Chapter 62: Which is Worse?
Wei Qingqing likes to tease Bai Qi the most, especially likes to see her angry and worried old mother, deliberately lazily burying her face in the brocade quilt, no matter what Bai Qi says, she just can't get up.
Bai Qi was so angry that he rushed to the bed and pulled his wife out of bed, and said with a serious face: "Madam! Human life is at stake, so you should quickly sit in front of the desk and sort out your thoughts and think about how to find out the bad person! ”
Wei Qingqing looked at her maid with a full sense of justice, and threw out a sentence lightly, "There are a lot of delicious pastries on the table of the Eight Immortals, and the eldest princess of Jinyang can be regarded as having a heart." ”
"Pastries? Delicious? Bai Qi's serious gaze tilted and landed on the plates of tempting pastries.
She swallowed her saliva vigorously, resisted the temptation of the food with all her strength, and forcibly moved her gaze back to Wei Qingqing, "Madam! When is this still thinking about eating!! ”
"Yo! It looks like a royal sweet! The imperial system is only eaten by people in the palace! Wei Qingqing deliberately bit the word "imperial system" so badly that Bai Qi swallowed another round of saliva.
But Bai Qi is greedy and greedy, but at the critical moment, he has a positive outlook and a strong sense of justice...... People who are very afraid of death!
She struggled to resist the temptation from the pastries, became rare and serious, and analyzed the pros and cons with Wei Qingqing with her heart and lungs, "Madam, you are now being driven to the shelves, if you are lucky enough to find out the matter, you can naturally eat enough chicken legs and pig's trotters in the future!" ”
"But if you are unlucky this time and don't find out the matter clearly, and others don't mention it for the time being, the county lord of Wuyang alone will definitely bite you unrelentingly! You won't stop without biting a piece of your meat! ”
Bai Qi seemed to think of something terrible when he said this, and his tone suddenly became extremely miserable, "At that time, the slave and maid can only accompany you to eat the tasteless prison meal!" Maybe you won't even be able to eat in prison, and you will be cut off by the Queen Mother directly! ”
Wei Qingqing suddenly became interested and asked: "'Eating tasteless prison food' or 'being beheaded by the Queen Mother', which do you think is more miserable?" ”
"Naturally, both situations are miserable!" Bai Qi glanced at Wei Qingqing unceremoniously, and snorted arrogantly, "I'm not a fool!" It is naturally miserable to eat in prison and have no relationship with chicken legs from now on; But if you lose your life, you won't even have the opportunity to eat in the future, and it will be very miserable! ”
Bai Qi thought that he might not be able to eat in the future, and he suddenly wanted to cry.
Wei Qingqing got up helplessly, twisted a piece of pastry and blocked her mouth, "Okay, okay, don't cry!" Madame, I promise you won't eat in prison, and you won't lose your head! ”
"Uh-huh!" Bai Qi, who was heartbroken a moment ago, swept away his sadness and tasted the pastry in his mouth attentively at this moment, and his assurance to Wei Qingqing was only casually perfunctory.
Wei Qingqing was furious, and while Bai Qi was not paying attention, he swept away the pastries on the table with lightning speed!
White Glutinous: "......"
Bai Qi was not happy, but Wei Qingqing was happy.
Bai Qi drooped his head, and Wei Qingqing hummed a little song happily.
Wei Qingqing patted the dim sum dregs on his hand and instructed Bai Qi, "If you still want to eat chicken legs every day, hurry up and find some angelica, wolfberry, astragalus and other medicinal materials for me!" ”
"Well, if someone asks, they will say that I am a little unwell, and I need to drink it with a medicine that nourishes and refreshes my mind."
Bai Qi pouted and muttered, "Madam, you ate six pastries in one go, and your health is fine!" ”
"I'll help you eat all the pastries, but it's for your good! Look how fat you've become! Wei Qingqing unceremoniously rubbed Bai Qi's chubby cheeks, and urged: "Without those medicinal materials, I can't find out the bad people!" Go and get back quickly, I still have a lot to do! ”
Bai Qi glared at Wei Qingqing, "Madam, just with a blurred shoe print on the ground, can you really find out the bad person?" Even the gods can't do this, right? ”
"I ......"
Wei Qingqing's words had just started, and he was interrupted by Bai Qi with a serious face, "Madam, we grew up together, with the slave's understanding of you, you are a little smart, but you are not smart enough to help people solve cases!" Last time in Meiyuan, you must have been a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse, and you were lucky to be right, right? ”
"This time it's different," Bai Qi said and made a "wiping neck" action with his hand on his neck, "This time it's the Queen Mother who is speaking, and the Queen Mother will be beheaded if she deceives the Queen Mother!" Is it too late for us to escape? ”
"It's too late!" Wei Qingqing knocked Bai Qi's head angrily, "Stop thinking nonsense!" Go and do what I have to do, and then find me a cloth ruler by the way, I will be useful! ”
Seeing that there was no hope of escaping, Bai Qi could only run out in a hurry, and after a while, he found all the things Wei Qingqing wanted.
Wei Qingqing picked out one from the pile of things that Bai Qi brought back, and then ordered Bai Qi to find some objects, and then avoided everyone and quietly touched the vegetable field with shoe prints.
Wei Qingqing touched the vegetable field with the white rice cake like a thief, and after saying hello to the two palace maids guarding the vegetable field, he squatted in front of the shoe print to write and draw.
After Bai Qi put the things she brought on the ground one by one, she put on a serious face and carefully tinkered with the memories in her head......
Wei Qingqing asked Bai Qi to use a small wooden board to make a small partition wall for a while, mixed water into the medicinal powder for a while, and asked the palace maid to help find some wooden sticks and put them on the shoe prints to make a skeleton......
She was engrossed in tinkering with it for most of the day, and finally succeeded in crouching the thing mentioned in the memory clip.
She ordered Bai Qi to carefully wrap the thing in the bag and hide it, and then left quietly with Bai Qi as when she came, and no one was noticed from beginning to end, and everyone thought she was still in the wing.
On the way, Bai Qi looked surprised, touched the things in the baggage and asked, "Madam, how do you know how to use medicinal powder to get this thing?" ”
"I don't know, as soon as I see that shoe print, I naturally think of this method, probably because of talent and intelligence!" Wei Qingqing boasted with a smug face, and sighed very shamelessly, "I still have lost my memory, I am so smart and capable, if I recover my memory, will I still have it?" ”
Bai Qi rarely didn't quarrel with Wei Qingqing, and only looked at her worriedly, "Madam, you shouldn't be possessed by some monster, right?" That's how smart and capable you are! But don't youkai just like to eat people? I haven't heard of any youkai who like to make people smarter! ”
Bai Qi's words made Wei Qingqing stunned, slightly distracted, and inexplicably thought of some ghosts and gods.