Dilemma and irritability

Yuan Shou pursed his mouth and said, "Although there were rumors before that Duan Qiu reached an agreement with the founder, and after swearing a bullshit curse such as a heavy oath, Duan Qiu was pardoned and released from prison. At that time, I already said that this was just a lie that people had deliberately fabricated. Let's see if this result has been fulfilled by me now. ”

"What if you're right?" Lu Luyi asked with no interest, "What does it matter to me if he can't go out, do you have this leisure or think more about yourself." ”

"You're boring, if I have a way to get out, what else am I going to gossip about."

The bored Yuan Shou wanted to lean against the wall close to the side, he wanted to find a good posture to watch the enthronement ceremony that would be played for a while.

"Don't lean against the wall, lest you accidentally strangle someone."

Yuan Shou was far away from the wall as if he was electrocuted, and he was almost strangled to death on the opposite side, but fortunately, Lu Luyi's sleep was not sinking and the siege was lifted in time, otherwise he would have become a death row inmate in the prison.

The safest place at the moment is their own hammock, which is suspended on all sides and no one can attack them.

Yuan Shou climbed into the hammock and kept chanting, "Why did this old guy release the fake news of his release before, could it be that he really reached some kind of agreement with the founder?" ”

Yuan Shou suddenly had an epiphany, and then he grabbed the words again, "Such rumors are easy to be broken, the prison is a closed environment, ask a few more people in the cell to know whether Duan Qiu is gone or not." Since Duan Qiu didn't leave, news like this should be for people outside the prison. ”

Yuan Shou originally thought that the result of his epiphany would attract their attention, but after his words went out, he did not get an answer from Lu Luyi and Yuan Tong.

The two of them were watching the enthronement ceremony on live TV, and they didn't listen to what he was saying.

At the beginning of the enthronement, it was a grand and visual feast. In a prison without any entertainment, it is quite eye-catching to see these gorgeous contents.

Although they could watch dozens of channels before, the content was full of news and current affairs programs, and they had already watched enough of them. Now Yuan Tong and Lu Luyi are watching the enthronement, and they have already thrown aside Yuan Shou, who was waiting to answer the question.

"Oh grass! Is this miscellaneous king really an emperor? Yuan Shou pointed to the screen and teased loudly.

"People are also the king of the country, and you are not even as good as a fart."

"I think he's a king, an out-and-out cuckold king." Yuan Shou had to belittle a few words, if they didn't have this founder, they could be locked up in this place.

"You're jealous, but if you work hard, the number of hats won't be less than theirs, and you may be able to keep up with some records."

"! My wife is quite loyal to me, and the chaste archway is still standing at the entrance of our village. ”

"Let's just listen to it and let you talk nonsense." Yuan Tong let out a treacherous laugh.

"You are jealous, jealous that I have such a virtuous wife."

"What do you two have to grab a green hat, I'm in charge, give each of you a one?" Lu Luyi on the side always had to add an accelerant to the battle between the two.

"Shut up, there's nothing for you here." Yuan Tong yelled at Lu Lu angrily.

Yuan Shou tasted what Lu Yi said, and the more he pondered it, the more he found that what Lu Lu Yi said was really right, "Of course two is not enough, I have to give you one, it is reasonable for the three of us to have one top, and no one should run." ”

But Yuan Shou felt that what he said just now was not ruthless enough, and he wanted to supplement what he said, Yuan Shou said, "Do you know? One of the ancient emperors of the past dynasties was counted as one of the eight kings, and they were all cuckolded by others. This founder will not be an exception, because he also has three palaces and six courts. Every Emperor and His Majesty has countless concubines in the three palaces, and he thinks that he has all the beauty in the world, but how does he know that the concubines need to be accompanied at night. Tell me, these beautiful ladies don't go to the green founder, can they really keep the festival for him? ”

"The founder has already looked down on all this, but people are aiming at Qin Shi Huang, and they don't care about the love of children."

"How do you know? There is no man in the world who does not love sex, and I do not believe that the founder is an abstinent person. Yuan Shou disagreed with Lu Luyi's view.

"Based on the current situation, it is really possible that the founder is an ascetic." Lu Luyi said, "Since the founder became a king, who has seen his princesses, the founder has always been a maverick and never brought any female dependents forward. ”

"!" Yuan Shou shouted, "I saw it once. ”

"Yes, you've only seen it once, except this time you've seen anyone else?"

Yuan Shou didn't want to recall too much, it seemed that the founder was really like this.

"Maybe he's a man?" Yuan Shou, who couldn't help it, immediately said a relatively normal answer.

"He may be an ascetic in a temporary disguise, a method that he is forced to do in order to achieve some kind of need."

"What does it take him to abstain from sex for a while?" Yuan Tong couldn't figure out why people needed to be temporarily abstinent, if it was an ordinary person, he might encounter such a thing, but the founder was the king of this country, and what kind of abstinence did he use.

"He may have to cultivate, so he was forced to abstain."

"Could it be that this miscellaneous Wang Ba also wants to live forever, and it is necessary to cultivate to become a human and a ghost?"

"What's the use of you scolding him, will scolding him commute your sentence twice? Or can you turn this environment into a paradise because of your words? No way, you're just a fart. ”

The angry Yuan Tong kept yelling loudly, he had never been in a better mood since he was in prison, and roars like this had erupted several times.

Yuan Shou is most willing to provoke Yuan Tong to be angry recently, because there is less fun here, and watching him get angry alone is much more interesting than watching TV.

The more angry Yuan Tong was, the more Yuan Shou calmly provoked Yuan Tong.

"I don't know if I can reduce my sentence, anyway, I scolded him, I was so happy. It's better than you, and it's just here to shout. If you think I'm weak, you can go out and practice with him, it's better than fighting with him here. ”

Yuan Shou and Yuan Tong were about to engage in a complete war of words, and Lu Luyi immediately stepped forward to stop it, Lu Luyi didn't want to see the two of them arguing.

Because they had quarreled on this issue several times, his ears had already worn out thick calluses. Don't quarrel here, if you want to argue, you can wait until the show is over.

"You two stop for a while, don't interfere with me watching TV, I'll write a letter of repentance later. Don't when you two can't write it, copy my content. ”

(End of chapter)