything to do at all, you give me a month to go to the martial arts hall, and they use it as a sandbag every day to warm up, dare you bet!" β
"Bet on it! If I really hurt, you'll have to give me money! 1,000,000 ...... No! 10 million! As he spoke, Hu Fatzi suddenly thought of the feeling of hurting the money, and he immediately denied the bet just now: "Forget it!" Brothers say that money is not good, so be it! If you lose, find me a girlfriend immediately, at least at the level of Li Yaoyao! β
"Nima, you really don't change!" Chu Chen scolded: "I already knew that I really fed you the kind of pill that Chen Feng and Cao Yi ate just now!" β
Ye Jingyan saw that Chu Chen was so angry, and she also laughed on the side.
"What are you laughing at, what nonsense you were talking about just now!" Chu Chen reproached: "I know what you're thinking, but there's no need to lie to Fat Hu, anyway, what should he do or what should he do?" Do you think that if Hu Fatzi refuses, I will listen to him? β
"Humph! I'm not lying! Ye Jing said stiffly.
"Chu Chen, listen, Ye Da Beauty said that she didn't deceive people! You're still hard-mouthed! Hu Fatzi immediately jumped up, but when he jumped, Hu Fatzi suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
"It's coming, it's coming! Chu Chen, you're still lying to me! It's all here! Hu Fatzi covered his stomach and said, "You shouldn't admit it now, right?" If you lose, hurry up and find me a girlfriend, I definitely don't want to suffer this pain in vain! β
"Let's go to the bathroom! Wait a minute, you'll know who's winning and who's losing! Chu Chen said speechlessly, and at this time, Fat Hu really couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly ran out of the karate gym.
"Do you want to go see Fat Hu!" Ye Jingyan asked with a smile.
"You're going to go!" Chu Chen rolled his eyes, and then said speechlessly: "I don't know who it was yesterday, and they didn't dare to let me go up the back mountain after the arrangement!" β
"Chu Chen, you're going to die! If you mention this later, I promise to turn my face with you! Ye Jingyan screamed, this incident was the most embarrassing thing she had since she was a child, and she really didn't want to think about the situation that day.
"Okay, good, if you don't say it, you won't say it!" Chu Chen said: "But you really don't make trouble in the future, I can put up with you for small things, but for big things like refining medicine yesterday, you'd better not mess around!" β
"Got it! I'm not stupid, you don't need to say it so many times! Ye Jingyan was impatient, and then suddenly a few students walked into the karate gym, and seeing their panicked looks, Chu Chen immediately frowned.
Ye Jingyan came to Yulong Middle School, which did bring a lot of uncertainties to the school, and now seeing the students so panicked, he immediately thought that a killer had attacked the school.
"What's going on, why are you so flustered!" Chu Chen stopped a few students and asked.
"Brother Chu, there is ...... There is a chemical attack! The student replied nervously.
I'll go!
No way!
Ye Jingyan, her uncle is not a bad pen! Dare to use a chemical attack in the school, hundreds of people will die in this instant, no matter how rich and powerful his Ye family is, he will have to be uprooted!
Stupid stupid! Looks like he's demented!
"Ye Jingyan, hurry up! I'll have to get you out of school! Chu Chen hurriedly beckoned, and Ye Jingyan also trotted to Chu Chen nervously as soon as she heard the chemical attack.
"Let's go! Wait a minute, don't worry about anything, when you encounter an attack, just run, and I will help you block all attacks! Chu Chen grabbed Ye Jingyan violently, and wanted to run after a word of advice.
And those students were stunned when they saw Chu Chen's move.
That's an exaggeration, isn't it?
How do you make it look like a cop movie?
"Brother Chu, Brother Chu, did you misunderstand something?" A more discerning student hurriedly shouted.
"Misunderstanding? Isn't there a chemical attack out there? Be careful, too, and find a place to hide! Chu Chen admonished, then thought about it and said, "If someone asks if you know where Ye Jingyan is, you all say you don't know!" If you say you know, you're likely to be taken hostage and led the way, you know? β
"Uh...... Know! But Brother Chu, who are you talking about? Why are we being held hostage? The student asked.
"Didn't someone break into the school?" Chu Chen asked.
"No! No one has made it to the school! Brother Chu, you really misunderstood! The student explained anxiously.
"Then you just said there was a chemical attack! What the hell is going on? Chu Chen frowned.
"It's not that damn fat guy yet! When he went to the toilet just now, the whole teaching building was full of Xiangwei, not only us, but also the teachers all ran out, which was even more exaggerated than the previous earthquake acting! The student complained, and said with palpitations: "To be honest, it's the first time I've smelled such a stink, that smell is really unforgettable, Brother Chu, you really don't want to go out, I'm afraid that you and Ye Meinu will vomit when you go out and smell it." β
"Yes! Many students have already vomited just now! At this time, the other students also began to scold.
"Damn! Don't say it, I vaguely saw some yellow gas floating in the air just now! β
"Gross! Don't be so disgusting, okay! And you can see the gas too? Stinky is really stinky, but can you not exaggerate it? β
"Alas, the school is estimated to be closed today, with this smell, who can bear to continue to stay in school!"
"I didn't know what was going on when I saw the dean just now, and I thought something was wrong with the chemistry lab, so I called the police as soon as possible!"
"So exaggerated? Hu Fatzi is dead this time! But this product is famous, I don't know if it will be on the hot search! β
"Hahaha, on the hot search? It's possible, no! I have to complain on the Internet, and there must be a lot of people who like me when I wait for the hot search! β
......
Hearing that the students were pulling and pulling to the hot search on Weibo, Chu Chen immediately rolled his eyes, while Ye Jingyan snickered on the side, and took out her mobile phone, probably going to complain about it.
Ten minutes later, more and more students from the karate gym poured in, and Chu Chen knew that Hu Fatzi's pull would definitely take an hour or two, so he had no choice but to call a few students to carry Chen Feng and Cao Yi to the lounge of the karate gym.
Those students were also quite strange and worried when they saw that Chen Feng and Cao Yi had been foaming at the mouth and twitching, but they didn't dare to disobey Chu Chen's order, so they had to bite the bullet.
"Whew-"
After sitting in the lounge for almost an hour, Chen Feng was the first to wake up, and seeing that he was able to remove the white cloth from his mouth, Chu Chen looked at him and smiled: "It's okay, right?" β
"Brother Chu, I almost died of pain, why are you okay!" Chen Feng said helplessly.
"Aren't you dead anyway? And you can't bear this pain, and you don't want to step into a higher level in the future. Chu Chen said with a smile.
"Maybe, what about Fat Hu!" Chen Feng asked suddenly.
"What, what are you looking for him?" Chu Chen asked.
"Of course there is, this fat man didn't know anything at that time! You want to stuff me with stinky socks! I had to beat him so hard this time that he fell to his knees and begged for mercy! Chen Feng gritted his teeth and said.
"Uh...... You can go out and find him, but after you get out, I guess you're not in the mood to beat him! Chu Chen said speechlessly.
And Ye Jingyan, who was playing with her mobile phone on the side, almost laughed out loud when she heard Chu Chen say this.
But she wanted to watch the play, so she couldn't help it.
"I don't believe it, no matter what he's doing, I have to beat him!" As soon as Chen Feng recovered, he ran out of the karate gym viciously.
But it didn't take long for him to come back with a grim face.
"What? I said you weren't in the mood to beat him, you didn't believe it! Chu Chen said with a smile.