Chapter 5: The Pirates Attack
Today, as usual, Shada drove the sheep to the pasture by the grove and then came to the big rock by the sea to eat the sea breeze. By the way, take a look at a few little loli swimming and frolicking, so that the eyes can eat some ice cream to satisfy their throbbing male heart.
Just as he was looking at the "boiling blood of beasts", Yu Guang saw a ship floating on the sea in the distance, and there was nothing strange about the boat, but the strange thing was that the ship was hanging a skull flag. Shada wasn't sure if the world was the same as the customs on his original earth, so he didn't know if it was a pirate flag. He waved his hand and called Batu to his side and asked, "Batu, what is that ship for?"
Batu looked in the direction of Shada's finger, "Look at the flag, it seems to be the pirate flag that the old people often say." ”
Shadaleng looked at Batu and brought a chestnut on his head, and then shouted at him, "What are you doing here, you stupid boy, don't you hurry up and tell the people in the village." ”
After Batu's "oh", he trotted back to the village, shouting "The pirates are coming, the pirates are coming~~~~"
Shada hurriedly told a few children who were still playing on the beach to hide quickly, and then he went to the edge of the woods to rush back to the village.
As soon as he returned to the village, Shada saw that the villagers were not in a hurry, and some even took melons and fruits and snacks to the square at the head of the village and waited.
Shada was a little confused, but Shada had heard that there was a custom in some places, that is, when the robbers came to the village, they would give some food and money to the robbers, which could be regarded as protection money, and it would be fine if they paid it. This is called a literary robbery. If you resist, most of them will end up miserable. Seeing the villagers waiting so calmly and calmly, Shada was not in a hurry, so he stood on the edge of the square and saw what was going on.
Wang Lao Liu has been very unhappy recently, and all the money given by the family has been spent. A while ago, I was doing business with a few friends, but I didn't expect the sea boat to run to encounter wind and waves again and capsize. Haocai encounters a passing boat and rescues him. Blessing is incomparable, disaster is not a single line, I didn't expect this to be a pirate ship. Coincidentally, the pirates had just formed a shortage of manpower, and Wang Lao Liu could only be incorporated by them.
The boss called Li Gui a second ancestor, who had nothing to do all day long, was idle, and wanted to have some fun to pass the time. I happened to meet a few masters to vote, and when I heard that it was fun to be a pirate, there was money, food, and a beautiful girl to be the lady of the village, and my mind was hot, so I spent a lot of money to form a pirate group called the sea wolf. This is not just getting a new ship and going to sea. As soon as the new group was formed, it was going to find a place to make its debut and open. I heard from my subordinates that there is a Zhaojia village nearby, and the young and strong have gone out to prepare food and supplies for the winter, and those who are left behind are a group of old and weak women and children. God-given opportunity, then decide to use them to practice your hands.
As soon as the ship docked, more than 50 pirates rushed out of the ship, rushing to the village with great excitement, fantasizing about making a windfall and living a happy life from then on.
But before they entered the village, they were just in the square at the head of the village, and the pirates saw that the villagers were sitting quietly in the square. The pirates watched as the villagers did not jump as they had imagined, and the pirates calmed down. Could it be that this village is so good? Do you know that you have to take the initiative to hand over money and grain? Isn't it a civil robbery this time? But it's okay, you can save yourself energy by using less force, but if you want to rob yourself, you also need someone to answer.
The pirate boss Li Gui called his little leader and asked him to question. The little boss happily accepted the beautiful difference. "You, come out. The little leader said, pointing to the crowd.
The fat man watched the little boss point in his direction, and then the fat man looked left and right a few times, and the fat man took a few steps back.
"What about you, dead fatty, it's just you, what are you hiding, where can you hide if you're so fat? Uncle wants to ask you, come out quickly, make the master unhappy, see if Lao Tzu can't clean you up." The little leader said to Shada.
Is it a blessing or a curse, it is a disaster that can't be avoided, the fat man can only reluctantly walk out, "There are so many people here, why do you call me?" Shada asked.
The little boss said a little proudly, "Everyone else is as thin as dry firewood, just you are a fat man, your family must be a rich family, we are here to "borrow money" and "borrow grain" from you this time, of course we want to ask you." ”
Shada said with a slight dissatisfaction on his face, "Look, my coarse clothes and coarse cloth look like a big man?"
The little boss said with a slight sneer, "Look at people, the dark skin of the wind and sun, look at you, thin skin and tender meat, don't think that you can deceive my eyes by wearing poor people's clothes, Lao Tzu has robbed a lot of places, those rich people are robbers who like to pretend to be poor after they come, okay, come here, talk nonsense with Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will arrest you and sell it." ”
Shada stretched out his hand and looked at it, hey, it's really white, this beautiful hand can grow on me, that's right, the fat man thought a little narcissistically.
When Lily saw that the fat man was being harassed, she hurriedly jumped out and said, "Don't arrest him, he has no money, not only does he have no money, but he owes me money." You took him away, who will pay me back? ”
"Look, there are still people who are in a hurry, and they say that you are not an important person, and the prestige of Lao Tzu's gray wolf is also well-known, and it is also worth 1000 gold coins on the wanted warrant, you want to lie to me. Dream on. The little leader said triumphantly. But after a short while, Shada still didn't move.
The boss Li Gui was impatient, so he urged the little boss to hurry up and stop grinding.
The gray wolf knew that he was going to suffer, so he said to the fat man, "Did you hear what I said to you just now?"
"I hear you. Shada said with a slight smile.
The gray wolf shouted slightly angrily and impatiently, "Then what did you hear, don't hurry up." ”
Shada said, "I heard you're worth 1,000 gold. Hearing the words of the gray wolf, Shada fell into the eyes of money.
When the gray wolf heard this, his face turned red with anger, and he felt that he had been tricked like a monkey. waved the knife in his hand and said to Shada, "Dead fatty, dare to play Lao Tzu, see if Lao Tzu doesn't give you a little bit of power." So the wolf ran to Shada, jumped up, and slashed at Shada with the knife in his hand. The gray wolf didn't think of asking for Shada's life, he just wanted to see him blood, and he felt very face-saving when he imagined the scene where the fat man cried and begged for mercy after being injured.
But before the bloody scene, I saw the stars in the sky, and felt that I was flying backwards, and after hearing the sound of "touching", I sighed in my heart, "It's so comfortable to lie down." ”
Quiet, very quiet. Just now, there were still a lot of whispers and quarrels around the place, and some were just quiet and surprising, and the stunned crowd was gone.
Just now, Shada not only knocked the gray wolf down with one punch, but also grabbed one of the feet of the gray wolf who had fallen to the ground, dragged him to Lily and said, "Lily, he is worth 1000 gold coins, I will give him to you, then the debt I owe you will be paid off." ”