Chapter 385; Your sister is so cute
"Tony, if you insist on having a wedding here, there's no way we're going to rebuild." Lu Fang walked over and said comfortingly.
At this time, Agent 0233, who was lying on the ground, had just shown signs of awakening, and immediately fainted again when he heard this.
Seeing this, Lu Fang could only shake his head, it seems that Agent 0233's consciousness is not deep enough. Of course, this time, Lu Fang did not rebuild with him, because it was too late, not to mention that it was not him who should be responsible for this matter, but another guy who wanted to atone for his sins.
"Haha, you don't have to look at me like this, don't worry, I won't care about the death of those demons." The passerby stared at Mephisto and smiled awkwardly.
Seeing that Mephisto was going to play dumb, Lu Fang also showed a kind smile. "Within an hour, reshape this place for me, if you can't complete the task······ Hmph, I don't think Tony would mind adding a demon slayer to his wedding. ”
"You don't need to sacrifice to the sky, just sacrifice to me, and in return, I will give you a satisfactory wedding venue." The Lord of Light said enthusiastically.
"Stop, can't I do it?" Mephisto shouted. As a demigod-level mage, even if he is a clone, he has pondered the great magic attainments of I don't know how many thousands of years alone, and he doesn't say it.
In just ten minutes, Mephisto used some ready-made materials to depict a huge magic array, and then rebuilt a white castle like a fairy tale in front of everyone.
Mephisto, who had done all this, did not forget to take a provocative look at the Lord of Light, and the Lord of Light snorted coldly and waved his hand towards the white castle, and the holy light enveloped the white castle, making it look even more dreamy.
The previously interrupted wedding continued in this fantastic white castle, and the nervous superheroes quickly forgot about the unhappiness just now and began to party.
After Agent 0233, who had passed out, was awakened by the Holy Spirit Angel Johnny with holy light, he learned that he didn't need to rebuild, and immediately hugged Coulson and cried with joy. And his top boss, Fury, has a crooked nose at this time, and because of the matter of the aerospace aircraft carrier, he wants to fight with Tony.
As for Thor, who has sobered up, he has already cheekily approached Doctor Strange and asked to make another bet with Strange. However, although this guy kept muttering that Asgardians will never admit defeat or something, Doctor Strange could still see at a glance that this guy just wanted to have another drink, which was the essence of Asgardians.
Thor, who was ruthlessly rejected by Doctor Strange, had to be disappointed and drink a bottle of premium vodka for $100,000 with Valkyrie.
It's just that as there are more and more wine bottles on the table, Thor finds that the atmosphere is a little wrong, and he sees the drunken Valkyrie, looking at Thor's gaze at this time, it suddenly flickered. She seemed to have something to say, but she didn't want to say anything, and finally the Valkyrie bit her lip and finally made up her mind. "My king, there is actually one thing that I have been holding in my heart for a long time."
"What do you want to say?" When Thor saw this scene, he suddenly felt a pimple in his heart, although he was a straight man, but now he has a very rich experience in terms of feelings, so how could he not see this sudden change in the atmosphere.
Thor wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say. He still has a very good impression of the Valkyrie, but this emotion is like treating Sif Sif, it is a very pure friendship between men and women.
"I know it's crazy, and you might even suspect I'm joking, but I'm serious." The Valkyrie took advantage of the strength of the wine, slapped the table and stood up, and said to Thor with a serious face. "Because I've been holding this in my heart for a long time, I'll go crazy if I don't say it."
"Well, as a team, we go on adventures together, through life-and-death battles. In this process, it is very normal to have a trace of emotion beyond friendship, especially if the person you fancy is so good. Knowing that he couldn't avoid it, Thor had already sat up straight at this time, and he decided to face the troubles caused by being too good.
"But I still hope that you are sober and can treat this emotion more correctly, especially since the other party may have other ······ in his heart"
"I can't care so much because ······ Because your sister is so cute~!! ”
"Well, I know, my sister is very ······ What the hell, what did you just say? Thor stared at the Valkyrie with wide eyes, what was the situation, how could it be different from what he said.
"I knew you were going to see me that way." Valkyrie poured another bottle of vodka in three times and divided it by two, and then continued to muster up the courage to say: "From the first time I saw Angela, I was deeply attracted to her, and she reminded me of the person I tried my best to forget, but I couldn't forget. If it weren't for Hela's coup d'état, she and I would have been together. ”
"But you know, he's a man." Thor couldn't help but remind.
"I don't care about that." Valkyrie shook her head and said.
"Well, I'm wrong, she's a woman." Thor hurriedly corrected himself.
"Isn't that good." The Valkyrie shook Thor's hand and looked serious. "As long as you really love each other, does gender or something really matter?"
Hearing this, Thor was silent for a moment, then slapped the table and stood up with a resolute face. "Gender is very important, very important~!"
And when Thor and the Valkyries, in a heated discussion about who is true love between the same sex and the opposite sex, they almost have to perform the traditional Asgardian ritual at the banquet to decide the winner in a duel.
The other two should have been mortal enemies, but at this time, it was rare to get together and talk well.
"Lao Hua, do you know how unpleasant the earthlings are now? They are even worse than the devil. Mephisto, with a sad face, took a sip of wine, and began to complain of bitterness by pulling the Lord of Light.
"It's not that I'm lying to you, I feel like my business is about to go on, and if it goes on like this, I can only go to those ignorant girls to sign a contract. But you know what? Those girls are also very troublesome, ordinary people can fulfill a wish, they also have to give pets, and cute magical girl costumes. The most infuriating thing is that these costumes are not allowed to be repeated. ”
"I understand what you said, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient." The Lord of Light patted Mephisto with deep feeling, and also fell into the memory. "Think about how easy it was to do our job at the beginning, just set a lofty ideal, and then pull a few people into the gang, just sit back and wait for them to develop offline. And now the young people they ····· Alas~! Let's go first. ”
The two rivals with conflicting ideas reached a rare consensus at this time, and they drank sullen wine together.
"Old Mo, no matter what, I have to remind you that the world has changed, so it's time for us to change our thinking. So you have to learn new marketing methods, new packaging strategies, and treat customers like God. The Lord of Light spoke, his voice pausing suddenly, and then continued, "That's right, just like you would do to me. ”
But when Mephisto heard this, he had a strange face. "Well, don't you think that your statement is a little inappropriate for me?"
Glancing at his sworn enemy, the Lord of Light was silent for a moment, and had no choice but to spread his hands. "Well, to put it another way, treat customers like family, think about the pleasures you have with your family, your father and your son."
"Speaking of which, that time was really beautiful." Mephisto's voice became perked when he heard this. "The happiest thing in my life was to successfully trap my father in a conspiracy and succeed him as the Lord of Hell. And my stupid son Wu Xindemon, this kid even dared to resist me, he didn't know that his methods were all left over from my play, haha~! ”
Lord of Light; “······”
"Lao Mo, I really still think that I can't talk to you together, and the two of us can only be mortal enemies in this life."
"I very much agree with this point of view, you dead light bulb, it's better to stay away from me, it's too dazzling."
"What? You even said that I was a big light bulb, and I thought you crawled out of hell, ugly and dirty, I'll leave now. The Lord of Light finished his drink and turned away without looking back.
Of course, he was not angry with Mephisto, but for another important matter, and here he found a very good Holy Light Seed. This level of talent even made the Lord of Light give up the idea of letting the angel Johnny do it for him, and chose to do it himself. ()