Volume 1, my name is Lin Xiaoqiang Fifty-five, not wearing the sky
"That, Xiao Man, can I come in?" Lin Xiaoqiang stood at Xiao Man's door, wanting to knock on the door, but when he raised his hand, he felt very strange, so he simply asked.
No one answered, and after a while I heard a rustling sound inside, and then the door opened.
Xiao Man opened the door, turned around and went in, leaning on the bed. Lin Xiaoqiang followed in and closed the door with his hand. This house was originally small, and this bed was not considered a bed, but it was built with two boards. When Lin Xiaoqiang came in, he remembered that he should buy her a better bed, and he didn't have no money at hand, so he took care of practicing. The place is narrow, there is no place to sit, anyway, he is not an outsider, Lin Xiaoqiang is still the same as when Ruotong was there before, he simply sits on the edge of the bed.
"Well, what, I'll discuss something with you."
Xiao Man didn't answer, looked at Lin Xiaoqiang with his eyes, and nodded, so you can say it.
"Come to that one at noon today, it's that woman, she's a policeman"
"Hmm"
"Her name is Wu Qiong, and I know her very well."
"Hmm."
"She means to ask you to go over and stay with her for a while."
"Hmm."
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just cleaning up the house and cooking or something. She's lazy. ”
"Hmm."
Talking about Lin Xiaoqiang like this, I felt awkward. You're always mmmmmmm
"I think what she said makes sense, you can do it for a while, wait a few months, and I'll pick you up after this view is repaired."
"Hmm."
Lin Xiaoqiang had nothing to say. I only sat down, and I didn't dare to look at Xiao Man, looking down at my toes. Xiao Man didn't speak, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward for a while, and the room was quiet. After sitting for a while, the more Lin Xiaoqiang sat down, the more he felt that his buttocks were hot, and Xiao Man was reluctant to see what this meant. Then there is no need to spend any more, stand up, and prepare to go out.
Suddenly, Xiaoman sat up, and when he came up, he threw himself on Lin Xiaoqiang. Lin Xiaoqiang's reaction speed now, no matter how fast she pounces, in Lin Xiaoqiang's eyes, it is slow motion. Lin Xiaoqiang's mind was flying, what is she doing? Assault me? Am I blocked? To hide or not to hide? Seeing Xiao Man open his hands, Lin Xiaoqiang turned his heart sideways, that's all, she was not happy when she said this, as if she drove him away, it was a big deal to hit her twice.
Xiao Man pounced on him, hugged Lin Xiaoqiang with a handful, leaning on his body, face against his face, which is called ear and sideburn grinding. Lin Xiaoqiang heard the sound of Xiao Man's rapid breathing in his ears, and he smelled the fragrance on her face or hair in his nose, and a hot current rushed straight to his head, as if something had exploded in his body, and he couldn't help but hug Xiao Man. It's a completely instinctive reaction, and everyone knows it well. The next thing, cough cough, as for this Lin Xiaoqiang's cultivation into an immortal body, in addition to growing in height, is there any secondary development in other places, what is the state of this Li Bing, the lights are not turned off, the bed of the wooden plank is not collapsed, such a book Lao Bei can't write, and the officials call it self-driving. Speaking is not a time to choke, that is called a night without books, the next day dawn.
When he got up in the morning, Lin Xiaoqiang regretted it as soon as he opened his eyes, is this considered a violation of the precepts? Speaking of cultivators, it seems that the most taboo is this fornication vow. Although she said that she took the initiative and couldn't blame me, she still broke the vows. Hey, impulse is a big ghost, and when there is a woman when impulsive, that is to add four more twos to the king. Li Bing said that he should not be the landlord first, and the top priority is to take the initiative and admit his mistake to the uncle first.
When he came to the uncle, he made a gesture, lowered his head, and whispered to Uncle Yang: "Uncle, uncle, what is it, I made a mistake last night." ”
Uncle Yang's eyes slowly opened a slit: "What did you do wrong again?" ”
"That, that, Xiao Man, she took the initiative, not me looking for her. You know Officer Wu is here, and I'm talking to her about something else, her own or something. ”
"Oh."
"Uncle, I was wrong, I didn't hold it. I, I will pay attention in the future, no matter who ignores. ”
"Haha, haha."
