Chapter 494: Pleading
Dinner was a rare luxury, and the whole army of the Wuhua Army not only ate the long-lost steamed buns, but also distributed several pieces of beef jerky to each person.
Because of the children in the miscellaneous courtyard, Chi Jing and Yu Bottle and others did not have great joy even in the face of these dozens of cars of heavenly wealth. However, Wan Sheng is different, he has never seen these children, and naturally he can't have any sentimental emotions.
He ordered the Huotou Army to cook eighteen dishes and one soup for the generals.
Although he is not the head chef of the jade bottle, Ermao has been learning cooking skills with the jade bottle day and night for a while, and with Chi Jing's accidental guidance, almost all the eighteen dishes are in his hands, with color, flavor, and flavor.
Even Wan Sheng let go of his prejudice against them, the former Ba family captives, because the food he cooked was really delicious and delicious.
Simple braised pork stewed eggplant, braised pork is oily but not greasy, and at the same time can maintain the freshness of the eggplant. The eggplant absorbs the aroma of the meat, and the braised pork has a faint garlic aroma, which is undoubtedly a delicacy with rice.
Cut the rabbit meat into pieces, wash it, drain the water, put in an appropriate amount of oil, salt, white wine, sauce, ginger and garlic, and cut off the green onions. On high heat, clear the oil, and pour in the green onion after the oil is hot. The green onion fragrance permeates every drop of oil, and the marinated rabbit meat is poured in. The color is clear yellow and the taste is fragrant, and the meat is tender and replenishing.
This is fried rabbit meat with green onions.
There are also ordinary but exceptionally fresh salted cabbage sums made with the most ordinary ingredients, local chicken mixed with tea oil and red pepper, braised prawns in oil...
The sour and delicious Laotan sauerkraut bought in the town is taken out of a few plants, chopped with a large knife, and together with large pieces of soy beef, directly spread on the boiled clear soup noodles, and then sprinkled with chopped green onions.
The noodles are strong, the sauerkraut is crispy, and the noodle soup is clear, complementing each other, and the fragrance is wafting for hundreds of miles.
The sour bamboo shoot fish made Wan Sheng even more addicted.
Heat an iron pot and add oil. The grass carp weighing more than two catties was roughly wiped with salt first, marinated and flavored, then put it in hot oil and turned over and fried, fried until golden brown on both sides, then it can be taken out, and put it on a dish for later use.
Then slice the garlic and stir-fry it with sour bamboo shoots and chopped red pepper a few times, and then add half a bowl of water to the pot when the rich spicy and sour taste come out at the same time.
When the water is boiled, put the freshly fried fish in and simmer. The sour bamboo shoot soup soaked the fish flesh and even penetrated every bone spur of the fish...
Wan Sheng, who is as spicy as Chi Jing, ate half of it by himself!
…
If so, it's just right to say when you're half-drunk at the dinner table.
Wan Sheng raised his glass to Chi Jing, "Chi Jing, come, I'll toast you." ”
Chi Jing didn't twist either, gently touched the cup with him, and dried.
Speaking of which, she had also drunk with Seungjong before. At that time, she drank red wine, and Chengzong was still young, so she taught him to drink pineapple beer...
Memories flooded back, and she put down her glass and smiled wistfully.
Wan Sheng was encouraged by her laughter, and confided in the words that had been pent up in his heart for a long time: "Actually, this battle has been fought long enough. Pool net you... Is there a way to do it quickly? ”
Chi Jing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously shook his head.
How can there be shortcuts in war? It's not some island country that exterminates humanity and has no bottom line, using human bodies to do research and develop poison gas to wipe out all the living people in the enemy country, and then occupy the territory...
Slowly.
She narrowed her eyes, and soon understood what Wan Sheng was saying. "Young Master, what do you mean..."
"Yes!" Wan Sheng raised his head and drank a glass of wine, took a deep breath and said, "I don't want to delay any longer, and I don't want to care about the name of Renjun anymore!"
Chi Jing's eyes that were a little lit up because of the wine darkened, "Young Master, what do you want to do?" ”
"I know you have a way!" Wan Sheng poured her another glass of wine, and his tone was full of pleading.
"Make it clear." Pond net road.
"I want them to be destroyed! They are powerless! I know you can, Pool Net! We all know what you're capable of, and this battle has dragged on for too long..."Wan Sheng was anxious, thinking that she still didn't understand what he was trying to say.
"I know, I think this fight has been going on for too long." Chi Jing interrupted indifferently, "So what? ”
"So... So..."Wan Sheng gritted his teeth and looked down at the wine in the wine glass, "So, can you convince Xiaoyu to summon the snake and bite all the soldiers of their army to death!" ”
"Nope." Chi Jing refused without thinking.
