Zheng Yun, who was leisurely wandering all the way and singing loudly, suddenly stopped at this time.

His eyes were staring straight at the shore, motionless.

I saw a middle-aged man dressed in black, like an octopus, lying on the sea with his limbs in a large shape, floating with the ups and downs of the waves.

"Alas! I shouldn't have come, but I still came. Zheng Yun sighed speechlessly.

He had learned the previous lesson, this time he didn't run again, with an indifferent expression on his face, he simply sat on the beach, looking at the floating man thoughtfully.

After a while, the middle-aged man on the sea still did not move, just floated quietly on the sea, floating back and forth.

Zheng Yun, who has always been bold, was hooked and curious: It's strange, why hasn't there been any movement for so long? It can't be a dead man, right? Why am I afraid of a dead man?

Thinking to himself, out of curiosity, he ran to the shore, found a long branch, and slowly walked to the sea.

He stretched out the branch and gently touched the middle-aged man lying on the sea.

The middle-aged man on the sea only swayed back and forth slightly, and then stopped moving.

Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said to himself, "Why is there still no movement?" You're not trying to scare me, are you? I'm not scared. ”

After speaking, he stretched out the branch and lifted the middle-aged man on the sea hard, and the branch in his hand pushed hard, and the middle-aged man suddenly flipped over.

When the middle-aged man on the sea flipped over, Zheng Yun was startled on the spot.

I saw that a big man who was about to stand up, with a slightly chubby round face, pale and a little scary, was in a coma like drowning.

"Ahh Zheng Yun exclaimed, and said in disbelief: "Uncle? How can it be an uncle? ”

"Uncle! Uncle....... He tried to scream a few times, but the middle-aged man still didn't move, he suddenly became a little anxious, quickly ran into the sea, took the middle-aged man's hands, and dragged him to the shore.

After dragging the middle-aged man to the shore, he immediately pressed the middle-aged man's chest and started a first-aid .......

At this time, Zheng Yun was only thinking about saving people, and he had long forgotten that he was still in the formation.

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench in the courtyard, nodded with some relief when he saw this.

"Even if you stinky boy still have a little conscience, I thought you were afraid of danger, so you weren't ready to save people?"

Zheng Pinghe whispered, and then continued to look down, as he looked down, his bronzed face gradually became darker than ink.

I saw that Zheng Yun pressed the chest of the middle-aged man in the formation from time to time, and then did artificial respiration, and after several consecutive first aids, the middle-aged man coughed and really spit out the water.

He saw the middle-aged man spit out the water, checked it carefully, and found that he finally had a breath, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the beach tiredly, resting alone.

After a while.

Zheng Yun saw that the middle-aged man was still unconscious, so he turned him over, lay on his stomach on the stone, and then gently patted the middle-aged man's back and whispered, "Uncle! Wake up! What happened to you? Good point no ......? ”

After he continued to scream a few times, the middle-aged man still showed no signs of waking up, and Zheng Yun was a little overwhelmed.

Inadvertently, he skimmed the middle-aged man's thick buttocks, and suddenly, his eyes rolled around, and his face showed a wicked smile.

After looking around left and right, he slowly stretched out his right hand and slapped the middle-aged man's ass twice.

"Smack! Syllable! ”

Two crisp and loud voices sounded, Zheng Yun looked at the middle-aged man like a thief, and saw that he still didn't react, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately, he shook his palm, nodded with a wicked smile, and said, "Hmm! It feels good, no wonder my uncle likes to spank my ass so much. ”

Zheng Pinghe, who was on the stone bench, saw this, and his face was already a black line.

His black face, as if the whole world owed him five million, stared at Zheng Yun through gritted teeth.

"Good! You stinky boy! It turns out that this is the deepest secret you hide in your heart! I see how you will die later? Wait a minute! What is he doing? ”

Zheng Pinghe muttered to himself, and suddenly, he quickly stood up from the stone bench.

I saw that Zheng Yun still had a wicked smile on his face, and continued to say to himself: "Hehe! It feels really good, anyway, my uncle hasn't woken up yet, or has he? How many more attempts? ”

"Hmmm! He shouldn't know, hehe......! ”

After speaking, Zheng Yun stretched out his right hand again, wanting to pat it a few more times.

Zheng Pinghe was so frightened that he immediately recited the mantra, waved his right hand, and quickly withdrew the formation.

The egg hurts!

Zheng Pinghe's face was painful, he looked left and right, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, no one saw it, if you take two more shots, will Lao Tzu still have a face? Stinky boy, he is really bold and lawless.

When Zheng Yun shot hard, suddenly, the scenery in front of him changed, and he returned to the scene in the courtyard.

He slapped one hand into the air, slapped it to the ground, and immediately screamed in pain: "Oh, it hurts!" ”

"It hurts? Hehe! Feels good, right? Zheng Pinghe squinted his eyes with a black line, and asked with a smile.

"Hmmm! Not bad! Zheng Yun replied reflexively.

As soon as he finished answering, he immediately reacted, and looked back at Zheng Pinghe with a shocked face.

"Uncle, what does it mean that I said it feels good? Finished! Can he hear me? This time it's really dead. ”

"Stinky boy! It's quite hard! How many more would you like to visit? Zheng Pinghe said with a dark face, and then walked slowly towards Zheng Yun.