"Don't laugh, I really know it's wrong. If you want to be punished, I will admit it, as long as you don't teach me. ”
"Well, good boy, and know how to admit mistakes. But when did I tell you not to get close to women? ”
Yes? What do you mean? Thinking about it carefully, Uncle Yang said that you can't show too many spells to mortals, you can't reveal your identity, you can't have a murderous heart, you can't be lazy, you can't do a lot of things, but you really never said that you can't get close to women. Hey? What's going on? Got a door?
"Uncle, what do you mean by that?"
"Haha, although we are cultivating immortals, we are still flesh after all. Seven emotions and six desires are inevitable. Besides, these gods will multiply, how can the immortals be exempt from vulgarity? ”
"Huh? You mean, this thing is okay? ”
"What do you mean by yes? Creation gives birth to yin and yang, and yin and yang do not change, where does everything come from? The so-called solitary yin is not born, and the solitary yang is not long, and this fusion of yin and yang is also the avenue. ”
"Oh, Avenue? Is there a way for the fusion of yin and yang? Isn't that what is it called double cultivation? Yes, uncle, is there any this? ”
"There are thousands of Dao laws, as long as they are in line with the Tao of Heaven and the same as creation, what can't be included?"
"Haha, uncle, I'll practice with Xiaoman from then on. Don't worry, I'll tell her it's qigong and don't tell her anything else, okay? ”
"What's not to do? However, among the immortals, they were entangled, and in the end, they all delayed their cultivation in vain. Hey, you're still young, you'll understand later. ”
"Then you don't blame me?"
"What do I blame you for? But you're just doing it. ”
"Yes, uncle, I understand, it must be good!"
As soon as Lin Xiaoqiang heard what the uncle said, his heart was happy, he raised his head and stood up straight, still happy, and was about to tease Li Bing for a few words, when he heard a shout from behind: "Xiaoqiang!" ”
When I heard the voice, it was Xiao Man, hey, she never called that before, huh? Well, after a night of teaching, she has a temper. Coming to the back, Xiao Man was cooking. Breakfast has always been simple, Uncle Yang drinks porridge, and Xiao Manlin Xiaoqiang is egg noodles. Xiaoman is still diligent, every morning the uncle's porridge is boiled alone, and Lin Xiaoqiang eats it well. Although Bigu, you can't really eat too little, isn't that scary? So Xiaoman is watching, Lin Xiaoqiang still eats a little, but in fact, he can't digest it if he eats too much, so he can only go to the toilet more. Lin Xiaoqiang walked over, and saw that the uncle's small bowl of porridge had been boiled, put aside and waited for it to cool, the water in the cauldron had not yet boiled, and when he looked closely, there were four eggs boiling in it, and the vegetable leaves in the vegetable basket next to him had been washed. ”
"Huh? What to call? ”
"You're stupid! That policeman's. Didn't you tell me to stay there? ”
"Huh? Would you like to? ”
"I heard you yesterday. She has a point, and it's really not convenient for me to be here. Besides, I was locked up in this dilapidated temple all day long, and I was also panicked. ”
"Are you really going?"
"Well, really. Why don't you go. I'll be back anyway, won't I? ”
"Well, if you really want to go, I'll call her."
"You fight, by the way, don't forget, when you repair this house, remember to leave a room next to you, notify me in advance when you decorate, and I will arrange it myself when the time comes."
"That's fine." When Li Bing heard this, she suddenly remembered Xiao Man's bedroom that she had been to before, the pink room like a princess's cottage, probably in her heart, that place was a warm and safe nest.
After breakfast, Lin Xiaoqiang called Wu Qiong, and Xiaoman did it and washed the dishes and swept the floor. After lunch, Xiao Man began to pack his things. In fact, there is nothing to tidy up, her things are all bought after she comes to live, but they are just some clothes. A big bag is all it takes. Lin Xiaoqiang turned out the small vault and saw that half of the 40,000 yuan last time was given to Xiaoman, and he added something by himself, and there were more than 10,000 left here. It is said that it is a lot, but when I think of what the uncle said, there will be a place to use money in the future, and my heart is tight. Li Bing knew at a glance that she wanted to bring some to Xiaoman, alas, a poor family is rich, a girl, she has more money than us, so bring some.
"Three, do you mean to bring her some money?"
"Yes, this Sister Wu is not rich, and Xiaoman is not rich, this always means something."
"Okay, if you want to give, you can give it. Over there, under that box, you dig out a cardboard box and look at it. ”
Lin Xiaoqiang did what Li Bing said, found out the cardboard box, opened it and looked, oh, it was full of money, about a count, there were always seventy or eighty thousand. This, how is there so much money here?
