123. I picked up his grave last night, but I still don't get angry
It's not like I haven't thought about this question. But when I took the pill I asked for from Lao Jun, for the sake of Changning and for myself, I handed me over to Changjue Tianzun, this question is no longer a reason for me to take the initiative to leave Changjue Tianzun.
Besides, now I want to believe that even if Changning doesn't plan to return the purple jade to me, Lord Tianzun and Master can help me find another piece. I also believe that this time, this Divine Monarch will definitely disown his relatives and selfishly use all means to get the last piece of purple jade back. In this way, I and Lord Tianzun will be able to live for a long time.
Thinking of this, I didn't feel that I had full motivation, Fu Ling had already flown away, I straightened my sleeves, and prepared to go to Beihai to catch a few sacks of shrimp to make up for myself - this god king, delicious and drinkable, and can live!
I didn't look back and ran north, but I flew out a few miles and saw chaos in the sky, and a puff of red smoke suddenly gushed out in the middle of the middle, and a strong and pungent aroma came to my face, only to hear a lazy "It takes no effort to get it" in front of me, and I was choked by the pungent aroma, and in a trance, I suddenly realized that this Shenjun was ambushed.
I fell asleep and finally woke up. When I opened my eyes, I saw a row of little fairies kneeling in the spacious hall, all wearing flowing cloud buns and peach blossom clothes. Rao was a beautiful scene, but the pungent fragrance all around me made me feel like I had a splitting headache, and I wanted to stick my head into the floor.
"Yo, you're finally awake?"
The familiar languid voice came again, her grandmother's! It was the owner of this voice who brought me captive!
I patted my head and cleared up for a few minutes, then I grinned and turned my head to look over, and I saw a beautiful woman lying on the crimson peach blossom seat behind me, she was holding a jade-handled silk fan, wearing a pink skirt, her long hair was scattered around her waist like a waterfall, and her posture was casual and wonderful; The eyebrows and eyes are slender and raised, and the eyelids are not completely raised, but they also give people a bewitching but inviolable awe-inspiring beauty, especially the cinnabar mole under the corners of her lips, which is a little redder than the lip color, which is indeed too good-looking.
This god monarch was still angry in his heart, and after looking at this beauty a few times, he suddenly left himself to fend for nothing. I said silently: Liangyu, Liangyu, obviously she arrested you, but you are so happy when you look at her beautiful appearance?
She seemed to be looking at me too, her slender eyes were half-closed and half-open, and the corners of her lips were tilted upward, and the cinnabar mole was really red.
After a long time, she lowered her eyes, and when she entered her eyes, her crystal fingers were clearer than the handle of the jade fan held in her palm, and the smile on the corner of her mouth was still there, "I heard that you are now...... Marriage God? β
I turned my mind three times, rubbed the corners of my forehead, and kindly reminded: "This girl, the marriage god is right...... but if you want to ask me to paint a fan, although you don't say that you are polite and polite, you won't be so rude......
But she didn't allow me to say the next words, her eyes were half-down to the fan in her hand, and she said to herself: "I thought that the old man who was married at the beginning was able to turn himself into ashes." β
I was stunned for a moment: "You're not looking for me?" β
She raised her eyes lightly again, and said with a lazy smile: "Oh, since he is gone, then you will pay his debt to me." β
"What...... What debt? My heart suddenly lifted and I asked in a panic.
"It's not a debt that can't be repaid." Seeing her pinching the fan and shaking it ethereally, with a pleasant look, I put my mind at ease, too, our marriage Shenjun has always been kind-hearted, anyway, he won't do anything hurtful to the heavens and reason, what big debt can he owe, who expected that I would put my heart down She lazily spoke-
"It's only seven thousand lives."
ββ¦β¦ No...... Can't stop! I sat up on my knees and yelled, "You must have misunderstood!" β
She seemed to have heard a great joke, her body trembled with laughter, and her hair slipped down her back, covering half of her stunning face, "Misunderstanding? I watched seven thousand disciples being burned by a fire, is this a misunderstanding? Aha! β
I forced myself to calm down and tried to reason with her: "This girl, it's wrong for you to do this, the last marriage god owes you, but my Liangyu is innocent, you should go to him......"
"But that old man, it seems that he has died, I only picked up his grave last night, but I am still angry, what do you say?" She asked me with a smile on her hand.
Now I understand this situation, no matter how stupid I am. This girl didn't want me to draw a fan, butβshe wanted to make me angry. In these six realms, there are such creatures in people, gods, demons and ghosts, and they are so angry that they can't tolerate half of their losses, and they can't be angry when they dig up people's graves and whip corpses, and they have to try their best to find a relevant person to be a punching bag.
I think that although I, the Marriage Divine Monarch, am a little ordinary, and other places are very useless, but now, with the immortal power and cultivation of this hanger in me, it is difficult not to mix into the leader of the punching bag world.
