"Oh......!"

The night was hazy and unbreaking, and a rooster crow urged people to wake up.

At four o'clock in the morning, the first rooster crow had just sounded, Zheng Yun was lying on his back, sitting up straight and straight like a conditioned reflex, and his entire upper body was swaying back and forth like a tumbler.

His eyes seemed to be wide open, dazed, but his hands were numb to take off his pajamas, groping for a while, and quickly putting them on after finding them.

Get out of bed and put on your shoes, stand up, continue to sway, open your eyes, stretch, and play haha!

Picked up a towel, a washbasin, a toothbrush, opened the door to wash, and after some busyness, he came to the yard and stretched again, and said to himself happily: "It's another beautiful day!" Yes! ”

After finishing speaking, his smiling face was like a flower, and he made a gesture of victory.

At this moment, there was a sudden soft sound, and the gate of the courtyard was opened.

"Tear up!"

Zheng Pinghe's whole body was black, with a cloth bag on his shoulder, and a branch in one hand, and walked in with a tired face.

Zheng Yun froze on the spot, the whole person stiffened and did not move, the gesture was still in mid-air, and he looked at Zheng Pinghe motionlessly.

"Yo he! Stinky boy! I'm in a good mood! Looks like you slept comfortably last night? ”

Zheng Ping and Pi Xiaorou didn't smile, took off the cloth bag that was carried on their shoulders, put it on the stone table casually, and walked slowly towards Zheng Yun while shaking the branches in their hands.

Seeing this, Zheng Yun reacted on the spot, and was even more startled, hurriedly withdrew his gesture hand, and stepped back timidly.

This is not the first time he has seen such a scene, and even if it is the first time he has seen it, a fool knows that this is Zheng Pinghe's rhythm to go crazy.

Good day? What bullshit! What a tragic day! What a vomit of blood! Why did Uncle come back so early? Doesn't it mean that big white and little black are not afraid of daytime? Why did you let my uncle come back so early? Dead this time! Grandma, wake up and help!

Thinking about it, Zheng Yun looked up at the window on the second floor, hoping that the old lady could suddenly open the window to save herself, but the window was closed tightly, without the slightest intention of opening.

Zheng Yun was helpless, so he had to turn his head to look at Zheng Pinghe again, and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle! Calm down! Calm down! We have something to say, hehe! Grandma is still sleeping upstairs, isn't it okay to wake her up? ”

Hearing this, Zheng Pinghe looked up at the window on the second floor, nodded and looked at Zheng Yun again, and said, "Hmm! You're right, I really forgot about it without your reminder, hehe! So, I want to thank you? ”

Speaking of this, he sneered, his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and continued: "Stinky boy! If you dare to speak out, I will let you crawl to school today, believe it or not? ”

After finishing speaking, he stepped forward quickly, shook the branch in his hand vigorously, and only listened to "Whew!" With a sound, the branches of the tree slammed towards Zheng Yun's feet with a piercing wind whistle.

Just like this, he can completely see how heavy Zheng Pinghe's shot is, and he has no intention of sparing his strength at all, and it is very important to break Zheng Yun's foot to relieve the anger in his heart.

Zheng Yun was shocked, jumped back reflexively, narrowly avoided the tragedy of being hit by a branch, and looked at Zheng Pinghe in amazement.

I'll go! Is this going to be true? What did Uncle go through last night? How can you be so angry? Shouldn't it be black impermanence?

Thinking with a bad taste in his heart, Zheng Yun hurriedly stepped back again, not daring to fight back, which did not mean that he was going to sit still.

At this time, Zheng Pinghe was under the rage, and his shot was not serious, if he didn't run, he would really be a fool.

In the past, he didn't dare to run when he was beaten, and he couldn't run at all, and he was caught before he ran two steps, but now it may not be, with Zheng Yun's bold character, it's strange not to run?

"Yo he! You stinky boy! Fat bile, right? How dare you run? Yes! Where do you want to go? ”

Zheng Ping and the branch fell short, and he was laughed at on the spot, and after nodding, he lifted the branch again and chased him.

