Crazy men and women (3) (recommended votes over 24,000 plus more)

I really convinced them, such a private topic can be talked about in front of outsiders, as if it were commonplace. It is said that they are not a family, they don't enter a family, their personalities, temperaments, and temperaments are all the same, and they are simply a perfect match.

"Auntie, let's get angry." Yuan Jiapeng began to please Yin Jingshu again, "I am already very satisfied with having such a great girlfriend as you, and I don't care about other women at all." Besides, stealing food is also risky, and if you don't do it, you will completely bury your sexual happiness, I just heard a friend who is a doctor talk about this kind of thing some time ago. ”

Yin Jingshu became interested all of a sudden. "Tell me what it is."

"The doctor has a duty of confidentiality for his patients, and it is inconvenient for him to say more." Yuan Jiapeng said that the general situation is that there is a man who has a fiancΓ©e and is still looking for different lovers outside, but in the past half a year, he has found that his ability in that area has seriously declined, and that person used to be very capable, he could be hard several times a day, and then he couldn't be hard for a few days, and now he basically can't get hard, even if he is hard, it can only last for a minute at most. He suspected that one of his lovers had harmed him, because the lover had been cooking him all kinds of soup all day long, saying that he wanted to replenish his body, but it turned out to be worse and worse, and he suspected that his lover had added something to the soup, but he did not leave any evidence.

"He deserves it, that kind of scumbag, just to make him never hard." Yin Jingshu was full of justice, "Tell your friend, you don't need to treat him, so as not to harm people again." ”

"I heard that the person is almost useless, the original overindulgence, the body is weak, and what has been eaten for a long time can no longer be cured." Yuan Jiapeng said.

I somehow remembered that Qin Feng was here, and he was also looking for a lover outside behind his fiancΓ©e's back. Yu Meng also said that his ability is not as good as before, and he often fails before he succeeds. However, there should not be such a coincidence.

Yin Jingshu clapped her hands and applauded. "God really has eyes, you have to be careful, if you dare to steal food behind my back, I will also make soup for you every day and abolish you."

"It's so scary, I wouldn't have told you if I knew it." Yuan Jiapeng pretended to be afraid and patted his chest, "The most poisonous woman's heart, it seems that I will have to be careful everywhere in the future." ”

We all laughed, but soon realized that it was too unappropriate to laugh like this in Yu Meng's hospital room living room, and we all relented. When Yin Jingshu and I went to say goodbye to Yu Meng, she asked me, "Is Xiao Se here?" ”

I said yes.

She sighed with vicissitudes in her eyes: "There is a man who loves you so much, get married quickly, don't regret it until you lose it." ”

I sighed silently. She grabbed Yin Jingshu's hand again and said, "Your man is not bad, grab it quickly." ”

Yin Jingshu pretended to laugh relaxedly. "What's the matter with you, all of a sudden, you've become such a."

Yu Meng shook her head desolately, silent.

After returning to my residence, I asked Xiao Se: "What is Yuan Jiapeng's attitude towards Yin Jingshu, does he really love her, or does he just want to find someone to marry?" ”

"I'm not a roundworm in his stomach, how would I know." Xiao Se also couldn't understand Yuan Jiapeng's feelings and psychology, "But he told me that he had a lot of women before, but none of them were virgins, so after getting Yin Jingshu, he had a feeling that he had picked up a treasure." In other words, he treats Yin Jingshu as a baby, of course he will cherish the baby, he will treat it well, there must be sincerity, with sincerity, it should be natural to fall in love over time, so I am still optimistic about them. ”

"There is another reason why Yuan Jiapeng treats Jingshu as a baby, because the D cup feels very good, which makes him love it." I have in my mind the hot scene in the KTV private room back then, and speaking of which, their real fate started with the D cup.

Xiao Se was slightly stunned, and then smiled. "You envy her D cup, but research has shown that the most attractive to men is the C cup, too small for men to find men not sexy enough, too big for men to think 'incongruous' and 'scary'. So, a C cup like yours fits perfectly in your hand and is the best size. ”

"How do you know my ......" I remember never telling him about cup size.

"I know your measurements, so of course I can judge the cups." He was proud, "At that time, Yuan Jiapeng asked me, I didn't want to discourage his enthusiasm, so I refused to disclose your cup size, in fact, I know it clearly." ”

"Don't come to this set, at that time, I was obviously pretending to be deep in front of me, and I was embarrassed to talk about Yuan Jiapeng." I punctured his thoughts.

