A whole coffee table
Seeing someone wearing tights is nothing, at least Xiao Baoshi thinks that as long as the body is good and beautiful, it is a visual enjoyment; Even if the figure is not good or not beautiful, that is also the freedom of others.
The problem is, if it's a man in the bodysuit, that's not quite right, but again, as long as you're in good shape, it's not much of a problem to role-play a superhero.
The problem is, if a fat man of more than three hundred and fifty pounds, wearing a red tights, makes his big belly, which is more exaggerated than that of a woman who is ten months pregnant, protrude there, it is really not aesthetically pleasing, right?
And what makes people even more speechless is that this fat man in a red tights, still carrying two knives behind him, swaggering back and forth in the playground, his belly trembling step by step, it is not ordinary disgusting.
Of course, this is also people's freedom, but this fat man is exactly what Xiao Baoshi knows!
"Fat man, what blow did you suffer? How can a good person go crazy after coming to Qishan County for a few days? Xiao Baoshi really couldn't stand it, so he ran over and grabbed the fat man and asked.
But the party concerned was not embarrassed: "Captain, I'm very good, it's really nothing!" ”
"Ever since you've been mentally ill, you feel more energetic?"
"No, I'm not mentally ill!" Xiao Baoshi nodded sadly: "Yes, I know you will say that, alas, how to say it, you are also a compatriot who came out of Binhai City together, and a brother who has experienced life and death together, you are like this, it is my captain who is incompetent and did not take care of you!" Saying that, there was a faint wetness in the corners of Xiao Baoshi's eyes, from the Krypton Star Battleship to the H291 spaceport, from the Wufu Star to the Brownstone Star, how many difficulties did the fat man go through with him?
I didn't expect it to be okay all the way, but in this Qishan County, crazy!
"No, I'm not crazy!" The fat man was in a hurry, he could see that Xiao Baoshi thought that he had a problem with his brain.
"Kate! You're watching jokes right there, have you seen enough? Come and talk to the captain! The fat man was also annoyed.
With his roar, on the playground, the soldiers who were practicing were also holding back very hard, Colonel Kate bit his lip and ran over, and saluted Xiao Bouldering meticulously: "Report to the chief, Major Zhen Sui is not crazy, he made a bet with the recruits, saying that if the recruit queue is assessed and the pass rate reaches 80%, he will wear a ten-day tightsuit." Report complete. Xiao Baoshi was stunned: "Fat man, you are really the best!" If the squad platoon leader is fine, you are a person in charge of the political and labor line, is it really good for you to do this? Colonel Kate, you're just watching him fool around? ”
"Sir, I also advised the Major, but he insisted on doing so." Colonel Kate even turned on a terminal and signaled that he had recorded a scene from the scene, and he really dissuaded the fat man.
The fat man laughed nonchalantly: "Okay, what is the result?" 100% passed! Brother's figure, he shows off unjustly! ”
"You're really fighting." Xiao Baoshi was a little moved. When Colonel Kate went back to train the soldiers, the fat man whispered to Xiao Baoshi: "Captain, Kate, this old chrysanthemum, is not a good thing, fuck, win people's hearts all day long." Brother can't look at it, so I made such a play, and those soldiers are very close to me now! Xiao Baoshi was speechless, this seems to be a continuation of the dispute between the fat man and Kate in the space fleet.
How can a man with troops not let his soldiers obey orders? If a troop commander wins people's hearts, it's almost the same as unwarranted, right?
However, it is a good thing to have competition, and Xiao Baoshi does not intend to discourage the enthusiasm of the fat man: "Then the fat man, you are busy first, and I will go to see Liu Yiyi." ”
"You go, you go, brother has to keep an eye on Kate's old!" The fat man patted his big belly and said to Xiao Baoshi.
Approaching the county government that was extended by Liu Yiyi as a classroom, he heard Liu Yiyi's crisp voice, Xiao Baoshi walked in, and it turned out that the secretary of the brown wood immediately came over and held Xiao Baoshi's hand with both hands: "Mr. Xiao!" You're back! With his voice, he provoked all the scribes in the county yamen, and everyone surrounded Xiao Baoshi, the sycophants were up and down, Xiao Baoshi was really cowardly, this one or two were fine, such a bunch of people were crowded, and none of them spoke well, they were all some meaningless sycophants, and he really couldn't deal with it.
Fortunately, Liu Yiyi's voice sounded: "It's all idle, right?" It seems that during this period of time, Liu Yiyi has been accumulating prestige in Qishan County, and with such a light sentence, those people immediately dispersed and went to work on their own affairs.
Xiao Baoshi looked at Liu Yiyi, he couldn't speak for a while, he came back from Yanbei Mansion, he had a lot to tell her, but I don't know why, looking at her pretty face, I don't know where to start, I held it for a long time before I squeezed out a sentence: "Senior sister, you have lost weight." ”
"Really?" Liu Yiyi was happy.
"I've eaten a lot of snacks during this time, and I thought I would gain weight!"
"Really thin? It's so good, I can eat with confidence! Xiao Baoshi covered his face and sighed, what kind of ghost reaction is this?
What a gluttonous way this is!
"What's wrong with you? was beaten and cried in Yanbei Mansion and ran back to move troops? Don't worry, that disgusting dead fat man, although the next work is ridiculous, but after he came, the reorganization was on track. Pull it to Yanbei Mansion, how can it give you a strong voice! Liu Yiyi looked at Xiao Baoshi, who sighed, and comforted him.
"By the way, after the space shuttle left that day, the fleet sent a video to you, the level is not high, only level six, I wanted to send it to you when I sent someone to Yanbei Mansion." Xiao Baoshi's emotions that had been brewing for a long time were all gone, and after listening to her words, he nodded and said, "Then I'll take a look." "It's just a matter of looking at it, and when I look at it, Xiao Baoshi is stunned.
That's a video from a thousand cats.
"Captain, the dead fat man is on the brownstone star, do you care what you do?" In the video, the thousand cats gritted their teeth.
Later, Qianzhu pulled her several times and was thrown away, and screamed: "Get out!" What's the use of you being an older brother? You just watched me being bullied by the dead fat man, and you didn't let me say it! "It seems that he also picked up something and smashed a thousand pigs.
"What's the matter with the dead fat man throwing me in the fleet and running off to Brownstone to be merry?"
"If you look for it, you'll find two!"
"Captain, if you don't give me an explanation for this, I'll die to show you! Anyway, the child hasn't been born yet, one corpse and two lives! "The thousand cats who grew up in Wuyuxing, once they initiated, were really not ordinary and tough.
"It's not just two lives, I'm going to let Angela kill me! Captain, you teach the bad fat man, then don't blame me, spoil your foundation! If I don't have an explanation, I'll go and incite everyone to make trouble, Angela will definitely lock me up, and I'll die in confinement! "And then the video is gone.
If you really let a thousand cats die in the confinement room, the fat man can't go back and fight with Angela? Xiao Baoshi had a headache, and pulled the secretary of the brown wood on the side: "Go to the playground of the military camp outside the city, call the fat man back, you tell him, he has a whole coffee table!" () Set a small goal first, such as remembering in 1 second: book guest residence