"One, isn't this rich? Why are you crying to me that you are poor, saying that you have no money? ”
"Last time, the big girl didn't give away 200,000 yuan, you are buying clothes, shoes, and buying electricity, this Xiaoman is here, and he eats and drinks well, and buys clothes and shoes. How expensive are those clothes? If you count it yourself, a set of underwear is more than 3,000! Did You Know? If you make nonsense, don't I have to save some money? ”
"But when did you hide this money?"
"Hehe, there will always be times when you don't control your body and don't pay attention to what I'm doing. You think that's all you can? ”
Well, just to pick it out, Li Bing was able to endure it and blinded all the thieves and ancestors. Well, the money is there, but how much do you get?
"I see, it's appropriate for you to take 30,000 yuan, it's not that she didn't make money in the past, Officer Wu meant, more than one is going to come over to eat, they know to give money. Then I look, Uncle Yang has finished handing over the basics, and it is estimated that he is going to teach us to practice the magic weapon, didn't the uncle say it, this magic practice tool is to burn money, we have to save a little. ”
Lin Xiaoqiang nodded, it made sense. took 30,000 yuan, put the rest of the money away, and said it to Xiao Man when he came out. I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that it feels bad to give money like this. So while he was packing his things, he quietly put the money into Xiao Man's bag.
Wu Qiong was very punctual, and after dinner in the afternoon, she came over to pick up Xiao Man. Lin Xiaoqiang sent it out, until they got into the car, watching Wu Qiong drive away, Lin Xiaoqiang suddenly had a sour nose.
Let's look back. Closing the door, Lin Xiaoqiang felt distraught, sat on the ground, and looked up at the uncle. Uncle Yang still closed his eyes and meditated, and he didn't speak. Hey, this uncle, twenty-four hours a day, twenty hours a day, meditates, and the remaining four hours are still locked up in his little dark room. It's usually fine, but you shouldn't greet you. Hey, Lin Xiaoqiang simply sat on the ground with his legs crossed, ready to chat with Li Bing.
"Three, that guy is here."
"Which one?"
"Which one on the mountain?"
Lin Xiaoqiang felt, yes, that person is here again. Hey, I was busy cleaning up Xiaoman last night, and I didn't have time to think of you, but today is on time, see you every day, do you think I don't dare to come up and ask you what the hell are you doing? Just as he was about to say a few words to Li Bing, he felt that there was another person, and this person's skills were higher than which one on the tree was lying in the sky. The man moved from east to west, and when he came to the vicinity of the one in front of him, he did not move. After a while, I felt that the one lying on the tree was moving quickly down the mountain, and the other one, who stayed in place for a while, also left, but the strange thing was that the direction after going down the mountain actually seemed to be running towards the view.
Strange, what's going on? Lin Xiaoqiang and Li Bing were bold and bold, so they paid attention to this figure. After a while, the human eye was in front of the gate. I was surprised, this was really coming to us, and I heard a knock on the door.
Who is this? Still knocking on the door? As soon as the two discussed, it was a mortal who came, not afraid, let's see who it was first. After receiving the courage of this perception, he secretly transported all his strength to Lin Xiaoqiang's external skills, and then came to the gate. Let's knock quietly through the crack in the door first, forget it, the third master really can't afford to lose that share!
Stretched out his hand to open the door, and when he looked out, Lin Xiaoqiang was stunned first, it was Xu Lu again! Hey, I said, this woman is really ghostly, you don't have anything to do all the time? Why are you pestering me?
As soon as Xu Lu saw Lin Xiaoqiang open the door, he was generous, and he didn't need you to greet him, he raised his feet and walked inside. Where is Lin Xiaoqiang still hanging, blocking the door, Xu Lu deviated and got in from under Lin Xiaoqiang's armpit. There was someone beside him, Lin Xiaoqiang reacted, and was about to clamp her neck, but when she saw that she just wanted to drill through, her hands and feet had no intention of plotting, forget it, go in, let's go in, and see what she has to say this time.
When Xu Lu entered the house, he saw Uncle Yang first, and bowed twice with his hands folded. It doesn't matter if Uncle Yang sees it or not, he doesn't care about it or not, he walks back with his head up. Probably because he was familiar with it, he didn't need Lin Xiaoqiang to greet him, so he entered the hospitality room, turned on the light, and sat on the chair.
