"It's not. Zhu Xiaoqiang shook his head, and stopped talking: "That aunt has a lot of friends in prestige. When the aunt clicked on WeChat, she slid up a few times, and he saw it.

"What's this?" Song Yiyi can't understand Zhu Xiaoqiang's brain circuit, what's the matter with you?

"But mine is less than ten. This hurts self-esteem a little, Zhu Xiaoqiang said depressedly.

Song Yiyi was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't breathe with laughter, until she sat in the car, still humming.

Zhu Xiaoqiang was a little sympathetic to the uncle, he saw a message sent by someone to his aunt, an old man asked her to go to the willow top on the moon, and someone made an appointment after dusk - to dance a square dance.

But soon he couldn't sympathize, compared to the green uncle, he was really green. Not only was he green, but he almost died, and when he remembered his lost love and youth, God gave him another time, and he almost didn't kill him.

Song Yiyi hugged her sore belly, looked at Zhu Xiaoqiang and pouted angrily.

In her opinion, Zhu Xiaoqiang is to blame, and she doesn't understand how he grew up with this kind of character. Too kind, too simple, too straightforward, but also too easy to offend people. When I first met him, I didn't understand the world at all, and even now in Song Yiyi's opinion, he is not qualified.

His character is sometimes a little expert, and in less than half a year after entering school, he killed his roommates in the dormitory one by one. Song Yiyi still remembers Zhu Xiaoqiang's expression when he told him how he offended the five roommates, at that time, he looked puzzled and didn't understand, Song Yiyi believed that he really didn't understand.

Zhu Xiaoqiang told her that when she first entered the school in her freshman year, the six people in their dormitory went to eat together to connect with each other, and drinking was even more unavoidable. Everyone was elated, but Zhu Xiaoqiang was stunned, so when his roommate toasted him, he subconsciously said what was in his heart as soon as he was nervous: "I don't drink horse urine, I ...... I'm afraid. ”

You're scared of hair.

As soon as the words came out, Zhu Xiaoqiang regretted it, it was really a bit ingrained in the bad impression left by the wine.

This is inseparable from the education of Zhu's father and Zhu's mother since childhood.

Like what bar, KTV or something, the indoctrination in everyone from childhood to everyone is less, Zhu's mother told him: "There are many goblins in it." ”

Zhu's father was more direct: "Dare to break your three legs." ”

It's no wonder that Zhu's father and mother are short-sighted, it's really for a small county, there is no big public security problem, small fights and brawls are constant, and most of them happen in those entertainment venues, after all, a few catties of horse urine are poured into it, and some people with poor self-control have forgotten whether they are themselves or not, what else do you expect him to do?

In fact, Zhu's father and Zhu's mother are so educated, firstly, they are afraid that he will learn badly, secondly, they are afraid that he will drink, and they are afraid that something will happen to him.

Three generations of single seedlings cannot withstand any risks.

Dad Zhu was just a pig seller in the early years, and he had not yet embarked on the road of no return to raising pigs. As a result, he didn't have any, and a cartload of pigs died. After climbing up, I woke up with all the strength of the wine. Since then, Zhu's father has a shadow on the wine and the car, not to mention trembling when he touches it, it doesn't matter if it's two-legged, three-legged, or four-legged. I heard that once, a guide and bullet cart with many wheels crossed the border from them, and Zhu's father sat down in fright when he saw it, and he didn't get up for a long time.

It's still Zhu's mother who carried it back, Zhu's father has more than 200 pounds, that's right, Zhu's mother is so tough, or the two of them have never won a fight!

Zhu's father is 1.8 meters, Zhu's mother is 1.8 meters, and Zhu's mother has a waist circumference of three inches more than Zhu's father. So, got it?

And Zhu Xiaoqiang is tall, 183, heavy, 150, Yan, charms all beings, Song Yu Pan'an also looks like this, no more. Maybe Zhu's father and Zhu's mother didn't expect to give birth to such a handsome son, at first, the two of them took Zhu Xiaoqiang to the hospital together, and later Zhu's father secretly tricked Zhu Xiaoqiang to the hospital once a year with a candy, because Zhu Xiaoqiang is getting more and more handsome every year, and Zhu's father's soul has to be impacted every year. After all, it is to draw blood, it hurts a little, you can't eat it if you don't give it candy, and Zhu Xiaoqiang is not stupid.

Zhu's father had an accident that time, and Zhu's mother was also afraid, I remember once saying bald in front of Zhu Xiaoqiang: "Fortunately, your father is fine, otherwise I would have to take you to remarry, find a stepfather, and beat you every day." ”

At that time, Zhu Xiaoqiang was still young and didn't understand what life and death meant, but the sentence "find a stepfather to beat you every day" almost didn't scare him to death. In order not to be beaten, Zhu Xiaoqiang gave Zhu's father an affectionate sentence from time to time: "Dad, you have to live well." The second monk of Zhu's father and uncle was confused, so he could only sigh: "Xiaoqiang is sensible, and he knows that he feels sorry for his father." ”

Anyway, it was instilled like this from childhood to adulthood, wine is not wine, it is horse urine. That's why this scene is there.

"Horse ...... Horse urine"

As soon as the words came out, the audience was quiet, he was bald and happy, everyone was shocked, and the four horses were really difficult to chase.

After that, the atmosphere was no longer warm, and when I drank again, I always felt that it was not the same taste, and there was a feeling of commotion. The result was unhappy, once or twice was fine, but Zhu Xiaoqiang, this kid is honest, it's endless, not everyone likes to listen to the truth, even if it's your heartfelt words. Young people who enter the university are already half of the society, and they have forgotten all about their behavior when they were minors, but they learn quickly as adults.

Therefore, people like Zhu Xiaoqiang, whose mind is always above the juvenile full grid line and hovering below the adult passing line, are naturally unpleasant.

But it's just unpleasant, not so annoying, after all, who doesn't like a blank piece of paper, a child paper that is given as soon as you borrow money.

But even so, it wasn't until half a year later that the fifth roommate in the dormitory was offended by him.

It's counted as offending one a month, and the record is brilliant.

The reason is that he saw the best personality in the dormitory, the most sociable roommate supporting a richly dressed grandmother, the two walked on the street with an intimate demeanor, in fact, the roommate had seen him, wanted to hide but couldn't hide, so he could only catch up, and originally wanted to say hello, but Zhu Xiaoqiang said: "xxx, your grandma is so young!" directly made the roommate's face black, "grandma" face is longer than a donkey, and the pearl powder fell down. stared at the protagonist with a face full of envy and sincerity, slapped his roommate in the face, and threw down a sentence: "Raised by a son of a bitch." ”

Got into a car with a dung fork hanging from the front, boom, boom, butt smoked and ran away.

Zhu Xiaoqiang looked confused, and originally wanted to comfort and comfort his roommate who was beaten, but they almost didn't stare at him to death, and turned around hatefully to chase the smoking car.

So far, all five roommates have made friends, and in the dormitory, he is a strange acquaintance, and he has become a loner. Since people can't afford to provoke them, in order not to block themselves, they can hide.