Seeing that I was about to kiss Li Xiaodai, a flamboyant voice came from behind me.

I looked back at him with burning eyes, he covered his face with a trash can, and hurriedly said: "Ah, it turns out that it's not dawn yet, and this school is too, why don't you turn on the lights at night." ”

My face was full of black lines, and my interest was swept away by him, and I said to him, "Come on, come out quickly." We drank too much last night and ran to the women's bathroom. Let's go. ”

How do you know that Zhang Yang said as if he knew that we were in the women's bathroom: "I know this is the women's bathroom, you drank too much last night, I didn't drink too much." But you have to drag me to the women's bathroom, saying that you want to see the scenery. ”

I believe he has a ghost! If he knew that this was the women's restroom, he wouldn't have been able to lie down and sleep on the squatting pit. I hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Zhang Yang out of the toilet, turned back to Li Xiaodai and said, "Derpy, what class are you in, I'll go to play with you later." ”

Li Xiaodai glanced at me, lowered her head and played with the corners of her clothes and said, "Class 6 of the first year of high school." ”

"Come on, see you later." I said to Li Xiaodai, and hurriedly pushed Zhang Yang out of this place of right and wrong.

Zhang Yang said after a few words: "Where are you pushing?" ”

I glanced at him and said, "Let's go to the infirmary first to get some potion, it's in a terrible pain." Then accompany me to go through the admission procedures, which should have been done yesterday, who knew that so many things had happened and it was delayed. ”

Zhang Yang sighed, put his hand into the crotch of his pants, and pulled it out, I frowned, thinking to myself, "In broad daylight, this effect is too bad." "At the same time I looked around, but luckily no one was passing by.

After digging for a long time, I saw that Zhang Yang actually took out a bottle of safflower oil and threw it to me, and there seemed to be a faint smell on it. I looked at him with disgust and said, "If you put it in your crotch, you are not afraid of panic." ”

Zhang Yang smiled and said to me: "This is a daily necessity, you have to have a good relationship with it, this little life can be so healthy, it all depends on it." ”

I smiled helplessly, and then on the premise that I offered to give him a reward of 100 yuan for accompanying me through various procedures, Zhang Yang finally helped me with all kinds of arrangements, including admission, accommodation, etc., including yesterday at the door to guard Yes, my big and small packages are all handled by him, and I just need to follow him and play mobile games.

Zhang Yang carried large and small bags in both hands, and said to me without any difficulty: "You are in the fifth class of high school, and I will arrange a room with me in the dormitory, so let's go to the dormitory to put things first." ”

There is a one-stop service maid is really comfortable, I followed Zhang Yang to the dormitory building, the key high school is different, the dormitory building is very magnificent, the exterior decoration is clean and tidy, the dormitory area came from the noisy sound of boys, this is high school life!

As Zhang Yang went up the stairs and climbed the fifth floor in one breath, he didn't change his face and didn't panting, not to mention that he was still carrying so many things in his hand, in order to take care of his face, I didn't take a big breath, but I felt that my face was already red.

Coming to the fifth floor, we walked through the corridor, and the students who were originally playing in the corridor ran back to their dormitories after seeing us, or more accurately, seeing Zhang Yang.

"This guy can't be a plague god, right? Why are you avoiding him? Wouldn't our roommates suffer even more? "I was thinking about it, and I was already at the end of the hallway, and it seemed to be this one.

Zhang Yang slammed his buttocks, and the door opened, followed by the smell of smoke and the smell of fermented garbage that had been piled up for an unknown amount of time. I was so angry that I threw up against the wall, the smell was so exciting! This is where people live!

In the interval between me leaning against the wall and vomiting, Zhang Yang had already put my package, came out and saw that I was vomiting, and actually scratched his head embarrassedly and said: "I'm sorry, the house is a little dirty, just clean it up, don't dislike it, just treat it as your own home." ”

I looked up at him with an embarrassed serious look, and I knew why everyone was avoiding him. I got up and pinched my nose and walked into the dormitory, only to realize that the smell I had just smelled was just a vaccination in advance.

The dormitory rooms are quite spacious, they are all bunk design, a total of three bunk beds, that is, six people, in addition to the innermost bed above a dog kennel (really not excessive, the kennel also has a clean, flamboyant den, it is really miserable), there is a person lying in the lower bunk, it is also a talent, it seems to be sleeping.

