Chapter 186: The Middle-Aged Man of Tragedy
Facing the bottomless abyss, which was as black as ink, Zheng Yun did not hesitate, jumped forward, and jumped down very chicly, which shows that his courage is so big, he is definitely full of guts.
He has both the magic powers and exercises of Buddhism and Taoism, and in the eyes of the middle-aged man, he has already been shocked and stammered, and he has not yet recovered from it, but when he saw Zheng Yun suddenly jump into the bottomless abyss, he was immediately stunned by shock.
It's not that he was afraid that Zheng Yun would have an accident, but he knew that the bottomless abyss didn't have any danger at all, and the seemingly terrifying bottomless pit was just a frightening illusion, and the height was worse than that staircase.
Once you meet the brave person who dares to jump, the mirage will be like a blank sheet of paper, and it will be broken with a single stab.
This is also the weakness of the mirage ability, in addition to being able to test people's abilities and abilities, it can only scare and scare the faint of heart, and there is no danger at all.
"Bang." With a soft sound, Zheng Yun seemed to be jumping in place and reappeared in front of the middle-aged man.
"Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Zheng Yun looked directly at the middle-aged man, hehe, hehe, sneering, laughing like a 'treacherous'!
While laughing, he slowly walked towards the middle-aged man: "Are you going to take off your pants by yourself?" Or do I take it off? Don't say I didn't warn you, let me take it off, I'm going to have to open your ass. ”
The words are obscene, and the words leave no room for words, which shows that Zheng Yun at this time is definitely extremely angry, and he is even more angry that he has lost his mind, and he only thinks about beating the middle-aged man in the ass to relieve his anger first.
As for how noble is the identity of a middle-aged person? How powerful is the background? How old is it? For Zheng Yun, these are not within his consideration at all, even his uncle's ass dares to be beaten, how can he care about the identity of the middle-aged man?
Zheng Yun originally had a good impression of middle-aged people, but he didn't expect middle-aged people to play him again and again, how could he not be angry?
"Huh! Hehehe! The middle-aged man was frightened, followed by a bright smile, and subconsciously retreated.
As the director of the Special Operations Division, the middle-aged man's ability to recognize people is extraordinary, and after observing Zheng Yun for a long time, how can he not see what kind of teenager Zheng Yun is?
In the face of the six of them, they were able to finish the meal calmly, which is by no means something that can be explained by the courage of a master artist.
You must know that Zheng Yun knows that the identities of the six of them are not ordinary, not that ordinary people can compare, in this situation, he still dares to spoof Long Ba until he faints, which shows that his courage is so bold that he is absolutely so bold that he is lawless.
Do what you say, you will repay your teeth! This is the middle-aged person's evaluation of Zheng Yun.
He is in the front, and he can't beat Zheng Yun, if he is really stripped and spanked in broad daylight, where will his old face go?
How could such a situation not make him afraid?
"What do you mean? Look at you and don't want to take it off yourself? Zheng Yun stopped, his eyes narrowed, and he looked at the middle-aged man with a playful expression.
"Huh!" The middle-aged man had a smile on his face, followed and stopped, and after standing still, he tried his best to show an amiable appearance, and said kindly: "Little friend! Can we stop being so nasty? You see! Why don't you change the conditions? Like what....... ”
Speaking of this, his smiling face showed a mouthful of uneven yellow teeth, like a wolf grandmother, and said, "How about you join our Special Operations Division?" Just like the ministers of the ancient times, the officials are three levels old, and the power is absolutely beyond your imagination. ”
"There are all kinds of treatments, which are even better, such as a monthly salary that is so much that you can't spend it all, delicious food every day, you can eat until you want your stomach to be twice as big, and ......."
"Not interested!" Zheng Yun rolled his eyes, and before the middle-aged man could finish speaking, he simply rejected his proposal, and said angrily: "I just want to beat your ass to relieve my anger now, and if I don't take it off, I will have to do it myself." ”
After finishing speaking, he suddenly stepped forward, made a look of being about to make a move, and glared at the middle-aged man angrily.
"Stop! Stop!! Stop!!! The middle-aged man was startled, hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it, was frightened louder than the other, grabbed the belt buckle on his waist with both hands, and quickly took three steps back, looking at Zheng Yun with a cold hair.
That demeanor, that action, how can a frightened bird be described?
Seeing Zheng Yun's face playful, the middle-aged man immediately reacted, and said angrily: "Stinky boy! Don't be foolish, the Special Operations Division is a department with a lot of power, and no one can even enter the door if they want to. ”
Zheng Yun sneered, and said disapprenorovingly: "No matter how big the power is, no matter how good the treatment is, if I am not interested, I am not interested, less??" Collect? It has jurisdiction over the ?!?/p> of the aphid
“……?” The middle-aged man's face trembled, he looked at Zheng Yun speechlessly, shook his head and said, "No!" Spanking is so disgusting, you change the conditions. ”
When Zheng Yun heard this, his eyes narrowed into a line, and his face was a little unkind: "What's the matter?" You mean, being ready to talk doesn't count, does it? ”
"Nope! Not! Not! The middle-aged man chuckled in his heart, said no again and again, and said a little embarrassed: "Little friend! You see I'm so old, isn't it a little inappropriate to take off my pants and spank? Why don't we change to another line? ”
"No! I've always done what I say, and when I say I'm going to strip you naked and spank you, I will never beat you through my pants, and since you dare to trick me, you must have the consciousness of being spanked by me. Zheng Yun didn't give any face, he was really a little annoyed that the middle-aged man dared to peek into his secret just now.