"Hey, hey!" He laughed dryly, "Blame myself for talking too much, okay, don't talk about the past again." ”

I pursed my lips, no longer embarrassed him, and pondered Xiao Se's words about Yuan Jiapeng and Yin Jingshu, I think it makes sense, Yuan Jiapeng can be regarded as wandering flowers, reading countless women, if it is just to cope with the family, with his conditions, it is actually quite easy to find someone to marry and have children, it is not necessary for Yin Jingshu. What's more, compared with the women before him, Yin Jingshu has nothing to do except for her larger breasts. But he is willing to marry Yin Jingshu and is willing to wait for her investigation, which shows that he has true feelings for her, and they are not very harmonious and happy together now, and even the profound scientific problem of the alarm clock has been explored. When I think about it, I feel relieved that I don't have to worry about them anymore and just wait for good news.

I suddenly woke up at night, and the curtains in my bedroom were so thick that if I closed them, the day could turn into night. I'm worried that someone will peep through binoculars like Xiao Se and pull the curtains tight. In the darkness and haze, Yin Jingshu's discussion of "alarm clock" burst into my mind inexplicably. Xiao Se put my arms around me and fell asleep, and I was driven by curiosity to explore his body with my hands, soft, and in order to verify it, I gently took his arm away, propped myself up and looked at the glow-in-the-dark alarm clock on the bedside table, 2:30 in the morning.

I fell asleep, probably thinking about something, and when I opened my eyes again, I was awake almost immediately, and my hands involuntarily went down again. This time it really got harder, and I thought it was funny, so I couldn't help but stroke it lightly twice. Just as he was about to confirm the time, a voice rang out: "What are you doing?" ”

I was shocked and retracted my hand. "I didn't ...... Didn't do anything. ”

Xiao Se grabbed me. "It's half past five in the morning, what, do you want to use my place as an alarm clock?"

My heart was pounding, and I was caught by him for making small movements, which was too embarrassing. "I am...... Curious...... I would like to ask for proof. I cheekily found myself under the stairs, "It's not that I am talking about broad and profound scientific problems, I am more studious and have a desire for knowledge." ”

"Practice makes sense." He rolled over and pressed me, a hint of cunning in his eyes, "No matter how much you learn, it's not as meaningful as trying it yourself." ”

"I've tried it many times." I protested, "Come down, I'm going to practice." ”

"You're wrong, I haven't tried it once during the morning erection period from 4 to 7 a.m." He corrected it seriously, "The earliest one also passed 7 o'clock, so you have never actually experienced and felt this most mysterious sexual phenomenon in men." ”

I can't argue with it, because I have a habit of getting up early to practice, and I basically get up before him, and we rarely do this kind of thing when we wake up, and even if we do, it is because of special circumstances that we wake up late, and it is true that we all wake up after 7 o'clock.

"Now you know how hard I endured every morning in order not to affect your practice, right?" With a triumphant smirk, he began to do whatever he wanted on me. This lingering lasted for more than an hour, and I blamed him for delaying the practice, but he continued the previous topic with great interest, and he had seen an interesting statement that this mysterious phenomenon in men was a biological habit developed by primitive society. Primitive societies are full of jackals, tigers and leopards, and men go out hunting in the morning, not knowing if they can come back at night. In order to pass on the lineage, I had to do things early in the morning, and then rush out to hunt for food. Over time, men develop a cycle in which testosterone concentrations are highest in the morning and lowest at sunset.

"No wonder they all say that men are animals that think in the lower half of their bodies, it turns out that you haven't left the primitive society yet." I mocked.

He laughed loudly, heartily and cheerfully, and this smile infected me. For the first time since we broke up, I felt like I was able to have fun without feeling depressed.

"Swan Lake" is finally about to be staged, and when we finish the rehearsal, I feel that I have taken an extremely important step on the road to my greatest dream, and when I dance "Swan Lake", I have a deep understanding of every dance step I perform, and I also know how to use the language of ballet to express my inner monologue. I overcame myself, broke free from all kinds of inner shackles with the help of black swans, and made a leap forward in performance. At the same time, the pure beauty and kindness of the white swan and the unwavering loyalty to love also made me further understand and be fascinated by the ballet art that can purify the emotional world of an actor.

On the occasion of the International Ballet Competition being held in Haicheng, "Swan Lake" was confirmed as the opening repertoire. This is a very important performance for our entire company, including Makarova. At that time, the audience will be seated by world-class ballet experts and judges, as well as outstanding contestants who have come to participate in the competition. The world of ballet is also eyeing Makarova to see what her Chinese premiere of Swan Lake, choreographed for Sea City Ballet, looks like.

This is also the biggest investment of Haicheng Ballet in many years, and all kinds of factors have made the entire cultural media pay great attention and expectation to our performance. We had 8 performances in a row, and in addition to the opening ceremony, there were 7 ticketed performances, which were very intense for the actors.