Her clear fingers rubbed the handle of the white jade fan, her eyebrows flowed, and she spoke again: "I heard that on the twenty-seventh of last month, you went to Ruan Yinfeng's kid's house?" β
I think it's incredible, Ruan Yufeng? The kid? I don't know how my dignified Senior Brother of the Eastern Wilderness God of War will feel when he hears such a young girl calling him a kid, so this Divine Monarch couldn't help but burst out laughing: "How come you even know this?" He has a baby, and I went to congratulate him......"
"Smack!" The handle of the fan in her hand was pinched in two.
I didn't dare to speak anymore for a while, after all, I was now in a situation where people were like swords and I was a fish and meat, and this Shenjun was really afraid that she would pinch me into two pieces and I was powerless to resist.
After a long time, she spoke again, her tone was not sad or happy, but a little helpless: "This kid has a baby, so isn't he already full of children and grandchildren." β
ββ¦β¦ Who has children and grandchildren? I couldn't help but ask curiously.
She glanced at me faintly, and under the slightly curved corners of her lips, the cinnabar mole seemed to be about to flow down: "My sweetheart, the girl next to him may be full of children and grandchildren." But even so, I still want to find him, don't you think it's weird? β
Wait a minute...... Feelings: This turned out to be a play that Lang Wuxin's concubine intended...... Unexpectedly, this beauty in front of her turned out to be an unrequited love. I felt a little sorry and comforted: "The moth fights the fire, the fire scorched the moth, the heart yearns for it, where is there anything strange." β
"What a heart yearns for." She looked at me and said, "Come on, lock this girl up in the Listening Pavilion." β
Listening to the pavilion, it sounds really a good place, before the two little peach blossoms stepped forward to take me away, I hurriedly smiled at her gratefully: "Thank you!" β
She was teased by my "thank you" and laughed: "The little girl really yearns for it!" β
Later, I learned why this good-looking, well-furnished place was called "Tingsukaku".
Because, his grandmother can't sleep here at all, so she can only open her eyes and listen to the uninterrupted annoying piano music around her, sweeping wave after wave. I spat hatefully: Auntie, I am blind, my face is like a peach, and my heart is like a snake and scorpion, this is the kind of person I am talking about!
There was nothing to do at night, and I couldn't sleep, I sat on the table of the Eight Immortals with a pot of oily green Jing Tongzi, listening to the noisy sound of the piano rolling endlessly, and I looked at the moon leisurely. Thinking that it would be good to eat something in this situation, he pulled a leaf and chewed it in his mouth.
Lingtai suddenly exploded with a sweet and immature sentence: "Little Peach, do you like me too?" β
Ben Shenjun was stunned, looked down at the small peach tree sapling under the table of the Eight Immortals, and then looked down at the delicate and green Jing boy in his arms, and was in a trance for several times before he realized what he had just heard.
I held up the Jing boy and whispered, "Hey, little boy, have you taken a fancy to that water lily?" Hey, you're not bad! β
A small leaf in the basin trembled, and its head drooped. I licked the little leaf gently, and the tender voice sounded in my head again: "You, you, let go of me, men and women can't kiss, if you hold me like this, Little Peach Blossom will be jealous." β
Ben Shenjun was playful, and said next to the leaf: "You don't even know if people like you or not, how do you know that she will be jealous?" β
"But look at Little Peach, she ...... Her branches keep growing towards me! β
"Haha, you're so funny, where does the sapling grow if it doesn't go up? You're at the table, above the house, but it's just right! β
"You talk nonsense, you're not a little peach blossom, what do you know!"
"You're not a little peach blossom either, how do you know I'm talking nonsense?"
Kyo Boy ignored me and drooped the leaves listlessly. I don't think it's right, what I said just now didn't hurt this little boy's heart.
I hurriedly licked his leaves, he didn't answer, licked again, and he still didn't answer. When I licked it again, a roar exploded from the top of my head, and although it was an angry voice, it was still tender and very good.
"Why are you so shameless, why are you kissing me!"
I burst out laughing: "Little boy, this is licking, not kissing~"
"Hurry up and let me go! What should I do if I let Little Peach Blossom see that she ignores me?! That little voice was tender and mixed with anger, like the tip of a bamboo shoot exploded by spring thunder.
The sound of the piano was still sweeping, and I thought about it and moved the table, found a good place next to the little peach blossom, and gently put down the pot of Jing Tongzi. The little boy really didn't have a lot of interest, and squatted there stupidly, and Ye Tiao'er was so stiff that he didn't even dare to move.
I squatted on the table of the Eight Immortals again, looked at the appearance of Jing Tongzi, and silently remembered my little phoenix wood. I've never heard Xiaofeng's voice, and I don't know if Xiaofeng's voice will be so tender and beautiful. After I escape from this femme fatale, I will secretly find Xiaofeng to taste a leaf, and by the way, listen to his love words with his sister in the water lily.
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