Zheng Yun was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted, he looked at Zheng Pinghe's black King Kong-like signature face before he went crazy, and was suddenly frightened and shouted: "Ah! Uncle! I don't dare! ”

While begging for mercy, he quickly moved his ass and crawled backwards.

Zheng Yun has been taught countless lessons, and he really knows it very well, as long as Zheng Pinghe shows such an expression, that is when his ass "blooms", how can he not be afraid.

Zheng Pinghe, who was angry, stepped forward quickly, shot as fast as thunder, as sharp as an eagle catching a chicken, grabbed Zheng Yun, and then, he half-squatted on the ground, pressed Zheng Yun on his left leg with his left hand, and waved his right palm at his buttocks.

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! ……。 ”

The crisp and loud crackling sound continued to sound in the yard.

Zheng Pinghe slapped his ass and shouted angrily: "Stinky boy, I make you feel good...... I make you want to come two more ......, I think you dare to be bold ......." ”

"Ahh Help me! Grandma, help! Uncle killed someone....... Zheng Yun's screams like killing pigs instantly resounded throughout the courtyard.

There was a rattle, the kitchen door was opened, and an old lady approaching the age of a sixtieth birthday walked out.

The old lady stood at the door of the room, with a kind face, with a shocked expression, looking at the uncle and nephew in front of her.

Seeing Zheng Pinghe's anger, she hit Zheng Yun indiscriminately, and suddenly, she walked quickly to the courtyard, pulled Zheng Pinghe to the ground, and snatched Zheng Yun with one hand.

She hugged Zheng Yun in her arms with a distressed face, turned her head angrily, and scolded Zheng Pinghe: "You bastard, what are you crazy about?" I can hear the dog's cry in the kitchen. ”

Zheng Pinghe saw that the old lady was angry, and immediately said with a smile: "Hehe! Mom, you don't know, this stinky boy has itchy skin, I help him loosen his muscles, he resists beating, it's okay, don't worry. ”

Zheng Pinghe didn't know that it was better for him not to speak, and after saying that sentence, it was like igniting a dynamite barrel, and the old lady was furious on the spot.

"Nothing? You say it's okay, it's okay? I see you're a bastard boy with itchy skin, come on! Come! Come! Lady, I'm here to help you loosen your muscles. ”

The old lady gritted her teeth and said, she let go of Zheng Yun, picked up the broom in the corner casually, and hit Zheng Pinghe is broom.

While beating, she scolded: "I see that you have itchy skin, and I think you should loosen your muscles and bones......." ”

Zheng Pinghe was beaten a few times in succession, jumped up and down in fright and ran into the study, and looked at the old lady with palpitations.

"Whew! Luckily, I ran fast! Sure enough, it's my own mother, and she won't beat me softly. ”

Seeing Zheng Ping and fleeing in embarrassment, the old lady was a little angry, she looked at Zheng Yun with a distressed face, and said kindly: "Ah dog! Does it still hurt? Come, take off your pants and let grandma see if it's heavy? Did the ass bloom? ”

As she spoke, the old lady stretched out her hand, ready to take off Zheng Yun's pants.

Perhaps it is a village custom that adults and old people call their children, and occasionally they call "Ahh ”

Zheng Yun was too naughty when he was a child, and was often spanked by Zheng Pinghe, although the old lady was angry that he was disobedient, however, she still felt sorry for her grandson.

Every time Zheng Yun was beaten, the old lady would go to check it in distress, and after several inspections, she didn't find anything abnormal, not to mention swelling, even the red dots would not be there, so she acquiesced to Zheng Pinghe's behavior, and the old lady's acquiescence made Zheng Pinghe beat him unscrupulously.

Today, the old lady saw that Zheng Pinghe seemed to be really angry and beating Zheng Yun, so she had to check Zheng Yun's ass again.

However, the old lady seemed to have forgotten that Zheng Yun was already fifteen years old and was no longer a three-year-old child, even in the eyes of the old man, the child would always be a child, but she would feel embarrassed.

After Zheng Yun heard the old lady's words, he suddenly had a black line on his face, pulled his pants tightly in fright, and looked at the door of the study with palpitations, and then said to the old lady with a hippie smile: "Grandma! It's okay! ”

"I don't hurt anymore, it'll be fine in a while! Hehe! It's still grandma's best. After saying that, he kissed the old lady on the face coquettishly.

The old lady thought that Zheng Yun was really fine, and scolded with a doting smile: "You bastard, you don't have a proper shape all day, no wonder your uncle will beat you, go wash quickly, and then call your uncle over for lunch." As he spoke, he walked towards the kitchen.

Zheng Yun watched the old lady walk into the kitchen and responded with a smile: "Okay, grandma!" I'll go. ”

After saying that, he quickly ran back to his room, took the basin and towel, trotted into the bathroom to wash, and after finishing the matter, he checked his butt by the way.

Looking at the red buttocks, Zheng Yun said to himself with a sad face: "Fainted!" Itchy, painful, and still so red? It seems that this time he really Uncle Fury. ”

After washing, Zheng Yun came to the door of the study lightly, knocked on the door lightly, and said, "Uncle has eaten." ”

"Hmm." After Zheng Pinghe responded lightly, he walked out of the study, ignoring Zheng Yun, as if nothing had happened before, and walked straight to the dining table.

Zheng Yun glanced at Zheng Pinghe's back, patted his chest with palpitations, stuck out his tongue secretly, and then followed him to the dinner table.