Volume 1 Chapter 107 Old Man Zhang
Zheng Yun couldn't help but shudder, his hairs stood on end in fright by the questions and laughter of the two, and his face turned gray in an instant.
What's going on?
Why are they laughing so badly?
Who said that beautiful girls laugh sweetly?
Wool! How did I get goosebumps all over my body when I heard it?
Thinking about it, Zheng Yun trembled again, quickly reacted, hurriedly pointed to the loquat tree, and explained incoherently: "Don't get me wrong!" What's that...... I'm not talking about you, I'm ...... I mean ants in the trees. ”
When Zhang Jinxuan heard this, her eyes narrowed, she bit her red lips lightly, nodded, and said with a smile on her face: "Oh! You mean ants! Or exactly two? Hehe! The tone was gentle, the words were gentle, but there was a clear sense of disbelief.
Li Bin also squinted his eyes, stretched out a hand, and gave Zheng Yun a thumbs up, lest Zhang Jinxuan's hatred value was not high enough, and said in a loud voice: "Amazing!" Isn't it enough to say we're two fools? Compare us to ants? You can do it! Hehe! ”
When Zheng Yun heard this, he paused again, pointed to the ants on the tree with one hand, cried and mourned, and explained again: "Two aunts and grandmothers, I really mean ants, I don't believe you see for yourself!" I didn't lie to you. ”
Zhang Jinxuan's face was ruddy, angry and angry, clenched her teeth, and said hatefully: "Do you think we will believe it?" ”
Speaking of this, his eyes narrowed, and he continued: "Even if you mean ants, so what? ”
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Li Bin, and the two looked at each other and smiled, and laughed at the same time again.
"Huh! Hehehe! Hehehehehe! ……。 ”
"Huh! Hehehe! Hehehehehe! ……。 ”
Zheng Yun was speechless, looked at the two of them depressedly, and secretly said in his heart: What is the situation? How can a girl be so unreasonable?
Forehead! Faint! Why did you laugh more crazily this time?
I'll go! Those eyes full of anger, is this to kill?
Thinking of this, Zheng Yun immediately reacted, and hurriedly got up in fright, using his hands and feet together, wanting to slip away.
However, his back was grabbed by four hands at the same time, which suddenly made him unable to run, and then, he felt four pulling forces behind him, and instantly sat on the ground again.
"Want to escape? There are no doors. Li Bin said with a wicked smile, like a female devil.
"How can this be true? Are you so brave that you still dare to escape? You're dead. Zhang Jinxuan's apricot eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth and said.
"Ahh Help me! What are you going to do? Zheng Yun was so shocked that he screamed in fright.
Zheng Yun's shouting suddenly startled the two, Zhang Jinxuan turned her head to look at the garden gate, patted her chest with palpitations, and then said sharply: "Shut up!" No matter how loud you are, I can't get around you. ”
After speaking, she continued to grasp the corner of Zheng Yun's clothes with one hand, and quickly screwed Zheng Yun's left ear with the other.
Li Bin raised his head, and after glancing back at the same time, he playfully stuck out his tongue, grabbed the corner of Zheng Yun's clothes tightly with one hand, and screwed his right ear with the other.
Zheng Yun was in pain, so frightened that he immediately held his head with both hands, bent his feet, and quickly buried his head between his legs, and then hugged his feet with both hands and shouted in a low voice: "Hmm! Help me! Are you going to murder? I didn't provoke you! ”
Zheng Yun wanted to cry without tears, and complained depressedly: What's the situation? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Is there a mistake? Is it wrong to even watch ants foraging for food? Haematemesis! Are girls so unreasonable?
The moment Zheng Yun's head lay between his legs, Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin's hands were immediately removed by him.
The two saw that they couldn't find his ears, and after glancing at each other, Li Bin showed an inquiring look.
Zhang Jinxuan glanced at Li Bin, and then, she glanced at Zheng Yun's waist again, and suddenly, the two showed a smile of understanding.
Not to mention, the two are really best friends who have played together to a big day, and they don't need to speak, just a look, and they immediately understood each other's intentions.
I saw that the two of them lifted Zheng Yun's clothes at the same time, and then covered his head, and then pressed down tightly.
The action was really neat and uniform, without any mud and water, not only covering Zheng Yun's head, but also covering his hands and feet.
Zheng Yun was still rejoicing, but fortunately he reacted quickly, buried his head in his legs, and quickly pulled the hands of the two away, otherwise, his ears would be tragic.
However, before he could finish his rejoicing, it was really a tragedy, and he was wrapped into a ball by his own clothes on the spot, and he could no longer move.
Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin reached up at the same time, each picked a drooping loquat leaf, and then looked at each other and smiled.
The two of them continued to press down on Zheng Yun's clothes with one hand, picked up the leaves with the other, and at the same time pulled up the ...... on his exposed back.
The little baby supports the boat and steals the white lotus; I don't understand the hidden traces, and the duckweed opens together.
The smooth cooperation between the two is also a tacit understanding.
