The story starts with my father. He is the most famous war Jiao in the four seas and eight wildernesses, and he has been in charge of the waters and rivers of the four directions since he was 100,000 years old, and he has been in charge of 200,000 years. I often think that he estimated that he was confused when he was a war Jiao, and when it was time to leave office, he thought about marrying a wife and having children. But fortunately, he didn't have a bad eye, and when he went to the South China Sea, he found my mother at a glance. At that time, my mother was the youngest princess in the South China Sea, but she was only 50,000 years old. My father stalked for 50,000 years, waiting for my mother to reach 100,000 years old, and finally, I don't know what means he used, and finally married my young and beautiful mother. Then, at the age of 350,000 years, he gave birth to a graceful and suave me.

I learned from him that since I was a child, I knew that falling in love should start from the baby stage. If I let my grandfather wait until I am 350,000 years old to get married and have children, wouldn't it be too sad?

Therefore, when I will be 20,000 years old, I already have my own sweetheart, and I swear that she will not marry in this life.

However, at that time, my sweetheart, she was still young, only two hundred years old.

My grandfather back then was still a good fighter. To put it bluntly, I go out every morning and bring a few catties of shrimp as dry food, so that I can play outside for a day. But at that time, I couldn't beat my father, so I still went home from the battle every day very obediently. Before eating, my father usually beats me again for the fact that I fight during the day, and my mother is terrified to see it, but I feel that since I have been beaten by my father every day, my body is stronger and more athletic, so I look up and say to my father: "You picked up the place on my right shoulder today and beat me, I think that the flesh is not strong enough, the bone is not hard enough, and I need to be beaten." ”

My dad scolded "bunny, bastard, loser" while beating with high interest and eyebrows.

This beating is when I was 20,000 years old, and I met a fierce opponent - my master, Lord Tianzun.

Grandpa, I have been in the world of fighting and brawling for 20,000 years, although I have read countless enemies, but occasionally there are times when I can't open my eyes. At that time, I looked at the appearance of a young man with frosty clothes and ink hair that was not enough to be crepe, so I deliberately stepped forward and teased: "Little brother looks good, would you like to follow grandpa and me?" ”

The consequence of this sentence is-

Grandpa, I was beaten back to the original form of Baijiao by a purple jade flute in his hand, and I fell into a small ravine somewhere covered in blood, half-dead and curled up there for three days and three nights, and I didn't see a single person.

On the fourth day, I faintly heard a childish child's voice beating behind me, babbling and singing a song. My knowledge of music wasn't good enough for my grandfather to remember that tune. I just felt that the voice came out of her mouth, clear and good.

At that time, my grandfather and I were curled up in one place, and it didn't occupy much space. But she walked past me, and a fetter under her feet threw herself on me, and a few round things hula fell on my head, and before I could hum weakly, a bamboo basket shone down.

Grandpa, I often think that this is probably the so-called fate. You see that in such a ravine, I only occupy such a small area, and I tripped her passing by, what a fate, it is a fate!

It's just that I was beaten by Lord Tianzun and broke my brain, and I obviously tripped over her, this extremely fateful thing actually made me feel very tragic and aggrieved. That kind of mood, probably like this-

His grandma's! Grandpa, I don't have to worry about falling into this place where birds don't shit, such a big place, don't you have fucking eyes, and you dare to trip and fall on grandpa and me!