Zheng Yun was startled, hurriedly took steps and ran away again, and said with a sad face as he ran: "Uncle! Impulsiveness is the devil! We have something to say. ”

"I'll tell you a ghost!" Zheng Pinghe shook off the branch in his hand heavily, stopped, and looked at Zheng Yun with angry eyes.

Angrily, he picked up the branch and pointed at it, and continued: "You bastard, you don't have to say bad things about me behind your back, but you actually ran back to sleep alone?" Outrageous! I didn't even dare to go to the toilet all night, and if I didn't break your legs, I wouldn't be your uncle! ”

After finishing speaking, he chased after the branch again, and under the anger, Zheng Pinghe's speed and weight of the shot can be imagined.

With his medical skills, he is not afraid of beating Zheng Yun to a good time, even if he really fights a good game, he is not afraid, it is a big deal to cure Zheng Yun.

Zheng Pinghe thought complacently, and the speed under his feet suddenly increased a lot, and he chased straight after Zheng Yun.

When Zheng Yun heard this, he almost burst out laughing, seeing Zheng Pinghe chasing after him quickly, he was so frightened on the spot that he ran away quickly, he ran as fast as he could, and he was afraid that it would be a real tragedy if he was chased.

Xindao: The two ghosts of black and white impermanence are really cute enough, and they actually blocked my uncle for one night, and I didn't even let him go to the toilet, hehe! No wonder he was so angry, he thought his uncle was blown up? Belch......? It's a little wicked! Hey!

Not to mention, the skills of the two are really the same, one chases sharply, the other escapes quickly, and for a while, there is a wave of chickens, dogs, and jumping figures in the yard, and all kinds of sounds are endless.

Call! Swell! Boom! Sonor! Qiang ......!

"Bang!" There was a loud bang, and the window on the second floor was pushed open and swayed, and the courtyard suddenly fell silent.

The two froze on the action of running away and chasing, and looked up at the second floor at the same time, only to see the old lady standing in the window with her hair disheveled, staring at the two of them angrily.

"It's a long time! Before dawn, the yard was full of chickens and dogs, and I see that you two are full! The small ones don't have a small sample, and the big ones don't have a big sample, which is good! Don't eat for both of you today. ”

After saying that, the old lady slammed the window shut, and bang! , no longer pay attention to the two.

"Mom!"

"Grandma!"

Both of them shouted at the same time, but there was no response.

Zheng Pinghe saw that the window on the second floor was closed, glared at Zheng Yun fiercely, and said angrily: "Take the bag into the study for me, and then wash the clothes for Lao Tzu." ”

After finishing speaking, he walked straight to the room and ignored Zheng Yun, and after finding a set of clothes, he went into the bathroom to take a bath.

Zheng Yunleng was stunned for a while, and quickly reacted: It seems that he has escaped, hehe! Washing clothes, it's not the first time to wash clothes, how big is it? Hehe!

Thinking about it, Zheng Yun was overjoyed, and said with a hippie smile: "Okay! Uncle! I'll go. ”

As he spoke, he picked up his cloth bag and ran to the study, and then ran to the door of the bathroom to pick up Zheng Pinghe's clothes, and went to the sink in the courtyard to scrub them.

After the old lady got up, after a busy time, she came to the living room and looked at Zheng Yun who was washing clothes, did not speak, went into the kitchen to wash rice and pot, and then went to the street to buy vegetables.

After Zheng Pinghe finished taking a bath, he also ignored Zheng Yun when he came to the courtyard, sat cross-legged on the stone bench by himself, and began to breathe and breathe, and meditate.

Seeing this, Zheng Yun hurriedly sped up his clothes, washed them and dried them, and then followed him to meditate and practice on the stone bench.

Half past five in the morning.

The morning light has already begun, the sun is shining, and it is a gorgeous and colorful morning, bringing freshness to the world.

"Tear up!"

The gate of the courtyard was opened, and the old lady was full of smiles, as if she was greeting someone, but the moment she entered the courtyard, she put on a straight face again, looked at the two of them with an unkind face, and then walked straight to the kitchen.

Zheng Yun and Zheng Pinghe saw the old lady coming back, and got up at the same time, and were about to open their mouths to greet them, but when they saw the old lady with a straight face, they were so frightened that they closed their mouths at the same time, and they were silent and did not dare to speak.

