426, fierce battle! Dark Star in Space!
Ronan had said a word countless times, but not a single one of them had been successfully completed, and the hapless Kree commander was already on the verge of collapse, gasping for breath in despair.
"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"
Reed was a kind man, and said bluntly, "Uh...... Mr. Ronan, we're all here now, so there's no more sudden appearance and interrupting you like just now, so if you're obsessed with finishing that sentence, then please start now......"
As soon as Ronan heard this, my chance finally came.
As a perfectionist, a late-stage obsessive-compulsive patient, Ronan will have a hard time staying in good shape for the rest of the fight if he doesn't finish what he just said.
"I see." Ronan nodded at Reed, then took a deep breath and said his words again.
"No matter how many of you stand up to stop me, I'm going to pinch you like a bug, you damned, lowly, lowly earthlings, you are delusional about going against the most powerful, noble, and best Kree in the universe? Hahaha...... You simply overestimate your strength, and dying at my hands would be the most glorious thing in your humble life!! ”
"Whew...... Finally spoken! ”
After Ronan finished speaking, he suddenly felt in a good mood, as if he had been constipated for several days and had been using the cork lotion for a thousand years.
Ronan, who successfully finished his lines, raised the war hammer in his hand and stared at the audience, as if he was an emperor floating in the universe.
However, Goofy and his friends all looked at Ronan like two fools, and everyone complained about Ronan's speech just now.
"This thing has been holding back for a long time, and then he said such a piece of?" Thunderbolt Johnny raised his eyebrows and said, "I thought that aliens would definitely be a little more cultured, and their words and sentences would be a little more literate than us earthlings...... Now it seems that I overestimated him. ”
Steve also nodded: "That's right, he keeps saying that the Kree people are superior and better than the earthlings, but I don't think so, his speech is even less shocking than my old comrades-in-arms during World War II...... And my old comrades-in-arms were blacksmiths, fishermen, or dock workers. ”
Skye chuckled, "He just spoke like a drunkard in a Los Angeles bar, and when they're drunk, they like to give some incomprehensible speeches or blow something completely illogical." ”
Susan, the invisible woman, shook her head and said, "It's too middle two, this line is too middle two, I have to start re-examining the Kree." ”
Rocket shook his head while holding an RPG and said, "What kind of garbage speech, this kind of garbage speech is worth saying so many times?" In my opinion, even saying it again is redundant! ”
Groot also expressed puzzlement: "I am Groot......"
Star-Lord took a step forward and said loudly, "Ronan, you bloody executioner, you murderous butcher!" Today, I, Peter Quayle, the famous Star-Lord, join forces with my friends on Earth to avenge the innocent souls who died at your hands! I'm going to make you ......."
Before Star-Lord could finish speaking, Gamora dragged him and forcibly interrupted him.
"Idiot, do you want to imitate Ronan and give a speech too?" Gamora whispered, "Please, Ronan's speech is shameful enough, do you want to be as ashamed as he is?" ”
"What? Lose face? Star-Lord shook his head, "I don't feel ashamed, do I?" I think that before the two armies go to war, the commanders of both sides should give a speech, so that it can explain why the two sides are going to war, and boost morale, right? ”
Gamora's face was black: "Who told you that both sides had to give speeches before the war?" ”
"It's a conventional, okay?" Star-Lord said, turning around and asking Rocket, "Hey, little raccoon, did you say?" ”
"Uh...... I carefully recalled that when I encountered the two sides in the past, the leaders of both sides seemed to say a few words before the battle......"
"Well, even if there is such a rule...... But shouldn't the leader on our side be Goofy? Anyway, it's not your turn Star-Lord to speak, right? Gamora asked in a deep voice.
"Huh?" Star-Lord was stunned for a moment, then realized that it seemed to be true.
Looking back at Gao Fei, I saw Gao Fei staring at him with a serious expression, as if to say: Boy, you robbed me of my lines.
Star-Lord was scared on the spot!
Damn!
finally worked diligently to lick the dog, and at the risk of being eaten by Yongdu, he negotiated the predator business for Goofy......
Seeing that he is finally going to be lenient and pardoned for the crime of stealing the Rubik's Cube of the universe, this last trembling must not go wrong!
