"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" Perhaps because of the lack of a tooth, the man's face was incoherent in his speech.

Zhao Xiangling looked at him with horizontal eyebrows, showing anger.

She doesn't like to oppress others with her power on weekdays, but at this time, showing her identity is indeed the best choice.

Before Li Ruiqing's words fell, the shopkeeper's legs were weak and he fell to the ground, and the copper teapot in the hand of Dr. Tea rolled down the stairs, sprinkled the water of the staircase, and dripped on the heads of the people downstairs along the edge.

The dripping man didn't dare to speak, he fell to the ground, his eyes stared straight at the ground, and he didn't dare to look around.

And all the people who knelt on the ground trembled and did not dare to speak.

Zhao Xiangling's pretended cold voice sounded: "I just heard that someone is a slut that no one wants? ”

Missing teeth were so scared that they were about to cry. He looked to the left, and there were people looking at him, and he looked to the right, and there were people looking at people, and there were people looking ahead......

Don't dare to look ahead, don't dare to look ahead.

After thinking for a long time, Toothless cried: "I just said that I am myself, and I myself am a slut that no one wants." It's me, it's me, it's all me. ”

"Is that so?" Zhao Xiangling asked.

She dragged a chair and sat down, sitting in the place where Sun Wunian was originally sitting.

"That's right, that's right." Toothless cried.

Zhao Xiangling was still smiling.

She has always been stingy and protective, and she can't see others say this about the people around her. Since he pointed at Sun Wunian's nose and said that Chen Zihan was not good, he obviously committed her taboo.

If you let him go so easily today, wouldn't you live up to your infamy as a faint king?

opened his lips, his red lips pursed slightly, Zhao Xiangling chuckled twice, causing the entire restaurant to tremble.

I only heard her say: "This empty talk can be counted as uncountable." ”

"He who does the number, who does the number." Missing tooth kowtow. He couldn't hear that Zhao Xiangling didn't want to forgive him at all.

Someone next to him gently pushed him, and the missing tooth immediately understood: "Black and white, black and white." Shopkeeper, quick, get pen and paper! ”

Where is there paper and pen in the restaurant, the shopkeeper is still lying on the ground and has not risen, so he has to pretend to be dead when he hears this sentence, and he does not dare to move.

You know, if you hit that one, he doesn't have enough to cut off eight heads.

Zhao Xiangling smiled: "Shopkeeper, go and prepare paper and pencils, you will be rewarded for your preparation." ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately crawled, called his man in a low voice, and rushed out of the door with a crawl.

That posture didn't look like he was going to buy pen and paper, but like a vicious dog chasing after him.

Zhao Xiangling ignored him and turned his head to look at the other people.

These people have all mocked Chen Zihan.

didn't say a word, everyone only felt that the sweat behind them was like rain, but fortunately, there were still people who could be regarded as agitated, and hurriedly said: "We don't have long eyes, we won't dare to provoke Master Sun next time, and next time we do this, we must stretch our necks for Master Sun to cut." ”

Zhao Xiangling smiled: "Like a king?" ”

Hearing Zhao Xiangling say this, everyone was not only not annoyed, but relieved. Listening to her laugh, she felt the knife around her neck shift.

Someone said: "Yes, yes, like a king." ”

Zhao Xiangling smiled and nodded to feel right.

Another person said: "Like, like a dead dog." ”

Zhao Xiangling became more and more cheerful: "Mm-hmm." ”

Immediately became bold: "I'm like a pig." ”

Zhao Xiangling was happy. The word 'I' is used exactly what she wants.

"I'm just a worm." One of them also crawled on the ground.

Zhao Xiangling leaned back in his chair with a smile.

These people are trying to survive, really, everything.

Seeing that Zhao Xiangling was happy, everyone said all kinds of derogatory words about themselves, and time passed like this.

The shopkeeper came back with his buddy, holding a pen and paper, and respectfully put it in front of Zhao Xiangling: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty ......"

The paper is about half a person's height when folded. There is a thick bottom of the snow wave paper, there is a white and fine rice paper, translucent and fine lines of water pattern paper......

In short, all of them are expensive.

The pen has about a dozen tubes, thick as Zhao Xiangling's arm, thin but thinner than the little finger, arranged according to thickness, and arranged in a row.

Of course, the quality is not as good as Zhao Xiangling's daily use, but it is probably the best.

However, looking at it, he didn't see what Zhao Xiangling needed most.

"Where's the ink?"

Without ink, what can you write?

When the shopkeeper heard this, his legs immediately softened, and he put on a smile that was more ugly than crying, and the folds on his face were folded in one place: "The villain doesn't know, the villain, the villain, go buy it again." ”

The guy next to him couldn't sit still, he trembled on his knees and kept kowtowing.

Zhao Xiangling was dumbfounded at their nervousness and turned his head to look at Li Ruiqing.

Li Ruiqing coughed twice: "Your Majesty, I have ink here, I don't have to buy it again." ”

Hearing this, the shopkeeper seemed to have been redeemed, and knelt down to Li Ruiqing and said: "The left and left ministers are kind-hearted, and the small and small people are not very grateful......"

The shopkeeper said almost all the crepe words he could say.

Li Ruiqing was helpless, he didn't look at the shopkeeper's inexplicable admiring gaze, took out an ink strip about the size of a finger, like green jade, from his arms, and handed it to Zhao Xiangling.

"How do you carry this thing with you?" Zhao Xiangling took it and smelled the faint fragrance on the ink strip.

"The new one hasn't been given to you yet." Li Ruiqing said.

Zhao Xiangling was not polite, and was a little embarrassed to take it: "But there is no inkstone." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "Bowl, Xiao Zhu, go and give it to Your Majesty...... No, I'll go, the villain will go and fetch a bowl for His Majesty. ”

As he spoke, he stumbled and crawled again to get the bowl.

When he took it, there was still a little water at the bottom of the bowl. It seems that he is afraid that he will pour too much or too little water, so he deliberately filled an extra bowl of water and brought it with him.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." The shopkeeper did not dare to look up and raised the bowl above his head.

"Hmm." Zhao Xiang took it from the Zero Life Person, and then turned his head to look at the missing tooth, "You write?" ”

After such a toss by the shopkeeper, Toothless Tooth doesn't remember what he said. He looked at Zhao Xiangling in a daze, and waited until Zhao Xiangling's face sank for a while before he thought about what was going on.

He smiled wryly: "I write, I write." ”

He picked up his pen and wrote mercilessly: "I'm a slut. ”

Zhao Xiangling was dissatisfied: "Not sure enough." ”

Missing teeth and changing: "I'm an out-and-out slut." ”

Zhao Xiangling shook his head: "It's not enough...... Nothing to feel. ”

Missing Tooth took another piece of paper, pondered for a while, and said, "I'm such a slut. ”

Zhao Xiangling applauded: "Okay, this is good, shopkeeper, hang it at the door." ”

The shopkeeper hurriedly straightened up, respectfully took the paper, and rushed to the door to paste it. It's more positive than sticking the door painting of the God of Wealth during the New Year.

The face of the missing tooth showed a dead gray, but there was no resentment in the eyes, only the joy of escaping death.

Since Zhao Xiangling is satisfied, then he should be fine.

"Yours, write one by one, and hang it out?" Zhao Xiangling squinted at the rest of the people.

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