When I heard Hu Celadon say this, I was speechless in my heart, I am not a person who is willing to pat myself on the back.

Let me shoot the river god??

How boring am I to do it?

"I, I can't do it," I said, shaking my head.

"Anyway, I told you, she is very stingy, you just said, in a month, you want to be promoted to a fifth-level fortune teller, at this stage, the most direct way for you is to please her and let her help you," Hu Qingci said.

I asked Hu Qingci speechlessly, what would she shoot the river god for?

Hu Qingci immediately shook his head seriously, "Of course not, let me pat her ass?" If you don't look at her stinky temper, I can't stand it, and I won't beg her to die......"

She said this, I really believed it, I looked at her with a wry smile, I won't either, not to mention that I'm not the kind of person who slaps on the back at all.

Hu Qingci's eyes rolled, "You are different from me, I have a wrong temper with her, I ask her, she will not leave me at all, on the contrary, if she begs me, I will not pay attention to her, and even I will laugh at her, besides, you don't pat on the back?" Who believes? You fortune tellers can speak well, isn't it easy to pat yourself on the back? ”

I shook my head, "I ......"

"Don't say it, think about it yourself, after all, she is the god of such a big river, pleasing her, even if it doesn't help you now, it may be good for you in the future, after all, she is one of the four gods in the yang world now." Hu Celadon was a little more serious.

I'm silent, Hu Celadon still has a point, at the very least, knowing the river god is still much better than being the enemy of the river god.

I asked if it was okay to please you? After all, Hu Celadon and Feng Chulan are my elders, and the younger generations should please their elders.

However, Hu Celadon immediately shook his head, "No, I don't eat that." ”

"And what kind of set does she eat?" I asked.

"Don't eat, but that's all you have to do, okay, I've said everything I need to say, I have other things to talk about with the Corpse Emperor, you go out...... Wait, watch out for the Corpse Emperor, he's killing you. In the last sentence, Hu Celadon said meaningfully.

I nodded, I must know, it seems that I have just escaped the catastrophe of the river god, and I have now set up another death catastrophe for myself.

Hu Qingci said this, I could only go outside, the river god glanced at Hu Qingci, did not speak, and walked out directly.

Now I'm ready to go down the mountain, just before I can win, I can be regarded as completely relieved, although I just know that the female corpse escaped by herself, but there is also an unexpected gain, that is, Hu Qingci said, the river god has something in his hand to help me improve the Tao.

But what Hu Qingci said let me pat on the back, let alone pat on the back, even if I kneel and beg her now, she won't give it to me, the only way is to trade.

Have a good talk with her, after all, she doesn't have much to live, if I improve my Taoism, can I help her more??

Maybe we can help her find a way to prolong her life.

I followed her down the mountain, it took two days and two nights to go up the mountain, and one day and one night to go down the mountain, if it wasn't for the fact that I kept using the phase qi in my body to run in my legs to relieve the soreness, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to walk down at all.

Re-got in the car, my head was covered, the river god came in and started the car to drive, I saw the white fungus porridge in the car, I couldn't eat it for a long time, and I felt a little pity in my heart, so I could only throw it away.

The river god glanced at the white fungus porridge outside.

"Well, that, you're going to listen to my advice now?" I asked.

The river god glanced at me through the rearview mirror, after all, she had made an agreement with her, and she kept her promise and should keep it.

She didn't speak, and I was relieved.

I said, "My first suggestion is to suggest that you make a deal with me." ”

"Deal? What can you do to trade? ”

"I can help you more, but ......"

"What Hu Celadon taught you?" The river god said.

I shook my head, this is not, I said Hu Celadon asked me to pat you on the back, the river god was stunned, "Boring idea,"

"I've improved my Taoism, it's more beneficial to you, and I can help you calculate more things......" I said a lot, and I said everything I could.

"Your Taoism has improved, and the benefits to me are not great, but your benefits are much more." After hearing this, the river god said.

