Although this fox can fly, it can't be space-time-shifted, which makes my understanding of fox fairies a bit similar!

It's already 8:39 on the roof, and I'm going to work in a minute, and it seems that being late is inevitable, and my fifty dollars of hard-earned money is going to be swallowed by the damn manager again! I sighed deeply for my poor fifty dollars: "Fox, I'm going to work, you can stay at my house first." ”

"Yes, General. The fox nodded as if he had listened to my orders, so naturally he agreed, a bit like a little girl in the palace......

"Oh no! how can I let her go to my house, but what should I do if the words have already been said!" I then remembered that to be honest, I can't call it home anymore, I can only call it a nest, because I broke up with my girlfriend, I was drunk at home every day, what wine bottles, peanut shells, chicken bones, etc. were thrown everywhere, thinking that my dirty clothes and smelly socks were all over the floor, and I really didn't have the courage to open that door.

I walked to my door with the fox step by step, I just took a bunch of keys and rubbed at the door, this is really tangled! If I really open the door, then my handsome and chic image will not be ruined all at once, no, absolutely not, I want to find a way!

"What's the matter, General, can't the door be opened?Do you want the little fox to help?" "I reflexively leaned my back against the door, just like I was nervous when the police were rounding the house, and I was as nervous as I was when I was in the house with a hundred kilograms*!

Just when I was hesitating, suddenly I remembered a person, haha, saved: "Fox, actually...... Actually, I think you should still go to work with me, I need you to do me a favor. “

"As long as the general needs it, the fox will do it... I just don't know what the general wants the little fox to help?"

"This is very simple, it is the manager who helps me scare me, he usually bullies me!"

"Ahh

This gentle and obedient fox suddenly shook my body with a shocking transformation, after all, it was a demon!

"What's the matter, General, did the fox say something wrong?" the fox saw my strange appearance, and his eyes kept looking at me, and I was flustered when he saw it. I reluctantly held back a smile: "Actually, you don't need to tear it, just scare him." ”

The fox covered his mouth and laughed out loud: "General, you're afraid that I will really tear him up, I just heard that someone actually dared to bully the general, and he was very angry and said it casually." "Oh my God, I don't know if I should cry or laugh, this little fox looks so stupid that he has learned to scare people, my little heart can't stand your scare.......

"Okay, fox, you can't go to the company with me so blatantly, won't you be invisible, now you will follow me invisibly, I must not show up before I don't let you appear, otherwise I don't know how many innocent people will be scared to death by you!"

"Okay," and then I watched her spin around in circles.

"How can I still see you!"

"Only the general can see me, no one else can see me. I looked at the fox in disbelief, and took her to the side of the road to take a taxi, but it was rush hour again, I took the watch and looked, it was half past nine o'clock when I died, I was almost an hour late, I was scratching my head and stomping my feet on the highway, looking anxious, the fox looked at me so anxious and a little worried and frowned slightly: "General, what's wrong with you?"

"Don't call me a general, I'm annoyed to death, my name is Guo Xiaoqiang, just call me Brother Qiang. "I was a little upset, and now I was talking a little heavily, and I noticed that all around me were shooting very strange glances at me, and I knew that they thought I was crazy!

"I'm sorry, I'm going to..." The fox was also frightened by my anomaly! I thought I was angry and looked a little aggrieved, tears rolled in my eyes, and it looked like I was going to cry again.

I secretly looked around, and when I was sure that no one was paying attention to me, I slowly approached the fox and comforted her gently: "Good fox, I was wrong just now, I shouldn't be so fierce." "It's okay that it's not comforting, as soon as I comfort the fox's emotions, I came up, and I actually cried! In fact, I seriously doubt that the fox has really lived for hundreds of years, how can it still be like the temper of a doll of a few years old, and it is hard not to cry under my coaxing!

"Hey D-Servant" .... Finally hit D. I opened the back door: "Go up, fox." After the fox went up, I followed: "No. 18 Nanshan Road." I saw that the driver glanced at me with a very intriguing look and then started the car, I CAO, it must have been a misunderstanding, the driver must have thought I was a madman talking to the air! I want to explain, what are you kidding? Explain to him that I am talking to a vixen, hey, let him fully use his imagination, I hope this driver is not a lewd person! But when I got out of the car, I knew that this driver was not only obscene but simply perverted:

"How much. The driver looked at me with very ambiguous eyes with his already small eyes, and I got goosebumps when he saw it!

"Ten.Five," the voice was still delicate like a girl! After saying that, he winked at me again, looking very obscene, I quickly took out fifteen dollars from my pants and threw it to him, and then ran towards the company building as if I were running away.

"There will be a person named Manager Sun when the fox waits, you have to remember that person and then you follow him to the office and have fun with him. ”

"Is that Manager Sun the one who bullied the general?"

"Hey α how did this little fox become smart all of a sudden? ”

"Okay, the fox will definitely have fun with him. After speaking, the corner of the fox's mouth showed a very weird smile, and I was a little numb on my back: "The fox is playing, don't play with human life!"

"Mm-hmm, no. She nodded happily, as if she was looking forward to this game with my manager Sun!

As soon as I entered the company, the whole company instantly fell silent, and I found that everyone's eyes were solemnly projected at me, and there was an indescribable strange feeling! I looked around calmly, and then walked towards my place of work with my heroic steps!

"Bang, bang, bang, bang..." I could hear my footsteps and my heartbeat clearly! It felt like I was acting in a ghost movie, and the whole atmosphere was eerie!

Suddenly, there was a sharp and piercing voice behind me, and I could vaguely hear the echo from the wall, I knew that it was our manager Sun who was collecting debts!

Manager's Office、、、、

"It's nine-fifty, which means you're 70 minutes late today!"

"Manager, it's true that something happened to my family, so can you be tolerant and tolerant?"

"Xiaoqiang, you know, the company has a system, I can't mess with the rules because of our friendship!" Manager Sun pretended to be very helpless, looking a bit like a grandson!

"Your monthly salary is 4500, then every day is 150, according to eight hours per hour is 18.75, then every ten minutes is 3.125, today you are 70 minutes late should be 21.875, the company's late system is a fine of 50, then plus the output value of late time wasted is a total of 71.875, for the sake of your three-year friendship with me, give you a discount on 71!"

I almost spurted blood: "Manager, our three-year friendship has to be worth 1.875 yuan, isn't this 0.875 yuan too much..."

"Xiaoqiang, this is already a member price, you know other people's, at most I will give them a few less than 0.0, the requirements for being a man can't be too high!"

Okay, I'll admit that I'm really a member price!Damn pit daddy 0.875 Lao Tzu also needs a piece to go to a public toilet!

"Then manager, I'll go to work first. ”

"Okay, go slowly, Xiaoqiang, don't be late in the future, I'm embarrassed to always fine you!" Although I turned around, I could still imagine his cunning expression! I, CAO, are you looking forward to the labor and management being late every day! I made an OK gesture to the impatient fox waiting at the door and left the manager's office!