Volume 1 Chapter 68 The Female Man
The sun is gradually sinking in the west, and a touch of afterglow is reflected in the mountainside, elongating the shadows of the trees and folding the shadows of people.
Opening the vegetable box, a burst of fragrance rushed to his face, and Ye Du was pleasantly surprised: "Wow! So rich! Spicy tofu my favorite, well, it's stir-fried greens, wow! There is also braised pork. ”
Zhang Jinxuan glanced up at Ye Du, smiled, did not speak, and divided the lunch box between the two.
When eating, Zheng Yun has always been silent when eating, and Zhang Jinxuan, a girl, naturally rarely speaks when eating.
Ye Du didn't have so many taboos, and while eating, he kept chattering crookedly.
"Zhang Jinxuan, the meals at night are so rich, shouldn't you have eaten all of your food expenses this month? In normal times, you should not be willing to eat like this, right? ”
Zhang Jinxuan rolled her eyes, gave Ye Du a white eye, and said angrily: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!" ”
"Huh!" Ye Du laughed and sighed: "I'm so moved! Why is no one so nice to me? People have to die more than people, and goods are still better than goods! Alas! I am now full of jealousy, envy and hatred! ”
After finishing speaking, he pretended to have a handful of snot and wiped a handful of tears.
Zhang Jinxuan was ashamed and angry, and said angrily: "Huh! You're so disgusting! No wonder the two of you can be together; It's the same disgusting, and I'm still wiping my nose there after eating. ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Jinxuan seemed to remember that at noon, the bastard actually wanted to lick her hand, she couldn't help but stretch out her hand to her back and wipe it vigorously.
Ye Du pretended not to understand and continued: "Alas! If someone were so kind to me, I would definitely treat her as a treasure and make her happy, so I would be willing to make her angry. ”
After finishing speaking, he raised his eyes slightly and looked at Zheng Yun intentionally or unintentionally.
Zheng Yun pretended not to hear and continued to eat his own food, but his teeth were itching with hatred in his heart, and he wanted to tear his mouth open and hang it on his ears.
What Ye Du said really touched Zhang Jinxuan's heart.
I saw her pick up a piece of braised pork, quickly put it in Ye Du's lunch box, and pretended to be angry and said, "Eat more, where did you get so many words." ”
Although it was angry, the fool could see how happy she was.
Ye Du seemed to have forgotten the truth that if you say too much, you will lose, and he said directly with a smile: "Hehe! Thank you, sister-in-law! Sister-in-law is so nice! ”
"You're going to be cheap again?"
Zheng Yun and Zhang Jinxuan said in unison, raising their heads almost at the same time, glaring at Ye Du angrily.
Zhang Jinxuan's face flushed with anger, stretched out her chopsticks, and re-clamped the braised pork in Yedu's lunch box, and said angrily: "Let your mouth be cheap, don't eat it." After saying that, he threw it away.
Ye Du hurriedly went up to grab it, and said with a smile: "Don't! What a waste of throwing away. ”
Zhang Jinxuan saw that Ye was going to come and grab it back, so she quickly gave the braised pork to Zheng Yun, and said with a smile: "Na, it's cheap for you." ”
Ye Du was stunned for a moment, quickly reacted, stopped doing it on the spot, and said angrily: "This is mine!" Give me back. ”
After speaking, he quickly stretched out his chopsticks, wanting to snatch back the braised pork in Zheng Yun's lunch box.
Zheng Yun smiled, stood up quickly with the lunch box, and then turned around and ran.
He, who has always been silent and silent, even smiled and said at this time: "It's mine now, the wolf has more meat and less meat, how can I give it to you." ”
Ye Du stood up and immediately chased after him, shouting: "Don't run, it's obviously mine." ”
The two of them actually put a big box of braised pork, and they fought with each other for a small piece of braised pork in the lunch box.
Zhang Jinxuan watched the two chasing over there, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and a beautiful arc was crossed, and the smile was written on her face, like a blooming white orchid, overflowing with innocent pleasure.
The three bold young boys and girls were having fun and eating on this mountain, and they didn't know that the mountain had already been turned upside down.
At this time, Zheng Yun and Ye Du's families, as well as the police and teachers, were almost digging three feet into the ground to find them.
After the two had enough, after eating, Ye Du opened his mouth and said, "Zhang Jinxuan, when are you going back to self-study?" Let Zheng Yun send you back again! ”
Zhang Jinxuan's eyes flickered, and she said softly: "I asked for leave, I won't go to self-study at night, I'm going home later, won't you go back at night?" ”
Zheng Yun looked back at the direction of Shanzi Village, turned around and said helplessly: "I can't go back at night, I'll go back tomorrow depending on the situation; If I go back now, I will definitely be beaten half to death by my uncle. ”
Ye Du nodded in agreement and did not speak.
