Volume 1 Chapter 54 The Gala of Humans and Ghosts

When the three tomb robbers first saw Yan Yurong, they were startled on the spot, and after hearing his voice like a bell, they were almost so frightened that they peed their pants.

When the three of them were about to turn around and run away, they became bright again.

Hearing that this ghost was going to teach them how to rob the tomb, the three of them were stunned on the spot, their eyes flashing, and their hearts were full of doubts, and they whispered to each other.

"Really? Could it be that the patriarch appeared and came out to teach us? ”

"Yes! It's also amazing. ”

"It seems that he really wants to teach us, could it really be Master Zu?"

Yan Yurong seemed to be born with an impatience, and seeing that the three of them were hesitant, he suddenly felt impatient and said: "If you wait for the three of you to come over immediately, let the old man teach you how to touch gold, you are really ruining the glory of Captain Touching Jin." ”

When the three of them heard the sound again, their eyes suddenly glowed with gold, and they knelt down with excitement and shouted, "Thank you for the ancestor manifestation...... Thank you for your teachings ....... ”

Yan Yurong saw that the three of them were still acquainted, so he squatted down with satisfaction, waved his hand at the three of them, and motioned for the three of them to come over and listen to the lesson, so that he could teach them how to touch gold.

The three of them were no longer afraid, and immediately crawled over, respectfully raising their heads to listen to the lesson.

Yan Yurong nodded with satisfaction, his face was a little gentler, "You three little guys, where are you robbing a tomb, you are digging a grave at all, don't you even know the most basic formula for touching gold?" ”

The three of them looked at Yan Yurong with some embarrassment, and the old man dared to open his mouth a little and responded: "Master Zu, how can there be any mantra now!" I think that when there was turmoil, it had already been lost. ”

"What do you mean by that?" Yan Yurong asked with a puzzled expression, having already forgotten the purpose of his appearance.

The boss said respectfully: "When the devils invaded, most of the precious books were stolen by the devils, and when the turmoil occurred, all the books about feudal superstitions and the like were burned. ”

"Is that true?" Yan Yurong asked in surprise with an angry look on his face.

All three nodded yes.

Yan Yurong did not doubt him, and sighed: "Alas! It's no wonder that you dig around, come, the old man will teach you a unique golden formula, you have to listen to it. ”

"Yes!" The three of them looked happy and answered at the same time.

Seeing that the three of them nodded, Yan Yurong began to teach the three of them the ...... of touching the golden formula.

At this time, Zheng Yun was already stunned, and saw a ghost and three people below, one taught carefully, and the three listened carefully, and they gathered together, carefully discussing how to rob the tomb.

He expressed his frustration at Yan Yurong's behavior, and the anger in his stomach finally condensed into two words: "Lean!" ”

He patted his forehead speechlessly, and muttered in a low voice: "What's the situation......

was depressed, but when he heard Yan Yurong talk about his excitement, he laughed loudly: "Hahaha! Right! Right! Right! That's it, good! You're a good kid, and you have a good understanding. ”

"Uh-huh! That's right, that's how to ...... first, yes! You can teach! ”

"And then that...... Wait, wrong, wrong, you idiot, how can there be a man like you? That's right, yes! That's the ....... ”

Hearing Yan Yurong's words, a mouthful of old blood in Zheng Yun's chest was almost spit out in depression.

"Phew!" He snorted in annoyance, looked at Yan Yurong and the three tomb robbers hatefully, gritted his teeth and said, "How can this be reasonable, a garrison actually does a golden captain?" I still respect him just now. ”

"Grandma, a bear! Let you snakes and rats have a nest, I'm angry! The consequences are severe! I just cleaned up with people and ghosts. ”

After muttering, he raised his right hand, stretched out his middle finger, looked fixedly, and said hatefully: "Let me rather self-harm than clean you up, you are capable, if you can't satisfy me, then you will die." ”

After speaking, he bent down and picked up four stones, bit his middle finger fiercely, and then drew a talisman on the stone.

After drawing the talisman, he pinched the trick with both hands and recited the incantation: "The gods and demons of the four directions, listen to my orders, people's hearts are sinister, evil ghosts are in charge, draw the ground as a prison, punish the spirits, heart magic array, knot!" ”

At the exit of the word "knot", the four stones with carved talismans in his hand quickly floated up, rotating at high speed to form a circle.

Gradually...... The circle expanded into an invisible circle, covering the three people and one ghost below like a net of heaven and earth.