The man had yellow hair, and his body was covered with a quilt that had turned yellow with only a quilt core, and the pillow seemed to have only a pillow core, with a little yellow and black spots, "This can also sleep people?" "I put a lot of question marks in my mind.

Zhang Yang smiled, walked over and kicked him on the quilt, and shouted, "Lin Ye, get up, you're here." ”

The young man named Lin Ye slowly opened his hazy sleepy eyes and sat up slowly, "My God, this person doesn't take off his clothes when he sleeps?" I was shocked again, only to see him scratch his yellow hair, crack his mouth, show a mouthful of yellow teeth, and say: "Yo, there are guests, sit casually, don't be polite, just treat it as your own home." With that, he lay down again and snored.

I looked at Zhang Yang speechlessly, he scratched his head awkwardly and said to me: "I guess I went to the night last night, don't pay attention to him, you can sleep on the bed over there." Zhang Yang pointed to the bed next to them.

I looked around and found that the rest of the beds were all full of garbage, there was no place to sleep at all, and my luggage was also placed on the ground, it seemed that this dormitory knew that the two of them were sleeping, and I finally knew why Zhang Yang was so happy to run for me and check in!

I shook my head helplessly, and entered the wolf's den, if you come, you will be safe, I will not sleep in the bed next to them, isn't it torture every night! I took out my phone, called the information desk, and booked an hourly worker.

After reading the phone, Zhang Yang sighed a few times and said: "It's good to have money, and our future days are finally better." With that, he hugged my hand and continued, "Young Master Xiao, where are we going to the restaurant tonight?" ”

I glared at him angrily and said, "I'm going to have a Dan Egg Restaurant, I don't have any money, I'll eat a fried noodle later." ”

Zhang Yang sat on the bed like a deflated ball, and reached into his crotch again, I was really curious about how much there was in his crotch. I saw him take out a box of cigarettes, smoke out one and light it, and handed me one at the same time, in fact, I haven't smoked it at all, but I can't lose face!

So the first mouthful of course choked my tears, Zhang Yang watched me make a fool of myself, rolling on the bed with laughter, and the cigarette ash fell off the bed, the strange thing is that Lin Ye didn't wake up, and there was a faint snoring sound, who is too dead, right?!

"This guy can't wake him up in general, only things he finds interesting will wake up." Zhang Yang said while lying on Lin Ye's quilt.

This makes sense, no one wants to live in this dormitory, and it's strange that someone wants to live, and my move in should be something that interests him. I also sat on the edge of the bed, and after choking on a puff, I got used to the taste, and I took out a puff of cigarette and said to Zhang Yang: "Zhang Yang, are you in the same class?" In what class? ”

Zhang Yang glanced at me with a cigarette in his mouth and said, "I am in the tenth class of high school, and Lin Ye is in the eighth class." By the way, we are both repeaters, and we have left one level. ”

As soon as I heard it, good guy, I started repeating grades in high school, and in this state of life, if I can read a book, there will be a ghost. Who knew that Zhang Yang seemed to see what I was thinking again, and then said to me, "We are not poor in learning, I often took the top three exams in the school when we were in the first year of high school, although this guy is not so good, but he is stable in the top 100." ”

What the? I heard it right, this is one of the top key high schools in Lincheng! What is the concept of the top three in the school? If you can stably get to the college entrance examination, it will be the material of Peking University and Tsinghua University!

I looked at him in complete disbelief, but he ignored me and said, "Then guess what we were repeating because of this?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Lifestyle problem? ”

Zhang Yang laughed again, snuffed out the cigarette in his hand, and said, "I volunteered to repeat a grade, as for why you don't need to know now." ”

10,000 heads of grass Nyima in my heart rushed by, what is this, and there are people who volunteer to repeat a grade?

Zhang Yang ignored my reaction and said: "Lin Ye too, he also volunteered to repeat a grade, he saw that I had repeated a grade, and said that I was too lonely alone, so he also repeated a grade to accompany me." ”

Well? Does this Lin Ye like men, could it be that in the dead of night, these two people will sleep in the same bed and do something indescribable?

Zhang Yang gave me a look that I slowly understood, and then I held the railing of the upper bunk with both hands, and with a bow, I lay on the upper bunk, covered with a quilt, and said, "I'll sleep for a while, I'll be trapped to death." Call me when it's time to order. ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yang seemed to have fallen asleep, leaving me at a loss, messy in the dormitory.