"Officer Goofy! Top dog! Chieftains! Boss! Star-Lord said all the words he could think of, and then bowed respectfully, "I'm sorry, I'm talking too much, I shouldn't have stolen your limelight, please speak!" You have the floor! ”
Gao Fei couldn't cry or laugh, can this tease still work?
But as the organizer and initiator of the Earth Guardians, he really should say something.
Taking a step forward, Goofy looked at Ronan.
"Ronan, I guess we don't talk nonsense between us. Since you're here, you won't rest until you invade the earth......"
"And I need to make an example to the rest of the universe who covet Earth......"
"So there will be a battle between you and me!"
After listening to Gao Fei's words, Ronan said that he didn't understand the phrase "killing chickens and making an example of monkeys".
"Kill the chicken...... What to set an example? What do you mean? ”
Ronan is a real person, just ask if you don't understand.
"Uh......" Gao Fei hurriedly explained, "It is to kill people and establish authority, first kill the first person who dares to invade the earth, so that other people who try to invade the earth will feel deterred and dare not act rashly." ”
"Huh?" Ronan finally understood what Goofy meant, and then his face changed drastically, "You think you can kill me?" ”
"That's for sure, otherwise why would I come to your Dark Star?" Goofy shrugged, "Besides, I'm going to confiscate this Dark Star as well, Earth is currently lacking in space warship technology, so I'm just taking advantage of your Kree technology." ”
"In this case, if there are aliens who dare to come to the earth to offend us in the future, we earthlings will have our own warships to fight them, cough cough, there is an old saying in my hometown, called Shiyi Chang Technique to control the ......"
Ronan can still understand the first half, but the second half is completely confused.
"Shiyi Changji...... Aunt questioned? What bullshit? ”
Gao Fei pouted: "You don't care about this, you just need to know that we are here for two purposes, the first is to kill you, and the second is to confiscate your Dark Asterisk, which is enough." ”
After a not-so-successful exchange, Ronan finally got to the point.
Just now, the earth policeman chattered for a long time, and there was only one central idea - provocation!
He is provoking!
Provocation of powerful accusers, provocation of the noble and excellent Cree race!
"Stupid earthling, I won't waste any more time with you!" Ronan said in a deep voice, "Now I declare that your time of death has come!" ”
With that, Ronan jerked up his hammer and pointed at the Earth Guardians, shouting angrily, "Fire!! ”
The Kerry soldiers in the command room were already ready to move, in fact, their guns were a little numb, originally they thought that Ronan would order them to fight back when the earthlings had just invaded the command room, but they didn't expect Ronan to be with these earthlings for so long a day.
It was not easy to survive until they finished BB, and the soldiers opened fire as soon as they heard the order.
If they delay any longer, their arms may cramp......
As a result, the fire of Kerry's weapons was fired towards the Earth Guardians, and in an instant, the entire command room was filled with the sound of gunfire.
The Earth Guardians certainly won't be defeated by the Kree's first counterattack, and they've been prepared for it.
The Earth Guardians' three flesh shields, Carl the Absorber, Ben the Stone Man, and Groot, stepped forward and protected the rest of the team behind them.
Absorb people who hold their hands on the metal floor of the battleship and transform their bodies into metal to carry bullets.
The stone man himself is a stone and is not afraid of this physical attack at all.
Groot, on the other hand, spreads his arms with dense vines growing out of his arms to ward off bullets, lasers, and rays......
The first wave of artillery fire from the Cree soldiers quickly passed, but the Earth Guardians were unscathed.
The accuser Ronan narrowed his eyes angrily: "Damn, it seems that you backward earthlings still have some ability......"
Goofy smiled, "This is just the beginning. ”
Ronan also sneered: "That's right, this is just the beginning......"
With that, he slammed his hammer into the floor, and another new group of Kree soldiers immediately poured in outside the command room.
"I have tens of thousands of Kree warriors on my ship, I'd like to see how long you can last!"
As he spoke, the second wave of Kree soldiers raised their cannon barrels again and aimed them at the three meat shields, which they planned to continue to consume.
However, Goofy doesn't plan to give them this opportunity, he likes to be quick and quick.
"Ronan, I think I'll have to teach you something...... In the face of absolute strength, quantity does not mean anything. ”
Before he could finish speaking, he had already rushed out like lightning......