Tianquyan is one of his big secrets, except for Zheng Pinghe, no third person knows, even Zhang Jinxuan and Ye Du don't know, so they were peeping at middle-aged people, how can Zheng Yun not be angry?
Seeing this, the middle-aged man was suddenly a little discouraged, and pretended to be pitiful: "Is there really no need to discuss?" ”
"That's right! It's not negotiable, you have to strip naked! Zheng Yun didn't give any face, he looked iron-hearted, and said angrily.
Seeing that there was no negotiation, the middle-aged man still felt ruthless, shook his head suddenly, looked up at the tree, and said very scoundrelly: "Then you kill me!" Don't even think about stripping naked and spanking. ”
"Don't even think about it?" Zheng Yunleng paused, quickly reacted, and said abscenely: "Bah! You're going to play a scoundrel with me, aren't you? ”
"So what? Who called you such a bad taste? Tell you, unless I die! Otherwise, don't even think about it. The middle-aged man still looked up at the tree, looking like a broken jar, and he didn't look at Zheng Yun with his eyes at all.
He was really speechless, taking off his pants and spanking such a disgusting thing, the young man in front of him actually thought of it, that is, he couldn't beat the other party, if he did, maybe he would have caught him first and beat him.
"Okay! Since you have to go back on your word, then don't blame me for being rude. Zheng Yun nodded hatefully, moved his hands and feet, and gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't I enter that broken illusion realm of yours just to spy on my skills?" Then I'll show you one more skill now. ”
"What do you want to do?" The middle-aged man was startled, took two steps back again, stretched out his hand to make a defensive gesture, and looked at Zheng Yun with a vigilant expression.
The two of them had only fought once just now, and he naturally knew how powerful Zheng Yun's skills were, and he didn't even have a chance to react, so he was hit by Zheng Yun, how could this not make him vigilant?
The corners of Zheng Yun's mouth curled, he didn't pay attention to the middle-aged man's question, he suddenly made a move, and shouted: "Sunflower point acupuncture hand!" ”
The voice came out and the shadow came, as before, before the middle-aged man could react, he had already been hit by Zheng Yun The qi in his chest would be in the acupoint, and he collapsed to the ground softly like cotton on the spot.
The acupoint is the Ren pulse acupoint, the pericardial recruitment acupoint, one of the eight acupoints, the qi will be in the body, and the substance of this acupoint is formed by the gaseous aggregation of the upper part of the chest hall, so it is the qi of the people.
Once hit by an external force, it will be like a lamb to be slaughtered, weak, unable to move, but will never stand still like a martial artist.
Zheng Yun has practiced acupuncture on a mannequin since he was a child, and the accuracy of recognizing acupoints is never under Zheng Pinghe.
"Didn't you ask me what I wanted to do?" Zheng Yun's eyes were cunning, and he looked down at the middle-aged man lying on the ground condescendingly, and said with a playful expression: "Come on, uncle!" Let me help you untie your clothes, hehe! ”
After finishing speaking, he squatted on the middle-aged man's calf and reached forward to untie the belt buckle on the middle-aged man's waist.
"Hey, hey, hey! Stinky boy, stop me! The middle-aged man was shocked, although his whole body was sore, but it did not prevent him from speaking.
At this time, he knew how bold Zheng Yun was, he was simply so bold that he was lawless, and he did it when he said he would do it, and he didn't even have any scruples.
The depression in the hearts of middle-aged people, when they really want to die, the director of the dignified special operations department was actually knocked to the ground by a teenager and took off his pants? Where does this leave his face?
"Let me stop? Hum! You don't even think about it, and you actually say that I don't even want to spank your ass? Tell you, I'm going to have to strip and spank you today. Zheng Yun exhaled.
While talking, he hurriedly untied the belt buckle of the middle-aged man, but what a problem! But I looked up and down several times, and I didn't know how to solve it at all.
A boxy piece of metal, which can't be pulled or untied, and there is not even a place to unlock the buckle, so there is no way to start, how can Zheng Yun untie it?
Helpless! Zheng Yun had no choice but to look up at the middle-aged man and asked, "Hey! Uncle! How do you untie this belt buckle? ”
“……?” When the middle-aged man heard this, he suddenly shook his head, and then laughed happily: "Hahaha......!" ”
The reason why the middle-aged man laughed out loud was because his belt buckle was not an ordinary belt buckle, but an electronic metal buckle, not only that, but even the entire belt was metal, which was a secret weapon that belonged to him.
Each member of the Special Operations Division has one of these belts, which contains all kinds of life-saving medicines, which can be used as weapons when removed.
If you want to untie the belt buckle, you must use your fingerprint, and open it with the password on the ten decorative buttons at the end of the belt.
Seeing this, Zheng Yun was immediately a little annoyed, his face turned ruthless, he got up and took out his schoolbag, took out a pencil sharpener knife from it, and then sat on the middle-aged man's calf again, and said viciously: "If you can't untie it, then you can't solve it, I cut off your pants, I see if you still smile?" ”
After finishing speaking, he opened the blade by himself, pulled up the middle-aged man's pants, and was about to prepare to cut.
"Hey, hey, hey! You stop me. The middle-aged man was startled again, his hair stood on end on the spot, a trace of shame and anger surged into his heart, and he threatened angrily: "Stinky boy! If you dare to cut my pants, I will make you look good. ”
"Oops, I'll go! How dare you threaten me? Zheng Yun's face was playful, his face suddenly changed, and he said viciously: "How can this be reasonable!" Do you think I dare to cut it? ”
After finishing speaking, he picked up the blade again and cut the ...... at the middle-aged man's pants.