After thinking about it, Zhang Jinxuan said, "Then I won't go back, I'll be here with you at night; I'm afraid you won't be able to think about it, so I'll find a leaf and knock myself to death. ”
Zhang Jinxuan found a reason for herself that was not a reason, and after finishing speaking, she lowered her head and blushed.
Ye didn't think too much about it, and said happily: "Wow! That's great, let's play cards! However, now that it's getting dark, you can't play poker without lights. ”
Zhang Jinxuan didn't speak, and after smiling, she took out a flashlight from her schoolbag.
When Ye Du saw it, he shouted happily on the spot: "Wow! It's still a girl who is careful, and even thought of this, which is great, so that she is not afraid of being bored at night. ”
Zheng Yun glanced around, pointed to a tomb not far away and said, "This tree is uneven, it's a little difficult to fight, let's go to that cemetery to fight!" Borrow a place to play cards from that guy tonight. ”
Ye Du was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Go to the cemetery to play cards?" Not good! We're fine, don't wait to scare Zhang Jinxuan. ”
The corners of Zhang Jinxuan's mouth curled, and she said disdainfully: "You are too underestimating people, you just go to the cemetery to play cards, what is there to be afraid of?" ”
After saying that, she stood up and led the way to the cemetery.
I thought, what a small deplight, I've seen all the ghosts, and I'm afraid of a tomb?
Ye Du was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhang Jinxuan's back blankly, and whispered: "Female man! It's amazing. ”
Ye didn't think that although his voice was small, it was heard by Zhang Jinxuan, only to see her make a pinching and twisting motion, and scolded with a smile: "You still want to die, right?" ”
Ye Du was startled, like a mouse seeing a cat, and was so frightened that he immediately took a few steps back.
Zheng Yunqiang held back a smile, picked up Zhang Jinxuan's schoolbag casually, packed up his things, and asked while following him to the cemetery, "What are the three people fighting?" Sweet potato? (That word is violated, so I had to replace ╯_╰) or run fast? ”
Zhang Jinxuan glanced back and said a little embarrassed: "I won't!" It's that I upgraded at home during the Chinese New Year, and the others won't! Otherwise, I wouldn't have bought two decks of poker at once. ”
“……?”
When Zheng Yun and Ye both heard this, they glanced at each other, and looked at Zhang Jinxuan in hindsight: She didn't plan to go home in the first place?
The two didn't say anything, and after glancing at each other again, Ye Du was curious: "Upgrade?" However, how can only the three of us fight? ”
Zhang Jinxuan didn't speak, and looked at Zheng Yun.
Zheng Yun smiled wryly, it seemed that there was one more person to know.
Thinking about it, he looked at Zhang Jinxuan and asked, "Do you still have the talisman from last time?" ”
Zhang Jinxuan nodded, turned her head to look at Ye Du, and asked a little mysteriously, "Do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?" ”
Ye Du rolled his eyes and said, "Believe it!" In front of him, there is a wooden ghost, stupid as a wood; And you beautiful ghost. ”
After finishing speaking, he smiled and quickly ran away, thinking that the two of them were going to play tricks on himself again, but when he looked back, the two were just sitting on the cemetery, and they had no intention of moving.
"Really?" Ye Du looked at the two of them and said suspiciously, and continued with some disdain: "Cut! You're not afraid, so what am I afraid of? ”
"Huh!" Zheng Yun smiled and said, "I'll tell you a true story!" After listening to this, you should not be afraid. ”
"Okay." Zhang Jinxuan and Ye Du said in unison.
After Ye Du responded with a smile, he quickly ran to Zheng Yun's side and sat down, with a curious expression.
Zhang Jinxuan also looked at Zheng Yun with a curious expression, not knowing what story he was going to tell.
"Huh!" Zheng Yun smiled again, and then carefully talked about the ghost party he held last time when he came back from Xianxi Elementary School.
When it came to the three people and one ghost dancing and singing, he said it even more emotionally.
I saw that he couldn't help but pull the male duck's voice, pinched the orchid fingers and sang while jumping, which was even more wonderful than the ancient storyteller.
"Giggle......."
"Hahaha......."
Ye Du and Zhang Jinxuan were immediately amused.
Zhang Jinxuan was amused and laughed, and Ye Du was even more laughing without his image, so he almost didn't roll on the ground.