Seeing Lin Xiaoqiang come in on his heels, Xu Lu smiled and said, "The third master won't entertain me with a bowl of water today?" ”
Lin Xiaoqiang didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, so he walked in front of her and sat down: "What are you doing again?" ”
"Oh, you said you wouldn't let me go over the wall, but you didn't say you wouldn't let me come. You personally commanded me to come in through the gate. After Xu Lu finished speaking, he looked left and right, shaking his head: "Don't say it, the feeling of walking through the gate is different." ”
"Don't talk nonsense. What are you doing here? ”
"Why are you so fierce. You have to thank me first. ”
"I thank you? Hmph, why? ”
"The third master doesn't know yet, you are on the mountain behind you, but there is an eye staring at you every day."
"What to stare at, love to stare or not."
When Xu Lu heard this, he gave a thumbs up: "If you don't say it's the third master, it seems that you have known it for a long time." High, you are indeed high. I'm going to do it too much. ”
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, I'm thinking about a character like the third master, seeing someone peeping at the sky, that's not good. A brick to help you scare him away. ”
Oh, I see. Hmph, you don't have any good intentions!
"And I have to thank you?"
"Thank you for not daring to be. As long as the arrangement of the third master is not broken, thank God. ”
"You chase that, what's the way to go, do you know?"
"I don't really know that. But now on the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that there are not many people who dare to provoke your third master. ”
"How?"
"Hey, it's all my fault for talking too much, and I mentioned it to you. Now on the rivers and lakes, it is all legendary, Third Master, you are angry at the crown, stretched out a little finger, and completely disintegrated the power of Liu Sanye. The next day, the whole city knew about it. Who saw that you had to take the small word in front of you and respectfully call you the third master? You say, who else would dare to touch your tiger's ass at this time? ”
"Hmph, you're really fast. This Liu Sanke still has a lot of younger brothers who have run away, aren't you afraid that I will say that you are here to provoke? ”
"What am I afraid of, I'm just telling the truth, who told them not to be long-sighted, and they have to provoke you. Besides, now those who have heads and faces are busy sharing the cakes left by Liu Sanye, small fish and shrimp, all of them are clamped with tails, and they don't dare to put a fart, who cares about the idle affairs of small characters like us? ”
"Stop talking nonsense, you really don't know who that is?"
"I don't know. Why don't I check it for you? ”
"Forget it, I don't dare trouble you."
"Oh, what dare you dare, third master, I see, I can't do it if you don't bother me."
"Oh? What do you mean by that? ”
I opened the skylight and said something. Let me ask you, Third Master, do you know Li Jianjun? ”
"Li Jianjun? Who is it? ”
"You're a noble man. Let me remind you that Li Jianjun, the village head of Weiguo Village, nicknamed Li Er Mazi. ”
As soon as Lin Xiaoqiang heard this, he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart. Li Bing felt that Lin Xiaoqiang's courage had skyrocketed, and his mood was extremely unstable. What Xu Lu saw was Lin Xiaoqiang's teeth clenched, his eyes were round stool, his hands were clenched into fists, and the cold and murderous look in his eyes was all murderous, Xu Lu saw a lot of these scenes, such scary eyes, but for the first time, he was secretly glancing at the door, and once Lin Xiaoqiang was violent, he was ready to run away at any time.
Li Bing also felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly persuaded Lin Xiaoqiang to calm down. After more than ten minutes, Lin Xiaoqiang seemed to calm down a little, gradually regained his courage, and looked at Xu Lu coldly: "How do you know?" ”
Xu Lu put his heart into his stomach at this time: "Hey, I also spent a lot of money." Third master, do you think you should thank me? ”
"Hmph, just by name? I just thank you? ”
"How bad this person is, the third master must know better than me. I'll tell you the truth, this person is now at the end of his life, as long as you are willing to do me a little favor, then all the grievances will be understood. ”
Seeing that Lin Xiaoqiang didn't speak, Xu Lu smiled lightly and said, "Third Master, I know that you are practicing now, and your Tao is deep. I'm a layman, but I also know that as the saying goes, yes, the revenge of killing the father is not shared! ”
Lin Xiaoqiang stood up with a rub, raised his hand and slapped the table, his strength was uncontrollable, and the table was slapped by this time, and the two halves of his hand smashed to the ground. Lin Xiaoqiang glared at Xu Lu: "Say, what do you want me to do?" ”