There is only one reason, and there has always been only this one - Xiaoyu is unwilling.
"You..." Wan Sheng put the wine glass down heavily, simply ignored Chi Jing and turned straight to Xiao Yu and said, "Little Fish Girl..."
"No, you're going to kill a lot of big snakes, don't don't, don't..." The little fish was rarely out of the situation, and ran away in displeasure.
The last time she summoned the snake and rat battle, hundreds of snakes were hacked to death...
Later, my sister's young master also asked everyone to pick up all the snakes that were hacked to death, and ordered someone to make a snake soup banquet that night.
I called them to help, and they can't help when they die, but even when they die, they have to be boiled and eaten... The little fish covered her mouth sadly and whimpered and left.
"Chi Jing, you have other options, right?" Wan Sheng had no choice but to ask Chi Jing for help again.
It's not that he's incompetent, it's not that he's bad! If the two armies were fighting normally, he would have been familiar with military books for many years, and it would not be difficult for him to arrange troops! But the point is, is this a normal war?
He didn't learn these demon methods since he was a child! There is also that virtual pass, which is clearly aimed at Chi Jing! Thinking of this, he felt resentment in his heart again.
If it weren't for Chi Jing being here, if she hadn't offended Xutong and summoned a demon Dao like Xutong with miraculous abilities, would he have won this battle long ago?
The more I thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, "I don't care, within three days, you can figure out a way for me!" ”
With that, he drank the rest of the wine and brushed it away.
"Eat slowly." Everyone looked at each other, the atmosphere became so awkward, Chi Jing lost his appetite, and left the scene in a hurry.
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He ran to a nearby town and wrapped up a few spicy rabbit heads, carried a pot of fruit wine, and found Chi Jing on the edge of the cliff near the camp.
If you are upset, you can look at the moon, and you can find her if you find the best moon viewing spot.
Chi Jing smelled the fragrance of the rabbit's head, and said helplessly: "Senior brother, I have gained a lot of weight recently, can you let me lose weight quietly."
Glancing at the slender waist that was holding her, he handed over the rabbit head without saying a word.
It's hardest to resist the temptation of a spicy rabbit head.
Chi Jing reluctantly took it, skillfully broke open the upper and lower jaws of the rabbit's head, and ate the tender meat from the rabbit's face.
After eating the tender meat of rabbit face, she began to eat rabbit brain step by step.
She ate with relish, and Jiang Li also watched with relish.
He was not so fanatical and obsessed with eating and drinking. If you want to eat, you want to eat the best food, and sometimes you go to several places to buy what you like to eat.
In her words, humans are kings at the top of the food chain, and there is nothing that cannot be eaten!
Few of the girls like to eat animal heads, because they feel cruel and inhumane. Even eating fish heads is rare, not to mention duck heads and rabbit heads, which they think belong to men.
Women are weird. They accuse women of the same sex of not eating animal heads, but on the other hand, they think that it is natural for men to eat duck heads and rabbit heads, and that they are not so cruel.
It's just puzzling.
Net net is not the same. Jingjing lives very really, although she has a fairy-like face that does not touch the fireworks of the world, but she lives more freely than any woman.
She likes to eat, so she eats. If you don't like it, you don't eat it.
Very simple.
Jiang Li watched Chi Jing who sucked the rabbit brain under the moonlight with some fascination, and then chewed the rabbit eye, feeling that his life was really lucky.
Chi Jing ate with his mouth full of oil, but he didn't want to grab the wine pot with his greasy hands, and when he was so worried that he didn't know what to do, he seemed to have a sense of it, and took the initiative to pick up the pot and feed her fruit wine.
She took a big sip of wine with her hand, let the sweet and sour wine collide with the spicy rabbit head on the tip of her tongue, and sighed with satisfaction, even her voice was so satisfied that she cried: "It's delicious!"
It's so delicious that you cry, it's so delicious that you cry...
Most of the troubles and troubles caused by Wansheng dissipated in an instant.
She licked her lips and began to attack the next rabbit head.
There is no trouble that a spicy rabbit head can't solve, if there is, then another spicy rabbit head!
"Senior brother, do you know why people eat three meals a day?" She was less bored, and she was interested in small talk.
Senior brother is so rigid, he must not know why!
Unbeknownst to him, Jiang Li nodded indifferently.
"Oh, so what do you tell me for?" Chi Jing crossed his legs, his face full of words that he wanted to hear the story.
"Because according to the speed at which the food eaten by people is digested...", he left the road and looked at Chi Jing's instantly disappointed eyes, "Huh? ”
Did he say something wrong? The stomach empties in two to three hours, so after eating the right amount of food, it is common for a person to feel hungry again after two or three hours and eat again.