After arranging the formation, Zheng Yun found a stone to sit on, looked at the three of them and said with a smile: "Brothers, are you in good spirits, do you want to have a dance?" ”

When the three of them heard the sound, they looked up at Zheng Yun at the same time, Yan Yurong changed color on the spot, and muttered silently: It's over! I was originally going to scare them, but how did I turn out to be teaching them?

These three bastards are also terrible at touching gold and robbing tombs; I thought about teaching them on a whim, but I forgot that there was a great god behind me, and now I was really dead.

After the three tomb robbers saw Zheng Yun, they looked at each other at the same time, revealing inquiring eyes.

I've checked it all four weeks before, and it's clear that there's no one, where did this little ghost come from?

The boss looked fierce and asked loudly: "It turned out to be you little ghost, why are you here?" ”

The corners of Zheng Yun's mouth hooked, and he said with a smile: "Hehe! It's a nice day tonight, I'm here to see the ghost party! ”

After finishing speaking, no more ink, and immediately pinch the trick and recite the mantra.

"Disturbing the dust, confusing the travelers, the earth roars, the stars call, the Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law! Rise! ”

Yan Yurong saw Zheng Yun reciting a spell, he was startled on the spot, and secretly said "not good", turned around and wanted to run away immediately, but it was ......already too late.

Before the three tomb robbers could react to what was going on, they heard a "rise", and the surrounding scenery immediately changed.

The three of them were all shaking their heads groggily at this time.

Suddenly.

Yan Yurong and the three tomb robbers opened their eyes at the same time, and their eyes became extremely excited.

In the eyes of the three of them, there was a dim neon flash, as if they were on the stage, and the deafening sound filled their restless hearts, seeking excitement and satisfaction.

Looking at each other, waist-length wavy long hair, slender figure, light makeup, cherry lips a little red, stepping on high heels, swaying and flying lightly.

A faint voice spread, clear but not abrupt, with a little unknown softness, mixed with chaotic singing and dancing, a piece of drunken gold fans wandering into the shape of a wreck.

In Yan Yurong's eyes, there was a song and dance party, as if at the celebration banquet when he returned from the victory, and the three dancing girls who were swaying their bodies scratched their heads and made a face of flattery.

Before you say anything, you are ashamed, and you want to welcome and refuse.

seems to be teasing and flirting, seducing the deepest lust in Yan Yurong's heart.

I saw the second child, who was 1.62 meters tall and weighed 18 yuan.

His smiling face, like a Maitreya Buddha, smiled brightly in the spring, and the fat on his face flew sideways, pressing his eyes tightly and making them squint into a line.

At this time, he was trotting after the third child, waving his hands, spinning with the Indian dance.

His pig-shaped mouth showed a mouthful of jagged teeth, and he sang with saliva overflowing.

"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose ...... ahead."

The third child, with a long face and small ears, a wide nose and a square mouth, a sloppy beard, lined with a black King Kong-style smiling face, has the posture of looking back and smiling at all beings.

While spinning ballet-like dance steps, running backwards with small steps, waving orchid fingers, and continuing to sing with a smile on his face.

"Honey, you fly with me, through the flowers to see the ...... of the stream."

The boss hugged Yan Yurong, like two bears in heat hugging tightly.

A gentle face, a drunken face, like a lover who has been reunited for a long time, immersed in indescribable joy, singing softly.

"Honey, you open your mouth, and the tongue in your mouth will intoxicate you......."

The boss sang softly and kissed Yan Yurong affectionately.

Yan Yurong also hugged the boss and laughed proudly.

"Wahaha...... there is wine today and drunk today, my little beauty, come! Come! Come! Kiss! Governess...... Hemp! ”

Zheng Yun sat on the stone and watched the five big and three thick guys below dancing and singing.

I was already laughing, my whole body trembled, my hands were covering my stomach, and my face was red when I laughed.

He almost tumbled off the stone, so frightened that he immediately climbed off the stone, sat on the ground and laughed, and almost rolled on the ground.

"Wowhaha...... I can't stand it anymore! …… The boss is so talented that he can even change the lyrics! ”

"Haha......, I'll go! I even kissed it, hey, hey, hey! Not suitable for children! Don't kiss me in front of me! ”

"Wowhaha...... No more! No more! I'm dying of laughter...... ”

Zheng Yun smiled and bent over and laughed backwards, but he really laughed until his stomach hurt, so he turned around and no longer looked at the dancing and singing of the three people and one ghost.