Zheng Yun, who was afraid of itching, was tragic on the spot, his head, hands and feet were covered by his own clothes, and the whole person was wrapped into a ball, and he couldn't even go out of his body.
I wanted to escape, but I didn't dare to escape, I was afraid that if I knocked down the two of them, I would suffer endlessly.
It became a luxury for him to cry and laugh out loud, but he writhed back and forth, tears mixed with snot and screamed.
"Bah! Yikes! Woo! Oh! Hahaha....... ”
Zheng Yun twisted his body desperately, screaming in a low voice, hoping that the two of them would be merciful as soon as possible, but it made him feel that he was in trouble.
When the two heard Zheng Yun's screams, they immediately became even more excited, not only did they not stop, but they even paddled hard.
Zhang Jinxuan gritted her teeth while pulling the leaves: "Let you have nothing to scare us!" Let's see if you dare to scare us next time. ”
Li Bin even laughed while pulling the leaves, "It's so fun, hahaha...... I'm going to laugh to death! ”
Zheng Yun couldn't help but shout: "Li Bin, you female neurotic!" You have built your happiness on my pain. ”
When Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin were playing energetically, suddenly, a majestic voice sounded.
"Xuanxuan, Xiao Binzi, what are you two doing? Why don't you stop it quickly, what kind of system will it become? ”
The owner of the voice put his hands behind his back, his face showed majesty, and he looked at Zheng Yun with a puzzled expression: This stinky boy, how did he provoke these two good girls? How can the two of them laugh so disregarding their image?
After Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin heard the voice, they looked up at the same time, and were immediately shocked, hurriedly let go of Zheng Yun, and stood up.
The two stood aside, holding each other's hands and bowing their heads silently, holding back a smile on their faces, but their faces were flushed, and their whole bodies were shaking.
Zheng Yun also heard the voice, felt that the two of them finally let go of themselves, and immediately put their clothes back, and then, he looked up with snot and tears on his face, and was stunned.
I saw that an old man with short hair and high spirits was looking at him with an angry face.
The old man has a flat head, a Chinese face, majestic but kind, a clean and neat military uniform, and his body is standing straight, at a glance, he knows that he is a soldier who has been a soldier for many years.
Zheng Yun's face changed slightly, looking a little cramped and uneasy, and he whispered to himself: Oops, this old man in front of him is estimated to be either the grandfather of the female devil or the grandfather of the female nerve.
Dead this time, he won't smoke himself with a broom later, right? Fainted! What to do?
Zheng Yun guessed wildly, and immediately came from his heart, and said secretly: "Hmm! Pregnant! Let you chase me, it's better for me to pester you first, hehe! Let's take a look at your anger first.
Thinking about it, Zheng Yun immediately ran over with a roll, hid behind the old man, grabbed the corners of the old man's clothes tightly with both hands, and then cried bitterly and said, "Grandpa, help!" ”
"These two female devils are going to kill people, you are really my savior! If it weren't for your arrival, I guess I would have died young...... ”
Zheng Yun said bitterly, while pulling up the corner of the old man's clothes, and vigorously wiped the snot and tears on his face.
His aggrieved cry continued to sob, and it was really sad for the hearer to shed tears.
After finishing speaking, he glanced at the two of them tremblingly, and then looked at the old man with a pitiful face.
"You say we're witches?" Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin both widened their eyes at the same time, and said almost in unison.
After finishing speaking, both of them had angry faces on their faces, staring at Zheng Yun with angry eyes.
Zhang Jinxuan lightly pulled Li Bin's hand with one hand and whispered: "This dead bastard, it seems that the rhythm has not been cleaned up enough!" How dare the wicked sue first? Outrageous! Wait a minute, what will he die? ”
"Hmmm! You're right! Wait and fill him in the ditch. Li Bin responded angrily, with a tone that was not shocking and endless, how could he still have the usual gentle and graceful appearance.
Although the voices of the two were small, Zheng Yun's hearing was so good, after hearing the whispers of the two, he was terrified on the spot.
Ducked back a little, grabbed the old man's clothes with trembling hands, covered his face, and didn't dare to look at Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin again.
Immediately afterwards, he took the old man's clothes in his hand, wiped his tears on the left, wiped his nose on the right, wiped it repeatedly, and wiped his face in a large area.
Seeing that the three of them were still making trouble, the old man shook his head with a wry smile, and glared at Zhang Jinxuan and Li Bin with feigned anger.
The two playfully stuck out their tongues and bowed their heads at the same time.
The old man turned his head to look at Zheng Yun, and after looking at his clothes, he froze on the spot: Uh! What is he doing with this stinky boy?
Thinking about it, he quickly reacted, and exclaimed in his heart: My military uniform! Is there a mistake with this bastard boy? Oh, my God! This is the best military uniform I've kept, and he's holding it to wipe his nose?
Outrageous! It's too much.
After thinking about it, the old man was angry with Zheng Yun on the spot, his bronze face, originally with a wry smile, at this time, like that chameleon, brushed, instantly became "dark" and extremely .......