"Mutual."

"Do you think I'm going to make a former enemy stronger?"

I answered this question without thinking about it, and I said that the two of us are not enemies now, and even if I become a tenth-level fortune teller, I will not do anything to her.

"Even if you're a level 10 fortune teller, I won't be afraid." The river god said, his tone indifferent.

I was speechless, "You're not afraid, but you still say you don't want me to be stronger?" ”

"Being afraid and not wanting to are two different things, and besides, I hate people talking back." The river god looked at me.

I had no choice but to say this, so I had no choice but to hold on to a glimmer of hope and say, "Then do you listen to my advice?" ”

"I don't listen." She shook her head.

This made me speechless, and I could only subconsciously say, "My suggestion, can you please listen to it?" ”

I can only succumb and become a fifth-level fortune teller in a month, which can only rely on her, otherwise other methods may make me a fourth-level fortune teller, but it should be impossible for the fifth level.

There are many treasures in the Yangtze River, so I can't guarantee that she has collected any good things.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves, I won't pat myself on the back, I will, I will.

The river god looked at me through the rearview mirror, "You can think about it,"

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, sure enough, she is an emperor in the river water, and it is only useful to be soft, and I don't have the strength to be tough.

When she said this, I was reassured, and I immediately closed my tired eyes, and I hadn't slept for days, and I could finally sleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but after I felt like I was asleep, I opened my eyes in a daze and found that I was still in the car, but it was windy, and I got out of the car to see that it was actually on the ferry.

Is the river god going home? I was immediately pleasantly surprised, she was able to help her faster after I was promoted to Taoism, and I was thinking that if I didn't mention this, she would probably take the initiative to give me something to improve for her life, so as to help her.

I'm speechless to myself, I still can't hold my breath, I should let her take the initiative to give me the things that improve the Tao, but I am soft on her.

I was hungry and hadn't eaten for several days, and when I saw the river god sailing, I asked her if she had anything to eat. She looked at me and didn't speak.

I had no choice but to come by myself, there was no harpoon on this boat, I found a rope myself, tied the mahogany sword, and prepared to shoot a few fish to eat.

I was about to do this when the river god who was sailing suddenly spoke, "Don't let me find out you're stabbing a pregnant fish." ”

I'm speechless, where can I tell? When I see a fish, I should first distinguish between male and female? And then plug it in? The fish had already run away, and I muttered, "Don't you care about the Yangtze River?" ”

"Who says I don't care?" The river god asked rhetorically, and I said that it was all said that way, and her eyes did not change.

I didn't bother to pay attention to her, I used to think that following her would be able to pick up the leaks and make myself a rich man, but now I see, it's good not to starve to death.

I inserted a fish up, very fat, four or five catties of herring, this fish was pulled up by me, it struggled violently, but it seemed to see the river god, suddenly did not dare to move, let me slaughter.

There are no materials on the ship, only boiled, but I've been hungry for a few days, and I still care? I couldn't wait to eat it when it was cooked, and I asked the river god if I wanted it, and she said, "You eat my fish, and you ask me if you want it?" ”

I'm embarrassed, I can't help it, I can only bring her a bowl of fish soup, she didn't ask for it, I said didn't you drink it last time? The river god immediately stared, "You still dare to mention last time?" ”

The last time I fed her, she woke up and threw up again, and I realized that character.

"I didn't let you vomit this time," I put it in front of her and ate it myself, I was so hungry, after eating, I was strong, I saw things clearly, I don't know how long she had been driving, but I saw something from afar, it seemed to be where her cave was located, and I sighed in my heart, last time I came, it was also me and her, fighting and killing, this time it was actually a cooperative relationship.

But I'm looking forward to it, what is there about her that can make me improve my Taoism? I turned my head to look at her and saw that she was drinking fish soup, she was probably hungry too, and I wondered, what was it like for her to eat fish from her own river?