Could there be anything else hidden?
"No, no, no, it's not like that, you listen. Once upon a time, humans didn't eat three meals a day. Chi Jing stretched out a finger and shook it at him, and began to tell the allusions he had heard in his childhood about old people cheating children.
"Once upon a time, people didn't need to eat. One day, God thought that living like this was too boring and unmotivated, and demanded that all the staff rectify it. Humans entrust a flying insect to report to the heavens, and set the human habit of eating once every three days. ”
It doesn't make sense. Jiang Li was about to speak, but was glared at by Chi Jing and had to swallow his words back.
"Don't ask me why humans need a flying insect to help convey their opinions to the heavens, God was very boring at that time, there was nothing to play, and many settings were not understandable to ordinary people's brains!"
Chi Jing quickly blocked his words, gave him a blank look, paused and said, "Where did I go?"
"Brain." Will leave the road, while raising an eyebrow.
Net net... Drunk?
By the way, the fruit farmer who sold the wine also said that although this fruit wine is delicious, it has a bit of stamina...
"Yes, brains! Brains are a good thing! Chi Jing gritted his teeth and said, "But that insect doesn't have a brain!" ”
He knew she would continue.
It muttered "one meal in three days" and "one meal in three days" all the way, for fear that it would remember it wrongly, and finally came to God. And guess what? Chi Jing smashed his mouth, feeling a little dizzy.
"What's wrong?" Jiangli washed her fingers one by one with the water prepared in advance, and wet the handkerchief to help her wipe her mouth.
As a result, as soon as the insect was nervous, he opened his mouth and said, "Three meals a day"! Therefore, human beings have become the virtue they are now, running around and toiling for three meals a day... Haha..."
Will be speechless.
Later, the human race was furious when it learned about it, but the matter was already a foregone conclusion, so what could it do! They can't disobey the Heavens, but they have a way to make things difficult for the worm! ”
I will leave my heart with a bad premonition. Judging by what he knows about Jingjing, and the weight of the taste of Jingjing's storytelling every time, the way humans punish this bug must be very ingenious...
"That's right! That's right! Chi Jing couldn't help but laugh first, "The human punishment for that insect has no rice to eat, no, not only rice, it simply doesn't give it anything to eat, it can only eat rice Tiangong!" Hahahaha..."
Really! will leave the forehead, and I don't want to talk anymore.
"That's right, senior brother, you guessed it right again! That bug is the shell that rolls the dung ball all day long, haha... Isn't it hilarious? Chi Jing patted him on the shoulder vigorously and tilted his head into his arms.
“… I didn't guess. Jiang Li reluctantly picked her up and walked back to the barracks under the moonlight.
Just when he was about to arrive at the barracks, the person in his arms suddenly muttered something, which made Jiang Li straighten his back instantly.
"I'm so tired." I'm really tired, I want to win the battle, but I also want to keep the bottom line.
Isn't this both a bitch and a desire to set up a torii?
When is this kind of day a head?
"I'll always be there." Will leave gently authentic.
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Three days have passed, and Chi Jing still hasn't come up with any good solutions.
In other words, he still hasn't relented.
Wan Sheng hates that iron is not steel, but he can't do anything with her - after all, except for Chi Jing and Jiang Li, no one can deal with it. He had no choice but to ignore her, and he didn't even call her as usual to discuss important matters in the army.
Ji Jing smiled indifferently, and instead noticed that there had been no movement on the Xutong side for several days.
She had a gut feeling that she must be holding back her big move. "What did the spies say?"
"The spies reported that Xutong had been quiet these days, and he hadn't even been out of the camp door a few times." Why bother, he quickly remembered something again, "But that General Diao... The appearance is a little suspicious. ”
"How?" Chi Jing was puzzled.
"Our spies have also paid attention to that General Diao for a while in the past, and this surnamed Diao is not an idle corner at all. But in the past few days, he has often gotten into the tent of the void and not come out. "Why bother.
"Can you find out what they're doing in the tent?" Chi Jing frowned, and her intuition told her that things were definitely not that simple.
"I can't find out." There were dozens of guards around the tent who guarded the area day and night, and their spies couldn't get even a step closer.
"Let's go again!" Chi Jing had no choice but to command.
"Yes." Why bother to retreat.
"Don't give me any more snakes, insects, rats and ants." She is tired of being bored.
But it can also be more powerful than any snake, insect rat and ant.
Chi Jing was apprehensive.
Unexpectedly, just ten days later, events confirmed her guess.
Looking at the rows of Dongli soldiers who stood out in the Dongli army, which were obviously different from the others, she almost gritted a mouthful of silver teeth.
"Despicable!" I want to talk about "Chi Jing" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~