Zheng Pinghe looked at Zheng Yun with an unkind face, and didn't say anything? Sighing secretly, he walked towards the study.

Zheng Yun quietly stuck out his tongue, grimaced, went back to his room to get a Chinese textbook, and returned to the courtyard to start reading in the morning.

Time flies, at six o'clock in the morning, after the old lady brought the food to the table, she didn't call Zheng Pinghe or Zheng Yun, and ate by herself.

After Zheng Yun and Zheng Ping smelled the fragrance of the vegetables, they came to the living room one after another, and saw that the old lady had a straight face and a bad face, so they ate by themselves without waiting for them to eat together.

The two were silent and didn't dare to speak, Zheng Pinghe gave Zheng Yun a look and motioned for Zheng Yun to go to dinner.

Zheng Yun understood, returned a look to show that he understood, and then walked to the kitchen, opened the rice pot and looked, but saw that there was not a grain of rice in it, and he was stunned.

Belch! What's out of food? Grandma shouldn't really let the two of them eat, right?

Thinking about it, Zheng Yun was a little unrelenting, and with a ding-dong sound, he rummaged through the kitchen, but still didn't find any food, so he sighed a little desperately.

Alas! It seems that grandma really didn't let the two of them eat, so she only cooked her own rice, and she was reluctant to give one more.

Reluctantly turned around, looked at Zheng Pinghe, shook his head and spread his hands, indicating that there was no food.

Zheng Pinghe was stunned for a moment, quickly reacted, looked at the old lady, and asked with a smile: "Mom!" Running out of food? ”

"Humph!"

The old lady snorted angrily and did not speak.

Zheng Pinghe was helpless, raised his head to give Zheng Yun a look, and motioned for Zheng Yun to ask.

Zheng Yun nodded, trotted to the dining table, and asked with a hippie smile, "Grandma!" Running out of food? ”

The old lady raised her head again, glanced at Zheng Yun, also snorted coldly and did not speak, lowered her head and quickly pulled the remaining half of the bowl of rice, after eating, she put away the dishes and chopsticks in a slippery manner, and then went out leisurely with her hands behind her back.

“……？”

Zheng Yun was dumbfounded, sighed secretly, and turned his head to look at Zheng Pinghe, but saw him looking at him angrily, and was startled on the spot.

"Uncle! Drain your gas, or why don't we go out to eat? Zheng Yun said with a hippie smile.

"Eat a fart! My salary has been confiscated by your grandmother, what do you take out to eat? Zheng Pinghe burst into a foul language and said angrily.

"Huh! Uncle! I have money, I didn't spend a penny of the money given by grandma and you, go, I invite you. Zheng Yun continued to say with a hippie smile, and reached into his pocket with one hand and took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills.

Zheng Ping was overjoyed, and said eagerly: "Great, hurry up and return the money to me, look at this scene, don't think about eating at noon and night." ”

Still? Zheng Yun was stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Uncle! What do you mean by returning you? That's what you gave me, and I didn't ask you to borrow it, giving is giving, borrowing is borrowing, this can't be confused, right!

It's true that we are uncles and nephews, but we should also settle accounts, don't you say? Hehe! Uncle! Say it! How much do you want to borrow? Remember to pay me back when the time comes. ”

“……？”

Zheng Pinghe was speechless, choked by Zheng Yun's words and couldn't speak for a long time: I gave him the money myself, but I wanted to borrow it from him, and then pay it back to him? What kind of logic is this?

Thinking about it, when he was about to go crazy, Zheng Yun saw that the situation was not right, and said with a hippie smile: "Hehe! Uncle! I'm kidding, don't take it seriously! ”

After finishing speaking, he put down the five hundred yuan on the dining table, then quickly slipped back to the room, picked up his schoolbag and immediately ran to the gate of the courtyard, and when he went out, he didn't forget to look back and say, "Uncle! Remember to pay it back! ”

After finishing speaking, he quickly closed the door and ran away without a figure.

Zheng Pinghe came back to his senses: Stinky boy! I'm getting bolder, and now I dare to make a joke about me?

Thinking about it, he shook his head with a wry smile, put the money away, and followed ...... out.